I like traveling the most

Ms. Weiwei's idea is easy to understand.

This idea is not only common in this world, but also in another world, so Xiaolin has long been accustomed to it.

It's just that the other party's behavior is too extreme, so he subconsciously retreats a little.

It's not weakness, but resistance to being calculated.

After experiencing so many worlds and encountering so many events. Being calculated for a long time has made him have PTSD.

"Please listen to me, Ms. Weiwei."

Xiaolin pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "To be honest, my reputation in Axel Novice Village is very bad. People call me scum Xiaolin, devil Xiaolin, waste Xiaolin and so on. I am not welcome wherever I go. And my biggest dream is to become a trash noble, live a waste life of being in heat with maids every day, doing nothing, and living a life of drunkenness and dreams."

"Isn't this great?"

"...Huh?"

"Become a country noble. I didn't expect Mr. Xiaolin to have such lofty ambitions and ideals. In this case, can I call myself the first noble of the Red Demon Clan in the future?"

What are you talking about, this mother.

Isn't the obsession of the Crimson Demons for [the first Crimson Demons] too much?

I suddenly remembered.

The Crimson Demons I met, including Green Coconut Zai, all introduced themselves as the first Crimson Demons.

"Ms. Weiwei, I am a useless man. I always make Huihui wet and sticky and take pride in it. Sometimes I peek under her skirt when she is taking a nap on the sofa without any defense, and even let my pet steal her underwear. By the way, I... also let her watch me and other women being affectionate."

"Oh, is that so?"

"That's right, he is really a hopeless man, so this lady doesn't want her daughter to be with such a scumbag..."

"But Mr. Kobayashi doesn't have a real partner, right? Doesn't that mean my daughter still has a chance? As a mother, I have to agree with my daughter's feelings."

Hmm? ? ?

Kobayashi had a black question mark face.

Are you sure it's your daughter's feelings, and not something you deliberately imposed?

Let's take a step back.

As a mother, when she heard that her daughter liked a hopeless scumbag, shouldn't she think of cutting off the relationship as soon as possible? Why did she push her daughter into the fire pit?

"Mr. Kobayashi, it's useless to pollute yourself."

Seemingly seeing his confusion, Weiwei explained.

She seemed to trust her own judgment more. No, there should be letters sent back by her daughter.

"Mr. Kobayashi always cleans up my daughter's ass."

"Huh? It's not to that extent..."

"Because of magic, many expensive things were destroyed, and when others were angry, Mr. Kobayashi just told my daughter that this was her personality and she must not give it up.

Oh, this.

I thought it was really cleaning up her ass.

In addition, you misunderstood, mother, you did say it, and you said it countless times. It's just that it's useless to say it or not, so I was too lazy to say it in the end.

"And it was Mr. Kobayashi who finally decided to let my daughter stay in the team. Not only that, he often bought expensive magic crystals for my daughter to use as a backup, and told her not to save when she was in danger. ”

That was just for the mission.

After all, Explosion Magic is the strongest magic, so using Magic Crystals will not cause waste.

“And my daughter also wrote to say that she and Mr. Kobayashi went through a lot of hardships and successfully defeated the Demon Army General Dullahan, the Mobile Fortress Destroyer, the Demon Army General Vanir and other difficult enemies. By the way, she also said that she successfully defeated the Demon Army General Hans recently. Are these all false? ”

“These are true...”

What they said are all facts, but it is easy to guess that Huihui must have exaggerated and taken the lion's share of the credit.

The Crimson Demons have such personalities.

But why did they go through a lot of hardships with me alone, ignoring the other members of the team?

“Does this mean that my daughter and Mr. Kobayashi have a good relationship?”

“Yes, it is very good.”

“Mutual affection?”

“Not to that extent... eh? ”

In Weiwei’s “Ahhhh” smile, Xiaolin realized that he was being plotted again.

She was able to confirm Xiaolin’s favorability towards Huihui from the plain conversation, and naturally revealed the fact that the value was not low.

She is really a mother who should not be underestimated.

Since she has such a mind and calculation, why not use it more on her husband, at least the family situation will not become so embarrassing.

Xiaolin couldn’t help but complain in his heart.

He wanted to change the status quo very much, and he prevaricated left and right, but was seen through by Huihui’s mother.

Under pressure, he blurted out:

“Ms. Weiwei, I actually like women with curvy figure. Little loli like Huihui is not in my range of defense at all.”

“So Mr. Xiaolin doesn’t like flat-chested girls?”

“That’s right…hiss————!” "

Subconsciously sucked in a breath of cold air.

It's over, I stepped on a landmine!

I ran excitedly towards the exit, thinking it was the end, but I didn't expect that the person waiting there was my mother, who was shivering and her chest was not moving at all.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, my family has been flat-chested for generations."

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

Weiwei smiled kindly, and the hand pressing on Xiaolin's shoulder continued to exert force, pinching him and making him grimace.

Hey, hey, hey, are you kidding!

I am a level 5 adventurer, and the Red Demon Clan is a standard Grand Mage. What's going on with this exaggerated strength?

Speaking of which, Huihui's strength is sometimes inexplicably exaggerated. Could it be that it was inherited from her mother?

"Does Mr. Xiaolin really not like small breasts?"

“I like small breasts the most!”

Under the pressure of reorganizing the language for you, Xiaolin really gave in, and then the atmosphere relaxed.

"That would be great."

Ms. Wei Wei pushed Xiao Lin's shoulders and pushed him towards her daughter's room. At the same time, she said:

"Don't worry, I will take good care of Miss Darkness and the others. And as long as I, Pyozaburo, and Mimi fall asleep, no matter how loud the collision or shouting is, we will not wake up... Then, Mr. Kobayashi, too You’re tired, go to bed early.”

"Okay, okay... But let me tell you in advance that I will never do anything to Huihui. After all, I like the type of big sister with a bulging front and a curved back."

"I know, I know, don't worry! If anything happens, you just have to take responsibility...! Then, please feel free...!"

So, Xiao Lin was pushed into Megumin's room with a bang.

This lady definitely doesn't understand anything.

Helpless Xiao Lin looked at the dim room.

In front of him was the little Loli who was carried in at some point. She was sleeping in the middle of the room.

The moonlight filtered in slightly from the window, and the soft light shone on Megumin's face. When she lay quietly like this, she really looked like a beautiful girl, like a sleeping beauty waiting for a prince to kiss her awake.

...By the way, what am I thinking?

He is not a weak man, he will still take action when it is time to take action. The target can be Megumin, but it cannot be 14-year-old Megumin, that's all.

I pinched my painful eyebrows, it seemed like I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight.

Pulling his eyes away from the Sleeping Beauty Princess, he looked around the room and found an unexpected frugality...or rather, shabbiness.

The only furniture is a table and a cabinet.

There was no girlish fragrance in the air. Instead, the slightly musty smell from the floor filled the whole room, preventing Xiao Lin from feeling lonely.

Is it because you haven't been back for so long?

He quietly came to sit next to the little Loli, looked at her peaceful and soft sleeping face, and fell into deep thought.

Not long after, a slight abnormal sound was heard.

Megumin opened her big eyes, and then looked at Xiaolin beside her with still sleepy eyes, trying to grasp the situation.

"Are you awake, Megumin?"

"Ah...it's Xiaolin. How long have I been sleeping for?"

"About eight hours."

It's past midnight now.

Although it was not yet late at night, almost eight hours had passed since Megumin told her to sleep for a while and then lay down unconscious.

The little loli showed her original expression.

Then, he seemed to be shocked by the current situation, holding his pitifully barren chest with both hands.

"So, why am I alone with Xiao Lin?"

"There are various reasons for this."

Xiao Lin, who felt hurt by her actions, pinched the painful center of his eyebrows again.

"It always feels suspicious."

"You...are you doubting me?"

"Xiao Lin, why are you so calm? After I woke up, I found myself lying in the room of my hometown that I missed, and there was Xiao Lin next to me. How could I calm down...!"

I always feel like I have a credit crisis.

No, no, no, if it were Darkness, it might be a different situation, but as for the little loli...

Xiaolin snorted.

"Wait, what's going on with that sarcastic smile of yours?"

"It's nothing. Besides, the reason why I am in this room is because Ms. Weiwei locked me in."

Hearing what he said, Megumin's shoulders slumped and she sighed deeply, feeling as if she had figured everything out. She probably also knew what kind of person her mother was.

"That person is really..."

As if she didn't believe it, the little Loli lowered her voice and said something intriguing: "Are you really not going to do something? It's rare for the two of us to be alone."

"snort."

"Ah, you laughed! How dare you laugh!"

The mocking laughter instantly ignited the little loli's anger.

"——Darker than black, darker than the dark abyss, pray for my crimson flash, when you awaken..."

"Stop it!"

Xiao Lin quickly knocked her down.

There was a pop.

He held down the little Loli's mouth to prevent her from continuing to sing. At the same time, he also restrained the little Loli's flapping hands and feet, trying to prevent her from making strange noises and waking up the people outside the house.

If someone comes in, his reputation as a lolicon will really be confirmed!

"Listen Megumin, this is not the situation I want, so you can't chant magic after I let go. Do you understand? Nod if you understand."

"Uh-huh."

The little Loli who was pinned down nodded.

Her face was red, and she didn't know whether it was because she was shy or because she couldn't breathe.

After ensuring that Megumin would not release explosive magic again, Xiaolin slowly released his hands, allowing the little Loli to breathe.

But for such a short period of time, a little sweat appeared on her forehead and her soft black hair stuck to her cheeks. It can be seen how intense the argument just was.

The girl with rosy cheeks has a different kind of beauty, but unfortunately, there is nothing on her chest that keeps rising and falling.

"Forget it, in this case, I'd better leave here." Xiaolin pushed open the window of the house and planned to leave.

Seeing this, Huihui felt a little reluctant and said, "Still, let's rest here for one night. It's very cold outside."

"Huh?"

"I, I... I'm just a little flustered because I just woke up, so it doesn't mean that I don't trust Xiaolin. And Xiaolin has never done anything bad to me, right?"

Xiaolin looked at the shy little loli.

What's going on? They are obviously planning to leave. Is there any trap here?

"Forget it, I'll go find Youyou."

"...Huh?"

"At least Youyou... Wait, wait, what are you going to do!"

Before Xiaolin finished speaking, Huihui rushed over again. Pulling his clothes into the room, and then sitting on him unceremoniously, clamping his waist and abdomen with her legs, and pressing his hands tightly, making him unable to move.

The posture was the same as when Xiaolin held her down just now.

It was just that the situation was reversed this time.

Xiaolin failed to break free several times, and couldn't help but doubt whether the little loli was so strong? But when he thought of Ms. Weiwei, he was immediately relieved.

"Do you like big breasts so much?"

He asked inexplicably.

Xiaolin was dumbfounded. Where did she come up with this conclusion?

"You want to find Youyou because of this. Thinking of the other party's big burden, you want to attack at night, right?"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!"

"What's wrong with small breasts? What's wrong with it! You won't be troubled in life, it won't get in the way during battle, and it can even save fabric!"

"Huh?"

Are you sure it's a benefit and not a disadvantage?

You can feel her sadness.

"Misunderstanding! I just want to stay at Youyou's house! You see, after all, it's the village chief's house, there must be a lot of vacant rooms, right?"

"Liar, otherwise why did you sneer at me just now?!"

So it was because of this!

The little girl must have been frustrated by her smile just now, and she also said that she was going to find Youyou, who claimed to be her opponent, so she got angry.

At this time, the door of the room was slowly pushed open, and half of Ms. Weiwei's face appeared outside the door.

I knew you were peeping!

"Hui, Huihui, Ms. Weiwei is watching, please come down first, okay?"

At least there should be no misunderstanding!

However——

"Huihui, come on!"

"Yes, mother!"

Ms. Weiwei raised her fist to cheer her daughter up, and the little girl agreed with her eyes shining as if she was recognized and encouraged.

I don't know what's going on now, but Huihui, you must have misunderstood!

"Then... please enjoy it slowly, Mr. Kobayashi."

"NO————!!!"

With a snap, as the door gradually closed, Kobayashi's hope disappeared.