I Left the Non-virgin Party

The younger sister said with her arms crossed and a grim face.

“Tell me in detail how you decided to attend such a banquet for killing non-virgins.”

“It’s a banquet of non-virgins… Hey, don’t be harsh.”

“If you go out to a meeting and try to pick up a man easily, that mindset itself is a b*tch. Please explain quickly.”

Jain scratched his head and stuttered in reply.

“Hey, there was a school event a while ago.”

“New arrival? That freshman representative wearing a uniform and greeting seniors at Daeungjeon?”

“uh. What are you, why are you not so good?”

“That’s right, I was preparing to go to the same school with my brother, so I know it well. Anyway, don’t say anything else. Why are you talking about that?”

“I was the male representative, and there was a girl who was the female representative.”

“yes.”

“He had stage fright, so he bit his tongue and blushed, so he didn’t stutter or fuss, so I was pitiful, so I helped him out.”

Feeling something ominous, the younger sister hardened her expression and said:

“therefore?”

“But when I joined the club, I happened to be in the same club again, right?”

“club? Did you quit your brother’s club?”

“uh. She was being harassed with some kind of f*cking thing because she was filmed by a certain female senior, so I rushed in and beat her together and came out.”

“This idiot oppa filmed another drama!!! therefore!!!”

“So, what is it, roughly, we are friends, and he had a meeting, but the man on the other side had a vacancy, so it seemed to be cancelled, so I asked him to stand up as a substitute.”

“Why are you asking your brother for that?”

“I was from a girls’ high school, so I didn’t know anyone other than me, so I had no one to ask for.”

“Reject! Why didn’t you say no!”

“His friends rush to meet him, so he wants to attend, so how do you refuse?”

Upon hearing Zain’s answer, the younger sister bit her nails and slashed her head fiercely. The bangs cast a dark shadow over his eyes.

“What a f*cking b*tch… Where are the shallow lies… No matter how you look at it, you’re working with your friends… ”

“Sister?”

“I pretended to be drunk and spread a lot of auras asking me to take care of him, and then I leaned on my brother and came out and said, ‘I’m not used to this kind of place. Oh, do you want to take a break?’ I’m thinking of saying the same thing… You’re probably shopping for underwear like a dog’s rag at the internet shopping mall right now, you’re like a premium thoroughbred mop… ”

My sister, who had been biting her nails, opened her eyes and asked.

“What’s that b*tch’s name?”

“A dog mop, hey, to my brother’s friend… ”

“What is your name!”

“Kang, Hyejin Kang.”

Dumpling, squeaking, squeaking, squeaking.

The younger sister, who had been grinding her teeth with a vicious force, suddenly changed her posture and smiled brightly.

“I see. Have fun on your first meeting. brother.”

“yes? uh uh i get it.”

“By the way, I’m glad I found out about it before I went there, brother.”

“why?”

“It’s a meeting. It is a dance of death, a mixture of non-virgin and unsympathetic, before conceived of life only to be slaughtered.”

“What?”

“If a chinta like my brother went there defenselessly, he would be so heartbroken that he would never be able to order corn cheese at a Daehak-ro pocha again for the rest of his life.”

“Is the aftereffect something subtle?”

The younger sister still smiled broadly.

“To be specific, I’m playing a drinking game and I don’t name only my brother, so I only put in Chuimsae for 30 minutes, or it’s time to give my partner a black knight, but my partner gets mad and takes three shots of soju, or exchanges numbers except for my brother. And you will have a chat room except for your brother, hold an after-sale except for your brother and break up, or something like that.”

“Ugh, that would be a bit painful.”

“right?”

The younger sister said with a bright smile again. It was a smile that would look like an angel if you just closed your mouth.

“So, I’m glad that this kind little sister noticed and gave me rehearsal before my brother’s heart was broken.”

“Rehearsal?”

“right?”

“no… ”

“right?”

“yes. right.”

Jain, who succumbed to the pressure, soon obeyed his sister’s instructions. The younger sister slumped down on the dining table chair and said.

“Then let’s rehearse. Think of me as your meeting partner, and talk to me.”

Maybe he just wants to have a meeting with his brother, Zain thought so. Jain, who sat down, nodded politely and said.

“hello. Nice to meet you.”

“die.”

The younger sister, who was looking at the Swedish book, answered without even giving her a glance.

“What all of a sudden?!”

“what. If you’re going to be shocked like this, then give up the meeting.”

It seemed like he was trying to give up the meeting by breaking Jain’s heart by treating him in a very frivolous way. Jain sighed and continued talking.

“Is the weather really nice today?”

“die.”

“I chose this pub because it’s a restaurant, is it okay?”

“die.”

“Hey, if you just say you’re dead, the conversation won’t continue, right?”

The younger sister said with a sigh of relief.

“That’s because my brother is throwing up a non-interesting topic. what about the weather? Is it an English conversation textbook? Other than that, you have to figure out what your opponent is interested in and then throw small talk at the pinpoint.”

“Small talk… I get it. Then you too, don’t say ‘die’ and answer in another way.”

“okay.”

Jain’s troubled eyes touched the Swedish textbook that his younger sister was holding. A topic I saw on the Internet a while ago came to mind.

“Oh, you know that? Swedes don’t feed their customers… ”

“Die of starvation.”

“Hey, I said something else!”

The younger sister sighed again, put her hand on her waist and began to discipline.

“Are you calling it humor now? That’s typical insa gag. It’s not funny because it’s already exhausted, but he’s just saying, ‘It would be funny to mention this because it was popular on the Internet’. It’s really not funny at all, but if you don’t laugh, you’re going to be miserable, so you force yourself to laugh. Oppa, did you clearly mention that with such a shallow thought?”

“uh… ”

it was straight Jain scratched his head. The younger sister was elated and continued to speak.

“I mean, talk about something more original. okay?”

“If it’s original… ”

Looking at the Swedish textbook, Jain was troubled. The younger sister grew more and more elated, and listened to her own way to end the story.

“Neither can I. The meeting was canceled because of Jinta oppa’s poor speaking skills… ”

“Ah, I heard that Sweden is the only country in the world where siblings are allowed to get married. Did you know?”

Suddenly silence came. It was because the younger sister had turned into an ice-cold face and closed her mouth. Did you pick another weird topic? Jain kept his mouth shut with a sinful expression. It was my sister who broke the heavy silence.

“I’ll just set the topic for the first talk. Don’t do that, just tell them as soon as you see them.”

“how?”

“Hello virgin.”

“What?”

“As soon as you see it, put it in your face, so you say ‘Hello virgin’.”

“What is that?”

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Not succumbing to Jain’s absurd reaction, the younger sister said firmly with her hand on her waist.

“This is the maiden greeting. It’s a miracle greeting that doesn’t hurt anyone.”

The younger sister soon developed her own orderly logic and began to preach the benefits of this greeting method.

1. If the listener is a virgin = It feels good to be praised for virginity and fidelity.

2. If the listener is a non-virgin = Non-virgin is not human anyway, so I don’t know if it’s dirty or not.

“Look, it’s the completion of a world where no one gets hurt. Utilitarianly perfect.”

“No, it’s very original!”

“Is not it? Soon, the maiden greeting method will become a global hit and mega-fashion all over the world. like a finger heart Will there be an uproar in the soup tube? ‘The maiden greeting method that started in Korea, the whole world is astonished.’”

“I think the whole world will be astonished… ”

“So, I mean, just stick with it! Say ‘Hello Virgin’!”

However, Jain at this time had not yet practiced virtuoso to that extent. Jain shook his head and refused.

“Anyway, that’s a bit too much. Let the joke end here.”

“Isn’t that a joke? Are you saying you won’t believe your brother or sister? Isn’t that Hyejin or the year she was doing something more precious than her younger sister she’s been with since she was born?”

“No, it’s not… ”

“No, what is it? Now you’re skeptical of what I mean and you’re going to go to that b*tch. That’s right.”

“no.”

“No? Then believe me not. I’ll just do it.”

The younger sister who came across the table took Zain’s phone at will and began to manipulate it.

“Hey, why do you know my pattern?”

“It’s a coincidence. I just put something in it and it came out.”

Then, I turned on the messenger app at will, and wrote a text message to the group chat room for meetings.

“Hello everyone.”

“Ugh, I really used it… ”

Contrary to Jain’s disappointing expression, the younger sister’s expression was unimpressed. The younger sister who returned the phone got up from her seat with a wide smile and said:

“done. Oppa, then I’ll go to the reading room and study on my own. For dinner, I cooked curry yesterday, so eat curry.”

And as soon as the front door was opened again, the sound of a ring and a messenger rang.

“Ah, brother, I have a reply.”

“What did you say? If you’re going to sue for s*xual harassment, do it. I’ll pay you because I’m part-timer… ”

“No, not that. ‘Hahaha, what, what kind of gag?’ ‘Hyejin is a virgin, so let Hyejin explain it!’ You say?”

“What?”

“Brother, you were right. This greeting method works.”

bang!

After closing the front door again, the younger sister ran like lightning and sat down at the table.

“What is it, you’re going to the reading room?”

“Things have changed. Probability of this damn face… ”

Dumpling, squeaking, squeaking, squeaking.

The sound of my sister grinding her teeth echoed across the table. Jain sighed, looked at his watch, and stood up.

“Now is the time. Then I go.”

“Where are you going?”

“To a meeting.”

“Hey, do you have to go?”

“Go. If you say you don’t come here now, it’s a nuisance.”

Jain stood up straight from his seat. The preparations had already been completed. Jain, who was striding along with a messenger bag, stopped because of a hand holding the hem of his robe. When I turned around, my sister was holding onto the hem of her clothes and holding her up.

“Why?”

“Brother, I am sick… ”

“What?”

Jain threw away his bag and ran straight to his sister. His complexion definitely looked white.

“Where does it hurt? What?”

“I don’t know, it’s just, my heart suddenly hurts a lot… ”

“what’s the matter? it’s okay? What do you think is the cause?”

“I don’t know… ”

The younger sister, who was stroking her chest as if she had chest pain, asked with tears in her eyes.

“My brother is so sick, I’m going to play… ?”

Jain, who looked down at it, sighed and picked up the phone. It was to cancel an appointment.

“Canceled. My brother suddenly got very sick and said he couldn’t go.”

“really? Is it real? Aren’t you going anywhere?”

“okay. don’t go How are you going to leave me alone?”

“thank god… Then hug me.”

After the death of her father, her sister had a habit of hugging her when she was extremely anxious. After a light hug, the younger sister climbed onto her lap and hugged Jain tightly to crush her. Then, looking at the nape of his neck, he whispered in his ear.

“In the future, don’t go out for meetings or anything like that. Understand?”

“why?”

“There are all but non-virgins… Because non-virgins are monsters. They’re looking for the legacy left behind by their father. You should never date a non-virgin. Is it a promise?”

“Okay, okay.”

In the end, Jain’s first meeting in college turned out like that.

*

“It happened.”

Jain, who told the story while changing the terms appropriately to fit the worldview of this world, folded his arms and shook his head. Genn narrowed his eyes and answered.

“So, what are you going to do, bro? What are you proud of?”

“No, the meeting is a killing banquet where ragtag virgins go, so there’s no way the woman I met there was sane. I proved that through a tearful anecdote with my brother.”

“I don’t think anything has been proven… ”

Gen sighed.

“I’m really surprised every time I hear about your brother and sister. Maybe he would have been a great person if his sister had not instilled in him a strange idea.”

At that moment, Woven suddenly slammed the table and said:

“Anyway! It was an inspiring story! That will not break my will to love!”

“Were you impressed, that one?”

Gen looked at Woven as if it was ridiculous.

‘No matter how much I think about it, if I get caught up in a fight with these two people because of the black hair, I feel unfair.’

Genn thought so, and started waiting for Woven to say something. Soon, the words that came out of Woven’s mouth were beyond imagination.