I Have a Lot of Resurrection Coins

At night, in a small courtyard on the outskirts of the Sun Moon Sect, a man was sitting in the courtyard and dozing off.

There are Buddhist classics in front of the man. These books look a little old, as if they have been around for a long time.

Kangdang...

The bald head had an intimate contact with the stone table in the yard...

Dazedly touching his bald head, Wu Ke yawned.

Standing up, Wu Ke patted the Buddhist classics spread out on the table, and gently closed them.

Patted his butt, scratched his bald head, and looked at the courtyard behind him, Wu Ke seemed to be thinking about something.

Walking into the house, Wu Ke, who hadn't cleaned the house for a month, swept the floor, wiped the table, and closed the windows.

Taking out a piece of cloth from the cabinet, Wu Ke thought about it, brought a set of clothes, and then brought two fanbooks painted by Jiang Lin, slowly blew out the candles in the house, and then slowly closed the door. close.

When Wu Kegang stepped out of the courtyard, a person, a bird and a pig flew down from the night sky.

Light bulb, did your wife find it?

The light bulb was the nickname Jiang Lin gave Wu Ke. Although they didn't know what a light bulb was, Jiang Lin said that a light bulb was a bald head that would glow.

That's right...

Hehehe...I found it.

Wu Ke wiped his nose with a smile, quite a simple and honest wretchedness...

Then don't worry, if you want a wife, Brother Jiang will definitely bring back that Cuihua, and I promise to warm the bed for you.

The eagle flapped its wings and said.

Wu Ke quickly waved his hand: No, I have to be in a hurry. What if Brother Jiang falls in love with my wife? I can't beat Brother Jiang... and... it's not a green flower, it's a lotus...

Emerald flowers and lotus flowers are all the same. Jijibo rolled his eyes at Wu Ke, Brother Jiang still has a master who will fall in love with your wife?

That's not necessarily true. My lotus is so beautiful. What if Brother Jiang becomes more attractive? Brother, I'm in a difficult situation.

Fang Chaoqun patted Wu Ke's bald head casually: Okay, stop talking, you are not afraid that Brother Jiang will fall in love with Cuihua, are you afraid that Brother Jiang will fall in love with Brother Jiang?

It's Lianhua... Wu Ke really wanted to punch a few guys, And Cuihua...ah bah...how could Lianhua like someone else? She only likes me, okay?

Come on.

Fang Chaoqun gave Wu Ke a blank look, and continued:

Wu Ke, tell me about you, what do you guys think? In Lianhua's previous life, I met him when I went out to sell fake swords. Then, you also went to find Lianhua, but Lianhua Finally fell in love with a scholar?

Jijibo also added: Let's talk about Lianhua's previous life. I also met Lianhua when I was doing postpartum care for other sows. At that time, you also ran out in a hurry. In the end, Lianhua fell in love with Lily!

It's not just that.

Diao Da couldn't bear it anymore.

Let me tell you, when Lotus came to the world, I was assigned to the courier hall to deliver the courier because of insufficient performance. Guess what, the recipient is the fucking lotus. That day, Wu Ke grabbed me and drove outside , What happened in the end, Lianhua was married a long time ago, and the courier was a Qixi Festival gift from a monk of our Sun Moon Sect to Lianhua... In fact, Lianhua is a monk of our Sun Moon Sect...

At that time, Wu Ke, the dead light bulb, lived in the west of the city of the Sun Moon Sect, while Lianhua lived in the east of the city...

That's right, Wu Ke, can you be more manly...don't fall in love every time, I'm in love with your size! Can you be more straightforward! Jijibo patted Wu Ke's bald head angrily, You are no longer a Buddhist disciple!

Who says I'm not. Wu Ke straightened up with a proud face, Even after so many years, I can recite the Diamond Sutra backwards for you!

Hey, if you can bear it, you should carry one~~~

Sutra King Kong!

...

Fuck, what are you doing?

Don't slap your face...

Who kicked me?

Ah! My chrysanthemum!

Then, under the moonlight and the stars, one person, one bird and one pig put a bald head on the ground and rubbed it frantically...

After an incense stick of time, one person, one bird and one pig patted their clothes comfortably.

And Wu Ke got up with a bruised nose and a swollen face, sadly chewed a golden lotus raised with his own natural fertilizer, and recovered as before in the next moment.

Wu Ke, I'm not a brother. I said, you really need courage. What did Brother Jiang say back then? Go there if you like it. What's the use of confessing? What's more, you didn't confess your love at all in your f---ing previous lives. , What are you trying to do? The shyness of Buddhist disciples?

Wu Ke simply looked at Fang Chao's skirt, blinking his eyes like an old man showing off his cuteness: Isn't it?

Fang Chaoqun twitched cheekily: I'm your size...Have you ever seen a Buddhist disciple who drinks and eats meat and often squats with us on the corner of the street to see girls?

Hey! Fang Chaoqun, don't spout blood. Drinking and eating meat is because I have a Buddha in my heart. What I'm squatting on the corner looking at is not a girl, but... water! Brother Jiang said that women are like water!

Then what's with the bellyband you're wearing?

As he said that, he took off Wu Ke's deep V, and inside was a light red bellyband embroidered with strawberry patterns.

Hey, it's still strawberry... wait... why does your bellyband look so much like Fang Chao's cousin...

Suddenly, the sound stopped abruptly, and Diao Da and Ji Jibo looked at the other side of the room together...

It's too deceiving! Wu Ke, you actually bought my cousin's bellyband! Fang Chaoqun jumped up all of a sudden, Wait! Diao Da Ji Ji Bo, how did you two recognize each other?

Wait, copying the skirt, there must be a misunderstanding! Diao Dalian hurriedly argued!

What else is there to say? I treat you as brothers, but you actually want to be my brother-in-law! I...I'm going to get mad!

Immediately afterwards, a person, a bald head, a bird and a pig began to wrestle...

crash

Hitting and hitting, Diao Da's claws accidentally scratched Fang Qun's clothes...

emmm...

It's also light red, or strawberry style...

For a moment... a person, a bald head, a bird and a pig fell silent at the same time.

The scene was once very embarrassing...

Cough, cough, rest assured, everyone, I will definitely catch up with Lianhua in this life, and I am not going to see Lianhua immediately, I will go back to Wanfozhou for a while, please don't miss me.

Wu Ke broke the silence and said, sorted out his deep V, shouldered the burden, and left silently...

At the same time, the rest of the people, one bird and one pig, also silently arranged their clothes, turned around and went home in embarrassment...

Just walking, one person, one bird and one pig stopped and looked in the direction where the bald head left.

I don’t know how many years ago, there was a saying in Fozhou:

[There is a monk in Fozhou who can understand thousands of dharmas. 】

But why...

This bald head...

How do you look like it?

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