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"Come to think of it, you do have such a setting for psychological trauma."

Kobayashi patted his forehead in distress.

"It's not a setting!" Aqua stamped her feet and shouted angrily: "At that time, it was me who was attacked by the giant crocodile, wasn't it? You all just watched there! This is the fact, you all know it!"

I testify, it's true.

Kobayashi scratched his head.

"Please rest assured, Aqua." Huihui patted her shoulder and comforted her: "Since that incident, there has been no sightings of the ferocious crocodiles for a long time. I think they should have left."

This is true.

The reason why the ferocious crocodiles are there is because the water in the lake is polluted, and the water there has been completely purified by Aqua. The ferocious crocodiles cannot survive and have returned to the mountains long ago.

In addition, Huihui is the mastermind behind the pollution of the lake water. She released the explosion magic to cause the landslide, and now she doesn't use explosion magic very often, so the lake is safe.

"But..."

Aqua still has a somewhat uneasy expression.

Psychological trauma is not so easy to repair. Xiaolin knows that the stupid goddess is very resistant to that place. It has been a long time since she went to be a tea bag goddess.

There is no way.

"Wait a minute, let me ask you a question first." Aqua pondered for a moment and asked: "Is it a routine to cross that small lake? Or is it a must-go there?"

"Yes, because there are groups of ferocious crocodiles in the lake. Every time we go there, the scene is simply hell."

"... Don't be so excited."

Seeing the perverted female knight panting and expecting so much, Xiaolin couldn't help but pull the corner of his mouth. I really don't understand why she is so excited in such a dangerous place.

But thanks to her going crazy here, Aqua is not so scared.

"By the way, I heard that there are more participants this year than in previous years."

"Ah, is it because there are no more ferocious crocodiles in the lake?"

"Well, after all, before Aqua purifies the lake water, how to defeat the ferocious crocodiles while moving forward is the key to winning the competition and the highlight. Unfortunately, this year it seems to have become a simple speed race."

Darkness sighed with some regret.

No, no, if it becomes an obstacle course, then whether it is Megumin, Darkness or Aqua, the three of them will undoubtedly be hindered, and only Krillin will be left to move forward.

That's enough.

"But a speed race? I don't have much confidence in swimming."

"I can swim, but I don't have much confidence in my speed."

"I only played in the river a few times when I was an adventurer."

Darkness, Megumin and Wiz.

The three seemed to be completely defeated.

Krillin asked unwillingly: "In other words, you can't swim at all?"

"If you can float..."

Wiz said awkwardly.

She seemed to be helpless with water, but considering that the stupid goddess was of the water element, it was understandable that she was somewhat resistant to water.

"What about Darkness?"

"I have no experience in swimming, but I believe I can bear the pain of drowning!"

"Are you planning to walk across the lake..."

Kobayashi rolled his eyes.

Come to think of it, although they often went to the river for various reasons, Darkness seemed to have never swam before, and even in the lake bottom temple, she just wandered around.

It seems that these people need some special training.

"Hey, Kobayashi, Kobayashi, come and ask me!"

Aqua raised her hand impatiently, and her expression seemed to say, 'If you ask me, I will tell you proudly that I am very good at swimming.'

Kobayashi sighed.

"Come to think of it, you are also a goddess of water, right?"

"What do you mean by 'I am'!"

She looked quite irritable.

What does this guy want? This is not allowed and that is not allowed. It's really annoying.

Kobayashi sighed helplessly.

"Yes, yes, and then, what about you?"

"Hehe, for me, there is no difference between water and land."

She said so proudly.

As expected.

The stupid goddess is in charge of water after all. If she drowns again... that would be too funny.

There was no intention of being surprised at all, and there was no surprise that Aqua could walk underwater. She waved her hand perfunctorily and said, "Forget it, there is no need to show off in public at this time."

"Oh, is it really okay for you to say that?" Aqua said meaningfully.

"Aqua, do you want to say that you are a great swimmer?"

"Question, Xiaolin, do you deliberately show off to others that you can walk?"

"No, I won't. After all, anyone can do that."

"It's the same for me. Why do I have to tell you about something that is taken for granted?"

The stupid goddess said lightly.

Kobayashi took a deep breath, then forced a stiff smile and shouted in a very fake way: "Really? - I'm so unwilling, but I feel that Aqua is so majestic now!"

The flattery is too obvious.

But even so, the stupid goddess proudly raised her head and puffed out her chest to accept Kobayashi's fake worship.

At this time, Huihui pulled her clothes.

"Aqua, Aqua, please teach me how to swim!"

"Me too!"

Megumin and Darkness begged her.

Rather than Xiaolin teaching them how to swim, Aqua, who is also a woman, might be better for them. Moreover, Aqua is the goddess of water, so isn’t it easy for her to do such trivial things as swimming?

"There's really nothing we can do about you!"

Aqua chuckled.

Being able to be worshiped, she would certainly agree to the requests of her companions.

And this is probably a skill that the Idiot Goddess is good at, just like the banquet skill. If it can't work here, wouldn't she be a useless person who can't do anything?

Yes, this is her appearance round!

"good!"

Xiao Lin raised his hands in the air and shouted: "Then aim for the championship and start swimming training from tomorrow!"

He is bound to win this high reward of 20 million!

Just watch.

The winner must be yours!

At this moment, Hui Hui suddenly looked at him with some disgust, curled her lips and said, "You may sound grand, but in fact, you really want to see us wearing swimsuits, right?"

"Eh?"

Xiao Lin raised his eyebrows.

Swimwear...

Speaking of which, once you start swimming training, wearing a swimsuit is a matter of course.

Ah?

Oops, is it a heart-pounding feeling?

Although the speech and behavior of these problem children are quite normal, but when their appearance is above average, they wear less clothes than usual...

And when it comes to swimwear, isn’t it the same thing as underwear?

Although it was for swimming, how could he, as a healthy adult male, be able to withstand dangling in such scanty clothes...

Alas, you are simply inviting crime!

Xiao Lin put on an obscene look that said, "You have really hurt me." The corners of his mouth raised crazily and unconsciously.

Aqua also said with some disgust: "Boy, are you having an erotic dream again?"

"What?"

Xiao Lin was stunned for a moment.

He looked at them with extremely blank and innocent eyes.

Megumin was not fooled. She accused and shouted on the spot: "It's true. This man's purpose is to see if our swimsuits are correct!"

"Anyway, you must be thinking that swimsuits and underwear are the same, right? Can you please stop looking at swimsuits and other things with such a dirty look." Aqua suddenly saw through what Xiaolin was thinking. Could she? Mind reading? Or does she, like Barnier, have the ability to see through people's hearts?

Darkness also said: "That's right. The fierce eyes like those of a hungry carnivorous beast, scanning every inch of skin on the body, are unbearable even for me... Ha... Ha..."

This perverted female knight went crazy on the spot.

She pulled on the armor on her body, as if she was planning to put on a swimsuit show for Xiaolin right here, causing Aqua and Megumin to quickly run over and hold her hands down.

What on earth is this guy thinking?

"That's not the case, it's definitely not what you think!" Xiaolin quickly denied it and said righteously: "In the final analysis, I am just for victory! ... Yes, I proposed special training in order to win the championship. , please correct your attitude and don’t have any strange misunderstandings!”

"Haha, what a strange misunderstanding..."

"Is it really a misunderstanding?"

"Really? I don't believe it."

The three problem children looked at Xiao Lin suspiciously.

I can't bear it.

Xiao Lin rolled his eyes and said: "Don't forget, I have seen your swimsuits so many times. I have long been tired of seeing them. Confidence is a good thing, but it does not mean that everyone likes it. Excessive confidence is Narcissism! You guys, don’t be too narcissistic!”

"What did you say!?"

"How dare you call us narcissistic!?"

"I can't bear it! Okay, I understand. I will prepare a super awesome swimsuit tomorrow to show you whether I am narcissistic or not!"

What the hell are these idiots talking about?

It was probably Kobayashi's sneering attitude that made Aqua and the others very unhappy. They all said that they would wear very attractive swimsuits tomorrow, which surprised Kobayashi and made his heart beat faster.

Darkness even said that it would be better to get in there without wearing a swimsuit, which made Kobayashi, who was imagining it, almost have a nosebleed and fainted.

no.

I can't think about it any longer.

The more I talk, the more confused I become, so I need to end this topic quickly.

"Anyway! Tomorrow is the start of swimsuit training. None of you can escape easily! Did you hear that? Do you understand everything? Okay, let's dismiss!"

Then Xiao Lin ran away in a panic.

Megumin looked at his back and said, "Aqua, Darkness, do we really have to wear really powerful swimsuits tomorrow? In that case, I have some... that..."

"How is that possible?"

Aqua waved her hands casually and said, "I just said it casually. That guy Xiaolin said he was tired of seeing our swimsuits, but in fact he must have been looking forward to it. Plus I deliberately said he wanted to Wearing new swimsuits, Xiaolin must be looking forward to not having a good sleep tonight... Then we can't wear new swimsuits. When we go there tomorrow, he will definitely be quite disappointed when he sees that we are not wearing new swimsuits. Look like that!”

"Yeah, that's it. Aqua, you mean, when we see his disappointed expression, we can laugh at him, right?"

"That's it!"

Aqua and Megumin laughed evilly.

Darkness was a bit shocked. She muttered in disappointment, "What? Not wearing a new swimsuit... I wanted to wear the emperor's swimsuit, but now my expectation is dashed."

The perverted female knight always comes up with something.

Aqua and Huihui, who heard her mumbling, didn't know what to say for a while.

Fortunately, she didn't decide to change into a new swimsuit.

Otherwise, a perverted female knight without clothes would appear in the lake tomorrow, and Axel would spread to every corner of the town because of this matter. Darkness might be too shy to see anyone.

No, no, no.

Probably not.

After all, Darkness is just a giant in words and a dwarf in actions, so she will definitely not do that.

But the two of them were still a little uneasy.

In order to prevent their teammate from doing such an extra-standard stupid thing, the two looked at each other and decided to keep a close eye on her tomorrow.

The next day.

Early in the morning, Xiaolin came to the guild.

He came here with heavy steps, complaining a lot.

"Really? Since you need to apply for registration in advance, why didn't you tell me yesterday? I originally planned to start special training early in the morning. Wouldn't all the plans be disrupted?"

I was in a very bad mood.

Although the big problem this time was ultimately due to his own fault, Xiaolin couldn't help but think of the worst, such as Dust and Chis didn't tell him that he had to register in advance just to make him run again, wasting a lot of time... or something.

"When we went to call you, you were still sleeping soundly. How dare you say this?"

Aqua rolled her eyes unhappily.

Xiaolin scratched his head embarrassedly.

Darkness also sighed helplessly: "You were talking about special training yesterday, but you were still lying in bed in the morning. You are getting more and more lazy!...But it's just right, this is just right! Ha...ha...!"

Forgot.

This guy likes useless men very much.

Seeing that Xiaolin has a tendency to transform into a useless man, she is very happy and said that she must continue.

Damn!

I clearly went to bed until the early hours of the morning just to make a training plan for these problem children, how could it be my fault?

"Actually, Xiaolin doesn't need to come with us, because we asked Aqua to teach us."

Meihui said.

On the surface, she was considering Xiaolin and didn't want him to get up early and accompany them, but in fact, she didn't want Xiaolin to join the special training.

"No way, no way, Huihui, you don't really think Aqua can teach others, right?"

"Well, that's true..."

Hearing Xiaolin say this, Huihui was speechless for a moment.

Whether she admits it or not, they have been with the stupid goddess for such a long time, and they know very well how unreliable Aqua's nature is. It is simply wishful thinking to want her to teach others something.