I like traveling the most

Adventurers Guild.

The place was still bustling with people, and there was an endless stream of pedestrians coming and going, but they consciously did not come to disturb.

Only some of the passing counter clerk ladies couldn't help but pick up the cute little Aqua in their arms and rub her hard, making the stupid goddess scream.

It’s true that I don’t know how blessed I am.

Sato Kazuma was very jealous of this and wanted to replace him. Unfortunately, as soon as he opened his mouth, he scared away those cute counter ladies and was punished by Xiaolin's knife.

"Haha... my hands are almost giving out."

Sato Kazuma shook his sore arm and couldn't help but complain: "How much do you like to lift high..."

"Seeing that happy smiling face will make me more motivated." Kobayashi also sighed: "That said, my arms are almost reaching their limit."

Aqua, who had become smaller, was now extremely energetic. Not only Sato Kazuma, but even Kobayashi was forced to play with her. And compared to the 'eldest' sister in the guild, Aqua prefers Kobayashi and Sato Kazuma to play with her.

The body felt very hard, but at the same time, other people in the guild also understood that this was not Sato Kazuma, but the willful request of little Aqua, and the reputation improved for a while.

"Liu Zi, I'll leave it to you next."

"Please leave it to me, Master Xiaolin."

Although it is embarrassing to leave physical work to a maid, Ryuuzi is a doll and will not feel tired. Before Sato Kazuma and Kobayashi recover, she can play with little Aqua. If she can get her It would be better if the energy is exhausted.

"It's far from enough. It's really disappointing~"

During the handover, little Aqua curled her lips. This guy was so pampered that he was completely carried away. No, maybe the parenting method is wrong.

Seeing that Xiaolin also felt tired, Sato Kazuma suggested thoughtfully: "Well, it's time to go back and rest, right?"

He was obviously seeking Xiaolin's opinion, but——

"I don't want to! It's rare to come to the guild, there must be something you have to do, right?" The little idiot goddess's natural look made the two grown men feel a little uncomfortable.

Could it be...

Aqua shouted loudly: "Go and accept the mission! Let me show you that even if your body becomes smaller, you can still show off your talents!"

Is it really as expected?

After this guy became smaller, his willfulness and confidence increased inexplicably. By the way, does she know her current situation? How dare she insist on doing the task?

"I'm talking about you!"

"What does it matter, Senior Xiaolin? Since she is so confident, let her do the task."

Hey, Sato-kun, didn’t you just say you felt tired? And that sinister smile of yours is telling you that you have some bad intentions. Like this, like this...how could it not make people want to be together!

Xiao Lin also showed the same sinister smile.

Even so, they won't do any difficult tasks. At this time, they can just return to their true nature to defeat the toads and satisfy little Aqua's willfulness.

Then--

She was eaten by a giant toad.

Even because it became smaller, it became easier to be swallowed, and the giant toad was conquered by Sato Kazuma alone. The rescued little Aqua cried loudly, and when she was tired of crying, she lay on Xiaolin's back and fell asleep.

No different than before.

I thought she would be more honest after being punished, but in the end it was them who suffered.

Sato Kazuma looked at the idiot goddess who had finished her fuss and sighed: "Oh... what a big mistake. Really, she herself was sleeping soundly on Kobayashi-senpai's back."

"Really, what else do you say, 'Let me show you what you can do even if your body becomes smaller!' Because the monster was so big, it ran away in fear, cried, and was swallowed by the giant toad in the end?" "Xiao Lin also complained after a long time.

"I think it's Mr. Kobayashi's fault for not protecting Mr. Aqua. It's the responsibility of parents to protect their children, but Mr. Kobayashi didn't take the responsibility, didn't he?"

"Who is her father?"

Xiao Lin complained to Liu Zi. He didn't know what happened to the doll maid recently. Her maternal instinct was getting stronger and stronger. Is there such a setting in the program?

But she is a doll, will she still have children?

"Uh-huh~~Huh, uh--"

Little Aqua's breathing sounds continued one after another.

Xiao Lin sighed: "Seeing such a cute sleeping face, my soul seems to be purified."

"Cute is cute." Sato Kazuma sighed: "But when I think of her as Aqua, I don't have that idea anymore."

The stupid goddess is really a goddess if she doesn't speak, but once she opens her mouth, her silly aura will hit her face, completely destroying her temperament, making people love and hate her.

"I found you! Sato Kazuma! Kobayashi!"

Suddenly, a roar came from behind.

A cheerful and handsome guy with a magic sword on his waist and wearing jet black armor ran over angrily, scolding and questioning him as soon as he opened his mouth.

"What the hell is going on with that rumor!"

"What!...Fake sword, if you make too much noise, this guy will be woken up by you."

"It's me who wields the sword!"

Mitsurugi Kyouya was even more annoyed with Sato Kazuma who couldn't remember his name, and his roar was deafening.

Shouldn't this guy be enjoying defeating the Demon King's army in the capital now and enjoying the fruits of victory? How could he appear here? He is really haunted.

Mikoto Hibiki looked at the little Aqua on Kobayashi's back and said in disbelief: "Compared to that... that child who looks exactly like Aqua, could it be...!"

"Ah, this is because of the magic tool."

"Uh! So it's true... You used the magic tool to turn Aqua into a child and re-educated her according to your own preferences... Such a rumor!"

"Huh?! What the hell is that!!!"

Sato Kazuma couldn't help but roar. Sure enough, did that guy Ju Gaogao still cause unnecessary misunderstandings? This rumor sounds too exaggerated.

Besides, with Aqua's personality, she should be educated better than a child or an adult.

...Use the way you train a dog.

Mikoto Hibiki's eyes widened: "You guys' existence will have a bad influence on Aqua! Hurry up, hand Aqua over to me!"

Although he looked like a lackey for Aqua's good, Kobayashi felt that he had some improper thoughts about the girl-like Aqua.

Bad things, enough to be arrested.

"It's really unbearable. He's only acting like a father now. This child is ours! It's the child that Kobayashi and I raised together! We will never give it to him!"

"Hey, hey, hey, don't make it so complicated, Ms. Ryuko!"

I never expected that besides being a sharp-tongued person, Ryuko actually had this side. She turned a simple matter into a complicated family ethics drama. Yuken Hibiki was so angry that he trembled.

"Wu~~~ It's so noisy..."

Maybe the quarrel was too loud and woke up the sleeping little Aqua.

"By the way, Ms. Ryuko." Sato Kazuma asked unconsciously, "Just now you said that you and Kobayashi raised the child. Am I not a human being?"

"Please ask yourself the reason, Mr. Sato Kazuma."

"Wait..."

"Sato Kazuma, are you listening to me?!"

While he and Ryuko were discussing whether he was a human being, Yuken Hibiki couldn't stand it anymore.

"Ah, I'm so annoying! Xiaolin, put me down for a while!"

"Sorry, did I wake you up?"

Xiaolin put little Aqua down.

Mikoto Hibiki came up quickly and said with concern: "Aqua-sama! Are you okay? Aqua-sama, let me raise her properly!"

"——GodBlow!!!"

"Uh ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Aqua's unceremonious divine fist hit Mikoto Hibiki's handsome face hard, and he fell to the ground and couldn't get up again.

"Waking up a sleeping child will be punished by God!"

The stupid goddess snorted coldly, without even looking at the magic sword hero who fainted on the ground, and lay on Xiaolin's back again.

"Let's go home."

"Oh, oh..."

Poor Mikoto Hibiki, no matter how he showed his kindness to the stupid goddess, he was not accepted.

Evening.

"Is dinner not ready yet? I'm hungry!"

"Wait a little longer. Sato-kun is making you a dinner filled with love."

Kobayashi touched Aqua's head, and her long blue hair felt very smooth.

Originally, Ryu and Kobayashi prepared dinner every night, but today Sato Kazuma said he would cook by himself. I don't know if the sun is rising from the west.

"Really?! Kazuma, too, you don't have to do it so specially for me~"

She said this, but her face was full of smiles.

"Don't say you added love or something without permission! Whether it's love or fatherly love, there's none of it!" Sato Kazuma shouted, "Senior Kobayashi, dinner is ready, help me bring it over."

"Here it is!"

Kobayashi got up and went to the kitchen, brought out Sato Kazuma's special dinner, and placed it in front of little Aqua: "Sorry for the wait! Sato-kun named it, the Lost Child's Extreme Game Meal! Please enjoy it!"

"Ahhh! It's delicious! Mr. Kazuma, thank you!"

Little Aqua showed an innocent and happy smile.

Sato Kazuma staggered out of the kitchen, holding his forehead and sighing: "Ah... I'm much more tired today than usual."

"Because I usually take care of you problem children." Kobayashi looked at him with amusement: "By the way, I thought you, Sato-kun, would serve dark dishes, but I didn't expect it to be so normal."

"If you do that, Aqua might make a mess, so you'd better make a normal dinner."

"Indeed."

This is definitely not because Aqua has become smaller, Sato Kazuma has a loving heart, etc. He just doesn't want to bother with it and is afraid that Aqua will make trouble for him again, so he didn't make dark dishes.

As expected of him.

"Forget it, I'll eat quickly and then go to rest."

Sato Kazuma is much more tired than usual.

Aqua yelled, "I want to sleep too, spread the blanket here!"

"Aren't you going to sleep in the room? Don't you think it's too empty in the living room?"

"Kobayashi, Kazuma, and Ryu, you all have to sleep together. Maybe it's because my body has become smaller, and I can't sleep alone because I'm lonely. So, you have to accompany me!"

"...Huh?"

Four people sleeping together?

If Huihui was here, she would definitely think it's inappropriate, and Darkness would probably have some terrible delusions like "If you make a sound, everyone will wake up."

"I refuse! I'm very tired today, and I want to have a good sleep alone."

Sato Kazuma decisively refused.

Unfortunately, Aqua is not so easy to talk to. Her willfulness index is also rising rapidly after she became smaller.

"I don't want it! Everyone should sleep together!!! Otherwise, I will never sleep!"

Her puffed mouth tells of her stubbornness.

It seems that persuasion is useless.

There is no choice but to sleep together.

Pull out the quilt in the room and make the bed in the living room. Aqua insists on sleeping in the middle, so the order is Sato Kazuma on the left, Kobayashi next, then Aqua, and Ryuko on the right.

"Then... good night everyone!"

"Good night."

Kobayashi responded.

At the same time, Ryuko also said: "Sato Kazuma-sama, you should know that I don't need to sleep, so if you want to do something to Aqua-sama, I won't pretend not to see it."

"Don't worry, Ryuko, Kazuma doesn't have the courage... Huh, huh——"

Aqua uttered this sentence that hurt Sato Kazuma, and then fell asleep quickly. As for the injured Sato Kazuma...

"Hiss, huh-hiss, huh-"

He was completely asleep.

It seems that Aqua was more noisy than usual today, which made him very tired. Even Kobayashi, a LV8 adventurer, felt a little tired, not to mention Sato Kazuma, a mid-level adventurer.

...Forget it, let's go to sleep.

The next day.

"Eh——————!"

Early in the morning, Aqua screamed deafeningly just like the day before.

"It hurts!"

Then Sato Kazuma was kicked.

The stupid goddess shrank behind Kobayashi and said in fear: "Why is Kazuma here? Finally discovered my charm as a goddess, can't control yourself?"

"I really don't want to be told by you who has always had the experience of night raiding Kobayashi senior!"

The painful Sato Kazuma covered his stomach. The stupid goddess had top attributes except luck and intelligence. He almost went to see Eris with this kick.

Liu Zi asked in surprise, "What happened suddenly? Wasn't it Aqua-sama who said we should sleep together? Could it be that Aqua-sama is like those heartless men, who would not recognize anyone after removing the ruthlessness and putting on pants? I didn't expect Aqua-sama to be such a person."

"How could I say that!"

Aqua denied loudly, and her clear and stupid eyes didn't seem to be lying. It seems that she doesn't remember what happened during her infantile period.

"Okay, don't get excited Aqua."

Kobayashi held down the somewhat flustered stupid goddess, and then told her what happened yesterday.

"So that's what happened."

Aqua nodded, and smiled foolishly and indifferently: "Anyway, it's over now that we've returned to our original state! Okay, now let's go drink some celebratory bubble wine!"

"I always feel that... Aqua hasn't changed much, whether as an adult or a child."

"I told you. Aqua's IQ hasn't changed much since she was a child, so there's no change from before to now."

"Yeah."

Sato Kazuma and Kobayashi sighed at the same time.

After that, Aqua drank more bubble wine than usual, using the excuse that she didn't get to drink bubble wine yesterday.

And someone knew from where that Aqua turned into a little girl because of Wiz's potion, and then those very bad potions were also bought by some nobles with strange habits.

Congratulations, congratulations.