I like traveling the most
Chapter 275 Regaining innocence or losing virginity
It was getting late, Xiaolin and Youyou didn't waste time outside, and soon returned to the mansion. But before the two of them entered, a loud laugh broke out in the mansion.
"Ahahahahahaha————!!!"
It was Aqua.
The stupid goddess's laughter was too loud and cheerful, especially contagious, and people could hear it at once. And the few people in the team, except her, would not laugh so ostentatiously.
Xiaolin and Youyou looked at each other outside the door, and then walked in quickly.
When they came to the living room, their eyes were immediately attracted by the black "coal ball" on the sofa.
Forgive Xiaolin for using such an unkind word to describe it, but it is really too appropriate.
Ragged clothes, a dark face, and a big hair that is enough to increase his height by several centimeters. The most important thing is that there is a faint smell of gunpowder and burnt smell on his body, which makes him look particularly miserable. Even so, it is still possible to see who he is.
The man roared loudly: "Stop laughing! This is not what I want to do. Don't you think it's rude to laugh?!"
"Haha... Even if you say so... But, but it's true... Hahaha... It's so funny." Aqua covered her stomach and couldn't stop laughing happily.
The man was extremely depressed.
Kobayashi was very curious when he saw him and asked: "Sato-kun, what's wrong with you?"
"Senior Kobayashi!"
'Black Coal Ball' almost cried when he saw Kobayashi. He was Sato Kazuma, a member of the team, but now he looked extremely embarrassed and didn't know what happened.
"Actually..."
As Sato Kazuma explained, Kobayashi couldn't help laughing.
Time should be slightly forward.
When Kobayashi left, Sato Kazuma, who was in a rage, and the reckless Mitsurugi Hibiki, used the pocket mobile fortress destroyer to duel in the way of fighting crickets.
"But who would have thought that all the ones I bought were hidden models? Well, since they are hidden models, they should be very rare, right?"
Sato Kazuma complained loudly.
According to Mitsurugi Hibiki, there are several types of pocket mobile fortress destroyers, among which hidden models are the rarest and cannot be easily obtained under normal circumstances.
But Sato Kazuma was extremely lucky and drew ten hidden models in one go.
It just so happened that the hidden models also had the self-destruct feature. After opening, they exploded without giving him a chance to react, blowing him and Mitsurugi Hibiki into dust.
For a moment, I couldn't figure out whether he was lucky or unlucky.
Sato Kazuma became more and more angry as he thought about it, and shouted: "The most important thing is that I spent 50,000 Eris! 50,000 Eris!"
"Hahaha, you deserve it!"
It would have been better if he didn't say it. As soon as he said it, Aqua couldn't help laughing again.
Huihui also thought: "A magic keychain that can explode? What do you think, if the explosion magic is sealed in the magic keychain, will it be very explosive?"
"That's too explosive, Huihui! That kind of thing is absolutely not allowed!"
Youyou was shocked when she heard it, and hurriedly stopped her terrible idea.
Although it is not good to build happiness on the pain of others, this matter is really funny.
"Sato-kun, don't say that." Kobayashi tried to hold back his laughter, patted his shoulder, and comforted him: "It's just 50,000 Eris, haven't you regained your innocence?"
"But 50,000 Eris is enough for me to lose my virginity!"
Sato Kazuma made a shocking statement.
Kobayashi couldn't help but flick his forehead and taught him a lesson: "Don't say such messy dirty words, idiot."
"Yes, I'm sorry..."
Sato Kazuma bowed his head and admitted his mistake.
At this time, Darkness came out of the kitchen and said to everyone, "Dinner is ready, why don't we eat first."
"Okay, let's eat!"
"Oh oh oh!!!" X3
Several members of the team cheered loudly, only Sato Kazuma was not in a good mood.
Seeing this, Kobayashi urged him, "Sato-kun, go wash up quickly, we will wait for you to eat together."
"Kobayashi senior..."
Sato Kazuma looked at the other members of the team.
Aqua sat at the dining table, rarely did not start eating, but urged, "Hurry up, stupid Kazuma, I'm hungry! I'll give you ten minutes, if you don't come back, I won't keep you!"
"That's right, my magic and physical strength are depleted, and I need to replenish them urgently!"
"Go Kazuma, we will wait for you."
"I, I had a snack with Mr. Kobayashi on the way back, so, so I'm not hungry for the time being."
Rather than abandoning their companions, the team chose to wait at this time.
Sato Kazuma was moved.
The man took a shower quickly.
Ten minutes later, he reappeared in front of everyone and was already neat and tidy.
Dinner officially began with the team members' chatter.
During the meal, Kobayashi told the story of the dungeon.
Sato Kazuma couldn't help asking, "Kil's dungeon? There are a lot of mysterious monsters there? Could it be the one that has been rumored recently?"
The expressions of the other members of the team were all wrong.
"No, wait a minute! That has nothing to do with us! Yes, we did go into that dungeon, but if every time something goes wrong, it's all blamed on us, who can stand it?"
Hearing his complaints, the others nodded frequently.
Recently, they have been blamed for a lot of inexplicable things, and if there are a few more, they will really get angry.
"Having said that, we are the last people to enter the dungeon, and as usual, it is our problem in the eyes of others."
"What nonsense is this! Besides, we have no clue this time! That's right, isn't it? There's really no problem this time, right?!"
Sato Kazuma asked again, and everyone else nodded vigorously.
Seeing this, Xiaolin explained: "You misunderstood, Sato-kun. I am not blaming..."
"Wait a mininute."
Sato Kazuma interrupted, looking at the problem children in the team with suspicious eyes, and said solemnly: "To be on the safe side, I'll ask you again. Do you really have no clue about this matter? This time I really don't. Question?"
The problem children patrolled the team back and forth, trying to see something strange on their faces.
With the way Aqua and the others couldn't hide their thoughts, if it was really them, it would be obvious right away.
Of course, we do not rule out the possibility of causing trouble without knowing it.
Even so, they still showed expressions that were out of the ordinary.
Megumin said: "As far as I'm concerned, as long as it's not related to explosion magic, I have no clue."
"Me too." Darkness spoke for herself: "It should be said that I am different from the two of them. I rarely cause any trouble."
"Indeed. Regardless of Darkness' perverted attributes, he really didn't cause any serious trouble."
"Haah... Xiaolin, you...!"
Hearing what Xiao Lin said, the perverted knight's cheeks turned red and his body couldn't help but squirm, showing signs of attack.
Regardless of the two people who started arguing, Sato Kazuma once again asked the guy who was the most suspicious.
"So, what about you? Are you really clueless?"
He looked directly at the stupid goddess.
In response to Sato Kazuma's uneasy inquiry, Aqua responded: "Of course not. Really, you are too suspicious of me."
The goddess frowned and replied, Sato Kazuma breathed a sigh of relief.
Thinking about it, you can't doubt her for everything. Even Aqua wouldn't get into so many troubles all day long.
He apologized to Aqua flatly and reflected deeply: "I'm sorry, it's my fault. Because of my appearance in court, I have been paranoid recently."
"That's it! Why don't you believe me a little bit? It should be said that thanks to me, there should be no monsters approaching that dungeon now. Isn't there a lich deep in that dungeon? The magic I used to purify the lich at that time was made with great effort and dedication.”
Aqua raised her little nose proudly, as if she had done something good.
However, Sato Kazuma's heart stopped and he grabbed her shoulders: "Hey, what did you just say?!"
"Huh? It hurts so much. Why are you trying to catch me? Just like what I just said, the magic circle I made with great care is still there to exert its power to prevent monsters from getting close..."
"You idiot————!!!"
Sato Kazuma held his head and screamed.
Xiao Lin also sighed and held his forehead.
He forgot to tell Aqua.
At that time, he had been influenced by the theory of life span, and even he ignored this aspect.
But even so, the idiot goddess is always like this. Once you achieve something good, you must cause some trouble, as if you have a disease that must cancel out your active performance to zero before you are willing to accept it.
Just like when Wiz asked her to purify the cemetery before.
Powerful holy magic enveloped the place where the dead returned, causing an outbreak of evil spirits throughout the town.
Kazuma Sato pressed the shoulder of the stupid goddess with a look of grief. While subduing her, he said to Kobayashi: "There is no other way. In order not to be held accountable, I have to hand over Aqua. Even if she is our companion, she can't do it for other people." That’s all we can do for our safety.”
"Wait, wait! Don't say that!"
Aqua suddenly screamed.
Sato Kazuma had no intention of excusing her or wiping her butt. Although this scumbag looked sad, the sinister smile hidden behind him already showed what he was thinking in his heart.
He must have wanted Aqua to suffer as much as him.
Seeing him acting like this, the rest of the team looked at him with disgust.
"Scumbag."
"Yeah, a complete scumbag."
"You're right."
"That, that..."
Xiaolin and the other three mercilessly reprimanded him for his villainous behavior. Only Youyou hesitated and didn't know what to say, but it seemed that he also wanted to say things like scum.
At this time, Aqua broke free from the restraints and shouted loudly: "Wait a minute! It's definitely not my fault this time! Please believe me! I really just set up a purification magic circle in the boss's room. This will not cause a large number of monsters to come out of the dungeon! This is completely different from the previous commotion of evil spirits!"
"I know, I know!"
The stupid goddess grabbed Xiao Lin's shoulders and shook her, making Xiao Lin's head feel dizzy.
Unlike Sato Kazuma, she was more afraid that Kobayashi would blame her. After all, the person in charge of the team's finances or the most profitable person, if he got angry, it meant that she would no longer have pocket money.
"I trust Aqua, so let go, idiot!"
Seeing Aqua getting harder and harder, Kobayashi angrily knocked her on the head, finally stopping the stupid goddess from going berserk.
But when she heard that she was believed, Aqua was moved to tears.
...It might also be painful.
"In short!" Xiaolin said to everyone: "This is not the key to the problem. Whether it was caused by Aqua is not the point at all."
"What's going on?"
Others looked confused.
Only Sato Kazuma, who had a quick mind, kept up with the train of thought. He held his forehead and sighed in great distress and explained to them: "The magic circle set up by Aqua, no matter what the effect is, if it is discovered, it will be arbitrarily detained." Being charged, do you understand?"
When they heard what he said, the expressions of several people suddenly turned bad.
Except for Aqua, everyone present had quick minds and understood the key to the matter in no time.
"No! No, no, no, no, no!"
Sato Kazuma rubbed his head desperately and yelled loudly: "If this continues, I will definitely be thrown into jail again! I absolutely don't want such a day!!!"
Poor kid, every time he was accused of something, he would be slapped on the head for no apparent reason, so that he developed a mental disorder.
A long while.
Sato Kazuma looked at Xiaolin with stern eyes and said: "There is only one way now, hurry up and eliminate that magic circle! In this way, even if Senna, the evil prosecutor, searches, he will not Find it on our heads!"
His proposal was unanimously approved by the team.
"But there is another way." Under their puzzled gazes, Xiao Lin said: "Accept the guild's commission. This way it will not affect the town, and Miss Senna will have no reason to pursue us anymore. The most important thing is Yes, the mission will have a bounty and will also be praised.”
"But... I don't know if the monsters there are strong. If something unexpected happens..."
Sato Kazuma looked hesitant.
His timid appearance is irritating, but when he thinks about his former teammates being a group of problem children, he can understand his difficulties.
Patted him on the shoulder.
"Don't be afraid, Sato-kun. Isn't there still me? And the new powerful partner added to the team must be eager to try it."
Xiao Lin used his eyes to signal him not to forget that he still had Youyou.
After finding his backbone, Sato Kazuma closed his eyes and took a deep breath. After opening his eyes, he said, "That's right. Even if those idiot problem children are useless, we still have the last ace, Kobayashi-senpai. And there are also new ones joining. "Yuyou, there is no need to be afraid."
He has high expectations for Yoyo.
The shy girl who was expected to express her position immediately said: "Don't worry, everyone! I will do my best to defeat all the monsters!"
She spoke decisively, even murderously.
Sato Kazuma waved his hand and said: "No, there is no need to try so hard. Anyway, our first task is to find a way to eliminate the evidence. If we see that the momentum is not right, we can turn around and run."
"Eh? Hey, hey, hey--!!"
Not understanding the scumbag He Zhen's style, Yoyo's eyes suddenly widened.
Aqua waved her hands lazily and said, "Well, I won't go..."
"Come with me! Don't even think about running away!"
Not giving the stupid goddess a chance to slip away, Sato Kazuma forcibly took her out with him.
At night, everyone rushed to the Kiel Underground City outside the city.
I haven’t come home from my business trip yet, so I’ll start double updates tomorrow.
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