I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Do I prefer life, or do I prefer death?

An Lin was momentarily dazed upon hearing this question. Wasn’t this question f*cking retarded? Who didn’t prefer life?

Lan Xiaoni immediately started squealing upon seeing the misty black figure. “It’s the Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial! Why is it here?!”

An Lin was also startled. He fixed his gaze upon the human-shaped black mist.

This was the Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial that had forced the High Priest and the High Priestess to sacrifice themselves?

But the Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial was already dead! So who was this individual before them?

Remnant conscience from death? Leftover non-sentient power?

Countless questions raced through An Lin’s mind.

At this moment, the black mist person spoke again, “One final time. Do you prefer life, or do you prefer death?”

“Of course I prefer life!” An Lin answered without hesitation.

“I also prefer life!” Lan Xiaoni answered hurriedly.

The black mist person nodded slowly. “Oh, so you both prefer ‘life’. Good, then I’m going to kill you now!”

A sinister face suddenly appeared on the black mist person. There was a pair of horns on its head, and it also had two crimson-colored canine teeth. It cracked an uncanny smile. “The greatest hobby of mine is to destroy that which others like. Muahahaha…”

An Lin: “…”

Lan Xiaoni: “…”

What the f*ck? Is this Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial mentally challenged?!

This personality was far too demonic! Did it really need to be so professionally evil?!

“I prefer death!” Lan Xiaoni—who had a strong desire for life—raised both her arms as she corrected her answer.

“Then I shall fulfill your wish. Die! Muahahaha…” The Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial burst into a fit of demonic laughter.

The two terrifying celestial swords ripped through the air and slashed down toward An Lin and Lan Xiaoni.

The swords transformed into one black streak and one white streak as they sliced through five or so kilometers of clouds.

The boundless killing intent of the swords suffused throughout the entire void.

Lan Xiaoni’s expression changed drastically, and she instinctively hid behind An Lin’s back.

An Lin’s expression also changed drastically, and he instinctively took out his Chaotic Alloy Brick and hid behind it.

The Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial’s sword strike possessed its remnant powers as well as the sword intent that it had mastered. Its might was unfathomable, and the aura that it radiated felt extremely dangerous.

The swords instantly struck the black brick and erupted with terrifying power!

An Lin used all his strength to stabilize the black brick, yet the black brick still smashed into him like a powerful cannonball.

“Ahhh!” Lan Xiaoni let out a shriek as her slender body was struck by An Lin’s body.

The black brick carried them back thousands of meters before it lost its momentum.

Two ominous spatial fissures appeared along the paths of the swords. Bursts of remnant energy swarmed around violently and destroyed all matters that lay in their surroundings.

“Phew… That was so dangerous…” There was a lingering sense of fear in An Lin’s mind.

As he said this, he suddenly realized that there were two soft objects pressing into his back. His waist was also being tightly embraced by a pair of slender arms.

“Oi, hurry up and let go of me,” An Lin said in exasperation. “The danger has already passed.”

Lan Xiaoni suddenly came to her senses. She let go of his waist and stretched her neck for a bit. It seemed like she had been struck quite forcefully by An Lin.

“Oh? What a surprise! You guys were actually able to withstand my strike?” The Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial trod through the void toward them. The black and white celestial swords continued to circle around its body.

“However, this is definitely your limit, am I correct? Eat my attack again!” The Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial extended a finger, and the two celestial swords lunged out like dragons!

Lan Xiaoni was terrified by this sight, and she immediately hid behind An Lin’s back again.

“Again?!” An Lin’s eyelids twitched, and he raised the black brick before him once more.

Boom!

The two celestial swords smashed into the Chaotic Alloy Brick and sent An Lin and Lan Xiaoni reeling back thousands of meters again.

“Ahhhh…!”

The two of them involuntarily started screaming.

An Lin was being crushed by a solid block of brick, and he felt extremely uncomfortable.

Thankfully, the soft body behind him was able to act as a cushion. Otherwise, he would’ve felt even worse.

Lan Xiaoni was on the verge of tears. Although she had to suffer the pain of being struck, she had no option but to hug An Lin. If she let go of him, the blades of sword intent would definitely slice her into two.

The sword projections disappeared, and the two people were once again uninjured thanks to the protection of the black brick.

“Oh? What a surprise! You guys were actually able to withstand my second strike?” The Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial trod through the void toward them. A cruel smile suddenly stretched across its face. “However, this is definitely your limit, am I correct? Eat my attack again!”

After saying this, the two celestial swords slashed down again.

An Lin: “…”

Lan Xiaoni: “…”

Say, do you only know how to use this one technique, o’ venerable fiendcelestial.

Just like that, An Lin and Lan Xiaoni were struck back thousands of meters again.

“Oh? What a surprise! You guys were actually able to withstand my third strike?” The Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial trod through the void toward them. A cruel smile suddenly stretched across its face. “However, this is definitely your limit, am I correct? Eat my attack again!”

What the f*ck?!

Still?

Eat your f*cking mom again!

Then, An Lin and Lan Xiaoni were struck back thousands of meters again.

“Waah… My breasts have been squashed flat by you.” Lan Xiaoni was extremely upset, and she burst into tears. “It’s all your fault! I want compensation!”

An Lin’s face darkened. “Compensate you with what? I don’t have breasts to compensate you with.”

“Oh? What a surprise! You guys were actually able to withstand my fourth strike?”

The Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial trod through the void toward them. A cruel smile suddenly stretched across its face. “However, this is definitely your limit, am I correct? Eat my attack again!”

The exact same sword strike, and the almost identical remark…

Even though the might of the attack was roughly the same every time, it was still frighteningly powerful.

An Lin was once again sent flying back by the overwhelming sword projection.

Lan Xiaoni hugged An Lin tightly. She couldn’t be bothered letting go of him anymore. After all, there was always an “eat my attack again”. “Waah… This demon king is so scary! What should we do?” Lan Xiaoni hadn’t stopped crying this entire time.

“Stop crying all the time,” An Lin huffed. “My clothes have all been drenched wet by your tears!”

If females were made out of the water, then mermaids were definitely made out of the ocean. The amount of tears that they had was astounding. No matter how much they cried, they always had tears left to shed.

Lan Xiaoni ignored him and continued to cry.

Then, the Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial attacked them again…

“Big Boss An Lin, aren’t you really powerful? Why don’t you go out and attack it?” Lan Xiaoni was unable to endure any longer.

“Heh, I’m indeed the big boss,” An Lin sneered. “However, shouldn’t a boss send his underlings out to exert dominance before he himself joins the fight? Come on, Underling Lan, it’s your time to shine! What’s the use of hugging me and crying into my back?”

Lan Xiaoni faltered and didn’t dare to speak again. She was afraid that An Lin would use her as cannon fodder if she made him unhappy…

Neither of them dared to face the Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial’s attacks head-on. Thus, they could only take a beating from behind the black brick.

Fortunately, the fiendcelestial’s attacks were dull and monotonous, and the Chaotic Alloy Brick was suitably sturdy. As such, they were able to remain uninjured this entire time. Of course, they didn’t really have a chance to defeat the fiendcelestial either.

Unless… they stopped defending and proactively attacked.

Just like that, the Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial slashed its swords down again.

Boom!

“Ahhhh…!”

An Lin and Lan Xiaoni were sent flying back along with the black brick.

Afterward, what faced them was the inhumane and ferocious “eat my attack again”.

After the Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial launched its ninety-ninth sword strike.

“Oh? What a surprise! You guys were actually able to withstand my ninety-ninth strike?” The Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial trod through the void toward them. A cruel smile suddenly stretched across its face. “However, this is definitely your limit, am I correct? Eat my attack again!”

An Lin and Lan Xiaoni both gazed at the Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial expressionlessly.

In fact, Lan Xiaoni even raised a hand to fix her messy hair. They appeared especially indifferent as they awaited the fiendcelestial’s attack.

Come, attack me to your heart’s content! Ride me head-on!

The Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial swung its swords and roared, “Slash!”

“Pfff…”

A peculiar sound reverberated around the air. The two celestial swords trembled powerlessly in the void. They didn’t slash down toward An Lin’s black brick.

Ancient Heavenly Fiendcelestial: “???”

An Lin and Lan Xiaoni: “!!!”