I like traveling the most

Chapter 713 No matter how funny it is, we won’t laugh...unless we can’t help it

Putting down the Lich Lady boss lady who had been completely blasted and fainted, Xiaolin sighed slowly and said, "So, what is the truth that cannot be heard by Wiz?"

"To put it simply, if you continue like this, little brother, you will die."

Barnier said this calmly.

Xiao Lin twitched the corners of his lips and laughed, "Mr. Barnier, you are so funny."

"Believe it or not, it's up to you, little brother."

"Wait, wait. Is everything you said true? Why did I die? You didn't mean to say that I would be beaten to death by Aqua and the others because of public outrage for stealing underwear, right? "

"There's nothing wrong with you saying that."

Barnier spread his hands.

This is really the case! ?

Xiao Lin originally thought it was the curse of the ring that caused his death, but he didn't expect that he would be beaten to death. This way of death is really unacceptable.

Barnier motioned to him to calm down.

"If you think about it carefully, you should be able to understand that the power drawn by this ring now far exceeds what you possess."

"Really?"

Xiao Lin looked at the ring in his hand.

If the power of the ring is not as powerful as imagined, any magic item is much stronger than it, but only when it comes to stealing...or, in other words, stealing underwear, he, Xiaolin, is willing to call this ring the strongest.

It seemed like he could see through his inner thoughts.

"And this effect will get better every full moon night. Maybe you just feel a little tired now, but if you keep letting this ring go unchecked..."

"Once the magic drawn out exceeds my own limit, will I die?"

Xiao Lin raised his eyebrows.

"That's right." Barnier chuckled and said, "Ordinary people would probably die on the second full moon due to lack of magic power, but because you are a powerful great mage, you can probably survive for several years. Maybe...but maybe you don't expect to last that long."

"Hey, could it be...!"

Xiao Lin had an ugly expression.

Barnier's meaning is very simple, not physical death, but social death.

Think about it carefully, the first time he stole underwear, the second time he stole underwear thousands of miles away, the third time... now he is even more crazy to the point of stealing two underwear at once. If it is the fourth, fifth, or sixth time... maybe it will happen. Steal the panties of all the girls in Axel.

No wonder Barnier said he would be beaten to death.

If they become public enemies of women, even Aqua and the others won't be able to protect themselves.

Is there really going to be social death?

Just when Xiao Lin had a headache and was afraid that he would meet social death because of this weird way, Barnier burst out laughing and said, "I have a solution. As mentioned before, entrust me with the surgery." formula analysis."

"Repay the favor..."

"How about a deal of 100 million Eris?"

"You're taking advantage of the situation!"

Xiao Lin knew this would be the case.

After all, when Aqua was of no use and only Barnier could solve the current situation, how could he not take the opportunity to speak loudly?

This is how you make money with your exclusive secret recipe.

Even children understand this.

No wonder this guy knocked Wiz unconscious at the beginning. If he knew that Xiaolin would die and the lion would open his mouth, he would definitely ask Barnier to help remove the ring's effect.

"You devil..."

"I'm a devil, what do you have to do with me?"

Seeing that Barnier looked convinced of himself, Xiaolin was so angry that he decided to close the door and let the idiot goddess go.

"Aqua, there is a demon here...!"

Forgot.

He came here early this morning without even seeing Aqua's face. Seeing the Duke of Hell enjoying his angry and negative emotions, Xiao Lin became angrier the more he thought about it.

At this time, Wiz stood up unsteadily, rubbing her still painful head.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...why suddenly..."

"I just want you to rest for a while. There is no need to pay attention or thank me."

Barnier said this shamelessly.

The weak Lich Girl got angry rarely, and she shouted: "Please don't use the murderous ray just because of such a trivial matter!"

But the Lord of Hell ignored her at all.

Xiao Lin pinched his chin, a little distracted.

I, I will die?

Hahaha, I must be dreaming...

Just death.

It is no exaggeration to say that if he could take off the ring if he died, then Xiaolin would choose to die without hesitation. But now death cannot solve the current dilemma. No, social death is more troublesome than physical death.

Moreover, Barnir also took advantage of the situation and demanded 100 million Eris for everything...

No matter what happens, it can't be so outrageous.

No, no.

I must not just sit back and wait for death, I must think of some solution to the current embarrassing situation!

Besides, dying of physical exhaustion because of stealing underwear is simply the most ridiculous thing in the world.

Before that, what would happen if I confessed to them that the number of underwear stolen was increasing...

It would be okay if he was laughed at as a fool, but if he really resorted to any tough measures, he would have no choice but to let them slaughter him.

Even the two pairs of underwear in my hand, I haven't mentioned them to them yet.

Really.

It's all because of this ring. I've suffered a lot recently.

Suffering?

Pants?

Ahahaha——

Xiao Lin has been having fun in the midst of suffering.

At this time, two people came over and greeted him.

"Hey Xiao Lin, what are you mumbling here? You're sneaking around. You don't have any good intentions."

"Tell me, are you going to do something bad again? Tell me. If it's interesting, add me in."

This sounded like a scumbag.

Turning around.

The familiar scumbag came into view.

"What? It turned out to be Dust and Chis. I knew it was you two hopeless trash."

"You greeted us like this."

"That's really too much."

Dust and Chis were a little angry.

However, the two were called scumbags more than once or twice, and they didn't really get angry. On the contrary, seeing Xiao Lin's melancholy and distressed look, they asked with some concern.

"What's wrong? You look so gloomy."

"Well... how should I put it..."

Kobayashi scratched his head.

He couldn't just say that he stole two pairs of underwear by accident, and that he would add several pairs every month until his magic power couldn't keep up and he died of exhaustion?

Wouldn't that be a joke to the two of them?

Besides, with the big mouths of these two scumbags, if he told them, everyone in Axel would know about it.

Entering social death in advance.

Thinking of this, Kobayashi decisively shut his mouth and kept silent.

"Hey, hey, hey."

"You look like this, I don't know what to do."

When the two saw him silent, they thought he had some unspeakable secrets, but they didn't expect that these two guys were so considerate that they didn't ask too many questions, and even made a very tempting invitation to Kobayashi.

"Why don't you take me to the Succubus store to cheer you up? I'll treat you this time!"

Daxt was very generous.

Xiaolin couldn't help but widen his eyes. Why did this guy suddenly say that? It's really rare.

Chis seemed to understand why he was so surprised. He patted Dust's shoulder and said with a smile: "This guy finally won once, so he wanted to give back to his friends who helped him. That's how I was invited by him. Well, how should I put it... The fastest way to forget troubles is to dilute them with happy things. Xiaolin also joins us to play, how about it?"

"You two..."

Xiaolin wiped his eyes with emotion.

These two people are obviously scumbags, but their words of worrying about him are really touching. At this time, bad friends are efficient placebos. I couldn't help but feel disgusted with myself for trying to hide my inner pain just now and extremely distrusting the two people.

I shook my head helplessly.

"Thank you, I appreciate your kindness. After all, my family can't call succubus."

The mansion also has a magic circle arranged by Aqua.

Let alone a mere succubus, even the Duke of Hell, Vanir, had to be skinned twice before he could come in, and Wiz almost ascended to heaven.

So he couldn't enjoy himself even if he wanted to.

Dax patted Xiaolin's shoulder sympathetically and said, "Is that so... well, there's nothing we can do about it."

"Then you can complain to us." Chis pretended to listen and was willing to stay, and asked with his arms crossed, "What happened? Although I may not be able to help, you should know... Three cobblers are better than Zhuge Liang?... Xiaolin, you said it before."

Do they still remember that sentence?

Xiaolin scratched his head.

Maybe it was because he didn't trust them just now and felt unnecessary guilt, or maybe it was because he felt extremely depressed and aggrieved because he had no one to talk to. Xiaolin nodded after sighing.

"Well, it's okay to tell you."

"Oh, just go ahead."

"Actually... I'm going to die soon if I keep going like this."

"What?!" X2

Xiao Lin's words seemed to have caused misunderstanding, and Dust and Chis opened their mouths in surprise and looked at him in disbelief.

It was obvious that they had misunderstood.

Xiao Lin hurriedly explained.

He explained to the two what he had learned from Vanir - the power of the ring was gradually increasing until it did an irreparable evil, and that if he continued like this, he might die because of it.

Result -

"Hahahaha - stealing underwear and dying suddenly, there should be a limit to the brain water?!"

Xiao Lin covered his stomach and laughed wildly. He looked at Xiao Lin in disbelief and said loudly and mockingly. If Chis hadn't supported him, he would probably roll on the ground with laughter.

Even Chis was the same.

"Hey, Dust! Xiaolin himself certainly doesn't want this, so stop laughing at him... Puchi——"

He couldn't hold it back.

He couldn't help but cover his mouth and let out a low laugh.

Xiaolin understood that Chis didn't want to laugh at his friend, but the more he tried to suppress his laughter, the more his shoulders shrugged, which made Xiaolin see how much he wanted to laugh.

He was getting more and more upset.

Xiaolin slammed the table.

"Stop laughing, you two! I'm really worried!"

Damn it!

I knew I shouldn't have told them, but I didn't expect to be laughed at like this. Social death came too quickly.

"I know, I know."

Dax waved his hand, signaling Xiaolin not to get excited, and then he shouted to the waitress passing by: "Ah, sister, another glass of bubbles, please! With such a good story, it would be a big loss if you don't drink more!"

Did you treat my story as a snack?

It's really infuriating!

Xiaolin slapped the table, stood up and shouted: "Enough, I want to go back!"

"Wait, wait, it's our fault." Qisi grabbed Xiaolin's arm and apologized quickly: "It's mainly because your story is too funny, I really can't help it."

Under normal circumstances, we won't laugh.

Unless you can't help it?

Xiaolin rolled his eyes.

"Even if there is no malice, it doesn't mean you can laugh at me casually."

"Yes, yes, we are wrong, we are wrong."

"Sit down first, the fried tofu is almost cold, don't be angry."

After Dust and Qisi persuaded him and treated him to bubbles, Xiaolin reluctantly sat down again.

I, Kobayashi Jingze, would never accept your flattery even if I starve to death, die outside, or jump from here!

Mm, it smells so good!

"In short, we know how serious your situation is. But, don't you still have several years to live? Why are you so anxious?"

"That being said..."

Kobayashi was silent.

Life is indeed not urgent, but...

"Compared to sudden death in a few years, it is most important to find a way to survive the current crisis, right?"

"If you continue like this, you will be crushed to ashes by the girls in the team before you are killed by this strange ring. Of course, if it were me, I would think that dying under the peony flowers is also romantic."

These two guys are indeed scum.

"Don't talk nonsense."

Kobayashi rolled his eyes unhappily. The two of them didn't see the anger of Aqua and the others. If they continued like this, they would definitely tear his bones apart.

"So, what should we do?"

"What should we do with the stolen underwear this time?"

Dust and Chis asked.

The two guys seemed to be very interested in the underwear.

"Ah... this..."

Kobayashi touched his chin.

However, Dust smiled dissolutely, as if he saw through him and said with a smile: "Okay, don't pretend to be a gentleman, take it out and show it to everyone."

"... Sorry, this is not okay."

Kobayashi refused decisively.

Dust stretched out his tone.

"Haa, why? - Happiness is for sharing, dear friends!"

"No, no."

Kobayashi shook his head again.

He didn't want to betray Aqua and others, otherwise he might be taken apart by Aqua and others before being sucked dry by the ring.

"Dear friends, can't you just take a look?"

"It's endless..."

These two guys seemed to never give up. Is it necessary to be so obsessed with underwear?

However, Dust said that Kobayashi was really a full man who didn't know the hunger of a hungry man. They had never seen a girl's underwear up close, so they were so looking forward to it.