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after the game.

The St. Pauli players did not leave the stadium immediately, but stood in the stadium, lining up in a row facing the media stands on the east side.

turn back!

Take off your jersey!

Because the game is over, taking off the jersey will not be punished as a foul. The players took off their coats wantonly, revealing the lining inside. Each player has a large character printed on their back. The combination is a sentence--

Wishing all Chinese fans a happy Year of the Pig! Happy New Year!

Next is the most important link, all St. Pauli players shouted this sentence together.

This is the hardest!

Before, it was just to reveal the big characters on the inner lining. It was as simple as making some stickers of Chinese characters. When it came to shouting, it was to let the players say it themselves. It is not easy for a group of foreigners to memorize a few inexplicable syllables in a short time , Zhen Shaolong spent a lot of time on this, guiding and correcting the pronunciation of many teammates.

It turns out.

Hard work doesn't necessarily pay off.

A group of players yelled that their tones were not neat at all, and their pronunciations also had their own characteristics. When they were connected together, they became a mess. Some teammates thought it was funny and kept laughing there.

The result is a mess!

In the end, the only syllables that could be clearly heard by reporters outside the venue were the words Happy New Year.

Zhen Shao's dragon head is a bit big.

After the hustle and bustle is over, free play is next. St. Pauli won the game, and the venue is Miller Gate Stadium. The players can do whatever they want without worrying about time.

Zhen Shaolong was interviewed by a Chinese reporter and said some auspicious words, I will use my goals to send New Year greetings to all Chinese fans!

I wish all Chinese fans, in the new year, a smooth career, all wishes come true, everything goes well, and the year of the pig is auspicious...

He said more than 20 idioms in a row, and the reporters who heard him were a little dazed.

Then Zhen Shaolong talked about organizing his teammates,

An interesting story about New Year's greetings for Chinese fans, I organized it. Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year, which is a very important day for us.

The first day of the Lunar New Year is also a traditional time for New Year's greetings. I told others to give Chinese fans New Year's greetings together!

This activity is very interesting, and they all feel that they are interested, but the pronunciation of Happy New Year is difficult to practice. We don't have much time, so we can only take time to learn, but their language level...

Zhen Shaolong shook his head in disappointment as he spoke, which made the reporters laugh out loud.

Luz came over suddenly and said excitedly, Zhen, are you talking about the New Year? I knew it! I also want to wish Chinese fans a New Year!

Xi-yan- good!

Luz only articulated the word 'good', and didn't struggle with the pronunciation. Then he turned around immediately, pointed his back at the camera lens, revealing the big character 'pig' on his back, and shouted excitedly, This is me. Blessings! zu represents me, I am zu, and I decided to make it my lucky pattern!

...

The reporters gave a friendly dry laugh. They felt that they should not laugh at a German player for his misunderstanding of Chinese character culture.

But what else to say?

If you try to correct Luz's thinking, it will probably have the opposite effect, so let him be happy, and it will be fun to watch from the sidelines!

Zhen Shaolong held the same idea, he counted his thumbs towards Luz, which immediately made Luz more excited and energetic.

field.

Players walked out of the field one by one, preparing to return to the locker room.

Didn't leave either.

For example, Bol.

Boer has been standing there, posing a big character, which forms a harmonious picture with the big character behind it.

He continued to let himself go.

Boer thinks this movement is very natural and awesome, as if the body is dissolved in the air, ahem...it will definitely attract a lot of attention.

This time he got it right.

Although posing in this pose for a long time makes people feel silly, but for media reporters to report, just taking a photo is enough.

In the photos taken, Boer's movements and the word big on the back form a very harmonious picture. In addition, when he turns around, he can't see the face in front of him, which immediately makes people feel a kind of natural and beautiful.

Many reporters planned to use Boll's backside photo as a picture for news reports.

In the end, Luz rushed over and kicked Bol in the ass, making Bol wake up from his nature, and then the two chased away from the court.

Zhen Shaolong was at the back, Boer was very upset no matter how he looked at it.

This guy……

It can be said that it stole the limelight!

It was originally a game for the Chinese fans to celebrate the New Year, but Bol performed the best. He had a pass and a shot, but Bol also scored a goal and performed very well on the defensive end.

Bor, shine the audience.

Boer's performance is second to none, and Zhen Shaolong can accept it, but Boer's free movement during and after the game really steals the limelight.

How did this guy learn to pretend to be X? Zhen Shaolong kept thinking.

Of course, no results.

Bor just had a flash of inspiration and made an interesting gesture.

After the competition was over, Zhen Shaolong returned to his residence, feeling very uneasy because he didn't know whether the task was completed or not.

He can only wait.

If the media makes a lot of reports and more fans see it, the task will definitely be completed, otherwise, the task may fail.

During the reminder, Zhen Shaolong kept checking the news, mainly domestic sports and entertainment news, hoping that the news about his New Year's greetings would be refreshed on the page, and he would occasionally glance at Facebook in the middle.

He soon found out.

Through Alice's following channel, he saw Rolls' Facebook account, and through Rolls' following channel, he found...

Zhen Jiuye's Facebook!

If you just see Zhen Jiuye’s Facebook, it’s actually nothing. Zhen Jiuye is a failed turtle, but he has always been chasing trends. Going online and registering on Facebook are nothing, but Zhen Jiuye recently A message on Facebook turned out to be--

My new book, Hamburg: A Dreamy Journey, the first chapter is about to be released. Do you have any expectations?

The following is the brief introduction of Hamburger: Dream Journey: My new book is based on my son, Zhen Shaolong!

Mainly describe the life course of playing football in Hamburg...

...

Zhen Jiuye's latest diary, and a small fragment of the new book description, the general content is that the protagonist went to Shengyeling Street, entered a sex experience hall by mistake, fell in love at first sight with the masseur inside, and warmly received him...

cough cough...

Anyway, it is the content of the Eighteen Prohibition.

The description in it is fascinating, and the plot is so delicate that people can't help but post it. Zhen Shaolong felt a deep sense of crisis, and immediately left a message to Zhen Jiuye, This new book of yours...don't be afraid. Go in again?

Zhen Shaolong's head was about to explode.

It doesn't matter if Zhen Jiuye decides to die by himself, at worst, he will be imprisoned for a few years. Labor reform will help to relax his body and mind.

but……

You can't cheat your son like this!

Zhen Jiuye replied quickly, Don't worry! Longlong! I use pure German, which is only published in Germany. I have already negotiated a contract with a publisher in Berlin. I only take the manuscript fee from abroad, the copyright and my It has nothing to do with it. I also consulted with my lawyer friend, and there is no problem. It has nothing to do with China.”

How much is the manuscript fee? Zhen Shaolong was a little concerned.

About 100,000 words and 10,000 Euros! There are five sales points!

!!!

It could be heard between the lines that Zhen Jiuye was very proud of being able to negotiate such a big contract.

He may feel that he is already a great writer.

Zhen Shaolong also found out that Master Zhen Jiu could still make a lot of money. Ten thousand euros for one hundred thousand words is more than one thousand yuan for a thousand words. If you type a thousand words a day, you can earn more than a thousand manuscript fees. It's really cool. crooked.

If Zhen Jiuye relied on good works to earn so much royalties, Zhen Shaolong would definitely give him a hundred likes.

The issue is……

This is a cheating son!

During the publicity, what did you say was based on him, if you write a normal one, you can still accept it, a pure German small-yellow-text?

Zhen Shaolong had a deep sense of crisis.

If this book really becomes a hit in Germany, his reputation will probably be completely ruined? Maybe not, after all, reality is reality, but there is always a little influence. When fans talk about themselves in the future, they will say that he is the prototype of so-and-so Xiao-Huang-wen.

I made a grass!

no!

A positive image of Lao Tzu!

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The memory inherited from his original body allowed Zhen Shaolong to have a certain understanding of Zhen Jiuye.

If you use the reason of 'destroying your son's star image', you will definitely not be able to persuade Zhen Jiuye to change his mind, because Zhen Jiuye will say, I am supporting you to go abroad, not for you to play football!

You can't beat him.

Zhen Jiuye twisted like a stubborn donkey, he could disturb three points without reason, his writing career was the most important, followed by his son's writing career.

play football?

That was completely out of Zhen Jiuye's consideration. He believed that celebrities were actors, and those who played football were not much better.

He decided to adopt a roundabout strategy and have a detailed talk with Zhen Jiuye about writing skills and sense of substitution.

Zhen Jiuye would definitely like this topic.

The first thing that Zhen Shaolong thought of was Boer, because Boer fit the character image in Zhen Jiuye: he visited the red-light district of St. Pauli and tasted all kinds of customs in the world.

A dead fellow is not a poor fellow!

in addition.

Released in Germany, based on a Chinese player, does not conform to the aesthetics of the Germans. It is like a Chinese game with a foreigner as the protagonist, which will definitely lack some sense of substitution.

Boll has an inherent advantage in this regard --

He is German.

So Zhen Shaolong began to tell Master Zhen Jiu, There is a Fabian Bol in our team, he is almost the same as your protagonist...

It's completely alone... What a coincidence! Hahaha!

He's a German!

He also has a nickname, St. Pauli's 'Prince of Melancholy'. He is very famous. Almost every fan knows him...

It is also the dream lover of many female fans...

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PS: I would like to thank the new leader 'Rabilot', only to find out that he is already the leader. Thank you for your long-term support!

. Sogou

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