I like traveling the most
Chapter 697 How to take off the ring
"Hey, why are you so eager to try!"
Xiaolin held down the head of the stupid goddess who wanted to make a move, preventing her from getting close to him.
Megumin said: "If you don't want to have your fingers cut off, how about high-temperature carbonization? Use explosion magic."
"Then my whole body will be turned into ashes, okay!"
Xiao Lin felt a headache at their nonsensical request and said angrily: "I tell you, things will not progress at all if this continues. Please stop tangled with my fingers, okay? And if you really dare to cut off my fingers, I will I will definitely show you the cross-section of my finger before it is cured!”
"You're so direct in your annoying ways."
Darkness curled her lips helplessly.
Liu Zi also nodded slightly and said: "Yes, this is Mr. Xiaolin. He is the number one in terms of doing bad things. I can guarantee this."
"Guarantees are unnecessary."
Xiaolin rubbed her cheek.
Aqua said somewhat unhappily: "I'm so lazy, I really can't do anything about you. Now that we've talked about this, I'll let you off the hook for now."
"It's so painful. One by one, every thought comes out."
Xiao Lin breathed a sigh of relief.
At least this way, his finger was temporarily saved.
If they really asked to cut off their fingers, then he might not be able to do so under the pressure of the situation.
"But then, in order to take off the ring, we have to find a way to raise money, right?"
"Ah, as Yuyou said, I want to ask everyone for help again." Xiaolin sighed and said, "I am serious this time and will never take it lightly like last time."
"Why is Xiaolin suddenly very motivated?"
"What?"
Kobayashi was slightly taken aback by Huihui's question.
"From Xiao Lin's point of view, isn't it just right for you to be able to check out other people's underwear brands every month?"
"This seems to be dirty water that I want to steal. Can you please stop pouring it on me?!"
I couldn't help but curse.
Although she said this, Megumin and the others didn't seem to believe it. It really gave them a headache.
"Listen, this ring strengthened my stealing skills and stole underwear everywhere. In other words, the ring was the initiator! Last time it was Megumin, and this time it may be from one of you. Come on, I suggest you think carefully about what this means.”
"Um?"
"What's the meaning?"
Xiaolin's explanation made them confused.
Wiz clapped his hands and said, "Ah, do you mean that the people who want to steal this ring are acquaintances of the wearer?"
"That's most likely the case."
Xiao Lin nodded, shook his head and said, "Of course, I hope this will be the case."
There are too few cases to judge.
It would be fine if he only stole the underwear of Megumin and Darkness, but if he stole Axel's underwear from someone else...especially Kingdom Prosecutor Sena, he really didn't know what to do in that case.
He might be arrested on the spot and convicted of harassment, for which he would be rewarded with the death penalty.
Don’t do that kind of thing!
"But why is this happening?" Youyou asked a little strangely: "For men, girls' underwear should be the same thing, right?"
"You're too young, Yoyo."
"Eh?"
Seeing Youyou who was confused, the corners of Xiaolin's mouth raised slightly.
“Maybe it’s true as you said, except for the color and the amount of materials, men don’t know the difference between girls’ underwear.
However, because of this, who the owner of the underwear is becomes more important! Hey - that older sister who looks mature and sexy can actually wear such childish printed underwear - or something.
Or maybe - no, such an inconspicuous girl, but her underwear is so high-profile and bold - or something.
It is precisely because of this similar level that the desire for underwear is aroused. If you don't know who the owner is, it is no different from an ordinary rag. "
Xiao Lin spoke passionately and did not notice the increasingly disgusted looks in the girls' eyes.
Especially Megumin.
Having had her underwear stolen, she almost felt disgusted.
"Ah, ah?" Xiao Lin twitched his lips, looked at them and asked curiously: "Why is the atmosphere so awkward?"
Although he already knew why.
Aqua said decisively: "Hey, although Xiaolin has been shirking responsibility for the ring, he really did these things himself, right?"
"Looking at his passionate tone of talking, it's undeniable."
"Even after taking off the ring, it's better to hang our washed underwear in the room."
"I have taken note of Darkness-sama and Megumin-sama's suggestions, and will keep them in their respective rooms from now on."
They always made an agreement.
It's not good to be disliked like this. It seems that I accidentally went too far.
A dry cough.
"Ahem, let's not talk about my common sense." Xiao Lin raised the ring on his hand and said: "The problem now is the definition of acquaintance by the ring. This is a very important thing, if it is limited to people like you How can people who are close to me still accept it..."
"You can't accept it at all!"
Aqua yelled in frustration.
"Don't make excuses!"
Xiao Lin rubbed her tender cheeks desperately.
Has this guy forgotten that he came to harass him every night? It was much more extreme back then than it is now!
"all in all!"
Kobayashi let go of Aqua, who was yelling, and said, "If this definition includes everyone I know, then I might die socially."
You know, he is a famous social butterfly.
Although it is not the kind of close relationship between men and women, he is still very popular among women because he has successively defeated the cadres of the Demon King's Army and solved many complicated and trivial matters.
If it really develops like that, the consequences will be disastrous!
"I see."
Megumin nodded clearly and said with an evil smile on her face: "I will be regarded as a thorn in the side of all the women in Axel Town. No, if that's all, then that's okay."
"The worst outcome is that you might be arrested as an underwear thief, or accused of harassment," Darkness added.
That's right!
He can tolerate being treated like a lowly man, but he won't be grateful if he is arrested and sentenced!
Wiz said with some embarrassment: "But if the responsibility is passed to the ring..."
"But knowing this but doing nothing will definitely be considered intentional." Chris looked at him sympathetically and told the heartbreaking truth.
"In other words, if this continues, Mr. Kobayashi may be treated as a criminal suspect."
"Lord Xiaolin, you have become a criminal!"
Yuyou and Liuzi said this.
"That's enough, one by one, are you worried about me or gloating about my misfortune!" After Xiaolin broke down and shouted, he also sighed deeply and said: "Although I personally don't want to do it, this is the way it is. "
"I didn't accuse you unjustly. After all, you did commit a crime."
What the hell...!
Aqua's disgusted look almost made Xiaolin lose his temper.
This guy is really annoying.
He is always keen to poke others in the painful heel.
Xiao Lin rolled his eyes in displeasure and threatened: "I'm going to say something ugly ahead of you, so don't even think about severing the relationship!"
"……What do you mean?"
"If someone in the team is treated as a criminal suspect, you might be treated the same. In other words, you will be treated as a facilitator and despised by everyone!"
After he finished speaking, Aqua's face gradually turned ugly.
However, Daknis's cheeks were slightly rosy, and he twisted his body and said: "That means, we may be despised by everyone, right?"
"Hello……!"
"Wait a minute, I don't want to be treated like this!"
Before she could condemn the hopelessly perverted female knight, Megumin couldn't help shouting.
"I'll just say it."
Xiao Lin shrugged, and then said: "So, please give me a helping hand, okay?"
"Well..."
"Although I am very reluctant, this is the only way."
"Tsk."
So Aqua and the others chose to help.
So, what to do next? Although I have regained everyone's help, I really can't think of a specific way to make money.
Although he said he wanted to think about it and ran outside, in fact he had no clue at all and just came to the guild for dinner in a daze.
The guild is the center of the town, so you should be able to get some news here.
Xiao Lin sat in the corner of the guild.
Just as he was about to raise his hand to order, he saw the white piece of cloth in his right hand.
"Speaking of which, whose underwear was this time?" Xiao Lin sighed slightly and said, "In the end, I still couldn't return it to the other party, and still kept it in my pocket."
At this time, two people came over.
"Hey, Xiaolin, you seem to be in a lot of trouble."
"Dust and Keith...huh? Why can't I understand what you are talking about at all?"
Xiao Lin was slightly startled.
He thought about it carefully and it seemed that there was no trouble.
However, Dast waved his hands and said nonchalantly: "Don't act stupid there. Aren't you cursed to steal women's underwear every night?"
"What!? Why do you know?! Wait, wait, that's slander, that's slandering me! It's not every night, it's every full moon night. Wait a minute, who said it? I never told Better than others!"
Xiao Lin completely lost his language system because of his disordered mind.
If the news about him stealing underwear spreads, his reputation...!
Who is it?
Who is it? !
Dust was startled by Xiaolin's angry expression, but Keith said: "That's because——"
"Forget it, I can guess what happened without you having to tell me." Xiao Lin knew the reason without waiting for them to explain, and said first: "Anyway, it must be the fault of the stupid goddess. The romantic goddess with brain problems must be talking about something else."
After saying that, he collapsed and sat back on the stool, holding his head in his hands and letting out a cry of pain and depression.
"It's good now. No one has suffered yet, and I've already become notorious."
"...Well, how should I put it?"
"Although we may not be able to help you, if you need to pour out your troubles, we can help you. You have to hold on, Xiao Lin."
Dust and Keith patted Xiaolin on the shoulder, cheered him up, and then stood up and left.
I'm sure they feel sorry for themselves too.
But there was no way. The news that he was cursed must have spread in the guild. I guess other women would be scared and run away when they see him.
I worked so hard to accumulate reputation.
What an unexpected disaster.
Suddenly, a priestess who had met him occasionally appeared in Xiaolin's sight. However, the moment she saw Xiaolin, she immediately turned around and left in a panic.
It's only been a short time!
How could it spread so quickly!
Just as Xiaolin lowered his head gloomily, a soft and somewhat embarrassed voice came from behind.
"Mr. Xiaolin, can I bother you for a moment?"
"I'm really sorry! I'll find a way as soon as possible, please don't sue me!"
Xiaolin quickly clasped his hands together and begged for mercy.
Luna is the guild's treasure. If she accuses Xiaolin, she will be arrested by the security guards 100%, and there will be no room for defense.
"Ah——"
She waved her hands in panic and said, "No, it's not what you think. I just want to tell you something."
"Something?"
Xiao Lin raised his eyebrows.
Luna said with sympathy, "I heard something just now. It seems that things have become very serious."
"It's really not my fault. It's this ring...!"
"Actually, I don't doubt you."
"What?"
"I have worked here for a long time. No matter how weird the magic props are, I have been exposed to them. So Mr. Xiao Lin's ring did not cause me to panic."
She is worthy of being a famous counter lady in the guild.
Unlike the priestess just now, she ran away in panic the moment she saw her and did not dare to approach.
"Then, Luna, do you know how to take off this ring?"
"Well..."
Xiao Lin's question made Luna fall into deep thought for a long time. After thinking for a while, she said: "For magic props like this, there are people who are willing to charge 30 million Eris to remove it."
"After all, it still costs a lot of money. And the problem now is that even if I can come up with so much money, that guy hasn't come back, and there is no way to remove the curse." Xiao Lin is very resentful of a certain Duke of Hell.
"-Or if the maker's wish is fulfilled, it seems that it can also fall off naturally."
"The maker's wish?"
Luna's other idea surprised Xiao Lin a little.
But at the same time, he pouted his lips in disdain.
"What kind of wish can an LSP who steals underwear every month have? Steal underwear until he is satisfied? Don't be ridiculous! And when will this thing end? There is no time limit, right?!"
From the beginning.
Xiao Lin sneered at the idea of satisfying the wishes of the maker of magic props, and was very repulsive.
"In short, I won't fulfill any random wishes, and I won't fulfill such a lowly wish!"
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