I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

An Lin was dumbstruck.

Wasn’t this the woman Dongfang Zhuangshi loved? Why was An Kirin crying?

An Kirin was still crying, and for some reason, a sense of grief also welled up in An Lin’s heart.

What was going on?

An Lin felt like something wasn’t quite right.

Boom!

At this moment, a huge rush of information flowed into his head.

He experienced a rush of intense dizziness, and he almost blacked out as a result.

After that, a piercing light shone into his eyes.

He opened his eyes with difficulty to discover that he was situated in the sky.

This was a clear, blue sky, as well as… a boundless sea of crimson flames!

Boom!

A crimson phoenix spread its wings, which obscured the entire sky, and boundless divine might emanated from its body.

An Lin experienced a powerful sense of asphyxiation in the face of the phoenix’s might.

This was a Dao Integration Stage mythological beast!

An Lin sprang into action. Or more so, he was forced into action by a certain force.

Kirin claws imbued with the destructive power of the divine dao tore open the sea of crimson flames before clashing with the crimson flaming phoenix…

Rumble…

This was a battle that rocked heaven and earth.

Just the flames alone incinerated everything within a radius of over a thousand kilometers.

An Lin was a little dumbstruck. He felt like he had become a kirin.

That’s right, he was the Demonic Blood Kirin!

The most frightening thing was, he could feel everything, but not control any of his actions.

An Lin was astonished, and he didn’t know what was going on.

However, this kind of super realistic experience was sending his heart surging with excitement.

How cool was it to be able to roleplay as a Dao Integration Stage super mighty figure?

And then…

He had his hands cut off, he had his head incinerated, and he had his heart punctured…

“Ah ah ah…!”

All types of extremely terrifying pain almost tore apart his entire body as he let loose one bloodcurdling cry after another. This was a hellish experience…

Cool, my a*s! Save me!

What the hell is going on?!

An Lin roared in his heart, but no one provided an answer.

The super realistic torture experience continued.

He was being forced to battle the crimson phoenix.

He was quite familiar with the power of this crimson phoenix. This was the Mutant Blood Phoenix he had encountered within the mystic realm of the Sinister Spirit Beast Cesspool.

The only hint of consolation he could derive from this unimaginably painful experience was that he was accruing valuable battle experience and attaining enlightenment in the power of the dao realm.

Both the Demonic Blood Kirin and the Mutant Blood Phoenix had extremely powerful dao realm domains.

The clash between the two of them gave An Lin extremely valuable observation material. Especially because he had inherited the power of the Mutant Blood Phoenix, and An Kirin had the Kirin Blood Jade… This battle was pretty much a firsthand demonstration by their masters in showing them how to use their newly obtained power…

In the end, An Lin, who was the Demonic Blood Kirin, tore apart the crimson phoenix’s body.

The Demonic Blood Kirin had also sustained grievous injuries. He had terrifying burns all over his body, along with many ghastly wounds.

“This is not the end, Demonic Blood Kirin, I’ll make you pay for this!”

The crimson phoenix roared, and its body merged as one again as it turned and fled into the distance.

“Hehe, fire chicken, you’re going to leave your Divine Bead of Time behind?”

The kirin held a dreamy, rainbow bead as he gave chase with the sneer of a victor on his face.

The crimson phoenix completely ignored him and focused entirely on its frantic escape.

This was no time to be worrying about treasures. It would lose its life if it wasn’t careful!

The Demonic Blood Kirin chased the phoenix for several thousand kilometers before completely running out of energy.

His monstrously powerful aura had been completely diminished, and his life force blinked in and out of existence as if he was going to die at any moment.

“I may have bitten off more than I can chew…”

The Demonic Blood Kirin muttered to himself, “I almost died for this Divine Bead of Time… Thankfully, the result was a good one.”

His spatial storage device had exploded, and all his pills were gone, so he had to find a place to recover from his injuries.

He began to fly into the distance, but his speed gradually began to decrease.

Crap… His life force was draining away much faster than expected!

He was going to die at this rate.

The Demonic Blood Kirin was struck by a sense of panic, and he frantically looked for a place in which he could recover.

He needed replenishment! He needed medicine with extremely potent life-force energy to facilitate recovery!!

His stamina gradually dwindled away, and blood continued to flow from his body as his breathing became quick and shallow.

In order to conserve energy, he shrank himself to the size of a small dog and relied on his instinct of a mythological beast to discover a spirit farm somewhere outside the city!

What a timely discovery!

This was like a person who discovered an oasis when he was about to die from thirst.

The Demonic Blood Kirin was about to go crazy! He used up the last of his power to destroy the spell formation around the spirit farm before frantically engulfing all the spirit medicines growing inside.

Hmm, this spirit fruit was delicious! It was so sweet and could replenish blood and energy.

This ginseng was an extremely effective regenerative medicine. It didn’t taste that good, but he still had to eat it in order to survive.

This medicine was quite good too. It contained extremely powerful life-force energy. Eat it! Eat all of it!

The kirin finally found a straw to clutch at as he ate everything in his path in a wild frenzy, leaving nothing but the soil in his wake.

At the same time, he could feel his life force dwindling as severe exhaustion assaulted his body.

An Lin could feel that type of despair. The despair of dying a slow death.

Why? He was replenishing his energy so frantically! Was it still not enough?

Finally, the kirin came to the very center of the farm.

There, he discovered a glittering and translucent fruit glowing with a red light.

“Gulp… Immortal-immortal fruit?”

He took a deep breath before charging toward the immortal fruit with his last remaining shreds of strength.

He would be able to live if he could eat that immortal fruit!

Boom!

The kirin’s head crashed into an invisible barrier.

“No…”

The Kirin extended his claws toward the unreachable immortal fruit as he screamed in despair.

He didn’t have enough power left to break this barrier. It was all over…

Right at this moment, a faint aromatic scent drifted past with the breeze.

A cream-colored figure appeared before the kirin.

An Lin looked up to find an intricately beautiful woman with an elegant, swan-like neck and luscious black hair tied in a long ponytail looking down at him.

A person had appeared right when he was at the depths of his despair.

A survival instinct moved him to the point of tears.

Sunlight shone down upon the woman, making her appear as beautiful as an angel of redemption.

“Please… Help me… Let me eat that fruit!” An Lin laid his paws on the woman’s white, jacquard shoes before pleading.

A palm then dominated An Lin’s entire field of vision.

Slap!

A crisp slap sounded, accompanied by searing pain.

“Save you, my f*cking a*s! Go die!” the woman’s enraged cry sounded.

An Lin was struck by another burst of dizziness, and he seemed to be able to see a woman trembling with rage. However, he was soon consumed by darkness and blacked out…

The end.

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