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Chapter 692 The Color of Wisdom

"Okay, I understand."

Xiaolin looked at the stupid goddess unkindly and said: "Aqua, you want to fight with me, right? I will accept the challenge, you come out!"

"Hmph, Xiaolin is not as good as me! Okay, I'll send you to sleep with Eris!" Aqua, who was provoked, looked at Xiaolin with an unkind look on her face.

Wiz ran over quickly.

"Please, please calm down, you two!"

"Are you calm down? I treat you like a harem, but you treat me like a pervert!"

Xiaolin yelled unhappily.

"There is reincarnation in the way of heaven, no one will be spared by heaven." Huihui hummed: "But we are used to Xiaolin's gradual degeneration into perversion, so please throw it away as soon as possible."

"Eh? You mean the underwear? Why should I throw it away and return it to its original owner?"

Xiao Lin was a little confused.

It would be very urgent to lose this kind of intimate underwear, and it would be rude to the owner to throw it away rashly.

Hui Hui sighed slightly.

"The owner will be embarrassed."

"Embarrassed?"

"Well, it doesn't matter if I return it on the spot like before. Now that I've been carried in your arms and spread out and scrutinized for a long time, it's a bit..."

Not only she said this, but others also looked slightly embarrassed.

really.

If he had returned it secretly without being discovered, he would certainly not have been criticized. However, he did not say anything about it when he was discovered, but he spread it out in front of them and looked at it carefully.

In this way, even if the owner is found, he probably won't want it anymore.

Ah, what a big failure.

Xiao Lin quickly understood the meaning of this, but Aqua curled her lips and whispered: "Besides, I have no idea what method Xiao Lin used to ravage her behind his back."

"I didn't do anything! Hey, I was just being polite like a gentleman!"

"Eh...a gentleman who always holds his underwear in his hand?"

Aqua took a step back in disgust.

Damn it, you actually look at me like trash...

"No matter what, I must return these underwear to the original owner! I didn't want to steal them, and I really didn't do anything strange with them. My body is not afraid of shadows! So in order to prove myself His innocence, these underwear must be handed over to the owner!"

Xiaolin tightened his grip on his underwear.

"Wow————"

Aqua made a loud sound of disgust and said: "Xiaolin, I feel that your energy is in the wrong place. Doing this will cause a lot of trouble for others. Even if you hand it over to the owner with your own hands, no one will be happy. of."

"Don't listen or listen, you bastard chanting sutras!" Xiao Lin covered his ears, "This is related to my dignity! By the way, Aqua, if you are so resistant, these underwear shouldn't be yours, right?"

"No! You idiot Xiao Lin!"

Aqua knocked on Krillin's back.

But the more she acted like this, the more she felt there was something wrong.

Darkness also nodded, blushing and said: "I understand you, Xiaolin. I will be responsible for your dignity!"

"...I don't know what you are talking about."

"I mean, I'm responsible for your interests! Come on, come on! Just guess the color and shape of my underwear!"

The perverted female knight opened her arms.

Did this idiot understand the current situation? Besides, if he wanted to see her underwear, did he still need to steal and guess? Didn't he push her down and then pull off his pants?

But it also proves one thing.

These panties don't belong to Darkness.

At least as far as Xiao Lin knew, she didn't have this style of underwear.

"In short, we need to conduct an investigation first. After all, they say that intelligence search is the basis of the search."

"Ignore me!?"

Xiaolin turned a blind eye and made the perverted female knight moan again.

Youyou raised her hand and asked in a low voice with some embarrassment: "Do you have anything to do with me?"

"Huh? Youyou, you..."

"I wasn't in the mansion last night. I went out to live with Fu Nifla and Youdou Hui."

Ah, I remembered it.

Funevra and Yougohui helped them defeat the giant Varavi, and the three of them went out for a party at night to see them off. Megumin originally wanted to go, but this guy's magic power and physical strength were all exhausted, and there was nothing he could do. I can only stay at home and lie down.

"Me too."

"That, and me..."

Chris and Wiz raised their hands one after another.

"Of course you two are. After all, we have just arrived."

Xiao Lin nodded.

"So the owner of these underwear is - one of you three!"

He pointed at the team members.

"What are you doing? Why do you look like you can't stand it?"

"It's a shame that you can say such an obvious thing so proudly."

Megumin crossed her arms in disgust.

"Well, if you want to hear my compliments... wow! My admiration for your reasoning is like a torrential river, endless, and like the Yellow River overflowing, out of control..."

Damn it, you actually treated me like a monkey!

Xiao Lin twitched the corner of his mouth in displeasure.

Chris also came up and said, "Let me tell you, you can't find the owner like this, right?"

"Why?"

"Because she was just one of the many underwear that was stolen. Just change to something else, unless she has some reason to stick to that pair of underwear."

When she said this, Xiao Lin woke up.

Indeed, normally no one would come forward and admit that it was their own underwear, especially in the current situation in front of everyone.

If he was found out, he would definitely die socially on the spot, right?

"No, I can."

"You don't count!"

Xiaolin held down the perverted female knight who ran up and pretended to wear underwear to pretend to be the owner. This guy's brain was completely broken!

"And even if you are found out, all you have to do is refuse to admit it."

Wiz said the same thing.

Damn, the plan was thwarted so quickly.

"Well..."

"What's wrong, Megumin?"

"I'm not, I didn't, what's wrong?"

I don’t know why, but Megumin, who was cared about by Darkness, suddenly looked so excited.

Xiao Lin was deep in thought at this time.

"There's really no way. Then just make a sacrifice of the underwear I stole." He looked at the idiot goddess on the other side and said, "Hey, Aqua, your goddess is the best at this kind of thing. Bar?"

"How could I possibly sacrifice underwear for a day!"

"That's it... then, I have no choice but to activate it."

Xiao Lin sighed slightly.

He couldn't think of a way. Although the five-sighted omnipotence was very powerful, he couldn't see the object through the future like Barnier. Besides, he wanted to find the owner more because he wanted to see the other person's shy look. Since he couldn't find it, It doesn't matter when you get there.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute!"

"...What's wrong, Megumin?"

Xiao Lin's right hand, which was about to throw away his underwear, was hugged by the little Loli.

"Xiaolin, do you think it's appropriate?" Huihui said quickly: "If you just do it hastily, you still won't be able to take off the label of pervert."

"Of course I don't want to either."

"Besides, burning underwear or something is equivalent to destroying a corpse and eradicating traces, isn't it? Xiaolin's self-esteem will never approve of such behavior! I firmly believe this from the bottom of my heart!"

"Ah, you still understand me."

Xiao Lin nodded.

This matter does not necessarily require finding the owner, but if the underwear is destroyed in his own hands, it is more of a sign of defeat, so he is so reluctant.

"Ahem, so I have a suggestion——"

"As expected, you still want me to find the owner of the underwear, right?"

"What stupid things are you talking about!"

Megumin yelled.

What does she want? Xiao Lin, who is thinking like this, listens carefully to her thoughts.

"Why don't we just put the underwear here and wait for the owner to come and get it? Everyone will be happy, right?"

"No, you can't do that."

"Varied……!"

Megumin didn't seem to expect Xiaolin to say this, but he said very seriously: "Although I didn't mean to do it, it is a fact that I stole the underwear. As a gentleman, I only want to return the underwear to Zhao with my own hands, and I will apologize!"

"I really don't know whether I should admire you or be speechless towards you."

Darkness held her forehead and sighed.

Xiaolin was unusually serious in some aspects, and she didn't know what to say.

Aqua curled her lips in dissatisfaction and shouted: "That's almost it. Is it almost time for dinner? I'm so hungry that my chest is pressed against my back. Hurry up and have dinner!"

"You should think of something, you stupid goddess!"

"Don't be mean to me! And I don't want to think about it, because thinking about it gives me a splitting headache."

Xiao Lin really wanted to punch her.

"Really? Then we can only raise money."

"That's what you should have done from the beginning."

"I'm going to say something ugly first. If I can't borrow the money, I will embezzle the team's public funds."

"Eh...?"

"Aren't we always here like this? The debt you owed when you destroyed the city wall, the debt you owed for destroying the church, the debt you owed for purifying the hot springs, the debt owed to the Red Devil - we! Didn't let you! Alone! Be responsible for it alone. ! Everyone! We love each other! Don’t you?

"Woooooo~~~"

Aqua immediately didn't know what to do.

Xiaolin rolled his eyes and said, "So, Goddess Aqua, please introduce me to some big bosses."

"I know! I'll just help you! No, it's my little girl who is willing to do whatever it takes!" Aqua immediately cowardly agreed to help. She was quite shameless.

Forget it, as long as she knows what's going on.

Seeing this scene, Chris sighed sincerely: "I don't think I want to join this kind of team in my life."

"Second."

Wiz also nodded slightly.

————

"Then, Aqua, come first, and I'll start asking questions from you."

Xiaolin said this to the stupid goddess.

"What color do you prefer?"

"Isn't your question too childish? Are you thinking that girls should wear whatever color underwear they like... or something like that?"

Aqua covered her mouth, as if she looked down on Xiaolin.

He rolled his eyes angrily.

"Don't interrupt, just tell me!"

"Isn't it obvious at a glance? I am the goddess of water."

"Okay, I understand. Is it the color of sewage?"

"Yes! No! Yes! It's aqua blue! Take a good look at my clear eyes and the color of my hair! My whole body exudes the aura of the goddess of water, okay!"

Yeah, it's the color of wisdom.

But it's the other way around.

Aqua crossed her arms and spat unhappily: "Let me tell you, those eyes that are muddy and rotten are Xiaolin's eyes, right?"

"Let me tell you, Aqua, the color of the water is almost transparent."

"...Eh?"

"Speaking of which, the lake water overflowing with bacteria is the color you have. And it's also accompanied by a strong rancid smell."

Xiao Lin raised the corners of his mouth viciously.

He was just teasing her, but the stupid goddess was flustered by this and kept sniffing her body.

"Eh? Do I really stink?! But I take a good bath every day!"

"You really should smell it."

Xiaolin sighed.

The stupid goddess definitely doesn't stink, and she will exude a fresh fragrance all over her body. He can guarantee this.

"Actually, no matter if you are turbid or rotten, or even if you emit a pungent smell, now is not the time to talk about this!"

"It's spicy, it's spicy for your eyes?!"

"Ah, really, let's not talk about this anymore. Your favorite color is aqua blue, right?"

Xiaolin has decided to end the topic quickly and move on to the next step.

However, Aqua didn't reply to his inquiry, and ran to Megumin's side and asked quickly: "Hey, Megumin, do I have any weird smell on me?"

"No, it doesn't smell like anything."

"Can you just listen to what people say!"

Xiao Lin angrily hit her on the head.

But how to explain Aqua's attitude?

Although it is possible that she was deliberately pretending to be very flustered in order to change the topic of underwear, but I really can't imagine that the intelligence of the stupid goddess could play such a trick.

This idiot Nizi is, to a certain extent, extremely straightforward.

Anyway, write it down first and then ask.

"Then it's Megumin's turn."

"Let me tell you first, you will be cursed if you pry into the Red Demon's underwear."

Megumin struck a strange pose.

But in Xiao Lin's opinion, she just said that deliberately because of shyness. So he waved his hand nonchalantly.

"Oh, if you can curse, you can curse me as much as you want. Anyway, I have already been cursed by the ring, and there is nothing to be afraid of if there is another one."

"Tsk, you really broke the pot."

Megumin sighed loudly in displeasure.

Xiaolin understood her feelings when being investigated about her underwear, but that wasn't the problem now.

He picked up the panties spread out in front of him.

"Okay, Megumin. Can you please answer whether these are your underwear."

"You are too straight! Please do the same as you asked Aqua and ask me my favorite color!"

Megumin took a step back holding her shoulders.

Xiao Lin spread his hands and said, "Forget it - reasoning is too troublesome."

"I understand the truth, but please put yourself in the respondent's shoes and think about his feelings!" Huihui retorted loudly.

Darkness also agreed: "That said, Megumin is still a little girl who is still in bloom. You have to understand her delicate girlish heart."

Do you think she cares about Huihui?

No!