I Have the Aura of Overbearing President

Over half of the show, Chu Chu finally understood why she had to rehearse in batches, not only because of her special status, but also because of the poisonous tongue content of other guests. These talk show manuscripts are written in advance by the screenwriter, and there is a teleprompter on the spot to avoid guests forgetting words.

The writers didn't want to let President Chu know the content in advance, all they wanted was a natural response. Since Mr. Chu has no standards and thinks that the past manuscripts are not sharp enough, they will play hard!

Next, Chu Chu became the key attack target of the audience. Everyone who came to power must cue her.

"Mr. Chu, anyway, you are the big boss of Chenxing Films and TV, and you are half-footed in the entertainment industry. If you come up and say that no one knows, is it a bit fake? Is this something that you are proud of?" Guest A Not accustomed to pretending to make obscene remarks, tit-for-tat.

Chu Chu ca n’t always explain that she is a book wearer, and she said seriously: "The main reason is that your fans do n’t work hard. I know this is a bit of a self-esteem, but you need to find a reason for yourself in all things. Insulting my real name. Look, I do n’t remember Li Taihe ’s name? "

The other party didn't expect Chu, who looked cold, but the answer he gave was strange and grounded. He couldn't help but stunned on the spot.

As we all know, fans of Li Taihe insulted Chu Chu for a long time, and now the parties not only laughed but also laughed at themselves, which was really unexpected.

Chu Chuping waved his hands peacefully, and sincerely suggested: "Hurry up after you go back, and mobilize the fans to scold me for two weeks. Not only can I remember your name, your great idol Chu Yanyin can also remember your name! "

Guest A: "..."

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Guest B saw the frustration of others, and immediately jumped out and asked: "Mr. Chu, there are rumors that you have unspoken rules about your company's entertainers, so Li Taihe left the contract, what do you think?"

"I'm not Yuan Fang, what can I see? I chose not to watch." Chu Chu spitted expressionlessly, "If Li Taihe is indeed forced to have a relationship, he should call the police and let the police arrest me for indecent assault, Instead of leaving the contract. "

Guest B: "... Your bold speech may make the show off the shelf."

Chu Chu: "Why? I'm seriously spreading the law."

Guest B: "..."

The audience clapped their legs below, which is really special!

Guest c was serious: "I'm telling the truth, don't be upset. You can be so arrogant on the show, but it's your good dad."

Chu Chu shook his head: "I don't depend on my dad."

Guest c was noncommittal and raised his eyebrows: "You can't deny your family and wealth to bring you confidence."

Chu Chu didn't panic and hurriedly said: "You're wrong. I'll give you an analogy. Old Chu is more rich than me, but he can't be arrogant on the show. Do you know why?"

Chu Yanyin's wealth is many times that of Chu Chu, but Chu Dong is always dignified and polite, and he has not lost his gaze. Guest c was indeed asked dumbfounded and asked curiously: "Why?"

"Because Chu Yanyin wants a face, but I don't want it." Chu Chu blinked. She smiled lightly and patted her face. "So my arrogance is not my dad, but my cheeky face."

Guest c: "..."

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The host, Xiaodu, was willing to admit defeat, and wished to clap his hands and praised: "Mr. Chu is very powerful, does not hack others, and hacks himself! Then we will invite our last guest, Mr. Chu, the overbearing president who is crazy and hacking!"

The debut music sounded, and Chu Chu finally stood on the rostrum in warm cheers.

If the audience at the scene was initially disgusted with President Chu, they are now all stunned by her sense of humor and Jin sentence, and look forward to her talk show performance. After all, she speaks with a group of Confucianists without having to look at the teleprompter.

Chu Chu straightened the microphone, looked around the crowded audience, and said: "Before the broadcast, someone asked me why I want to go to a variety show; after the broadcast, someone will definitely ask me why the variety show is so good, do everyone know the reason?"

The audience under the stage was blinded, and some people shook their heads honestly.

Chu Chu confessed: "The reason is very simple. If Yinda just reached a cooperation with Xiaoying, do you think I will work so hard? I would like to solemnly remind Han Dong that your screenwriter will write this kind of boring and itchy boring. The manuscript can't reach the pain point. The first episode of "I'm the King of Tongue" will probably be stale after the broadcast, or it will be renamed "I'm the Awkward King."

Han Dong named in the background: "..."

Handong: Wait! ? This is a program recording, you actually directly named diss program? ?

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Everyone should know that Xiaoying recently completed the pre-A round of financing, which I invested. The company executives at that time persuaded me to let me think twice and don't be impulsive. I was fighting for reason and quoting the case. It took a lot of tongue to persuade the other party ... "Chu Chu paused for a moment, sighed, and shook his head." Now I stand on the show site and find that I used to be in vain. This is a fish pond bureau. I belong to the king with bronze, no Let go of their black body, they can't laugh at all! "

The screenwriters in the background suddenly realized that it was not the other guests, but the innocent people who were the target of Mr. Chu's poisonous tongue!

The audience on the stage couldn't help but applaud and laughed courageously.

"Isn't there a guest who asked angrily just now, why can't I remember their name?" Chu Chu looked at the guest seat and educated him seriously. "You should be glad now that I didn't remember what your name is, if I really remember it .. I will never find you on a talk show again. You are not enough to show except talk! "

Guest A admired Di Jianghu's clenched fists and wished to kneel down to President Chu.

Chu waved his hand and said casually: "Okay, now someone must ask, why do you only speak the English word talk? Because my education cost me money, you can go to Li Taihe fans to find out, they are right I know more than myself. Socrates once said that knowing yourself, I can't know myself, but Li Taihe's fans can! "

"I really want to make an advertisement and take over the promotion and marketing work of celebrities. If any artist wants to be popular, please contact me in private. We have a curse, basically two weeks of hot search first booking. The effect is better than any promotion company. Better, the price will be cheaper, pay first and then operate. "Chu Chutai said freely." You can't buy a loss, you can't be fooled. If you're sincere, don't disturb. There are successful publicity cases-the male star Li who claims to be a movie emperor but is a variety show certain."

The audience on stage already had a stomachache with laughter.

"Many people think that the lives of rich people are very happy. What I want to tell everyone is that ... it is indeed very happy. I am so happy that I do n’t want to go to work!" Chu Chu nodded in agreement, but helplessly said, "But old Chu students do not allow me After eating at home and waiting to die, he waved his hand and set a small goal for me, earning 10 billion. I was stunned when I heard this, and I thought why did n’t I claim 10 billion for liquidated damages? I want this What's the use of billions! "

In the burst of laughter, an audience shouted: "Is 10 billion real !?"

Chu Chu replied: "It's true, and there are additional conditions. If I don't complete my goal within three years, Lao Chu will arrange for me to marry and have a son, and live in the same way as he did. Say it is 'avoid me to lose sight of people outside', and it is estimated that I will not be allowed to go on this kind of show in the future? "

"No-we want to watch you on the show! We will raise 10 billion for you!"

"Oh, what a shame?" Chu Chu refused to say, "I will ask the assistant to post the account name on Weibo, and everyone will transfer money to me."

Audience: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Good!"

Chu Chu: "Just kidding, I'm a rich man, why are you so sorry for your money?"

Audience: "..."

Audience: Are you showing off your wealth suddenly? ?

After the audience was amused, they returned to the topic: "Don't be nervous, I believe that the goal of 10 billion is well achieved. I use this platform to persuade all businessmen in good faith to cooperate with Yinda, otherwise your sons I will suffer. If I cultivate a young talent, and eventually be ruined by someone like me, I ca n’t bear it! "

"Lao Chu knocked door-to-door and knocked on the door, and Zhangkou asked," Ah, do you have a son in your family? "How do you answer? This situation is very embarrassing. Although Lao Chu's career is big, he can't sell for glory! Chu Chu laughed humorously and said, "Every up-and-coming young man of marriageable age, young talents, please work hard to save yourself. I assure you that as long as you cooperate with Yinda, I will let you go and never marry you!"

"Mr. Chu, let me go to hell-please marry-" a girl shouted from the audience and everyone laughed.

Chu Chu's face was full of beautiful scenery, and Yi Zhengzheng said: "National laws do not allow it."

Audience: Do you really think of yourself as the host of the PFA program? ?