I Just Memorized The Plot. Did You Tell Me To Change The Script?
Chapter 72 Peerless Crotch
Jiang Jinhua thought for a while, then took Xie Chun's arm and sat on her side.
"As soon as the editor comes, let him sit across from me. That would be better."
Xie Chun thought it was true and couldn't refute it, but then he felt jealous eyes coming from all directions.
This kind of gaze is rarely felt outside, but it goes without saying what kind of people are able to hang out in maid cafes.
Someone like Xie Chun who brought a good-looking girl in with him or even sat with her could probably be sentenced to death and executed immediately in their hearts.
The maid standing aside also looked very interested: "Are you two a couple? It's really rare for a couple to come to our store together."
"Of course not." Xie Chunguang quickly denied.
The maid looked at the two sitting close to each other and snickered twice.
"Then the menu is on the table. If you need anything, you can call me and I will help the masters bring it."
Xie Chun's eyes turned to the thick menu on the table. It was full of content and was the size of twenty or thirty pages of A4 paper.
The entire page was filled with sample pictures of various products, and there were also strange words like "The Magic of Love! Luxurious Magic Omelette Rice" written in dazzling pink.
And the price below that even Xie Chun seemed to feel a little pained.
Is it so easy to make money in the second dimension?
A bowl of ordinary omelette rice costs more than 100 yuan. You must know that the box lunch at the playground yesterday was only 88 yuan!
Xie Chun, who was cut off by the scenic spot yesterday, obviously has no interest in being the wronged.
It is true that he is rich, but if he is rich, he cannot be taken advantage of.
The things here are completely over ten times the price. Only two-dimensional otakus who really need the emotional value of a maid will be willing to pay.
Xie Chun showed a clear smile to the maid: "Give me a cup of hot water, thank you."
"???"
Xie Chun watched as the smile on the maid's face gradually solidified. Really, does ordering a cup of hot water count as a customer?
It doesn’t seem like it really counts.
Jiang Jinhua pinched his arm: "He was joking, he wants two tiramisu, I want a glass of ordinary orange juice, what he said..."
She flipped through the menu and confirmed, "Let's have the coffee called "The Magic of Love! After pain, there will be ultimate joy." That's all for now. "
"Okay, two masters, please wait a moment." The smile of the maid returned to her face.
Xie Chun was really embarrassed. How could there be such a store in Lucheng? It’s simply doing whatever it takes for the sake of the economy.
Jiang Jinhua suddenly asked: "Brother Xie, aren't you used to the fact that there are so many beautiful girls in maid uniforms here?"
"That's not true. I used to go to a lot of stores with all kinds of pretty girls with those bad friends."
That kind of shop is usually relatively hidden and only serves some distinguished people. How can it be so outrageous as this coffee shop, which is open openly on the street.
Moreover, he is relatively clean and self-sufficient, but he has basically seen all the scenes that he should see.
Jiang Jinhua asked strangely: "Then why are you nervous?"
Xie Chun said in a bad tone: "I only confirmed my relationship with Xingruo the day before. Of course it's not good to come to a place like this today!"
"It doesn't matter, I just asked the maid for some details."
Jiang Jinhua was reasonable: "When I go back and order a suitable maid outfit for Xiao Xingruo, you won't be nervous when you visit a store like this more often."
She thought for a while: "Or if you want, I can wear it for you."
"I do not want!"
Xie Chun no longer knew where to complain, but following her words, he automatically imagined the two of them wearing maid outfits.
Su Xingruo is probably the kind of gentle and cute maid who will chase you to call her master, but Jiang Jinhua's words are simply unimaginable. Her daily housekeeping skill tree has not been lit at all, and she is a model of destroying whatever she wants.
Apart from her gender being female, there is no intersection between her and a normal maid!
Thinking of this, Xie Chun couldn't help but look at the dozen young girls in maid uniforms in the store.
Although these people dress up as maids and call each other master, they are soulless. They are just waiters with maid settings added to themselves.
They're all fake!
A real maid should be one who is very good at work. She can make tea with literature and kill with martial arts. She wears a blue and white maid uniform, has short silver hair, and has the ability to manipulate time, such as time pause.
Xie Chun seemed to feel something flashing across his eyes, and turned his head to look over. Jiang Jinhua puffed her lips and said unhappily: "Don't look!"
"To be honest, you didn't bring me here, why can't I watch it?"
"Didn't you just say that you were in a relationship with Xiao Xingruo? Are you planning to have an affair?"
"Fine."
Xie Chun couldn't get angry with such a naughty kid, and he really had no interest in the maid in the store.
"When will your editor arrive?" He was already sitting a little bored.
"It should be soon." Jiang Jinhua looked at the time and suddenly remembered something.
"I don't think I know what he looks like yet?"
"???"
Xie Chun was shocked and said: "Then you are still arranging for others outside every day?"
Jiang Jinhua stuck out her tongue, took out her cell phone and started asking where the editor was.
On the other side, the maid placed the order she had just ordered on the table. Xie Chun first divided the cake and then handed the orange juice to Jiang Jinhua.
When I finally wanted to get the coffee, my hand was blocked by the maid.
"?"
Xie Chun looked confused. Is this a revenge for what he said before, or is it because the fat house in this place has the M attribute and will not be angry even if he is teased like this?
While he was thinking, the maid took out a bottle engraved with a red love heart from her pocket and said in a seductive tone:
"Master, how much love from your maid do you need?"
"ah?"
Xie Chun didn't know how to respond for a moment, this scene was too weird.
Drugged in person?
Jiang Jinhua paused while replying to the message and explained: "I'm just asking you how many pieces of candy you want."
She often checks information on this aspect, so she knows everything about the industry.
Xie Chun nodded, that's it.
He turned to look at the maid and took his coffee in a cold tone: "No, thank you."
"???"
The maid's smile froze once again, while Jiang Jinhua raised her hands to cover her face, as if she wanted to distance herself from Xie Chun.
But Xie Chun knew clearly that she just didn't want to laugh out loud and embarrass the maid even more. He could clearly feel that Jiang Jinhua, who was sitting next to him, was shaking all over.
"Then if you have anything, you can call me again. Your maid is at your service at any time." The very professional maid said this with a smile, and left with a dark face.
Then Jiang Jinhua didn't hold back at all and laughed out loud on the spot.
"What's so funny?"
"Nothing, nothing." Jiang Jinhua asked, "Brother Xie, are you so uncooperative?"
"Because the relationship has been confirmed, it's not easy to accept love from other people." Xie Chun looked at him expressionlessly:
"Please call me a wonderful crotch."
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