I Married the Beautiful Female Protagonist In Order To Survive

6: How to Make a midget Happy

After saying goodbye to Kefir and Professor Morati, I double-checked the script to make sure there was no scene like “Kefir is worried about Evyliad and comes to find him.” Only then did I set off to actively seek out Lety, and in my mind, I gathered all the script scenes I could see right now.

Ivan Lety, the Emperor of Russia, is different from Kefir’s mentor. Lety is a true Russian midget, only a teenager. She inherited the position from her deceased father, who was a warlord of the Russian Empire. In theory, in this fierce and domineering Russia, a small midget like Lety would have a hard time even surviving, let alone becoming Emperor. However, as a BOSS-level character in the script, Lety is not like the midget I saw last night, with her golden hair and twin tails.

In the script, Lety is a genius, creator of the fire gun that can kill low-tier mages and warriors with one shot. Moreover, she has a rare lightning attribute magic, which is almost unheard of in the Russian Empire and even the entire continent. What she swings her sword is a high-voltage electric current, almost like a human Pikachu. And…

She is not as simple as she seems. This is not written in the script, but I’m clear: a BOSS-level character like Lety can’t be a silly, innocent midget!

Following the script’s hint, I turned left and right inside the academy and finally arrived at a door with the name “Rasputin” written on it. This gave me a very bad omen, but I had no choice.

I pushed the door open and saw a golden-haired midget with twin tails, who had taken off her cloak and was wearing a modified white military uniform. She was completely unashamed, stretching her two white-stockinged legs on the desk, and from my angle, I could see her pantyhose right through her skirt.

Next to her stood a familiar, refined-looking pervert, who had punched me and Kefir in the face earlier. However, this time, she looked like she had lost her strength, cowering with her head down beside the midget. My arrival caused Rasputin to subconsciously look up, and her face turned pale.

“You’re that… Ugh!!”

However, the “punch” had not yet come out, and a golden electric current flashed across, causing Rasputin to let out a strange cry. She then clutched her buttocks, jumped up and down, and finally collapsed to the ground.

“Who gave you permission to interrupt, Rasputin?”

“Ugh, ugh, ugh…”

Don’t ask, dear Davali, it seems Rasputtin is about to become a cxk.

Her unashamed actions made me shudder, and then the midget’s gaze fell upon me.

“Originally, I was going to find you from the student list, but I didn’t expect you to come find me, big brother.”

Letty’s smile was innocently radiant, but I couldn’t muster any happiness.

[Letty found Ogelid amusing.]

The script dictated so, this furry midget clearly saw me as a toy.

[Ogelid, for his flattery, was stabbed to death by the ill-tempered Letty with a sword.]

I immediately swallowed the “hehehe” and the ingratiating smile that almost escaped my lips. It seems this midget isn’t accustomed to others being too servile. To avoid the script’s immediate ‘kill me’ action, I must adjust my strategy before disaster spills from my mouth!

“Ivan Letty, the great emperor of the Rosian Empire, is it fun to pretend to be a lost midget?”

“Despicable foreigner, how dare you address Lady Letty directly… squeak squeak squeak!”

“Shut up, Rasputin.”

Letty struck again with lightning that crackled and snapped, and I could only admire the robustness of this Russian lady’s body for staying conscious.

“The great emperor just wanted to see you yesterday.”

“Are you here for revenge?”

Since Rasputin, this cultural hooligan, was here, it was clear that the previous relic incident had been exaggeratedly reported to Letty with added oil and spice. No wonder I bumped into Letty last night. From the moment Kefir taught Rasputin a lesson, I had already provoked the great Rosian emperor, with nowhere to hide.

“Nope~ If I wanted revenge, I would have cracked your skull open last night, big brother. Why should I pay for the incompetence of Rasputin, who is good for nothing but causing trouble? I just thought you were interesting last night, at least smarter than Rasputin~ You didn’t say anything strange to upset me.”

Rasputin, lying on the ground, was not pleased. Clearly, I did nothing wrong, but for no reason at all, she had her sights set on me again, her teeth gritted as she squeaked at me.

“Suka Blyat, foreigner, I am Rasputin’s aide, the first brain of the Rosian Empire! Don’t think that by wiggling your butt in front of Lady Letty, you can replace me!”

“No, I didn’t think that.”

As the saying goes, serving the king is like living with a tiger. Only if I were brainless would I cling to the legs of such a midget.

“Just you wait! One day…”

Listen to my explanation! The so-called first brain of the Rosian Empire, is this the level of your intelligence?

The next moment, Letty kicked Rasputin aside and beckoned me over.

“Big brother, come here, be my chair.”

“But I refuse.”

“As for the gemstone you took from the relic, I’ll pretend I don’t know about it~”

In three strides, I immediately sat down beside Letty, erasing the previous relic incident from the script, a good fortune to avoid any “loose ends”!

The next moment, Letty tiptoed and delicately sat on my legs. Although she claimed to be the NO.1 of the Rosian Empire, she was still a little midget, not heavy at all. The only problem was Rasputin’s gaze looking over.

Jealousy, anger, resentment, her face clearly read: What about me?

Letty, sitting on my thigh, seemed in a good mood, swinging her legs back and forth while fiddling with a fire gun in her hand.

“In our Rosian Empire, we’ve always believed in the principle that might makes right. So, since it was you who took back the magic stone, I won’t trouble you, big brother, anymore. However, Rasputin botched even a simple task of stealing a treasure, and this can’t go on~ Big brother, what do you think would be a good way to deal with her?”

[If Ogelid pleads, Letty, who doesn’t act on her own ideas, will become dissatisfied with Ogelid.]

According to the script, I must make a choice that completely satisfies Letty, avoiding any outcome that would make her “unhappy.” So, even if I really don’t want to offend another troublesome villain, I have no choice but to sacrifice a pawn to save the chariot.

“Wearing only an inner dress and a pair of short pants, let’s run around the playground thirty times.”

I want to be a good person, but I don’t have a choice now.

From noble mtl dot come

“Vile outsider, Sukha Nikola! “

Rasputin, filled with anger, suddenly bared his teeth and claws, ready to pounce, but was kicked away by Leticia.

“Stop messing around? This is your punishment for failing before, and I was originally going to shoot you, by the way.”

My behavior is simply inhumane, making me look like a shameless villain, but Leticia is also a villain, and she likes this kind of thing.

As expected, the little girl’s gaze that passed over was much more surprised than before.

“Ha ha ha, big brother, you’re even more fun than I thought!”

【Leticia is very pleased with Eufalius.】

“Ha ha ha, ha ha ha!”

What can I do? I can only smile on the surface and mmp in my heart.

【Rasputin’s anger boiled over, and he plotted his revenge, eventually killing Eufalius.】

Leticia hasn’t finished with me, and I’ve gone and offended another villain, Rosalia’s sister, Rasputin.

Illustration: Ivan Leticia