I Might Be A Fake Cultivator

Elope?

Xiao Chou was dumbstruck upon hearing this.

Extremely strong emotions began to well up in his heart.

What did it mean when a woman was asking you to elope with her? This was an absolute form of trust. The kind of trust that made her willingly give up everything for a chance to be with the man she loved.

“Little Monkey, take me away from all of this strife and turmoil. Take me far away from here and we’ll start a new life together.” Bai Yao stared at Xiao Chou, and there seemed to be flames raging in her eyes.

Up until not long ago, Xiao Chou didn’t even have the courage to meet Bai Yao, but Bai Yao had the courage to completely entrust herself to him, and she even told him that she wanted to elope with him. Xiao Chou was extremely touched and overwhelmed with joy.

He locked Bai Yao into an even tighter embrace before nodding. “Alright!”

Once the spatial skipping talisman was activated, a rainbow-colored divine light enshrouded both of them.

“Crap! They’re about to escape!” Chen Hao’s expression shifted drastically as he hurtled toward Xiao Chou and Bai Yao like a bolt of black lightning.

All of a sudden, he felt an agonizing pain in his lower abdomen, immediately following which an unidentifiable liquid exploded out of his backside.

“What the f*ck?!” Chen Hao’s eyes widened.

At this moment, a man with reddish-gold skin suddenly flew toward him before launching an almighty punch.

Terrifying power erupted forth, and Chen Hao launched a hurried palm in response. The clash between fist and palm sent shockwaves exploding through the air, covering a radius of close to ten kilometers. Chen Hao was caught off guard, and he flew back through the air for over a kilometer.

Hong Dou’s chin almost completely detached itself in shock upon seeing this. “My God! Is that really the An Lin I know?”

What the hell was going on? Why was it that every time he saw An Lin, An Lin would become exponentially more powerful than the last time they met? He could even battle a Return to Void Final Stage mighty figure without relying on any treasures now?

“Hahaha, Little Dou, your friend is pretty powerful! Almost as powerful as I am, in fact!” Yue Dou knocked back a Spirit Fish Clan mighty figure with a thunderous punch before chortling gleefully.

Hong Dou had extremely mixed emotions. This was an opponent with whom he had once fought on par. But now, An Lin was already comparable to a mighty figure of his grandfather’s caliber… He simply couldn’t accept this!

Chen Hao was knocked back by An Lin and lost the opportunity to pursue Bai Yao.

The rainbow-colored divine light shining from around Xiao Chou and Bai Yao suddenly became extremely dazzling, and all of those colors blended together to create a brilliant light show.

After the dazzling rainbow-colored divine light faded, Xiao Chou and Bai Yao had completely disappeared, and their auras couldn’t even be traced. It was as if they had never existed or had evaporated from the face of the world.

All of the living beings present, including the powerful Return to Void Stage mighty figures, faltered upon seeing this.

This was the might of the spatial skipping talisman. Not even Return to Void Final Stage mighty figures could do anything about it.

“That monkey just eloped with the princess?”

“My God! How did this happen?”

“That’s so romantic! I’m really envious of them.”

“No… The most beautiful princess of our tribe has eloped with an ugly monkey… I refuse to accept this, ah…”

Among the living beings present, some were envious and some were on the brink of collapse. None of them had ever thought that this earth-shattering farce would draw to a conclusion like this.

So what if there was a battle between many tribes taking place around them?

Bai Yao and Xiao Chou had left this place, and in doing so, they had left everything behind. They didn’t care who won or lost; nor did they care about right or wrong. All they cared about was each other…

All of the battling foxes laid down their weapons.

The main characters were already gone, so what was the point of them fighting against one another?

All of the Divine Rock Tribe cultivators had also laid down their weapons before turning toward An Lin with sympathetic expressions.

An Lin almost threw up a mouthful of blood. Why were they looking at him like that?

Why the f*ck were they looking at him as if he had just been cucked?!

An Lin turned an infuriated gaze upon Hong Dou.

Hong Dou was perplexed by An Lin’s expression. “Bro, I helped you! Why are you looking at me like that? You can’t blame me just because your lover eloped with your monkey!”

An Lin: “…”

People who screwed other people over were quite infuriating.

People who screwed other people over and did not have any self-awareness after the event were even more infuriating!

An Lin flared up as he pulled out his Evil-Slaying Sword.

Hong Dou immediately hid behind his grandfather with a fearful expression.

“Little Yao, to think you would do something like this…” Bai Muyu looked up into the sky and heaved a faint sigh. “That was a precious life-saving treasure for dire situations, but you used it to elope with that monkey…”

Bai Muyu’s eyes were filled with sadness and exhaustion.

She recognized Xiao Chou. Over a hundred years ago, Bai Yao’s Frosty Yang Root was slowly becoming a threat to her life, so she took Bai Yao to the Myriad Mountain Domain in order to search for some medicine that could rectify or at least repress her condition.

As Bai Muyu passed through a mountain, she took pity on a monkey that was about to be killed, and so, she saved Xiao Chou.

After that, Xiao Chou became her daughter’s friend, which she had been quite happy about at that time as her daughter had no one of her age to play with her.

However, never would she have thought that this playmate would abduct her daughter once they both grew up!

“Retreat!” Black Fox Emperor Chen Hao commanded.

All of the Black Fox Tribe cultivators fled the scene.

Their targets had already disappeared, so there was no point in them being here anymore.

“You think you can just get away after what you’ve done?” The Return to Void Final Stage mighty figure from the Green Fox Tribe stomped his foot. Three extremely fearsome formations began to glow with brilliant light before unleashing their powers to enshroud the entire imperial palace.

Everyone only came to a realization then that the abducted groom was still here.

Lan Xiaoni from the Spirit Fish Clan held the disfigured Chen Nan in her arms as she fled into the distance.

She had cried enough and could only accept reality. Even though Chen Nan had been disfigured by An Lin’s fist, a regenerative immortal pill should be able to restore his handsome features.

“Uncle, Heavenly Priest, help me get out of here!” Lan Xiaoni flew through the air like a cannonball inside a semi-transparent bubble as she hurtled toward the spell formation.

The Spirit Fish Clan mighty figures had obviously made preparations before they came here.

One of them pulled out a black spear while the other one pulled out a white spear, which they then used to launch an attack toward a certain spot on the formation. They were able to create a massive hole within the spell formation.

All of the Black Fox Tribe cultivators instantly rushed toward that hole.

The Spirit Fish Clan mighty figures were also slowly retreating as they fought. All of them were Return to Void Final Stage mighty figures, and unless the Fox Tribe mighty figures were willing to lay down their lives, it would be very difficult to ensnare their opponents.

In the end, Lan Xiaoni also succeeded in abducting the groom, and she left Qing Hu City with Chen Nan in her arms.

Even though the white foxes and green foxes were quite resentful toward the Black Fox Tribe and the Spirit Fish Clan for what they had done, it wasn’t something they would engage in a battle to the death over.

An Lin heaved a long sigh as their enemies fled into the distance.

“Thank God it’s all over… I feel like my heart is about to give out if that wedding had lasted any longer…”

Initially, he planned to sit through the wedding and take Xiao Chou out for some drinks afterward to drown his sorrows.

Who would have thought that he would encounter two abductions! The groom had also tried to take the bride’s Frosty Yang Root, the bride abused all of the single people present with a stunning display of public affection, and in the end, Xiao Chou and the bride eloped off into the sunset…

It was a relentless barrage of unforeseen events.

The most unbearable thing to An Lin was that Hong Dou had misled everyone into thinking he had been cucked!

Cuck my f*cking a*s!