I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Once Black Spirit Snake left, Tina and the others immediately crowded around An Lin.

“Giant An Lin, are you alright?” Tina asked with an anxious expression as she very thoughtfully unleashed a healing spell technique on him.

“I’m fine, just a few minor injuries.” With a smile, An Lin patted Tina’s tiny head.

“Big Brother An, that nuclear flaming punch was epic, woof!” Da Bai clapped his paws together excitedly.

Xuanyuan Cheng nodded with a thoughtful expression. “It was indeed very epic. You managed to combine those different powers perfectly to effect a qualitative change before detonating it all! It was amazing!”

At this moment, White Spirit Snake also made her way over with an apologetic expression. “Sorry, Senior An Lin, I didn’t think Big Sister Black would be so willful. I’ll definitely talk to her so that something like what happened today never happens again.”

An Lin was greatly touched by the obedient woman standing before him. Why was there such a disparity between the two spirit snakes? Why couldn’t Black Spirit Snake follow in White Spirit Snake’s example?

“You really do need to have a good talk with Black Spirit Snake. Everything should be resolved peacefully if possible, understood?” An Lin spoke in a meaningful and heartfelt manner.

“Understood! I’ll be sure to make Big Sister Black realize the fallacies in her ways.” With determination in her bright eyes, White Spirit Snake nodded earnestly. She was clearly taking this as a mission upon herself.

Battle Goddess Bi Qiong and Battle God Zi Yang were both depressed upon seeing this.

When would Master White become as decisive and domineering as Master Black?

Why couldn’t Master White follow in Master Black’s example?

“I still have some things to take care of. Senior An Lin, I really do apologize. I’ll… see you someday.” White Spirit Snake bade farewell reluctantly.

“Alright, you go ahead.” An Lin nodded.

White Spirit Snake tore open a spatial passageway and departed with Bi Qiong and Zi Yang.

An Lin, Xuanyuan Cheng, and the others also returned to the North Mist Mountain to rest.

Everything was resolved quite well.

The flaw on the Earth, as well as any underlying threats, had all been taken care of.

After this, the world was going to welcome a new era of cultivation.

That night was going to be a peculiar night for most of the beings in this world.

The vital energy had become more abundant, which would exert a subtle influence on the bodies of all living creatures.

Some living beings with insufficient aptitudes for cultivation would perhaps receive the opportunity to cultivate because of this. Even those who still lacked the aptitudes to cultivate would have their bodies enhanced in many aspects.

The next day, all sorts of reports began to pop up.

Hurricanes, earthquakes, tsunamis, volcanic explosions… One natural disaster after another appeared on the news.

The entire world was in unrest and disarray, and all of the closet doomsday theorists began to shake off their cobwebs as they emerged to strike more unnecessary fear into people’s hearts.

An Lin surveyed all these panicking inhabitants of Earth with a resigned expression. If there really was a doomsday threat, then they had taken care of it last night. This so-called doomsday threat was only a series of phenomena triggered by the leveling up of the world and should never happen again.

Of course, no one was going to believe this explanation.

The only way to settle the unrest would be for the passage of time to prove everything.

After a year of nothing happening, the doomsday theorists would naturally hide back into their closets.

An Lin, Xuanyuan Cheng, Da Bai, and Tina contacted the Heavenly Court so that they could open the spatial passageway in order to facilitate their return.

They were then greeted by a piece of news, which had them completely dumbfounded.

[The passageway between the two words is currently being repaired and cannot be opened at this moment in time.]

An Lin: “…”

Da Bai: “…”

Xuanyuan Cheng heaved a long sigh. “It looks like it was that Cyril guy…”

An Lin’s expression darkened. “F*ck off! That stupid Cyril opened a heavenly gate with a sword strike like that! Why do we have to suffer the consequences for his flex?”

“Well, he’s infinitely more powerful than us, woof!” Da Bai was resigned to his fate.

Thus, everyone went back to the mortal world with dejected expressions.

“I’m going to take a trip to the national department of defense. What about you, Classmate An Lin?” Xuanyuan Cheng asked.

“I’m going to see my father, then explore this world with Little Na.”

Tina was quite interested in the mortal world, so An Lin decided to take her for some exploration seeing as they couldn’t return to the Heavenly Court yet.

“Yay! I want to have some fun in Giant An Lin’s home!” Tina was very excited, and she transformed into a young woman with golden hair and emerald eyes.

“Gasp… Little Na, you…”

An Lin stared at the woman before him in shock.

She had a head of luscious, golden hair that extended all the way down to her waist. Her hair appeared to shimmer in the sun. Her emerald eyes were clear and bright, and her skin was as fair as snow. Her waist was slender, her legs were long and enticing, and her features were ridiculously flawless.

Tina encircled her arms around An Lin’s arm as a peal of joyful laughter escaped her lips. “Heehee, Giant An Lin, I’ve grown bigger now, so none of the other humans will find me strange to look at! How resourceful of me!”

An Lin’s lips twitched slightly. “Nope. All the other humans will still find you strange.”

“Why?” Tina was perplexed.

An Lin: “They’ll be wondering how there could be such a flawlessly beautiful woman in this world!”

A light blush appeared on Tina’s face. “Giant An Lin, you’re making me blush!”

“I’m dead serious!” An Lin replied with a solemn expression.

If Tina walked around on the streets like this, she was going to cause traffic accidents.

Her beauty didn’t belong to the mortal world. Not even Celestial Maidens could be so beautiful in the eyes of mortals.

After thinking about it for a moment, An Lin gave Tina a blue concealment cloak to wear. This was a pretty-looking magic tool that could conceal the wearer’s presence, thereby diverting attention away from her.

Thus, the two of them happily went shopping with the miniature Da Bai trailing along behind them.

They passed through a lively and bustling shopping street.

Along the way, Tina was constantly amazed by everything she saw. She liked intricate crafts, as well as electronic products, and she was also very interested in all types of new fashion trends. She was like a bundle of curiosity, with her attention constantly focused on everything around her.

Everything was like scenery to her.

For the passersby, she was also a piece of exquisite scenery. Even with the magic tool to conceal her presence, her beauty still had many onlookers in awe.

If it weren’t for that fact that she had a man and a dog as her companions, there would have been groups of men coming over to chat her up.

After that, they explored the cultural heritage site, the Forbidden Palace, and vanquished a few small fry ghosts there. They then explored the Great Wall and looked out over the landscape along the winding city wall, which stretched as far as their eyes could see.

They also went to climb Mount Hua, where Tina disregarded the railing and bounded up the steep steps, striking fear into the hearts of all of the tourists climbing up the mountain below her.

If she accidentally fell, they were all going to be screwed as well!

After that, they were a little tired. Therefore, they traveled to the scenic Daocheng County to take a little break.

Tina lay on top of a bed of cloud and mist, which she had conjured using a spell technique, as she looked down over the pristine snowy mountain below while gently humming a song she had just heard from the mortal world.

An Lin listened quietly to Tina’s singing. Her voice was very beautiful, seeming to be one with nature itself and evoking a sense of comfort within his heart. It had to be said that it was a joy to listen to her sing.

An Lin was quite happy to see Tina so happy and excited.

He had once promised Tina that he would take her to see this beautiful world. Not only had he fulfilled that promise, but he had also done so grandly.

Not only had Tina seen the grandeur of the Tai Chu Continent, but she had also witnessed the beauty of Earth. Not only that, but she also possessed the Divine Mirror World, which had infinite potentials.

This was an extremely placid and serene place.

With Da Bai alongside them, the two of them basked in the beauty of the world.

After what felt like an eternity…

“Giant An Lin, let’s go overseas!” Tina suddenly suggested.

Upon hearing this, An Lin faltered slightly before nodding with a doting smile. “Sure.”