I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

However, just when they were about to go west, a powerful spatial seal completed locked up the space in a radius of several hundred kilometers.

Rumble…

The boundless power of the divine dao engulfed heaven and earth.

Countless evil spirits appeared in the air before pouncing toward all living beings around them.

“Kukuku… Meng Zhi, you’re not getting away! I’ll be sure to kill you today!”

A twisted, black body with the appearance of a flesh ball opened its crimson, bloodthirsty eyes as a series of black feelers imbued with the power of the engulfment divine dao pierced through space before converging at an extremely fearsome speed toward a white figure.

The white figure continued to flash through the air, and the black feelers had only just made contact with the white figure before it shattered into snowflakes and appeared elsewhere in the next instant.

“Hmph! No matter how much you run and hide, you won’t be able to escape from me! I’ll wear you down and crush you!” A victorious smile appeared on the black, fleshy creature’s face, revealing rows of malicious fangs. The power of the divine dao surged from its body before sweeping toward the white figure.

Xiao Ze and the others silently crept to the outer edge of the spatial seal.

“How did we get caught in the crossfire? We aren’t even interested in being spectators, so how did we end up in this situation?!” Gluttony fumed.

Xu Xiaolan turned to An Lin with a slight smile. “It might be because of a certain somebody’s powerful enemy-attracting constitution? Thankfully, neither of them seemed to have noticed us. It’s all thanks to the spirit pills!”

An Lin was quite distraught at the fact that he couldn’t even find an argument against this.

“Both of them are at the Return to Void Pinnacle Stage, but the Ghost Tribe mighty figure has a spatial-sealing divine tool. This is something quite unexpected,” Dongfang Zhuangshi spoke with a surprised expression.

Everyone’s expression shifted upon hearing this.

A divine tool! There were even some Dao Integration Stage mighty figures who did not own any divine tools, but this mighty figure at the Return to Void Pinnacle Stage had one?

Divine tools were indescribably powerful objects. If a mighty figure at the Return to Void Pinnacle Stage was to use one, they could even possess the power to oppose some of the weaker Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures for a short period of time.

It was exactly because of this, that the High Priestess of the snow maidens, Meng Zhi, would be in such a miserable state.

“Who would have thought that there was someone else capable of tycoon attacks aside from myself,” An Lin said with a solemn expression.

“Uncle Dongfang, can you break this spatial seal?” Xu Xiaolan asked with a worried expression.

A grave expression appeared on Dongfang Zhuangshi’s face. “I’m not sure. But if I try, I will definitely be noticed by those two.”

“Then… How about we camp here until the end of the battle?” An Lin suggested.

Dongfang Zhuangshi: “… Are you sure you want to be such a coward?”

An Lin thought to himself for a moment before replying, “Plan A will involve breaking open this spatial seal, upon which we will be faced with two possible scenarios, the first of which will be a successful escape, and the second of which would be getting attacked by both these mighty figures at once.

“Plan B will involve camping here, and we will be faced with two possible scenarios, one of which will be to remain in hiding until the battle ends, and the second of which will be getting caught. However, even if we do get discovered, we can still fall back on Plan A and try to make a break for it.

“Hence, do we know what the right decision is now?”

Everyone saw the reason behind his words and silently camped in the corner.

Dongfang Zhuangshi unleashed another concealment spell technique in order to escape the detection of all evil spirits in the air, and everyone hid behind a huge rock to survey the battle from afar.

Boom boom boom…

Terrifying clashes of energies transformed the space within a radius of several dozen kilometers around the two combatants into an infernal hell.

Meng Zhi wielded her golden staff and continued to evade her opponent’s attacks, but she found that it was difficult to counterattack, and it looked like she would not be able to hold on much longer.

Outside of this spatial seal, approximately a thousand kilometers to the east, there was an even more terrifying battle taking place, which appeared to be a battle between Dao Integration Stage super mighty figures.

The snow maidens appeared to only have the Great Empress as their sole Dao Integration Stage super mighty figure.

Which meant that the snow maidens had deployed all of their most powerful cultivators here.

An Lin couldn’t help but recall the battle in the Vermilion Bird Sect from a while ago…

“Why can’t the snow maidens just settle down? It has only been a short time since the Vermilion Bird Sect battle, and they’re picking fights again! It looks like all of their most powerful cultivators have been deployed as well. Are they really that fond of battle? Aren’t they afraid of making too many enemies?” An Lin muttered to himself.

“Hmph! Let them make all the enemies they want! I hope they go extinct!” A frosty expression appeared on Xu Xiaolan’s face. She was clearly quite resentful toward the snow maidens.

An Lin stroked his chin as a thought occurred to him. “I heard the snow maidens’ homeland exploded, could this have something to do with that?”

“Master, you’re saying that the snow maidens are moving, and now they’re battling?” Xiao Ze was shocked.

An Lin corrected him. “No, this is an invasion.”

He had always been quite resentful toward the snow maidens as well. Even though there were many beauties among them, they were always stirring up trouble and picking fights wherever they went, so it was really quite difficult to develop a fondness for them.

“I wonder if Sister Shangguan is here. If only we can take her back with us.” Xu Xiaolan suddenly sighed.

An Lin took a glance at the entire battlefield. It appeared that the two places from which the most violent energy fluctuations erupted were this place and the Great Empress’ battle. There was also a place where faint energy fluctuations were erupting, but it was almost impossible to detect, perhaps because it was too far away.

“Hahaha, little beauty, why don’t you just give in? I’ll be good to you, and I’ll make you experience spiritual intercourse the likes of which you’ve never experienced before!” The ghost mighty figure chortled with glee.

“Gasp…” An Lin drew a sharp intake of breath. “What is this spiritual intercourse it’s referring to? I feel like I’m misunderstanding things.”

A blush appeared on Xu Xiaolan’s face.

Dongfang Zhuangshi shook his head. “You haven’t misunderstood. Spiritual intercourse is exactly what it sounds like. The Ghost Tribe has a spiritual intercourse technique which is very stimulating, but also very dangerous as any mishaps could inflict severe damage upon both parties’ consciousness.”

Xu Xiaolan: “…”

An Lin’s eyes widened. “Have you tried it, Uncle Dongfang Zhuangshi?”

Dongfang Zhuangshi chuckled lightly. “I have! It really is extremely satisfying, in a peculiar way. Do you want to have a go? I can teach this technique to you and Xiaolan…”

An Lin: “…”

Xu Xiaolan: “… I refuse!”

An Lin was a little disappointed upon hearing this, but he immediately adopted a serious expression. “I refuse as well! This is a type of dark sorcery, the likes of which a man of justice like me refuses to come into contact with!”

Meng Zhi’s white dress fluttered around her, and she wore a cold expression on her face, seemingly completely unaffected by the ghost mighty figure’s insults and provocation as she continued to evade its attacks.

On one side was an earth-shattering battle.

Elsewhere, there were a bunch of spectators having an animated conversation.

Dongfang Zhuangshi seemed to be quite experienced in this subject, and an excited expression appeared on his face. “That’s alright. You know I’m a Blood Kirin, so I know of an even more stimulating method of intercourse.”

“What is it?” An Lin’s eyes widened with curiosity.

“Blood intercourse! Wanna hear about it?” Dongfang Zhuangshi’s eyes glowed with excitement.

An Lin: “…”

Xu Xiaolan: “… I feel like you should consider the feelings of us females when discussing topics like this!”

The Jade Bone Immortal Butterfly: “I agree!”