I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

This sudden turn of events gave everyone a huge fright.

That was only a small blob of saliva to the whale.

However, it was an extremely terrifying water bomb to An Lin!

An Lin’s expression shifted drastically, and he instantly activated his Fire God Mode, upon which his aura climbed drastically, and he unleashed a huge palm, which was imbued with the power of the six divine flames and his holy flame, toward the water bomb.

The huge flaming palm collided with the water bomb, upon which an earth-shattering collision ensued.

Bam!

The globule of saliva was blasted into a cloud of mist and vapor, but the huge flaming palm was also extinguished as a result.

Scorching heatwaves and surging water vapor swept through the air, sending gale-force winds howling through their surroundings.

All of the students were dumbstruck by this opening exchange.

“Is this what a battle between truly powerful beings looks like? They can change the climate with just the simplest of actions…”

The howling wind swept forth, carrying water vapor along with it. Some of the students spread open their arms and closed their eyes as they took deep breaths, as if they were trying to observe this epic battle on a deeper level.

“Stupid c*nt! What the f*ck are you doing?! That’s the four-legged whale monster’s vaporized saliva you’re inhaling!”

“Holy f*ck!”

“Eurgh…”

“Four-legged whale monster, I’m going to kill you! Eurgh…”

All of the students that had been inhaling the vapor infused air were all struggling to keep their breakfast within their stomachs.

Just as the other student had said, they were ingesting the four-legged whale monster’s saliva… How terrifying was that?!

Thus, more students began to collapse to the ground.

The students that hadn’t collapsed were also staring up at An Lin with tense expressions and scorching light in their eyes.

“This is a rare opportunity to see God An in battle. I’m determined to watch the entire thing!”

“I can’t fall yet! I have to stay with Senior Student An Lin until the very end!”

“Student An Lin, teach that cocky whale monster a lesson!”

…

Many of the students repressed the urge to collapse from the whale monster’s terrifying might as they looked up at the man standing atop the black brick, who had already become entirely crimson golden in color.

“It would be rude not to return the favor.” An Lin hurtled toward the four-legged whale monster in his Fire God Mode.

His arm quickly began to bulge as he injected the power of flames into it, and in the blink of an eye, his arm had already become as bright and as piercing as the sun!

Three Times, Fire God Fist!

Bam!

He launched an almighty fist toward the four-legged whale monster.

In that instant, it was as if a miniature sun had exploded violently on top of the four-legged whale monster’s head.

As the scorching, golden energy exploded, it was compressed into a disc, as if the sun had been flattened, before a destructive power crashed down the mountainous force.

Boom!

His one punch had lit up heaven and earth!

The four-legged whale monster let loose a faint cry, and even after secreting some black, defensive fluid on top of its head, the overwhelming force behind the fist was still able to knock back its colossal body, upon which its four pillar-like legs left massive trenches in the ground.

Shockwaves exploded outward and wreaked havoc, making the earth fracture and uprooting all of the nearby trees.

Xu Xiaolan and the dozen or so Return to Void Stage teachers had no choice but to unleash their spatial powers in order to create a spatial barrier to keep the students safe from the terrifying shockwaves.

“Holy f*ck! What a devastating punch! Is this what Student An Lin is like when he’s serious?”

“I feel like I would most definitely be blasted into nothingness if I were to face that punch.”

“Quick! Evacuate all the students! The shockwaves from this battle are too dangerous for them!”

All of the Return to Void Stage teachers communicated loudly with one another.

Seeing An Lin fight at his full strength was a rare opportunity, and none of the students wanted to leave. However, they were all reluctantly shooed away in the end by the teachers on the scene…

The dust slowly settled.

This time, the four-legged whale monster’s eyes were completely wide with shock, having clearly been shaken by An Lin’s punch.

In contrast, An Lin was staring at the whale with a grave expression.

Even though the four-legged whale monster had been knocked back by him, it was still completely unscathed. This was undoubtedly a Dao Integration Stage mythological beast!

“Who are you?!” An Lin interrogated again.

It was quite clear that this whale did not harbor any ill will against the teachers and students, despite the show of disdain it had put on. Otherwise, all of the students and teachers would have been screwed before An Lin could even get here!

The four-legged whale monster cocked its head to the side before parting its sausage-like lips again.

“Ahem… Ptui!”

Another terrifying water bomb erupted.

An Lin’s expression immediately darkened upon seeing this, and he launched another huge, flaming palm.

Bam!

The spell techniques collided, creating another explosive cloud of water vapor again.

“Ahem… Ptui ptui ptui!”

The four-legged whale monster began to launch a combo saliva attack.

Each and every one of the saliva bombs was imbued with extremely terrifying power. If they were to strike a mountain, each of them would be able to pulverize a ten thousand feet tall mountain!

An Lin’s expression shifted drastically. “Can’t you be a sanitary whale?”

He could only use his fire spell techniques to defend himself as he spoke.

All of the other students and teachers held their breath, refusing to inhale this air. Some had even unleashed spell techniques to keep the vapor and mist at bay. They had no choice; the four-legged whale monster’s saliva was absolutely everywhere.

After a while, the four-legged whale monster finally grew tired of unleashing its saliva bombs.

The students and teachers were already hurling abuse toward it at this point.

“Huff huff huff… I almost f*cking died from oxygen deprivation!”

“I want to throw up every time I think about the whale’s saliva particles floating around in the air!”

“Ah… This accursed four-legged whale monster!”

“What a shameless, unhygienic, arrogant creature!”

A taunting sneer appeared on the four-legged whale monster’s face as it listened to all of the abuse being hurled at it.

All of the students and teachers were absolutely fuming upon seeing this. Some of the Return to Void Stage teachers were struggling to repress the urge to join in on the battle.

However, the four-legged whale monster turned to An Lin at this moment with an appreciative expression as it nodded its massive head with approval.

An Lin blinked with a confused expression. What was going on now? Was it expressing its approval because An Lin managed to block its saliva attacks?

In the next instant, it opened its mouth again.

An Lin: “…”

Whoosh!

This time, a huge bubble flew out from its mouth.

There was a string of Tai Chu text in a dazzling golden color inscribed upon the bubble, which read—Very impressive, kid! Are you a student from this university?

An Lin faltered upon seeing this. This Dao Integration Stage mythological beast was incapable of speech?

Even though he was a little confused, he still nodded. “That’s right, I’m the one taking care of this school, so you better not try anything here! And who are you?!”

A sly grin appeared on the four-legged whale monster’s sausage lips. “Hahaha…”

An Lin’s lips twitched as he wondered to himself whether this whale was mentally disabled.

The four-legged whale monster blew another huge bubble—You’re the most exceptional student I’ve ever seen. However, you’re not the one taking care of this school, I am!

The golden characters on the bubble were extremely large, so everyone could see them.

All of the students and teachers instantly exploded with rage.

“Piss off, you shameless monster! Aren’t you embarrassed to say something like that?”

“You’re taking care of the school? Forcing your saliva into our lungs is you taking care of this school?”

“Is this whale insane?”

Everyone had an extremely negative first impression of the whale, and the ones among them who had more fiery tempers were already hurling abuse again.

On the contrary, An Lin’s heart stirred slightly. Was this four-legged whale perhaps a mythological beast that protected the university? Even though this four-legged whale was a little ugly, it wouldn’t be entirely implausible to suggest that it was a mythological beast that was protecting the university.

The four-legged whale blew another bubble at this moment, upon which was inscribed the golden characters—Dear teachers and students, I am your principal, Wang Xianyu!