I Just Can Score

The German commentator congratulated St. Pauli for winning the championship. After saying some official blessings, he began to review St. Pauli's winning process.

group matches.

knockout.

After Feyenoord, Braga, Sevilla, Osasuna, and the final with the Spaniard, after commenting on each game and round of games, the commentator's statement became, St. Pauli They should have won the championship, because they have such an excellent shooter like Zhen Shaolong, from a statistical point of view, it can be said that St. Pauli's championship is more than half of Zhen Shaolong's credit!

This is not flattery.

The German commentator then gave a set of data, St. Pauli's UEFA Cup has thirteen matches, including four group matches, finals, and four rounds of knockout rounds. Zhen Shaolong played all the games and completed three games in total. Thirteen goals.

Thirteen games, 33 goals, the average goal rate per game is over 2.5...

This data is too scary!

Even on average, Zhen Shaolong has almost completed a hat-trick in every game. A week ago, there were still many people talking about Zhen Shaolong breaking Gerd Muller's league goal record, but now, seeing His stats in the UEFA Cup, we found...'

Zhen Shaolong's performance in the UEFA Cup is even better than in the league!

Perhaps, one thing we can be sure of is that the UEFA Cup has scored 33 goals in a single season. This new record is difficult to break again. Unless one day the UEFA Cup is reorganized and each participating team has more opportunities to play, otherwise it will be too difficult. It's...

The previous record was only sixteen goals...

Zhen Shaolong's UEFA Cup scoring data is enough to shock everyone who heard it, and many fans only know that his scoring efficiency is so terrifying.

Simultaneously.

The central TV commentator was also talking about Zhen Shaolong's scoring rate, with some joy in his tone, and countless praises in his voice, Zhen Shaolong, the number one striker in China, can also be said to be the number one player in the world. forward!

He completely conquered the UEFA Cup with 33 goals!

This season, Zhen Shaolong has broken many records. He participated in the Bundesliga for the first time and broke Gerd Muller's record. With an unbelievable statistic, he broke the UEFA Cup scoring record.

He will also become the player who participated in the five major leagues in the first season and won the top scorer and even the European Golden Boot award!

As for small awards such as Bundesliga best rookie, I won't talk about it, but it is certain that with his excellent performance, he can already compete for this year's Ballon d'Or.

We don't know how many awards he can get, but there is no doubt that in just one season, he has become the hottest star!

In the praise of the central TV commentator, China's Internet is about to explode, and there are news about Zhen Shaolong everywhere. The first, second and fourth most searched news are related to the UEFA Cup final and his performance. .

Netizens on various forums also expressed their opinions one after another, admiring and supporting Zhen Shaolong constantly, and many netizens also used proxies to log in to foreign servers, register Facebook accounts, and pay special attention to Zhen Shaolong so that they can keep abreast of dynamic news.

Simultaneously.

There is a question about the final, which also appeared in the discussion of netizens. During the game, some fans discovered that Zhen Shaolong would shout something every time he took a shot. The fans were very interested in what he shouted specifically.

The Internet is full of smart people!

In a short period of time, a lip-language expert stepped forward and gave a definite answer to the question, The front is 'justice, glory', and the back is 'I am invincible'!

It's not imaginary to remind teammates, or anything else, what he shouted is Chinese, Chinese!

After a few experts stood up and compared the mouth shapes in the video a few times, the fans confirmed what Zhen Shaolong was saying, and then began a heated discussion——

Justice, glory? Zhen Shaolong wants to express that defeating the Spaniard is justice, and winning the UEFA Cup is glory?

Zhen Shaolong just called out victory in advance, he often does this!

This is too arrogant!

Zhen Shaolong is invincible, five goals in a game, you can't accept it!

This is an awesome player. When he shoots, he shouts 'invincible', and no one can stop him!

...

The Chinese fans couldn't be more satisfied with Zhen Shaolong's performance, and they are deeply honored by it. Naturally, there are voices of praise in the speeches, and occasionally there are some voices of you only shout in the game when your brain is broken, and they are also drowned by the crowd of praise .

As it should be.

Zhen Shaolong's yelling didn't affect his performance, on the contrary, his performance was unanimously recognized. It doesn't matter what he yelled. The analysis with high support on the Internet is Zhen Shaolong's personal hobby. He can yell whatever he likes.

The perspective shifts to the playing field.

After the referee announced the end of the game, St. Pauli cheered unanimously. Many players jumped up excitedly, and some players had tears on their faces.

They, cried.

Zhen Shaolong also had joy on his face, and he couldn't hide the smile at the corner of his mouth, but he didn't shed tears, because... anyway, it was easy to win, so why cry?

He saw that Gene's eyes were red.

Zhen Shaolong hurried over to comfort him, Are you crying? It's different from usual! Are you still a man?

Gene quickly suppressed his tears, but still couldn't help hugging Zhen Shaolong, Thank you! Thank you so much! I was able to win the UEFA Cup champion! Haha...

Zhen Shaolong was also slightly moved.

Jean continued, It's finally here! Ever since I was with Lanesa, I have lost my freedom, my past, and everything. Countless nights I have dreamed of being free with Fabian on the Rope Road Free days...

Gene recounted his dream.

Zhen Shaolong felt a little uncomfortable when he heard it, but he couldn't feel any better when he thought that it was a man who was telling about his glorious history of prostitution.

But, my friend!

Zhen Shaolong still reminded Gene out of friendship, If you really want to be free, I suggest you go to other places, the rope road is not suitable for you.

When Jin asked again, Zhen Shaolong didn't say a word, because he and Lanisha also knew each other, and Lanisha helped him with the mission last time.

so……

I can't be sorry my friend!

After the excited celebration on the court, Zhen Shaolong came to the sidelines, because a Chinese reporter called him over, and it was a necessary step to accept the interview after winning the championship, but he was still somewhat resistant, because the interview was with Central TV, and he was facing the whole world. During the live broadcast in China, he was worried that he might say something wrong.

The reporters from Central TV are still very friendly, they will not ask difficult questions for no reason, and the first question also made Zhen Shaolong feel relieved.

Congratulations to you and St. Pauli for winning the UEFA Cup. How do you feel? Do you want to say something to the audience in front of the TV?

This is so easy!

Zhen Shaolong said sincerely, I'm very happy. In fact, the team's goal all along has never been in the UEFA Cup, because we are just newly promoted. The whole club is very excited to reach this point. But this is football. We persevered and won the final victory.

On the field just now, some teammates shed tears. This is the excitement brought by the championship. I am also very happy. This is the first important championship I have won...

Zhen Shaolong said a few words about winning the championship.

Afterwards, the reporter asked, You scored five goals in the game. Would you be very excited? For goals. Five goals are rare in history. You also broke the UEFA Cup final score. ball record.

Zhen Shaolong hesitated for a moment, but said truthfully, There's nothing to be excited about. A record is just a record. Last time I scored six against Braga...

The reporter twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, coughed lightly and immediately switched to the next question, We noticed that in the game, before every shot, you have to yell a sentence. There are lip language experts interpreting, what you said is 'justice' , Glory', and 'I am invincible', what special meaning do these words have?

Zhen Shaolong hesitated even more.

After realizing that Zhen Shaolong hadn't spoken for a long time, the reporter immediately asked, Then let me guess, is it because you call out justice and glory because you think winning the game is just and what you should do, and you can win the game if you win the game? Championship glory?

Zhen Shaolong nodded vigorously, and gave the reporter a thumbs up with a grin.

The reporter seemed to be encouraged, and continued to speculate, You shouted 'I am invincible', do you want to express your confidence?

Zhen Shaolong continued to nod.

He simply gave the reporter two thumbs up, and was very moved by it - did you see it? This is the interviewer, so beautiful, generous, kind and easy-going, and more importantly, very understanding, able to help him explain.

If it wasn't for the live broadcast, Zhen Shaolong would have thought about asking for the phone number.

Good reporter!

A role model for journalists all over the world!

The live interview was not over yet, and the reporter continued to ask, Can you ask the question that the fans are most concerned about...

what?

How is your transfer progress? Sorry, this question may be a bit private, but many people think that you will leave St. Pauli, and domestic fans are also very concerned...

While the reporter was talking, Zhen Shaolong had already turned his head to look at his teammates.

Cruze shouted forcefully, Let's go!

Zhen Shaolong immediately said, I'm sorry, I'm here first, I'm leaving, and I'm going to present awards later...

transfer?

Such a focus issue must never be revealed, not even by the domestic media. Let the central TV broadcast it live, and the whole world will know.

————

Zhen Shaolong decisively dodges.

When we returned to the locker room, there was already a lot of laughter inside. After Zhen Shaolong entered, he immediately became the core of the 'joy'. The teammates were too jealous of his performance.

UEFA Cup final!

Five goals!

Thirty-three goals were scored in the UEFA Cup. The media summed up the UEFA Cup and the performance of the season. His name cannot be escaped. His fame will spread all over the world.

So Zhen Shaolong was tricked.

In less than five minutes, his whole body was submerged in mineral water, and there were a lot of biscuit crumbs stuck to his hair, and it was unknown which bastard found it.

Zhen Shaolong took a shower with sadness, and after rearranging, everyone else was also ready to go, only to return to the stadium to attend the awards ceremony.

Boll came over.

Boer's smirk can be seen at a glance, Zhen Shaolong turned his head immediately, and saw Boer holding a piece of white paper in his hand, which was the paper he pasted on Boer's back before the game, on which was written, I, Bol, there's a big diao!

No.

'Bor' has been changed to 'Zhen Shaolong'.

When Bol's conspiracy was seen through, the teammates in the locker room all laughed, presumably they were also one of the participants who were bought.

Boer and Gene continued to persuade Zhen Shaolong to stick the white paper behind his back, and the others also followed suit, Put it on, and treat it as if we did it.

In the future, everyone will know that you have a big...

Many female fans will like it and look forward to it. I believe your popularity will definitely be better!

Or vote!

We are very democratic!

Zhen Shaolong realized that he had been democratic, or to use a more literary term, his teammates had launched a tyranny of the majority. This is how the famous Socrates died in history.

he doesn't want to die...

But in terms of strength... even if Fighting Technique appeared suddenly, he still couldn't defeat nearly twenty people.

what to do?

Zhen Shaolong turned his mind quickly, looking forward to resolving the crisis, he immediately came up with an idea, I think Mr. Bergman is also suitable. Yes, he is the beneficiary of the championship.

—?

The surrounding teammates wanted to hear Zhen Shaolong's logic.

Zhen Shaolong explained, Think about it! We won the UEFA Cup, but for each of us, it's just an extra medal. Has your social status increased for this? Has your salary increased?

Even the bonus... the club is only willing to pay 300,000 euros, it's too stingy!

Many teammates nodded.

Mr. Bergmann is different. He will become a star coach and his coaching career will usher in a bumper harvest. I heard that the club will give him a new contract...

Zhen Shaolong told a few facts.

After hearing this, the teammates felt that Bergman was more enviable than Zhen Shaolong.

Then……

When the St. Pauli team stood on the field and waited for the runner-up Spaniard to receive the award, Bergman, who was standing in front with a smile on his face, unknowingly had a blank piece of paper behind him, which read--

I,

Andreas Bergmann,

There is a big diao! !

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