I Just Can Score

The nickname of Son of God originally originated from Manchester Athletic. Their report article commented on Zhen Shaolong, Zhen Shaolong's three goals were all caused by Arsenal players' mistakes. Handball.

If you consider the one that was blown off by the referee, he actually scored four goals!

Zhen Shaolong has become Arsenal's nightmare. When Arsenal players kick off again, they must be more careful with Zhen Shaolong. Maybe the ball they kick will hit Zhen Shaolong and bounce directly into their own goal.

Although a few goals were Arsenal's mistakes, every time it was Zhen Shaolong's luck. He seems to be a person favored by God. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a child of God.

The Times directly talked about the Son of God, Judging from the goals of the game, he seems to be the Son of God. Arsenal did not lose to Newcastle United, but to God...

The Times also criticized Arsenal's state by the way, Maybe they were affected by the first round of the match. When facing Zhen Shaolong, the defenders were obviously a little scared and nervous, as if Zhen Shaolong had become an insurmountable obstacle. They kicked the ball to Zhen Shaolong time and time again, and Zhen Shaolong stood there without moving, but the football rushed over directly.

There were so many handballs in this game, the process was like a farce, and it was enough to be recorded in the history of the Premier League, becoming the funniest game of the season and even in recent years.

The Guardian continued to support the style and held a positive attitude towards Zhen Shaolong's performance, In the interview after the game, everyone was amazed at Zhen Shaolong's luck, but we can't ignore that Zhen Shaolong's efforts in the game, he has always been Constantly running, even running after the ball, he can be said to be the hardest player in the game.

This review...

Zhen Shaolong felt blushed when he saw it, and he also had a good impression of Guardian.

This is good media!

Well said!

Daily Mirror can be regarded as half of Newcastle United's hostile media. While lamenting Zhen Shaolong's good luck, they criticized Zhen Shaolong's practice of kicking the ball into the arm of an Arsenal player on purpose, We can't be sure that he did it on purpose, but Judging from the game, there should be a certain degree of subjectivity.

That's not positive game spirit and no player should do that.

Maybe UEFA should introduce some rules to limit similar practices...

The last sentence barely makes sense.

It is impossible for UEFA to modify the established game rules just because of a game, which is tantamount to completely targeting Zhen Shaolong. In addition, the impact of modifying the rules is huge. What only Zhen Shaolong can do will affect all players after modification.

For example, change it to 'the opponent's shot is not inside the goal frame and the handball is not a foul'.

How is this defined?

What if the opponent is passing the ball? The other side does not admit that it was a shot, and no one can do anything about it.

What if the defensive player deliberately handballs? Dipping is a common occurrence, and 'false handball to block the attack' may also happen if the rules allow it.

etc.

The impact of changing the rules is too great.

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Amidst the media reports, Newcastle United returned to the training rhythm.

Zhen Shaolong is in a good mood, the temporary crisis task is completed, and there is no goal limit, he can relax and play the game without wasting a lot of brain cells, no matter how to complete the task, how to score goals, the most important thing is , the skill acquisition task of Shooting is almost coming to an end--

Mission progress: assists 11/12.

Details: Joey Button, Michael Owen, James Milner, Charles N'Zobia, Alan Smith, Nicky Butt, Graemy, Obafemi Martins, Emre Berozzo Grew, Viduka, Damien Duff.

Goals: 12/12.

Details: left foot, right foot, left leg, right leg, chest, back, head, face, buttocks, key parts, left arm, right arm.

Only one assist away!

Zhen Shaolong is looking forward to it very much, but at the same time feels that it will not be easy to complete. Although there is only one assist short, it is not easy to complete the task. Players who are easy to assist are already on the list. He needs assists from marginal teammates or defenders , to complete the task.

It takes opportunity.

In the relaxed training life, Zhen Shaolong has a lot of troubles, and the one who brings him the biggest trouble is Owen.

Michael, stay away from me!

Zhen Shaolong stood on the training ground, looked at Owen who was running beside him, and said directly annoyed without concealing his disgust.

Owen turned his head and showed a smiling face, he didn't care about Zhen Shaolong's anger at all, and continued to follow beside him.

...

Zhen Shaolong was helpless.

This is already the third day after the game against Arsenal.

Since the end of the game, Owen has been following Zhen Shaolong. He does what Zhen Shaolong does, both in the locker room and the training ground.

As for what he usually does, Owen can bear it if he imitates it. What Zhen Shaolong can't bear is that when he goes to the bathroom, Owen always goes with him!

This shit!

Zhen Shaolong felt that he had a good temper, but he was still very angry with Owen's behavior.

Don't do this! Zhen Shaolong suppressed his anger and talked with Owen many times.

Owen's saying is, I want to learn from you.

Is this called learning?

certainly.

Then you don't have to follow me to the bathroom, do you?

Owen said bluntly, After a few days, I found that you go to the toilet very regularly. This kind of regularity may represent something, and I can't say for sure, but I decided to follow you.

...

If you just go to the toilet together and you can bear it, every time you squat in the pit, the other toilets are empty, and there is someone queuing at the door, then you can't bear it.

Zhen Shaolong used to go to the toilet in the corner.

The bathroom in the club is well decorated, and the sound insulation effect can be said to be very good, but other sounds can still be heard from the toilet in the middle, and the toilet in the corner is the quietest.

Owen was queuing up outside.

once.

twice.

When it was the third time, Zhen Shaolong simply went to the chairman of the club, Michael Ashley.

Ashley was smoking in the office and drinking red wine by the way, looking very enjoying it, Zhen Shaolong rushed to his office and immediately said, Mr. Ashley, I have a request.

What request? Ashley asked unhurriedly.

I want to apply for a separate bathroom, which only belongs to me! No one else is allowed to enter!

...

Ashley took a sip of red wine.

Zhen Shaolong's request was simply unimaginable, and Ashley couldn't understand it no matter how he thought about it, Could it be a cleanliness? It's rare for football players to have a cleanliness...

Or for other reasons?

Ashli ​​thought for a while, and it didn't matter what the reason was, because it was a small matter, so he nodded in agreement, assigned a small bathroom in the office building to Zhen Shaolong, and asked the staff to lock the door and put a sticker on it. marked --

The bathroom that belongs exclusively to Zhen Shaolong!

Zhen Shaolong went to his own bathroom to experience it, and it felt super comfortable. The decoration was second, and the key was that it was relatively quiet.

When he came out, Zhen Shaolong looked at the sign and added a sentence below with a signature pen, Special reminder: Michael Owen, flies and mosquitoes are not allowed to stand in front of the door, and entry is even more prohibited. Violators will be fined 100,000 pounds.

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The next day is game day.

Newcastle United played against Bolton at home. Zhen Shaolong hadn't recovered yet and didn't play for a round of rest, but Newcastle United still defeated Bolton with one goal.

This is Newcastle United's ninth consecutive win.

After the game, the Guardian used nine consecutive victories to sweep the Premier League to describe Newcastle United's magnificent record, and said, Newcastle United has shown the momentum of winning the championship. Entering the second half of the schedule, the performance has not declined, but it is better.

As long as they can continue to achieve excellent results, they are very likely to win the league championship!

Other media also praised it.

There are praises everywhere from the outside world, which is of course good news, but Newcastle United soon had bad news. During the one-day interval training, Milner and Butt were injured one after another.

Bart's injury is better, he just sprained his ankle, and a week's rest is enough.

Milner's ankle muscle strain, the doctor's examination concluded that he needs to rest for a month.

Milner has always been the main force on the right. The injury and truce have caused too much loss to Newcastle United. The outside world has also attributed Milner's injury to the head coach Allardyce.

Milner played too many games! He's the second most played player at Newcastle United!

Allardyce is killing genius!

Allardyce should consider the player's body, instead of patronizing good results!

...

Allardyce also felt a lot of pressure, and what made him even more worried was that the cold weather in Newcastle might cause more players to be injured.

Now the team is in a good situation, and a large number of injuries will have a huge impact on the results.

You must pay attention!

Allardyce became vigilant, and the club also mobilized team doctors and fitness coaches to evaluate each player's injury probability in a scientific way. Those with a high probability of injury should simply rest or even go home to recuperate. Training also has to be done with care.

Soon Newcastle United ushered in the fifth round of the FA Cup, and their opponent was Nottingham Forest.

This is an away game.

Zhen Shaolong did not start the game, but he still entered the squad. In the 73rd minute of the game, Allardyce found that the team was unable to score, so he simply sent Zhen Shaolong up.

Zhen Shaolong helped the team score a goal in just ten minutes of playing. The process of scoring is not important, what is important is that the veteran Solano, a new name for assists, gave the assist.

In the end, Newcastle United defeated Nottingham Forest by one goal and entered the next round of the FA Cup.

On the way back, Zhen Shaolong was very excited and patiently inspected the newly acquired skills--

Shooting: With the help of the system, your shooting will become more accurate.

Passive effect:

1. For shots not completed with both feet, the correction effect of Calibration is doubled.

2. For shots facing away from the goal, the correction effect of Calibration is doubled.

Active Effects:

Accumulate enough points to actively use skills.

When the shot is strong enough and is not within the goal frame, random accidental factors will be triggered, forcibly changing the course of the football, and making the football enter the goal.

Points: 20/20.

(Note: Every influential goal will be counted as a point, use skills to clear the points).