I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

A burst of suction force suddenly erupted from the images on the river as it detected An Lin’s approach.

An Lin’s heart sank, but before he could even do anything, the suction force seemed to have lost its target upon coming into contact with his unsubstantial body, and it began to dissipate.

“Impressive…” He nodded with approval.

Chen Chen was powerful beyond belief. Not only did he possess a spell technique to resist the Heavenly Time God’s power, but he could also bestow the spell technique upon others with such ease!

He did say that only cultivators of the Return to Void Stage or above with exceptional aptitudes could learn this technique, but it was still a huge step for mankind in combating the Heavenly Gods! The Heaven Crushing Sect really was no joke!

Just as these thoughts were running through An Lin’s mind, his system suddenly lit up with a “Ding Dong”.

His heart jolted upon hearing this sound. The system was a little hyperactive recently!

It wasn’t going to give him a mission that would screw him over at a time like this, would it?

He was already being confined in this space and could very well die here. Was the system going to continue to add insult to injury?

An Lin opened the system a little uneasily.

A string of text appeared within his mind.

[Detected that host is currently in contact with the essential heavenly time power. Now assigning the following special mission:

[Enter any one of the images within the river of time and experience one death.

[Mission Success: Receive stage two of the Yin God cultivation method.

[Mission Failure: Become Celestial Maiden An Lin forever.]

An Lin: “…”

F*ck you, system! F*ck your entire family!!! You hear me?!

Chen Chen asked in an urgent voice, “An Lin, why are you crying?”

That’s right, An Lin had tears flowing down his face already.

Life was already so difficult, yet the system still insisted on being the last straw that crushed the camel’s back.

His lips trembled as he choked up with sobs. “If I gave you a choice between whether to enter one of the river’s images and die once or become a Celestial Maiden forever, which one would you choose?”

Chen Chen’s expression shifted drastically. “What the hell are you talking about?!”

Shangguan Yi gave a reply without any hesitation, “Of course I’d choose to become a Celestial Maiden!”

An Lin’s expression darkened. “A woman has no say in this!”

Shangguan Yi pouted as she looked at An Lin with curiosity in her bright eyes. “Do you have to make this choice?”

An Lin wiped the tears from his face and nodded. “That’s right.”

Shangguan Yi: “…”

Chen Chen’s expression eased slightly before he said in a hesitant voice, “Mr. An Lin, why are you acting so strange? Have you been cursed?”

An Lin immediately nodded. “That’s right. I’ve been afflicted by a curse.”

“Really?” Chen Chen stroked his chin with a confused expression. “But I can’t sense any curse on your body…”

An Lin looked up at the golden space around him with a dejected expression. “Perhaps because this is a curse of too high a caliber? There should be a way to dispel or transfer it, but I’m unable to do so at my current power level. I don’t know how much longer I’ll be tormented by this curse…”

Chen Chen felt like An Lin’s mental state didn’t appear to be that of an insane man, so he provided an earnest analysis.

“In my opinion, things like gender are not very significant. After seeing through life and death, I don’t think that becoming a Celestial Maiden is too much of an issue.

“If you feel like becoming a Celestial Maiden is unbecoming, you can just use an immortal spell to transform yourself into a man again.”

An Lin instantly exploded with rage and grabbed the front of Chen Chen’s linen garments. “Are you kidding me?! The substance of my life would be completely different! I would only be lying to myself if I transformed myself into a man from a Celestial Maiden!”

Chen Chen’s expression remained nonchalant. “In my eyes, the only difference between a man and a woman is how they go to the toilet before their cultivation bases reach the level where they no longer have to go to the toilet.”

An Lin: “…”

There was no way to communicate with an unfathomable mighty figure like this!

An Lin took a deep breath. “So be it. I’m not prepared to enter into a lesbian relationship with Xiaolan, so I refuse to become a Celestial Maiden no matter what!”

“So?” Chen Chen was curious.

“So…” An Lin looked down at the heinous river before him. “I’m going to die once in one of these images!”

Both Chen Chen and Shangguan Yi were struck by a profound sense of respect upon hearing this.

“What a vicious curse you have been afflicted with, Mr. An Lin… To think that it would force you to do something like this.” A rare expression of surprise emerged on Chen Chen’s perpetually indifferent face.

“An Lin… It’s all my fault. All of my lousy luck is rubbing off on you again… Waah…” Shangguan Yi was blaming herself for the system’s fault.

An Lin looked at her with a speechless expression. If he had known that this would be the conclusion she arrived at, he wouldn’t have told her about the so-called curse.

Thinking about it now, it was quite appropriate and fitting to describe the system as a curse!

However, the system was a blessing and a curse at the same time. Even though it was always trying to screw him over, he had only been able to progress and grow so quickly because of it.

With this in mind, he arrived at the riverbank.

“Senior Student Chen Chen, I won’t actually die if I die in one of these images, right?” An Lin posed a very paradoxical question.

Chen Chen nodded upon hearing this. “That should be the case. After all, when the Heavenly Time God tried to take us down with her, her plan was to drag all of us into this river. She said we were going to die countless deaths here, so she wouldn’t let you off the hook with just a single death.”

An Lin’s face convulsed upon hearing this. “That Heavenly Time God really was a heinous creature! But her heinous nature is giving me reassurance at a time like this…”

Chen Chen nodded. “You’ll only need to activate your Void Body Mantra the moment you’re resurrected, and you should be able to detach yourself from the river.”

An Lin heaved a sigh of relief.

The system had never given him a mission that was sure to lead to death, which was why he had the courage to step into the river.

He stood by the river and watched it flow before his eyes.

All manners of horrendous torture methods flashed past his eyes in a relentless stream.

Any one of those images could inflict permanent trauma upon him that would remain with him for the rest of his life.

The biggest question now was which one should he choose…

The system was making him die once, and he was currently trying to decide how he wanted to die.

An Lin stood by the shore and looked down for a full ten minutes.

If there were punishments like being skinned and having all of his tendons pulled out, he would’ve jumped into it gleefully, but there weren’t any images of that type!

All of the torture methods depicted in those images were countless times more horrific than being skinned and having his tendons pulled out…

All of a sudden, he saw an extremely refreshing image.

There were sunlight and grass, creating a vibrant contrast to the heinous images around it.

It was an image of serene nature, with no cruel torture method to be seen!

“Holy sh*t! Did I just hit the jackpot?!”

An Lin’s eyes lit up, and he immediately leaped toward that image.

I choose you!