I Have a Bunch of Players on Earth

"My Nima soap?" Grandpa Lu looked at the huge Gundam in front of him in an incredible way.

He can't hear it wrong, it's soap

"Is your little B hidden very deep?" Soap's teasing voice continued: "Where did this cat call me? It's more clingy than the second fattener of labor and capital when it barks for food, okay, you **** bastard, still hide Have these skills!"

As soon as such a trivial ridicule rang out, Grandpa Lu no longer doubted for an instant, the product in front of him was just soap!

"It's really the heifer flying on the plane when I wipe you. It's awesome. How did you do it?" Grandpa Lu curiously moved to the upper eyeball position, wanting to see if he really sat inside. A bar of soap.

"Hey, I didn't expect me to be so awesome." Soap's voice was unprecedentedly triumphant: "The artillery flew over, your turtle and grandson jumped so fast, and labor and capital couldn't catch up with you, so I thought I was going to be one step ahead of you. The dog brought it, but I didn’t expect the flame to burn me without pain at all.”

"It doesn't hurt that you scream so ecstasy?" Grandpa Lu rolled his eyes: "Do you know how my conscience has been tortured grandpa after hearing your screams?"

"Get off the calf, you run so swiftly and conscientiously tormented, if you were burned, you didn't call it? You didn't see it because of the great firepower. I felt that it was blown down. This mountain may be gone!"

"Blow you, why don't you say it's a nuclear bomb level?"

"Don't you believe that I will send you a post now?"

"Xin Xin Xin" grandfather nodded quickly like a chicken pecking at rice: "Soap is mighty, and accepting the nuclear bomb with bare hands, the scum on the top list is not worthy to lift your shoes!"

"Don't be yin and yang, now those guys on the top list are really not at the same level as labor and capital" Soap said proudly: "You know the mecha that Yunv has no melons? I tell you, compared with this, it will be broken! "

"Not so exaggerated?" Grandpa looked at the tall mecha suspiciously. Although the look is indeed handsome and mighty, sometimes the mecha is not just about modeling, but also anime and science fiction movies when I was young. It has been demonstrated to him many times.

Often the most powerful and up-to-date mechas are all scum, and those ruined mechas that are abandoned in a ragged corner and picked up by the protagonist by chance are treasures that can defeat a hundred!

"Let me show you the function that labor and management have just discovered." Soap gave a triumphant smile, then slightly opened a huge mechanical palm to aim at the slime-filled woods before.

In the next second, countless brilliant lasers blasted out. Under one round of shooting, the trees, grass, and rocks in the mountains were continuously cut like tofu, and the whole forest was instantly cut into a bare piece!

Looking at the lime sawdust all over the sky, my grandfather suddenly took a breath. This picture is simply invincible. There are a bunch of tanks in front of me. It feels like they were killed by tofu, so handsome!

"Brother!!" Grandpa became excited immediately.

"Hey!!" Soap suddenly laughed with arms akimbo: "Old Immortal Li Bai is right. I am born to be useful. Labor and management is not a simple soap. From now on, you can rest assured to follow labor and management, and labor and management will lead you to the New Territories. Gods and Buddhas kill Buddha!!"

"It's so floating." Grandpa couldn't help but curl his lips: "It looks like a dragon, right? You control such a thing and think you can go to heaven?"

"This guy is really not a dragon suit" Soap said quietly: "I read part of this guy's memory, is it a character?"

"How can you read other people's memories?" This skill made Grandpa suddenly a little frightened.

"I don't know either" Soap said honestly: "Not only can I read his memory, I seem to be able to replace him."

As he said, the mecha slowly opened, and a thin blue figure walked out of the mecha’s abdominal cavity. From a distance, it looked like a reduced version of Bernier.

"Are you soap?" Grandpa said with wide eyes.

"What do you mean?" The blue figure gave Grandpa a white one.

"I rub, what kind of form are you? Has the transformation succeeded?" Grandpa Lu asked excitedly.

He had known that being roasted would transform him

"It should not be" Soap shook his head: "I just absorbed something, and then it became like this"

"Absorbed something? What?"

Soap: "The original owner of this body"

Grandpa took a breath when he heard the words, so cruel? Ultimate opposite sex

How is the key absorbed? Is it the kind that is eaten directly like an alien?

When she was full of the picture in her head, Soap directly rolled her eyes and said: "Don't think about something messy, I'm not that sick yet"

Grandpa: "How do you know what I'm thinking?"

"I don't know" Soap frowned suspiciously: "It should be the body's ability, it seems to be close to you, I can read some of your emotional thoughts a little bit, not directly reading the mind, but through your subtle If you perform calculations and analysis on emotional changes, you can get some similar results. Don’t you know that my current brain is no different from a supercomputer. It can calculate a lot of problems in one second. It’s so awesome!"

"Isn't this a developer?" Grandpa was shocked, and said cautiously: "Is this the talent of this body?"

"probably"

"Then where is it if it hasn't been eaten by you?"

"Inside, I will show you in."

"Can I still go in?" Grandpa's eyes lit up suddenly, with an eager expression on his face.

"It's quite big inside, we have a lot of space for both of us"

"I suddenly don't want to go in when you talk like that"

After entering the body, grandpa looked around curiously. The cabin structure inside the body was more advanced than I thought. Although I can’t see what the equipment is, it looks very advanced.

And inside the mecha, on an all-round seat, there is a half-recumbent body exactly like the soap now, but it is much taller and the body exudes a much stronger sense of pressure.

"I wiped you and cut it in half?"

"I didn't do it" Soap shook his head: "He was like this when I came."

"Then how did you become like this?" Grandpa Lu asked curiously.

"I don't know very well," Soap said puzzledly: "I just wanted to kill him after sneaking into the mecha, and I was going to jump on his face and let him eat my stool and suffocate!!"

Grandpa: ""

"The main thing is that I don't have any offensive methods. All I can think of is to seal his nose and mouth to suffocate him."

Grandpa: "Then what?"

Soap: "Then I felt a strong mental power attacked me. I wiped it. It felt like a paper boat encountered a sea storm. Don’t you know my sense of helplessness at the time? I thought I was going to be killed by a spike. But in the end he didn't have the next move."

"No next move?" Grandpa was taken aback.

"Yes" Soap also looked puzzled, always feeling that there was something in his body that stopped him from trying to kill me, and then proactively contacted me. As soon as I responded, I became like this.

"I also gained some memories and abilities, even the mecha can be manipulated"

"Let me wipe it, what is your ability?" Grandpa was stunned, feeling so awesome

When I was about to ask again, suddenly a blunt electronic voice came from inside the mecha: X17 team leader Jessica is asking you for a spiritual link. Do I need to turn on high power to accept the link?

"amount?"

What the hell?