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Chapter 538 Be my enemy and be prepared to have your underwear stolen

Question: How many steps does it take to defeat Mitsurugi Kyouya?

Answer: Two steps.

The first step is to use the [Stealing] skill to steal the magic sword Gramo; the second step is to use the [Binding] skill to completely imprison him.

He is easier to deal with than an elephant.

Seeing Mitsurugi Kyouya whimpering with his mouth covered by the rope and twisting on the ground like an insect, [Kazuma Sato], who was carrying the magic sword on his shoulder, let out a big sigh.

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"You, obviously you lost because the magic sword was accidentally stolen, but after such a long time, you haven't prepared any corresponding countermeasures. To be honest, you should just stop calling yourself the magic sword hero and change it to You can become a hero who loses his sword, or you can become a hero who loses his face."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Being ridiculed, Mitsurugi Kyouya kept struggling, and even one who didn't need all eyes could guess that he was saying that there was no fair fight.

Come on, that's fair enough.

First of all, this was a battle under the command of the female knight Kureya. Secondly, Kobayashi did not use underhand tricks but used skills openly. The last one was a sword master and the other was an adventurer. It would be better to say that Kobayashi was the weaker one. .

"Okay, that's it."

Xiao Lin ignored the fact that he was still twisting desperately, blocking out the overflowing thoughts of wanting to do it again, clapped his hands and came to Princess Alice, whose eyes were shining with admiration on her face.

The weak defeat the strong, no matter which world it is in, it is something worthy of praise. Not to mention that one is the third in the kingdom and the other is an ordinary adventurer, and the adventurer is not using his own body.

Xiao Lin wanted to touch Alice's head, but after realizing that it was not his own body, he suddenly froze in mid-air. Alice took the initiative to take his hand and put it on her head.

"So good, so good."

"Hey hey hey."

A brother and a sister smiled happily.

On the contrary, the female knight on the side widened her eyes in disbelief. She could not understand that Sato Kazuma could win easily.

"It's a lie..."

"It's a pity. It's a fact."

"You must be playing some trick!"

"No! You are also the referee of this competition after all. Please be fair to me."

Indeed, the shocking turnaround of the originally useless scum was eye-catching, but Sato Kazuma has done too many evil things, and even with this wave of handsome operations, he cannot bring back his own evaluation.

"It's really unbelievable. Are you really the Sato Kazuma I know?"

"W-What are you talking about? I am Kazuma Sato."

"No, the Sato Kazuma I know should be more scumbag and lewd."

"Can't I change my mind?"

"How is that possible! Sato Kazuma is a real scumbag. Even if the world is destroyed, he will not change his nature. He is that kind of man!"

"...Hehehe, thank you."

Is there anyone who praises people like this? If I heard it, I would definitely be moved to tears.

I don’t know if it’s because the contrast is too great, or if the female knight Kureya is too malicious towards Sato Kazuma, and she doesn’t believe the Sato Kazuma in front of her. But I have to say, she guessed it right.

Alice tugged at her sleeve.

"Kureya, I..."

"Oh ho? What do you mean, the female knight, do you want to duel with me? Yes, you can. I am a real scumbag and believe in equality between men and women, so even if I am Miss Kureya, I will show my true skills. "

As he spoke, Xiaolin's fingers shook back and forth.

Although she couldn't learn the essence of Sato Kazuma, her similar fingering techniques, obscene smile, and scumbag temperament immediately made the female knight's cheeks turn red and she tightened her legs.

"You, you guy, do you still want to steal, steal my... my..."

"Hmph, that's right. If you want to be my enemy, you have to have your consciousness stolen. If that doesn't matter, I can accompany you at any time."

"Despicable, scum, devil!"

"Thanks for the compliment."

Kureya protected Alice tightly, as if Sato Kazuma could make the princess pregnant just by looking at her, and she already regarded him as a walking beast.

No, it seems like you used too much force.

Xiao Lin originally planned to restore the image of his companion, but now his excessive force seems to be even more disgusting to others. But the princess's eyes shone brightly, and she seemed to be surprised by Xiaolin's vivid disguise... Wait, she should know that this is a disguise, not Xiaolin's true nature.

"Your Highness Alice, please return to the palace quickly! If you stay with this man and breathe the same air, you will get pregnant!"

"Don't slander me wantonly, I don't have the ability to exaggerate like that!"

"Run quickly, Your Highness Alice!"

"Give me a moment!"

Kureya took Alice's hand and turned around and ran towards the palace. Xiaolin was afraid that she would go back and tell some nonsense rumors and cause unnecessary misunderstandings, so he hurriedly followed. Only Mitsurugi Kyouya, who was still bound, was left.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu————?"

He whimpered desperately, trying to attract the attention of the three people who had gone away, but his voice was too low and he was not heard, so he was abandoned here.

Return to the palace.

Kureya didn't talk randomly. She was also confused about Sato Kazuma's defeat of Mitsurugi Kyouya and was in confusion. Therefore, after sending Alice back to the palace, she didn't know where she ran.

Xiaolin took Alice's hand and returned to the palace.

On the way, he felt dizzy.

"Woo."

"What's wrong, brother."

Alice looked at him with concern, and Xiaolin smiled and touched her head.

"It's okay, just a little dizzy."

It should be that the time limit of the artifact has expired, which lasts for about 2 hours. It has to be said that the exchange time is too short. I don't know if the noble with bad intentions knows about this. If he doesn't know, and he exchanges while doing bad things... That picture is too beautiful, Xiaolin dare not think about it.

As expected.

The dizziness is a reminder that the exchange effect is about to expire. As soon as Xiaolin returned to the palace, he exchanged with Sato Kazuma.

The method of extending the time is currently unknown. It is better to say that I don't know if there is a way to extend it or simply fix it. Even Xiaolin's powerful mental power cannot extend the time. It is worthy of being an artifact.

But it is not just that.

The terrible thing about this artifact is that if one person dies during the exchange, then they will be exchanged permanently. A weak body becomes strong, a poor family becomes rich, and a woman without luck becomes a wife and concubines.

Body, life, gender, family background, all can be exchanged as long as you want.

It can be regarded as an alternative immortality.

Telling Sato Kazuma about defeating Yuken Hibiki again made this scum who always said he wanted to be a runaway winner very happy.

Of course, Kobayashi also told the story of teasing Kureya, and this operation of lowering the impression score not only did not make Sato Kazuma complain, but made him say that he did a good job. It seems that he has been suffering from the female knight for a long time and has long wanted to find an opportunity to retaliate. This time, he found her weakness, and the scum Kazuma will definitely not let it go.

In the evening, the banquet began.

Sato Kazuma was low-key in the corner of the venue. He was beaten to death by the dog-headed man and he really didn't have the face to jump out and show off, so he wisely reduced his conspicuousness.

The other team members were circling in the venue.

Aqua carefully held a bottle of bubble wine in her hand, which was the reward for the team this time. Yes, just this bottle of bubble wine. Because everyone else was surrounded and had no time to spare, she decided on behalf of the team to give the reward as sparkling wine.

When Kobayashi found out about this, the stupid goddess smiled foolishly, which made Kobayashi angry and amused, but he couldn't punish her.

Anyway, there was no reward to ask for this time, so he just let her do it.

Sato Kazuma was also very angry when he saw that the team's reward was sparkling wine, but he couldn't say anything since he didn't contribute much in this battle. However, he said that this was the result of the team's efforts, and this bottle of wine should be enjoyed by everyone, but the stupid goddess refused and took the reward on the grounds that she made no one die in this battle, and hurriedly ran away.

In the venue, there were small groups formed around particularly active adventurers everywhere. Then the nobles who were not in the small groups also talked about this battle.

"Oh, this battle was won so easily! The most important thing is the active performance of the team led by Lord Dustinis!"

"That's right! Lord Dustinis blocked the enemy's attack with one hand, Lord Kobayashi rushed into the enemy camp and mowed down the enemy without any comparison, Lord Aqua easily purified a large number of undead monsters and instantly healed any serious injuries, and Lord Megumin and Lord Youyou gave the Demon King's army the final blow when they were about to retreat! With them here, maybe even defeating the Demon King won't be a problem!"

"Indeed, they can fight to a draw even against the Demon King! What's more, I heard that they have already buried many Demon King's army cadres. It really lives up to their reputation. Awesome..."

The compliments from the crowd continued.

No wonder it is said that nobles are the most flattering people. In their mouths, Aqua and several problem children have become heroes who save the world.

Sato Kazuma, who was listening to this in the corner, curled his lips. These people seem to have missed one just now...

"Hey, look over there."

"That's him. That guy is the one that Lady Kureya said, the guy who only knows how to talk."

"I heard that his profession is the weakest adventurer, and his level is not high either."

"That man is just very good at pleasing others. I heard that he wanted to please Princess Alice before and planned to move into the castle. And when he was selling products--"

Okay, they are talking about themselves.

It's just that it's not praise and compliment, but arbitrary and irresponsible talk, which makes Sato Kazuma angry and annoyed.

A well-known e-sports coach once said that losing everything is wrong, and his current situation is no different from losing.

"Why are you still here?"

At this time, someone suddenly spoke to Sato Kazuma, who was alone.

It was Kureya.

This is obviously a party venue, but she still wears a white suit without understanding the style. Seeing Sato Kazuma's dead eyes, Kureya covered her chest.

"What do you want to do?"

"I can't do anything. This is a meeting place. What can I do?"

He rolled his eyes unhappily.

What on earth does this guy think he is? Besides, even if he wants to cover it, he should cover the lower part, not the chest. By the way, with her luck, can she defend it?

Sato Kazuma had an idea to try.

"We will ask Sir Dustinis, the guest of honor tonight, and several other distinguished guests to stay in the city overnight. You can go back."

"...Are you being too rude to me?"

He understood why Kureya was angry.

He was clamoring to make a dazzling performance on the battlefield, but he was beaten to death by the dog-headed men. However, he defeated Yuki Yui in a few moves, which naturally made Kureya, who was already unhappy with him, even more unhappy.

But the person who defeated Yuki Yui was not me, but Senior Kobayashi!

Sato Kazuma felt bitter in his mouth. He suddenly found that defeating Yuki Yui again did not seem to be so worth being happy about.

However, if Kobayashi was here, he would definitely think that his last move was too extreme, which made Kureya target Sato Kazuma like this.

"Not only did you fail to arrest the chivalrous thief, you also didn't achieve any results this time... I can't stand it, you are really just a mouth. I heard that when you defeated the Demon King's army cadres, it was Mr. Kobayashi and the magician who dealt the final blow to the cadres?"

"My job is to support them! Do you know what a supporter is? Also, although I was beaten to death by the kobolds, I defeated Mitsurugi Hibiki, you saw it too!"

"You...!"

Kureya clenched her hands.

Sato Kazuma's shortcoming is that he always speaks without thinking when he is forced into a corner, which makes the female knight even more angry.

"You must be playing dirty tricks!"

"No! Why are you targeting me so much!"

"That's because it wasn't you at all! Anyway, you definitely can't defeat Mr. Mitsurugi Hibiki!"

"Hey..."

Kureya's unreasonable behavior is too much like Aqua and the others. Sato Kazuma knows that no matter what he says now, he will not be recognized.

"Speaking of Mr. Kobayashi. You already have enough money, right? Can you please quit the team and live a leisurely life in that town?"

What did she say out of the blue?

"I agree with my living a leisurely life, but is it really okay? If I'm not here, the burden on Mr. Kobayashi's shoulders will be heavier, and there will be no one to discipline those problem children." Sato Kazuma threatened slightly.

Kobayashi is often not at home, and Aqua and the others are always in trouble. If Sato Kazuma is not here, Axel will probably be blown up.

Kureya didn't care: "Don't worry about this. The kingdom will send better people to replace your role in the team. Don't worry, it will definitely be your replacement."

This guy...!

He just didn't catch the chivalrous thief, was beaten to death by the dog-headed men, defeated Yukihime Mitsurugi, and stole her underwear, but he targeted me like this.

"I hope you leave the capital tomorrow. There is no place for you here. If you want to stay here, we will take strong measures to drive you out. However, you can continue to stay and enjoy this party today... Well, if your achievements are enough for you to enjoy this party." Seeing the female knight's smug and arrogant attitude, the string of reason in Sato Kazuma's head was completely broken. "Steal——!" He used his magic skills without hesitation and stole the most important clothes of the female knight. "I will go back today. But you can continue to stay and enjoy this party, if you insist on staying in a vacuum. Hahaha——" He turned the white triangle fabric with his index finger, raised his head and laughed, and walked out of the venue very coolly, leaving behind the female knight who covered her lower body, feeling embarrassed and annoyed.

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