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Chapter 264: Total bullshit!
"My family, are you all right?"
"I've almost gotten used to life in another world."
"I've fought monsters with my friends, defeated the Demon King's army, and solved the curse on my friends... I've experienced all kinds of things."
"This world makes me excited!"
"And now..."
"I'm in jail."
"Our adventure has just begun."
"It's just begun..."
When writing this, Sato Kazuma's hands trembled slightly.
Why...
Why did it turn out like this?!
He couldn't control his emotions anymore, the straw he was holding broke, tears rushed out of his eyes, and flowed down.
Want to go home!
Want to go home, want to go home, want to go home!!!
Sato Kazuma really likes adventure stories in another world, so he even made a detailed adventure guide for it, and he hopes to realize it one day.
Whether it's defeating the dragon , defeat the devil, or save the princess.
He was full of confidence.
And now, this man who dreams of showing his talents in another world has a strong sense of homesickness in the prison!
Let me explain it briefly.
Because he was tortured by the stupid goddess who had no money, he had no choice but to agree to go to the rock field to do the task, and then a devastating explosion magic destroyed everything, and then he was arrested by the kingdom prosecutor Senna for disturbing the peace.
That's it!
"Hey, hey, hey, this is not a joke, you will be beheaded if you are not careful. "
Sato Kazuma was sweating profusely.
Thinking carefully, from accepting the mission, to doing the mission, to releasing the explosion magic, the whole process was directed by him. Even if he tried to shirk or defend himself, he had no idea where to start.
What to do?
I can't think of a solution! Damn it! Can I only rely on the defense of those three people? They will definitely find a way to save me!...right?
Thinking of those three unreliable problem children, Sato Kazuma's tears burst out again.
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Axel Novice Village.
Outdoors, mansion.
Aqua, Huihui and Darkness, the three gathered at the dining table and began to discuss how to save Sato Kazuma.
"Honestly, is it necessary to save him?"
Huihui held her cheek, looking uninterested.
It's not that she is really not interested, but after releasing the explosion magic, she has entered the sage state, so she looks lazy.
Darkness crossed her arms and said, "He is our companion. ”
This sentence alone represents her position.
The only mature and steady (?) female knight in the team now seems quite reliable.
“But…”
Meihui paused and said: “This commission was done by our team from beginning to end, there is no room for pulling.
This is why she asked if it was necessary.
After all, there are no off-field factors, and it is impossible to shirk responsibility.
However, she ignored the bottom line of a certain goddess.
“Tsk tsk tsk.” Aqua smacked her lips contemptuously, circled her index finger in the air, and said excitedly: “Meihui, do you know the defense lawyer?”
“Huh???”
“It is a person who helps criminal suspects and defendants exercise their right to defense to safeguard their legal rights and interests.”
Meihui’s question was answered by Darkness.
She is a veritable noble lady, and she is quite familiar with this knowledge.
At this time, the goddess of water also opened her hands, as if embracing the whole world.
The sacred and pure breath spread.
However, what she said was not holy at all: "You know, Megumin. A good defense lawyer can not only help the wronged suspects clear their grievances, but also help the innocent suspects clear their grievances. It doesn't matter, just blame the devils and liches."
Scumbag!
Absolute scumbag!
Darkness and Megumin said: 6
But when I think about the fact that the other party is a high priest (goddess) who hates devils and liches, it's not surprising for the two of them.
Hehehe.
Aqua said with a little pride: "Although Kazuma's trial is in my control, I think it's better to practice a little."
"That's right, this is my first time experiencing a trial..."
"I agree too!"
Megumin and Darkness agreed immediately.
Although they were nominally practicing for the defense later, the three of them seemed to just want to take the opportunity to play role-playing.
"Well, anyway!"
"Let's decide the roles first!"
"I'll be the presiding judge, Megumin will be the prosecutor of the kingdom, and you'll be the defense attorney for Darkness, okay?"
Aqua quickly assigned the roles.
Megumin and Darkness also accepted happily.
Role play.
The three of them seemed to be enjoying it.
"Well, the court is now open!"
Aqua stood in front of the coffee table, took out a fan as the presiding judge's hammer, and signaled that it was officially open now.
Megumin took the lead and said, "Kazuma, this guy did it all by himself, whether it was commissioning or commanding! No matter how you look at it, there is a problem, sentence him to death for treason immediately!"
It must be said that Megumin imitated Senna very much, both of them convicted people without any explanation.
It was Darkness's turn to defend, and she immediately denied it: "No, I don't think Kazuma deliberately destroyed the rock field. Even if he destroyed the rock field, it cannot constitute rebellion, right? Do you have any evidence?"
"...Huh? Isn't it disturbing the public order? Why is it treason?"
Megumin was stunned for a moment.
Darkness actually invisibly raised the crime to a higher level, characterizing Sato Kazuma, who originally only needed to be punished or punished, to the point where he needed to be executed. ♦♦ ♦♦
This guy must not be allowed to become a defender. His professionalism is comparable to that of a magic lawyer with reverse defense!
Darkness' cheeks turned red in embarrassment. It seemed that she also realized that she had made a joke.
But the role-playing continues.
"You said evidence, right?"
Megumin held the magician's hat, slapped the tablet loudly, and shouted loudly: "That guy... He said several times before that he secretly ate the precious snacks I hid, and even gave Aqua credit on credit. The high-end bubble wine you bought was replaced with water..."
Click!
Before he finished speaking, a crisp sound came.
He turned to look at Aqua, who was playing the role of presiding judge in front of the coffee table. At this time, her beautiful face was full of sullenness, veins popped out on her forehead, and the fan in her hand had been broken in half.
Apparently after hearing that his wine had been stolen and replaced with water, he couldn't hold back on the spot.
"--death penalty!!!"
Aqua slapped the table vigorously.
"Presiding Judge, this man has committed a heinous crime!"
"Guilty! Anything related to food is a felony!!!"
I tolerated the rest, but he actually replaced the bubble wine he bought on credit with water. This guy must die!
"Wait, wait! This has nothing to do with disturbing the peace!"
Seeing the chaos, Darkness quickly stopped the two frantic people. But the heinous Sato Kazuma had caused them too much harm, and their anger against him could not be eliminated at all.
After all the fuss.
"No! If this continues, Kazuma will be executed!"
"Wait a minute, it's not a big crime in the first place!"
Aqua's unfounded worries were strongly rebutted by Darkness.
"Ahem..."
Aqua coughed and said, "No way, let's redistribute the roles. Megumin, you will be the presiding judge, Darkness will be the kingdom prosecutor, and I, Aqua, will be the defender!"
"Please, please defend yourself well."
"Leave it to me! Let you see how powerful the strongest defender is!"
Aqua patted her chest confidently, but the more confident she became, the more uneasy she became. Who makes her always slip up at critical moments?
"Then...the trial will start again!"
Snap!
Megumin knocked on the coffee table.
Darkness took advantage of the situation and said with a serious face: "Regarding Kazuma's previous actions, blowing up the rock field is tantamount to destroying the surrounding environment. Therefore, disturbing public order..."
"What a load of bullshit!"
Aqua puffed out her chest and pointed her right hand forward, forcefully interrupting Darkness's speech.
It was so strong that it made the air freeze.
Aqua exhaled triumphantly, as if she had accomplished some important mission.
Darkness opened her mouth and asked doubtfully: "Objection? What are you objecting to?"
Aqua said strangely: "What are you objecting to... It's just opposition."
"So, what is your point of view that you disagree with?!"
"No, I just want to shout that it's bullshit."
"Defend me well!"
Darkness scolded Aqua for causing trouble.
"Having said that, it is indeed Aqua who will speak next. Okay, let's ask the defender to apply for a claim."
"Well - if it's the squatter at home..."
Aqua thought for a while and said: "Kazuma would not do such an obvious thing as treason. If you have to say it, he is more like the mastermind behind it!"
Darkness and Megumin almost suffered internal injuries from their confident appearance.
Megumin, who played the role of the chief judge, asked reductively: "That...that is to say, he gave someone an order to rebel, or induced him from the side, right?"
"Actually, he was the one who instructed Megumin to use explosion magic to blow up the mine. Is that what happened?"
Aqua said things that were natural.
Darkness couldn't help but angrily shouted: "Isn't that the same as admitting guilt?!"
"Hey! Did I make a mistake? Did I make a mistake?!"
This guy is on the same level as Darkness. If he defends others, instead of getting a reduced crime, he will be punished with the death penalty.
There is no hope.
Neither they nor Kazuma Sato, who was imprisoned in the prison, were completely hopeless.
"That!" Huihui suddenly shouted and said timidly: "The one just now... I want to try it too, can you?"
"That one just now?"
"The one who's "totally bullshit"!"
The eyes of the little Crimson Demon tribe's little lolita glowed scarlet brightly. It was probably because Aqua's aura just now was too strong, which made her want to give it a try.
"Yes, yes..."
"Is there any special reason?"
Aqua and Darkness looked at each other, but they didn't stop Megumin.
It would be a shame if you don't have a lot of fun playing a role-playing game.
After receiving the permission, Megumin swung the cloak behind her, angrily made the same gesture as Aqua, and shouted majestically:
"——What a load of bullshit!!!"
Then, a blush appeared on the face of the little loli who was posing.
It was really refreshing!
This feeling of happiness, although not as good as releasing explosion magic, is really good.
Aqua suddenly had an idea.
"Right! I say, let's practice [Total Bullshit] together! If the opponent is afraid of our momentum, the judgment will definitely become favorable to us!"
"It feels good!"
Hearing this proposal, Huihui immediately agreed.
Darkness was obviously very resistant, but the two obviously did not intend to let her go.
"In this operation, Darkness, as a crusader, is indispensable!"
"That's right! If Darkness comes, the opponent will definitely flee."
Aqua and Huihui kept approaching.
The persecuted noble lady could not refuse: "If, if it's just for a little while..."
Then!
"All bullshit!"
"I'm bullshitting!"
"You're bullshitting well!"
"Everyone is bullshitting!" X3
In order to gather momentum, the three practiced all night, and they became more and more excited. In their opinion, the balance of victory is already tilting towards them!
"Everyone, let's win this case together!"
"Oh!!!" X2
The three rushed to the trial site excitedly.
With shackles, Sato Kazuma walked step by step to the place of judgment.
To be honest, he was panicking!
His legs couldn't stop trembling, his teeth were slightly knocking, cold sweat had soaked his back, and he even had the illusion of seeing the gallows.
"Hey! Kazuma!"
"You guys!"
The familiar figures that appeared outside the trial site moved Sato Kazuma deeply.
I didn't expect them to come.
Sato Kazuma shouted, "Please, you guys! I don't expect you to do anything, but don't give up at the beginning!"
"Don't worry, Kazuma! We practiced the Judgment well yesterday!"
Aqua's shouting made Megumin and Darkness, who came with her, look froze.
Practice?
Sato Kazuma also had a bad feeling in his heart, and couldn't help asking, "What kind of practice is the Judgment practice?"
"It's a practice of "total bullshit"!"
Aqua proudly puffed out her chest, Darkness and Megumin were sweating, and didn't dare to look at Sato Kazuma.
And Sato Kazuma on the stage was dumbfounded.
This time, it might really be over.
On the other side, the Kingdom prosecutor Senna, who had been prepared for a long time, pushed her glasses and said coldly: "A trial practice? It's just a child's play. Now let me tell you that a real trial is no joke."
"Eh!!!"
The serious Kingdom prosecutor brought a chill, forcing Aqua, who was full of confidence just now, to back down on the spot, and cast a look of hope to Sato Kazuma.
"Hey, don't give up right at the beginning!!!"
Sato Kazuma shouted excitedly.
Although I know they are useless, at least pretend, bastard!
Papapapa!
The presiding judge knocked on the table with a small hammer, and after a look, he said loudly: "Then-now, Sato Kazuma destroyed the rock field and disturbed public order, and the court will be opened now!"
Ahhh--
On one side is the elite among the elites, the battle-hardened Kingdom prosecutor-Senna; on the other side is the three problem children who have retreated before the trial even started.
Sato Kazuma was filled with sadness.
-I'm dead!
The air conditioner is broken, and the high temperature of over 40 degrees makes me lose consciousness. I don't know how I wrote this chapter. In addition, some readers said that it is not enough, so I will start to update twice a week in August. There is no other reason, just want to challenge my limits.
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