I kidnapped an alien civilization

There are many terrible things in the world, landslides and ground cracks, snow in June, the Yellow River diverted, high-rise buildings collapsed, but all these disasters combined cannot compare with the destruction of the earth.

There is nothing scarier in the world. If there is, it can only be the kind of hopeless fear waiting for destruction.

Since the Sky Eye Center released the news to the world that the alien spaceship will arrive on the earth in ten months, fear began to spread.

All kinds of information about alien spaceships occupy most of the pages of newspapers, and experts come on stage, trying to explain to the public that this alien spaceship is likely to be a passing spaceship with their mentally handicapped remarks. Even the inside is a kind of envoy of kindness and civilization.

It's a pity that this kind of retarded speech will not be believed by any human being with a primary school diploma.

Shoot a super magnet into space, and the alien spacecraft will change the course of the alien spacecraft under the action of strong magnetism

On the bus, Shi Enmin, who had graduated from elementary school ten years ago, shook his head, folded the newspaper carefully, and put it in his backpack.

Ding dong. Hujiacun Station has arrived. Passengers who have to get off, please get off through the back door..

Shi Enmin jumped out of the crowded bus and was about to breathe a sigh of relief when a microphone appeared in front of him.

Hi, I'm a reporter from CTV, can I ask you a few questions?

The female reporter's eyes widened, her face full of anticipation.

Cannon-like cameras flashed red lights.

I'm going on TV? so amazing?

Shi Enmin was interviewed by a reporter for the first time since he was a child, and he was immediately flattered: Miss reporter, please ask me.

What would you do if the world ended in ten months' time?

The female reporter put the microphone in front of him.

It is also related to alien spaceships. These days, major TV stations in the world are discussing this issue 24 hours a day, and various unimaginable resistance strategies emerge in endlessly. But everyone knows that in the face of absolute strength, everything is empty talk.

Isn't there anything else in the world to discuss?

Such as house prices!

His eyes widened. May I ask a question?

The interviewee did not cooperate, and the female reporter was about to refuse, but from the corner of her eye, she caught a glimpse of the cameraman behind him nodding slightly.

Immediately, his heart moved, and he smiled like a flower: Of course, you can ask.

Shi Enmin stared at the camera: I have mortgaged a house in the West District, and I still have 30 years to pay off the mortgage.

Before the earth is destroyed, don't you need to pay the mortgage?

The female reporter faltered: This... shouldn't work.

Although she is not a professional lawyer, she also knows that even if the house collapses unexpectedly, the homeowner still needs to pay the mortgage on time.

What's more, the destruction of the earth is only a possibility.

In that case, I'm sorry, I'm going to work! Shi Enmin said, pushing away the microphone, and hurried to the office building not far away.

Leaving the female reporter messy in the wind

He hurried, and finally pressed his fingerprint to check in before the front desk lady showed a gloating expression.

I said, Shi Enmin, can't you be late once? The front desk wrinkled its cute little face with a pitiful look.

The words Wang Jie are engraved on the bulging nameplate on her chest.

I'm sorry to disappoint you! Shi Enmin didn't show any apology on his face.

You... Wang Jie was about to get angry, her black eyes rolled around, and she thought of a good idea.

She flicked her hair lightly, with a charming face: Brother Shi, if you can be late before the earth is destroyed.

As she spoke, she deliberately straightened her upper body and showed her beauty: I agree to date you!

Shi Enmin waved his hands and walked towards the office: Come on, according to the company's small speaker, your appointment list has been scheduled for eleven months.

I have no luck.

As an old man in the workplace, Shi Enmin clearly knows that the front desk lady is a special kind of existence. They have a high degree of education, a good figure, and a pretty face, but they are willing to have a salary that is not enough to buy cosmetics every month.

Why?

Of course, it is to catch a golden tortoise son-in-law, so that one day he will fly to a branch and become a golden phoenix.

This kind of woman should never be messed with by poor boys.

Shi Enmin walked into the office, sat on the chair in the cubicle, and turned on the computer.

Take out a client list from your backpack and put it on your desk.

Looking up, he saw that team leader Zhang was assigning tasks to the new employees, quickly opened the scarf, and browsed Professor Li Mo's homepage.

Professor Li still hasn't published a new blog post.

Is the earth really going to be destroyed?

He was immediately disappointed.

As an astronomy enthusiast, Shi Enmin knew that humans had no chance of winning in the face of high-level spaceships. All kinds of experts in the media will only talk in exaggeration, deliberately downplaying the difference in the level of civilization.

People all over the world know that the only person who can save the earth now is the great scientist who invented the Moxing battery and the quantum chip. But... after he released the information that the alien spaceship was about to arrive on Earth, he didn't update his blog post.

A bold idea rose in his heart.

Do you really want to sell the house and use the money to go crazy before the earth is destroyed?

When he was very young, he had a dream to travel around the world on a luxury yacht, preferably accompanied by a lovely girl.

Dreams are just dreams. For so many years, Shi Enmin has never even seen the sea with his own eyes. A mortgage house has tied him firmly in the pigeon cage of the city.

When I opened the real estate transaction website, it was filled with the words urgent sale. In just one week, the house price in Yanjing dropped by 20%!

It seems that he is not the only one who has the same idea.

Xiaoshi, this is today's client list. Team Leader Zhang threw a document full of phone numbers on the table: The insurance item that our Datian Insurance Company is promoting today is Fumanduo Life Insurance.

60% rebate!

Shi Enmin was surprised. The 60% rebate means that the customer buys 100 yuan of life insurance, and the insurance salesman can draw 60 yuan from it, which greatly exceeds the general insurance items.

Full of doubts, he opened the contract sample of Fumanduo Life Insurance:

The insured is between 18 and 40 years old. Continuous insurance for 20 years. After 95 years old, you can get insurance dividends

The following thousands of clauses with ambiguous meaning and precise words clearly indicate the exemption situation.

Shi Enmin sighed inwardly. This is completely a kind of super lucky insurance. According to the insurance contract, less than 1% of customers will be able to get compensation in the end, so it is no wonder that 60% of the points will be refunded.

Sighing, he still dialed a number according to the number book: Hello, Mr. Wang Dashi, I am Datian Insurance.

Beep.

After he said the word insurance, the other party hung up the phone without hesitation.

Shi Enmin didn't feel angry at all, and even felt lucky that the other party hung up the phone so early, so as to avoid wasting time.

Hello, Mr. Chen Shanyi, I

Doo doo doo.

After being hung up on more than 20 calls in a row, he finally said his name completely, Hello, Ms. Ai Qingxiu, I am Shi Enmin, the business manager of Datian Insurance Company.

Our company recently launched a protection-type life insurance, are you interested in learning about it?

A crisp voice came from the other side of the phone: Manager Shi, can your company's insurance protect the earth?