I Have a Bunch of Players on Earth

"What is the technical department doing? The webpage hasn't been restored yet? It's been four hours. Do you know how much traffic we have lost?"

In Yodel City Morning Light Evaluation Company, the director in charge of the company's overall content planning urged the assistant crazy.

The assistant looked at the director ’s bare head and carefully said: “Boss, the director of the technical department Yang said that the amount of access is too large, plus the outsiders deliberately attacked with spicy chicken data, our current server is difficult to load ...

"Isn't it a new server?" The bald director frowned.

Assistant Wen Yan lowered his head and said: "Director Yang of the Technology Department said that the growth is too fast, and the server I bought earlier was quickly overloaded ..."

The director suddenly angered: "These **** technicians blame the hardware in case of trouble, and spend so much money every year to invite them to eat shit?"

The assistant looked carefully at the other party. The director's words seemed to be a thunderstorm, but the sound volume was unusually small ..... It seemed that there was a little fear of being heard by outsiders, which made people feel extremely weak .....

But she can also understand that the technicians all over the country seem to be a bit arrogant recently, and they clamor for resignation or collective strike.

And now their morning light evaluation is another critical moment. The director is really afraid to take the risk of offending those program apes at this time!

The game "Xinghai" has only authorized one evaluation company since its launch, and several large evaluation companies have refused to enter the game. This has allowed Xinghai to have exclusive exposure rights and the morning community evaluation of the exchange community. The company has experienced rapid growth in the past two years. Countless game bloggers and netizens waiting for games to queue up have registered members here. This brings a lot of traffic to Chenxi's evaluation and also puts tremendous pressure on their vulnerable servers!

Especially recently, after Xinghai started to promote overseas, it also attracted a large number of foreign users. The virtual community in the era of intelligent globalization communicates. The capacity of each user unit is actually not small, plus a large number of game bloggers upload High-definition big pictures and various videos have caused them to update the server hardware almost every six months, and the financial pressure is not great.

However, this huge traffic has forced their company to choose to support it. The market value of their company has exceeded 90 billion federal currency. This is already a sky-high price for a review company. China can have this market value evaluation. There are definitely no more than three companies!

As long as they are listed, these senior executives can immediately reach the peak of their lives!

Thinking of this bald head editor, he took a breath and decided to endure the wave of arrogance of the recent program apes, and said softly: "You let Director Yang first find a way to stabilize the community, even if the traffic is temporarily restricted. At least stabilize the situation first. I'm going to apply for the server problem now! "

"Yes ..." Assistant Wen Yan quickly ran towards the technical department ...

"What? Limit traffic?" In the technical department, a fat man wearing casual clothes and dragging a pair of plywood slippers rolled his eyes and heard a group of colleagues playing mobile phones behind him: "Look? What do I say The result is not the same as the opinion I mentioned at noon? These lay leaders are also the same, obviously do not understand the fart, you have to embarrass us, you said that in this case, what can be done in addition to the current limit? To find a way, we are programmers and not Doraemon, it is a blind delay! "

assistant Manager:"........"

The boss is right. Recently, the program ape seems to be a bit arrogant, and I do n’t know when it started. These guys are all fair and not wearing formal clothes. Shorts and slippers are happy and fat. It is not a general self ... .

and.....

The assistant looked at the hair of these guys curiously. He recently discovered a very strange thing. Recently, several technicians seem to have started to grow their hair again ...

"Boss, I'm about ten minutes away from work. Now how do we restrict the operation?" One of the newly arrived female programmers asked.

"What? It's still ten minutes away from work?" The fat supervisor shuddered, and quickly looked at his cell phone, then shot his thigh: "I wipe, this is still a fart? Hurry, put half of the server People kicked out directly, queuing outside to set up a one-in-one-out system, do n’t stop playing with mobile phones, get started, and strive to get off work within five minutes, labor and capital have to rush home and move bricks !! ”

Everyone heard it and quickly put away their phones, crackling on the keyboard.

The assistant was stunned and opened his mouth to say something, but in the end he didn't speak. The assistant who resigned before coming came reminded her. Don't stop this group of dog programmers from working. The last time the director did this to let these guys I made an excuse to strike directly for a week!

The new female programmer is also amazed, secretly said: Is this job so capricious? I go, this seems to be not the same as the working environment described by the previous teacher. Say a good program ape only deserves to sleep three hours a day?

Ah, it circle is really good, go back and tell the little girl, there is no future in reading normal school, fill in the computer quickly ...

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"I'm leaning, kicking people directly? This dog community is getting more and more spicy!" In a remote community, a scruffy young man came out of the game warehouse scoldingly, went downstairs and picked up his mobile phone.

The virtual community can't go, and it can only be forced to pretend to be in the ordinary community. Young people pick up their charged mobile phones and click into the ordinary discussion community that Chen Xi evaluates.

For the brick-moving player like him, the only place where they can be forced is these discussion communities. After all, those netizens who have lined up for a year outside are harder than they are, and they often reveal a little bit of the game content. The expression of envy and jealousy among a group of people is one of his few enjoyments.

"Brother, you are finally online, the Chenxi virtual area exploded, I thought you were not online today ..."

As soon as he went online, a player named Wang Po eating melons immediately went to him q.

The young people looked at this id, and he knew that this guy would definitely find him for the first time ...

This guy is also a queuing file. This guy is very excited recently, because his queuing quota has reached three digits. According to the speed of the recent rankings, he could successfully log in to the game in a week.

It is a pity that an announcement in the early hours of yesterday made him dream of landing the game a week.

According to the announcement: Due to the opening of overseas channels, considering the server load, the studio decided to slow down the platooning rate of the Central China Channel. The specific degree of slowdown depends on the number of new players from overseas. ...

As soon as this news came out, there was a lot of swearing from netizens waiting in line last night, especially those players who were already lining up. I heard that they were already at the location of the joint celebrity meat game studio. Pull out for a meal!

What a joke? Do netizens in your own country ignore foreigners first? Is this planning a neuropathy? Is the foreigner your father?

So those netizens who lined up for more than a year exploded in an instant, activated their ancestral lineage, and ran to the major platform communities to scold Xinghai for such adoring operations. The players also know that they have come to the Chenxi community to eat melons.

This also caused the Chenxi Community Server to crash three times a day!

"Brother, you can count it, let's talk about it, what is the situation in the game? Can we get it?"

"That's right, labor and capital have been arranged for a year and a half, and a year and a half, do you dare to believe it? Finally, I'm a little slender, and actually told me to wait for the foreigner to walk ahead? Why?"

"Ma egg, last time a rich second generation saw my queuing order, I directly sold two million to buy it, but I didn't sell it. Two million. I can buy a small apartment on my side. I I ’m so stupid. I knew this company ’s peeiness. I might as well sell this queue ... "

Looking at a bunch of anxious remarks, the young people smiled slightly and gave a calm expression: "Don't be excited, if you want to know one by one, slowly ask, old rules, one bitcoin per question ... ... "