I Just Can Score

Goal with your ass?

Creating the possible out of the impossible...

Proof of excellence?

Zhen Shaolong thought carefully about the logical relationship between butt scoring and excellence, but he couldn't figure out how the two could be related.

The system's weird thinking mode is completely different from normal people!

It's better to have a hat-trick mission! Zhen Shaolong complained, thinking, it's not that the ass goal is embarrassing, but the butt goal is also a goal, and there is nothing to be ashamed of, but it is tantamount to humiliating the opponent.

But……

Is it that easy to score goals with your ass?

The system didn't give a super skill of the butt can be used as a leg, so he can only rely on his existing ability to work hard to complete the task, and he immediately thought of a way to complete it--

Must Kill!

Kill is the best skill to use. As long as you can touch the ball with your butt in the small penalty area, you can complete the task of scoring goals with your butt.

This process is the best, when a teammate passes the ball, he lifts his butt and arches the ball into the goal.

It's still a bit embarrassing...

In Zhen Shaolong's mind, imagining that scene, he felt a little ashamed.

In addition, there is another way, which is to bring the ball to the goal line. If the opponent is too late to defend, he can pick up the ball and then 'deliberately' push the ball in with his butt.

This also works.

In terms of process, it is too humiliating to the opponent.

The latter method is too difficult to achieve, because the opponent is not the big team in the previous game, but the mighty Bayern Munich. Let alone choosing a method to score goals, it is not easy to complete goals.

The difficulty of this task is really high, no wonder the reward is so rich.

Zhen Shaolong immediately put aside his shame, and was a little worried that he would not be able to complete the task.

Finally he shook his head.

The tasks have been received,

You have to work hard to complete it, and it is useless to think too much.

Alice.

Zhen Shaolong returned to reality, looked at Alice immediately, and reminded, If you are interviewed tomorrow, you must help me create a positive image. You know, anything can happen in the game.

Oh……?

Alice was a little puzzled.

Zhen Shaolong didn't explain much, and immediately looked at Claudio, Come on, Claudio, you can do it. After he finished speaking, he blinked at the two women, and there seemed to be a hint of connotation in his eyes.

Immediately the two women blushed.

Zhen Shaolong turned around and walked out, went back to his room to rest, Alice looked like nothing happened, and asked a little strangely, What's wrong with him? That look?

Claudio said immediately, I don't know either.

Not to you?

I thought it was against you!

Did something happen to you? Alice's eyes were full of questioning.

No...no. Claudio immediately denied, and then retorted in a low voice, I still think it's you, he must be winking at you, he told you before that he was interviewing or something, and he just gave me a cheer.

may be.

Alice's eyes were full of doubts, and then she said, I'm going to take a shower, and walked quickly into the bathroom. After closing the bathroom door, she couldn't help but take a long breath, and said to herself, It's okay, she I didn't find anything! I can't do this in the future, I am his manager and his sister...

outside the door.

Claudio didn't know what to think of, and his face became even more rosy, Alice's eyes are really sharp, she is very smart, she must be starting to suspect, but she can't let her know what happened to Zhen and me.

It can't happen in the future, it was just an accident.

right!

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The next morning, St. Pauli conducted a simple training, and in the afternoon took a plane to Munich.

Munich is too far away from Hamburg, flying is the best choice. Going one day in advance is also to keep the players in a good competitive state. The plane is different from taking a bus. You need to wait, line up, etc. Flying in the air may also cause some players to feel physically uncomfortable and have a rest in the hotel. At night, I can almost adjust my physical condition.

St. Pauli still has expectations for the game.

It is impossible for the head coach Bergman to ask for a 'must win', but he also wants the team to get points. St. Pauli's goal is to avoid relegation, but to lead the team to get good results, we must strive for it as much as possible.

Bayern Munich is not a good team player, especially the away game is more difficult to play.

But this year's Bayern is different.

Ballack is missing this season, and it is difficult for the players introduced to fill the gap. The outside world is saying that Bayern has a problem. Ballack's departure is a lack, which also ignited the fuse. Leaving aside the seven points scored in the league, only five goals were scored in four games, which shows that Bayern's ability to score goals is exhausted.

If you put it on an ordinary team, five goals in four games is definitely not a small number, but Bayern is different. They are the overlord of the Bundesliga. They usually score two goals per game in the league. The opponents in the first four rounds are not outstanding. The team, Dortmund, Bochum, Nuremberg, and Bielefeld, in four games like this, five goals and seven points are a bit unreasonable.

The outside world is saying that Bayern is not in good shape, or that it is difficult for Bayern to adapt without Ballack.

Coach Magath also admitted, We want to build a new diamond-shaped midfielder as soon as possible, but it will take some time to get used to it.

So it is a good time to meet Bayern. When Bayern really runs in, their performance will definitely be much more stable.

Even if it is an away game, Bergman dares to think about the one point problem. The requirement for one point is not high, it is just a draw. He does not dare to hope to win and grab a point from Bayern's home court. , It is very beneficial to the future league situation and the morale of the team.

that night.

Zhen Shaolong and Kruzer are in the same room, and the state mode of the two is to do their own things--

Kruse is playing a game.

Zhen Shaolong is looking at the tablet, pay attention to Facebook followers, reply to netizens' messages, and glance at Claudio's Facebook followers by the way.

Nearly six hundred!

The growth rate is very stable, very good. I only posted one video. When there are more videos in the future, I will definitely pay more attention.

Zhen Shaolong is still more optimistic.

Claudio's popularity was not only brought about by him as a guest, because he appeared on the scene at the end, and netizens had to see the end before they could notice him.

In the video, Claudio is hearty and generous, dressed as a cook to attract attention, and the explanation process is occasionally humorous, making it easy for people to see the end.

Many female netizens left messages saying that the video was very helpful to them.

Success is evidenced by so many affirmations.

As long as Claudio can persevere, his popularity will definitely become more and more popular. When he gets 10,000 or 20,000 followers, he can make a lot of income by making a video interspersed with some advertisements.

Will she still be a nanny at that time? Zhen Shaolong began to worry about this, as if seeing Claudio becoming famous, he ruthlessly abandoned the low-paying nanny job.

Hiring another nanny will definitely cost more money! It won't look so beautiful and feel so good...

Zhen Shaolong felt a little regretful.

Zhen, look! Cruze shouted, interrupting Zhen Shaolong's thinking, The game company has modified your data.

The kickball game?

right.

Kruse came over with the forehead, pointed at the character model of Zhen Shaolong on the game screen, Look! This statistic, shooting, is 99, this is the highest value! The upper limit of the game! The highest can only be 99!

The top 99! No other player has the same data.

Your dribbling, confrontation and other data have also been slightly increased...

Cruz said excitedly.

Zhen Shaolong didn't care about the statistics, he asked with interest, Will I be invincible now if I play the stage?

Kruse's expression changed, and he said regretfully, I tried it just now. If you use a striker, you are still not as good as Luz...

why?

Although the shooting score is 99, the air attribute is still a bit worse. In addition, the shooting is only a numerical value. The actual effect is not much different from 95 or 94. It is probably more likely to hit the goal.

that's it?

Yes! Kruse said, Don't worry about this, shoot 99! This is affirmation, this is an honor...

Zhen Shaolong's face turned black.

honor?

Honor has a shit!

It's still not as good as other people's performance when they are sent to the field, and it doesn't make sense to listen to adjustments.

What kind of broken game company is this? I am the number one shooter in the Bundesliga, and I should be the best striker!

Zhen Shaolong complained in dissatisfaction.

In fact, there was some debate within the game company about the adjustment of Zhen Shaolong's model attributes. Their point of contention was that it was difficult to use the existing data model to match Zhen Shaolong's data with the actual performance.

Zhen Shaolong has always scored a lot of goals.

The characters in the game score more goals, which means they have strong abilities, and the attributes are definitely not low. No matter how the evaluation scouts sent to observe, they all feel that Zhen Shaolong's confrontation and technical ability are not strong. If he is adjusted to a character with high attributes, He will definitely shine in the game, but most of the time, Zhen Shaolong can't get the ball, and he rarely cooperates with his teammates, so his normal performance is not brilliant.

Zhen Shaolong is the game's inability to reflect the real bug!

The background staff of the game company sighed with emotion. They came up with two sets of plans, one was the significantly increased attributes mentioned earlier, and the second was to formulate a special mechanism.

The previous set was overturned internally.

Zhen Shaolong's attributes were only modified briefly, shooting was raised to the highest level, and the others were only slightly increased.

The second set is to formulate a special calculation mechanism and create a separate backstage for Zhen Shaolong, such as forcibly formulating that the shots he completes have a 30% chance of scoring goals.

This mechanism is still under discussion.

It is not too much trouble to add a mechanism to a single character, just write a few specific calculation methods, but adding a mechanism may also cause confusion.

For example, there is also a mechanism for goalkeeper defense.

If the scoring probability of individual players is forcibly increased, it may affect the calculation of the goalkeeper's defense.

All in all, it's complicated.

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On the day of the game, St. Pauli conducted a simple training at the temporary venue. In the afternoon, the whole team took a bus to the Allianz Arena in Munich.

The warm-up before the game is over, and the game is about to start.

In the locker room of the visiting team, Bergmann once again focused on defense. He mainly talked about allowing the two full-backs to withdraw properly to participate in the defense.

The biggest impact of Ballack's departure is Bayern's center.

In order to make up for the lack of offense brought about by Ballack's departure, Bayern continued to try to increase threats from the two wings, and St. Pauli also had to implement defensive restrictions on the two wings.

Soon it was time for the players to play.

Bayern Munich and St. Pauli are on both sides of the player channel. In the last German Cup final, Bayern players dismissed St. Pauli, and St. Pauli players felt a bit like seeing a big star. The style has been pulled down several points.

Things are much better now.

Counting from May, it is the third time that St. Pauli has played against Bayern. The team has also been upgraded to the Bundesliga, and the players' immunity to stars has been greatly improved.

On the contrary, among the St. Pauli team, it is very attractive to the goals of Bayern stars.

That was Zhen Shaolong.

Many Bayern players looked to Zhen Shaolong. In the German Cup final, Zhen Shaolong left a deep impression on Bayern. He almost single-handedly led the team to defeat Bayern with Ballack.

Now Bayern has no players, dare to underestimate Zhen Shaolong.

There is one player in Bayern whose eyes are still full of enthusiasm and interest, that is the striker Pizarro. Pizarro has the deepest impression on Zhen Shaolong. He has been practicing the curve ball on the back heel for the past three months. It is a pity that he has worked hard. After a long time, there was almost no gain, and he couldn't use his heel to kick out a satisfactory rotation arc.

This process made Pizarro's heel very flexible. It can't be said to point and hit, but it can be kicked very accurately.

Pizarro could feel his progress, and immediately became more convinced of Zhen Shaolong.

He can use the back heel to kick out the arc. He must have the ability to enter for a long time. As long as I persist, I will definitely be able to do it in the future.

But maybe he has a knack!

Didn't the bald man talk about it last time? He knows Chinese Kung Fu! Maybe there is some trick in Chinese Kung Fu!

Pizarro kept thinking.

If it is not limited to the unspoken rule that both sides are in the player tunnel, it is best not to talk to each other before the game. He wants to go over and have a few words with Zhen Shaolong.

Other Bayern players were not as persistent as Pizarro. The reason they looked at Zhen Shaolong was simple: Zhen Shaolong's performance left a deep impression on them. Before the game, the head coach Magath also explained that he must stick to Zhen Shaolong's point.

The Bayern players don't think Magath is too important at all, and they also take it very seriously in their hearts.

The current Zhen Shaolong is no longer the Bundesliga Bundesliga top scorer in the German Cup. He has performed extremely well in the Bundesliga. He has scored five goals in four league games. In the past round of the German Cup, it took only 20 minutes He scored four goals in a short period of time. Such high efficiency is really amazing.

Be sure to pay attention to this guy, don't give him any chance!