I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Translator: Henyee Translations  Editor: Henyee Translations

The humanoid goat had been wounded already, it was impossible for it to evade An Lin’s sword strike.

The black sword projection descended with the true intent of Endless Night before slicing the humanoid goat apart.

Xu Xiaolan slew one and injured another while An Lin landed the killing blow. This was flawless teamwork, and it resulted in a crushing victory.

Clap clap clap…

The frog clapped excitedly, “Ribbit! Bad*ss! To think they can even insta-kill such powerful Demonic Blood Beasts! Their power really is astounding!”

“Moo!” Ao Niu nodded with all its might. “As expected of the peerless powerful beings that have the right to ride me!”

Boom boom boom…

In the distance, fearsome explosions of energy rocked heaven and earth again.

An Lin turned toward the source of the commotion.

The Peerless Saber Demon and the other two members of the Divine Guardian Squad were engaged in a heated battle against a Demonic Blood Beast dragon pig wielding a gigantic warhammer.

The dragon pig had the body of a pig and the head of a dragon. It had an explosive temper, and it wielded a crimson warhammer that it used to swing down toward the three beasts below it like a frenzied game of whack-a-mole.

The golden groundhog had an explosive temper too, and it wielded its twin sabers as a saber intent erupted forth in a radius of over a kilometer, transforming the space around it into a realm of boundless saber intent.

Each and every clash between the two of them triggered a resounding boom akin to claps of thunder as energy erupted forth, creating a vacuum over a hundred meters in radius, outside of which gale-force winds surged as the earth shattered open.

The other two beasts unleashed one spell technique after another to assist the groundhog, and they were slowly gaining the upper hand.

An Lin and Xu Xiaolan didn’t have any time to spectate the battle. They were competing against the groundhog, so they had to take this opportunity to secure the treasure for themselves.

Thus, the two of them immediately charged toward the huge mushroom without any hesitation.

At this moment, within the huge mushroom building.

The monster with the goat body and human face licked its lips as its crimson eyes glowed with gluttony and excitement. “The ingredients are here, but the chefs have died.”

The blue flying tiger with skulls hanging from its wings asked in a light voice, “What are you planning to do, Gluttony?”

“Hehehe…” The monster referred to as Gluttony revealed a smile that it thought to be quite gentle. “How about I eat it raw?”

“Hmph! All you think about every day is eat!” The blue flying tiger glared at the monster beside it.

“They trespassed on this place without permission, so they have to be punished! Kill them all and eat them all! This what we should be doing, right?” Gluttony chuckled.

“You’re so bad!” The blue flying tiger scoffed before a peculiar smile appeared on its face. “But I like it…”

The black shadowy figure sitting at the very center tapped the table before it with a finger.

“Listen to me. These two humans are even more power than we had imagined. Don’t kill them, Lust, Gluttony, they might be the key to us getting out of here.”

“Alright, we won’t kill them. But I have to eat all of the other beasts!” Gluttony cackled with a sinister expression.

“Let’s go outside. It’ll be bad if we fight here and damage the house,” Lust proposed.

Thus, these two extremely terrifying ferocious beasts burst out the door.

The room fell silent again with the exception of the sound of the black shadowy figure tapping on the table.

Tap tap, tap tap, tap tap…

An extremely dazzling light glowed from the huge mushroom, lighting up the entire floating continent. However, it was completely dark here, with only two lamps burning, as if they were candles that would burn for eternity.

“The blood… It’s getting more active. This pot is boiling hot and ready for meat…” an ancient, ethereal voice sounded.

Outside the huge mushroom.

An Lin and Xu Xiaolan was less than a kilometer away.

The groundhog was extremely agitated upon seeing this, and it had no choice but to activate an extremely draining mystical technique.

“Single Strike of The Ocean!” Its twin sabers glowed with a brilliant white light as boundless saber intent swept through the sky.

The groundhog unleashed a total of eighteen saber projections toward the dragon pig.

“F*ck you! Didn’t you say this was a SINGLE Strike of The Ocean?” The dragon pig blocked the oncoming saber projections frantically with its warhammer with shock and rage on its face.

Not only were the saber projections unleashed by the groundhog extremely powerful, but they were also incredibly fast, and several gashes were slashed into the dragon pig’s body despite its best efforts to defend itself.

“This is the single strike you’re looking for!” After unleashing its eighteen saber strikes, its aura climbed yet again as a peerless saber projection descended while glowing with a translucent light.

This saber projection was as vast as a boundless expanse of snowy sky, creating a magnificent, yet lethal spectacle.

The dragon pig let loose an almighty roar as crimson lightning began to revolve around its huge warhammer, and it unleashed all of its strength to swing its warhammer toward the groundhog’s terrifying saber projection.

Boom!

The horrific clash between the warhammer and the saber rocked heaven and earth!

The saber projection and lightning exploded in unison, unleashing shockwaves that swept outward for over a kilometer.

The dragon pig finally managed to dispel the groundhog’s attack after unleashing all of its might.

The golden groundhog bared its buck teeth as its wrist flexed and slashed out another snowy white saber projection that plunged the dragon pig into the depths of despair. “Ahhhh~~~! Second Strike of The Ocean!”

The dragon pig was dumbstruck. It only just realized now that the groundhog had two sabers. “F*ck!”

The snowy-white saber projection instantly engulfed the dragon pig.

Its body was shredded by the saber projection amid a bloodcurdling wail.

“Haha…” The groundhog laughed triumphantly after securing victory.

Perhaps it was because it had overexerted itself, but its cheeks were slightly flushed.

“Let’s hurry!” The Peerless Saber Demon didn’t dare to waste more time, and it immediately rallied its two subordinates as they charged toward the huge mushroom building.

At this moment, An Lin and Xu Xiaolan had also noticed the dragon pig’s demise, and they began to run even faster.

However, their footsteps suddenly faltered as they stared up at the top of the mushroom building with grim expressions.

Upon seeing this, Ao Niu and the frog immediately stopped running as they turned to find a mushroom house as cover.

“Hahahaha… Humans! Surrender now to avoid unnecessary torment and suffering!” A blue flying tiger flew toward An Lin as it laughed heartily.

There were two crimson fangs by its mouth, which were extremely menacing to look at, and the skulls hanging from its wings clattered together, as if they were trying to play a peculiar, percussive song.

Another figure appeared, from which an extremely fearsome aura erupted.

“Eat! We’re going to eat all of you!” Gluttony flew atop a crimson cloud of flames and took a glance at An Lin and Xu Xiaolan before turning its attention to a mushroom house nearby. “Haha… Lust, let me have some appetizers first. I’ll leave these two to you!”

It completely ignored An Lin and Xu Xiaolan as it spoke before flying toward the mushroom house.

“Gluttony, don’t forget what we’re here to do,” the blue flying tiger cautioned in a cold voice.

“Haha… I know you’ve got my back. I’ll be back in no time.” The monster flew toward a certain direction atop its crimson cloud of flames.

Ao Niu and the Divine Poison Frog almost sh*t themselves upon seeing this.

The monster was flying directly toward them!