I like traveling the most

When everyone thought that Sylvia was going to kill, she collapsed with a bang in the next second.

She fell to the ground with a muffled sound, and a huge smoke was raised, covering the sky and everyone's sight.

"Wow!"

Covering their mouths and noses to resist the strong wind, everyone dared not move until everything returned to calm.

There were heated shouts outside, but the center of the battlefield seemed to have been paused and fell into a strange silence.

Until Xiaolin walked up and kicked Sylvia's face, there was still no response. The others finally confirmed that Sylvia, the Demon King Army cadre who was still clamoring to destroy the Red Demon Village, had been killed.

Why did this happen?

The dead Sylvia still had her eyes wide open and was still in shock. Obviously, she didn't expect that she would die so easily. The magician killer who merged with her under her was still trembling slightly. The title of [Weapon to Destroy the World] was like a joke.

Is this metal-like tail really a weapon that can destroy the world? Is it really a magician killer? Even if it is boasting, it is too weak to be defeated in an instant.

I can't help but start to doubt whether the forbidden area of ​​the Crimson Demons is exaggerated, but seeing the Crimson Demons running around, it doesn't seem to be fake. That is to say, the cadres of the Demon King's Army were really defeated so easily?

"Hey, hey, hey, you can't do that?"

"What's wrong, Kazuma, you look constipated, do you want to go to the toilet?"

"No!"

"It hurts!"

Sato Kazuma hit the stupid goddess' head, and when he saw her screaming in pain, he finally confirmed that he was not hallucinating, but in reality.

Darkness also asked curiously: "What's wrong, Kazuma, is there something wrong?"

"Nothing is wrong, but... um... how should I say it... this... that..."

He held it in for a long time and didn't say anything. Compared with before, his expression now looks more like he is constipated and wants to go to the toilet.

"It's too easy."

"Yes, that's it!"

Finally, it was only after Huihui's reminder that Sato Kazuma's face showed a sense of joy.

"I say, everyone. Aren't the Demon King's Army cadres super strong, like Beldia, Vanir, Hans, etc.? Don't we always survive and barely defeat the enemy in the end? Isn't it too easy this time? It's so easy that I think it's a trick. Is Silvia really defeated? Is she faking her death?"

"... What do you want to say, Kazuma?"

"Look! Under normal circumstances, Silvia should summon the Demon King's Army to wreak havoc and set the entire Crimson Demon Village on fire. It would be best to eliminate more than half of the Crimson Demons as predicted, until they are on the verge of extinction. Then we gather the remaining Crimson Demons, find a way to deal with Silvia, work together to win the victory, and finally end it with Megumin's explosion magic... This is our usual routine, right!"

"In that case, the Crimson Demon Village will be completely gone, Mr. Kazuma! Everyone in the Crimson Demon Village should not have offended Mr. Kazuma, right?"

Youyou was so anxious that she almost cried.

Unlike Huihui, who always remembers her compatriots in her heart, Youyou values ​​everyone in the Crimson Demon Village, so if she can avoid the ending that Sato Kazuma said, she is very happy to accept it.

"You, this is not an adventure story in a fantasy world."

"Do you want to relax or work hard? I don't understand what Kazuma is thinking."

"Is it because you can't bear to part with Silvia?"

Aqua and others complained one after another.

Ryushi took the opportunity to say venomously: "It must be that Lord Sato has been with the enemy for too long and has been well served by that pair of exaggerated breasts, so he can't bear to part with her. Even if you have the characteristics of Princess Peach, you still remember your original intention? I have a new respect for you."

"No! What's the matter with this venomous tongue, are you hinting at me?"

Sato Kazuma denied loudly.

Besides, Silvia is a synthetic beast, originally a man, and when he was taken away, he almost lost his chastity. How could he be reluctant to part with her?

"Who understands what you are talking about."

Kobayashi rolled his eyes.

This guy always resisted and wanted to escape, but he really wanted to experience the feeling of winning after the adventurer war. It was just that every time he was confronted with the Demon King's army cadres by mistake, and he killed the enemy half-heartedly without preparation time, and he had no chance to enjoy it.

This time was almost the same.

There was no preparation time, and the result was the same, but there was no room for him to appear. Therefore, his mentality was a little unbalanced, and he subconsciously had doubts about the easy victory.

To put it simply, he was used to hard times and never thought of such a wonderful start, but unfortunately no one cheered for him.

Kobayashi kicked Silvia away who was in the way.

"Okay, forget about her, we have other things to do."

"Shouldn't we tell the Crimson Demons that the Demon King's army has been defeated to calm them down?"

"Why would I do that?"

"Huh?"

"I specifically let Silvia break into the forbidden area and cause chaos in the Crimson Demon Village so that I could take the opportunity to cause trouble. How could I be so kind as to calm them down?"

The unexpected statement shocked everyone.

Aqua didn't care. She squatted aside and poked the cold Sylvia's cheek with her fingers, planning to strike before the enemy was cold enough.

The rest of the people couldn't accept it. Only Sato Kazuma seemed to understand something. He swallowed and turned to look at the destroyed hangar.

"Could it be that...Senior Xiaolin is eyeing the weapons of the Red Devil Village?"

Like several of their problem children, Xiao Lin actually has something he is obsessed with, and that is all kinds of weird equipment!

Now the forbidden area of ​​the Red Devil Village is wide open, the Red Devil Village is in chaos, and the Red Devils are running around. It is the best time to cause trouble when no one is watching. Anyway, in the end, even if someone wants to turn over the account, they can definitely blame Sylvia. on the head.

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Sato Kazuma saw the familiar smile on Xiaolin's face and walked towards the forbidden area without looking back.

Aqua and the others didn't care, there was nothing wrong with helping defeat the Demon King's army cadres and taking the opportunity to gain some benefits. Only Yunyu wanted to stop Xiaolin, but her obstruction was of no use, and she was convinced by Xiaolin in a few words.

However, in exchange for not preventing him from entering the forbidden area to get things, Yuyou hopes to tell his compatriots from the Red Demon clan that the enemy has been defeated. Otherwise, there is no telling how much trouble there will be as time goes by.

Xiaolin agreed.

In exchange, the upright Cross Knight Darkness, his fellow Crimson Demon Clan Megumin, and his waiter Liu Zi helped Yuyou tell the Crimson Demon Clan who were eager to escape.

After watching them leave, the remaining three walked into the forbidden area. No, it cannot be described as a forbidden area, it is more like an underground hangar. Inside, there are a large number of magic items of unknown purpose piled up in mountains.

Xiao Lin cheered and rushed over without hesitation, then picked up a dusty magic item and shouted to the people behind him:

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"Look, Sato-kun! Although this magic item has been placed for a long time, it still exudes strong magic power! Judging from its shape, it should be a pair of shoes for rock climbing! The barbs below, ah, What a genius idea!”

Xiao Lin was obsessed with wandering around the mountains of magic tools, and occasionally burst out with excited shouts.

You can't imagine the happiness of a garbage man.

It's over, Senior Xiaolin has gone crazy.

Sato Kazuma covered his forehead.

He had never seen a senior who was obsessed with equipment and didn't know how to stop him.

"Kazuma Kazuma, look at this!"

While Sato Kazuma was worrying about what to do, Aqua happily picked up something and showed it to him.

Sato Kazuma turned his head, his eyes widened when he saw the object, and he said in surprise: "Isn't this... a GameBoy? How could such an old game console appear here?"

This was a handheld console that was released in 1998 and was once popular in the island country. Seeing it again made Sato Kazuma feel deeply nostalgic.

Aqua continued to rummage through the trash, and said to Sato Kazuma and Kobayashi: "If there is a game console, there must be a cassette! Kazuma also helps to look for it! I will give you something to play later!"

"Is now the time to do this? I should say...what is it like here? Why are there so many earthly things?"

There were piles of magic items, almost all of which were video game consoles produced on Earth, which made him a little excited as a player.

However, every console looks subtly a little crooked, as if it was pieced together by a layman.

At this time, Aqua seemed to find something in the corner of the room.

"Kazuma, I found something like this."

She raised the notebook in her hand. The black notebook was filled with ancient characters spoken by the Red Demons... Yes, the notes were written in the island language.

Aqua began to read the contents of the notebook.

"On October How to deal with it..."

"Hmm."

Sato Kazuma nodded thoughtfully.

No wonder the pass code for the entrance was Xiaopin's command. Combined with the extremely familiar yet slightly awkward host, this person should be a time traveler sent by Aqua before him.

But misappropriating the kingdom's research funds to make a game console was just a small thing, and what happened next was the beginning of his collapse.

For example, how the Magician Killer was designed, how the Red Demons were transformed, the production of rifles and electromagnetic accelerators, the junk magic items made to deal with it, and the kingdom’s decision to spend a huge budget. Design super large mobile weapons and more.

It can be imagined that the researcher who transformed the Red Demon Clan was the designer of the Mobile Fortress Destroyer they defeated before. Now the relationship is completely sorted out.

Sato Kazuma looked up to the sky and sighed, no wonder the reputation of brave men in this world is bad, it is the reason why such weird guys cause trouble.

"No, wait a minute!"

Sato Kazuma suddenly realized something and stopped moving, causing Aqua to tilt her head in confusion.

"...I said, I never paid much attention before, but how old are you now? At least before the Mobile Fortress Destroyer is completed, you will be a goddess, right?"

With a snap, the note in Aqua's hand fell to the ground.

Hey, did you step on a thunderstorm?

The body of the idiot goddess stiffened slightly.

"Kazhen, what do you mean by asking about the age of the goddess? Be careful, I will really punish you... Let me make it clear first, in the room where you met me, time flows very slowly. In other words, in your mind The age calculation in it cannot be used to indicate my age. If you understand, don’t ask the same question again. Otherwise, I will really punish you, Mr. Sato Kazuma.”

After saying it twice, this guy actually said it twice. You say you don’t mind, but don’t you really care in your heart?

Facing Aqua who said this in an inexplicably serious tone, Sato Kazuma said in a voice so small that he didn't know if he could hear it:

"What, it turns out to be an old woman."

"What are you talking about————! What nonsense are you talking about! Who are you calling an old woman? I only live longer than you because time flows slowly where I live! Take it back! ! Xiaolin, Xiaolin! Wow!

Aqua cried and ran into the mountain of magic items. Kobayashi, who was digging for treasures, held the heartbroken stupid goddess in his arms. The powerful impact made him take a step back.

"What's wrong, Aqua, why are you crying so sadly?"

"Kazuma, Kazuma... said I was an old woman, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Um……

Is there something wrong?

As a goddess, age will no longer be a shackle for her, so why should she still worry about it? Do you want to express that you don't have the image of a mature and stable goddess?

Don't be ridiculous, Hestia is hundreds of millions of years old, doesn't she still have the same virtue as Aqua?

"Xiao Lin, in the island country, in the heaven world, and in this world, the flow of time is different. For example, a month in the island country may only be one hour in the heaven world, but in this world it may be several months. So, my age …Are you listening? We’ll get the magic props later.”

"Yes, yes, does age matter?"

"Huh?"

"Men are all visual creatures and don't care about age or anything like that. Besides, I like Aqua, so I don't care about the age gap."

"Xiao Lin...I like you the most!"

Aqua hugged him again.

Perhaps because she was too happy, the back of the jumping idiot goddess's head collided with Xiaolin's chin, causing Xiaolin to gasp in pain.

"Idiot, what's there to be happy about?"

Sato Kazuma in the distance sighed, then he came over with a notebook and said:

"Senior Kobayashi, this note says that the rifle we bought from the clothing store is actually an electromagnetic accelerator cannon. Unexpectedly, by some combination of circumstances, we actually used its power to defeat the Demon King's army cadres. We are so lucky."

"Yeah, so lucky."

Hey, that’s weird.

Sato Kazuma found that Xiaolin's expression was not as happy as expected, as if he had expected it. Have you seen the future? [Future Vision] It’s really scary.

"By the way, Sato-kun."

"What's wrong, Senior Xiaolin?"

"There are a lot of game consoles mixed in with the magic items here. Are you interested?"

"have!"

There was no hesitation in the answer. As a senior gamer, how can he endure the temptation of game consoles in a different world where entertainment is scarce?

Of course you have to pack them up and take them away!

The two of them smiled sinisterly at the same time.