I Got the Worst Skill in the Academy

Chapter 55

55 – Do you hate ads?(1)

“There, please pay.”

I took a card out of my wallet and handed it to the boss. But he shook his head

“You two are not getting paid.”

“… yes?”

he pointed around. I looked around to match the gestures, and I saw women hurriedly turning their heads.

“Well… How’s the business doing?”

“Thanks to you two. I will not accept it as a thank you. Oh, just in case!”

Break my hand, take it

“If you are thinking of doing a part-time job! definitely come here! I will give you the highest hourly wage, please!”

I was sweating inside my eyes at the gaze that looked at me with both eyes shining.

I barely answered and hurriedly left.

“Wow, what the hell is this?”

At my words, Suho smiled.

“Still, I had a good meal. The money was solid.”

Subsequently, Suho suggests that since there are movie tickets he has reserved, why don’t you go see them?

‘It’s a movie… ‘

I nodded my head when I realized I hadn’t really been there since I landed here.

‘I often went to see it with my friends.’

Recalling old memories after a long time, I followed him as he led the way.

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“Confirmed. What size popcorn would you like?”

Suho closed his eyes and made a very serious expression.

“Um… Could it be a couple size?”

The man is a little taken aback by Suho’s words.

“Oh, couple sizes can be purchased with a discount applied when purchasing together. Shall we do that?”

Suho smiled and held out his card, and shortly thereafter received a fairly large size of popcorn and a Coke with a heart-shaped straw.

“See, look at this. Aren’t straws pretty? These days, couples must use something like this.”

‘Uh… ‘

It was a subtle feeling, but I didn’t care because Suho liked it.

The movie itself was mediocre.

The main character, who was playing a game, gets possessed and gets pushed all over by women around him for no reason or probabilities.

‘The last one… ‘

In the end, after all sorts of hardships, I found a way to go back, but I had already given birth to a child with the women around me and gave up on returning home, waving a baby bottle and working hard on childcare…

As befits a movie made in this world, polygamy or vice versa is allowed, so I couldn’t stop feeling sorry for the male lead who became a mummy every time he was squeezed by more than six women.

‘Write… ‘

Anyway, it was a good feeling and I didn’t like the ending very much.

Does that make sense in the first place? Love at first sight as soon as you see it?

You say you’re obsessed with not caring about the people around you? Forcibly put something in the drink to put it to sleep and attack it?

‘Even the friend I was talking about all my troubles turned out to be a woman and had been targeting me for a long time… .’

“It’s a movie, but it went too far. Isn’t that Suho?”

At my words, Suho was rather puzzled.

“Shoook… okay? I think it’s possible enough. no, it’s more common than that. Is that enough?”

“What are you talking about?”

Suho, who finished drinking the coke, looked rather strangely

“Seeing Siwoo, it seems that he is dark about the world. If you look at the news, there is a story about a man who was stalked by 4 people. Like the story of being obsessed with for 10 years and eventually getting married.

A story about secretly having sex while sleeping, giving birth to a child and succeeding in marriage… Are there a lot of normal ones?”

“… … ”

crazy fuck… Come to think of it, I remembered seeing the news like that.

I didn’t even pay attention to it, but it’s scary to hear it myself.

[Observer Message Yang says that this world is not easy and he is looking forward to the future.

‘… … ‘

When I came out after the screening, I saw an ambiguous time to eat dinner.

After thinking for a while, Suho suggested that we take a walk since there is a nearby park he knows.

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“… How are you Suho?”

“yes?”

“Is this really the right place?”

“yes.”

Suho smiles brightly.

I looked at him with a puzzled expression.

No matter what the reason… There are only couples around…

I saw everyone hugging, biting and sucking each other and making a big fuss.

‘Wow… It’s not even late at night, isn’t this a little Eva?’

For me, who has a Confucian ideological mindset, it was very manly.

[The observer message says that it is biased and that love should be free at any time.]

‘No, that’s enough… ‘

[He says that he is still a child and needs to experience more.]

I don’t really want to, but…

While chatting with Ms. Message for a while, Suho was nowhere to be seen.

‘Where did you go?’

Let’s look around in a hurry. Suho buys something from a street vendor.

He murmured with a bad-tempered expression.

Oops.

“?”

“Also! matches well.”

I put something over my head. Upon checking, I saw a mouse-like mascot character with red blush on a yellow background.

“No, wait a minute.”

Suho looked at him in surprise.

“Do you see Siwoo too? These days, it’s a popular mobile game character. Dogs call it Electric Rat.”

“uh… ”

Suho points to the small ball on the tip of his hat

“It’s like a park like this, and when you walk around, kids appear on your phone screen. See the little leather ball? catch it with it ”

“… That’s right.”

Crazy developer bastards… Even if you copy it, you should do it in moderation.

Inside, he cursed at the management team for putting such things into his heart and matched the rhythm with Suho’s words.

‘Anyway, I didn’t expect to like the unexpected game.’

Suho, who had been explaining as if he was having fun, stretched out as if he was a little tired.

“Whoa~ Today is so much fun. How is Siu?”

“So do I. It’s been a while since I’ve been watching people, so what to say… I want this to be alive.”

Because I fell here and ran like crazy. This break meant a lot to me.

‘Oh, I see.’

Suho seemed to know. That I’m in a strange hurry, that I’m running like crazy without looking back at all.

‘I had to run as hard as I could, but in Suho’s eyes he must have looked uneasy.’

Looking at Suho humming a song, he expressed his gratitude inwardly.

Parabababam~

After a while, sounds came from speakers installed throughout the park.

The content is to distribute free products to commemorate an ice cream shop that will open soon.

Suho stood up from his seat with his eyes shining.

“Siwoo! I’ll take that.”

“uh? Then let’s go together.”

Suho shook his head and put his hand on his shoulder.

“Siwoo is still a patient, so I will get this. Do you like the taste of chocolate?”

“yes? Uh uh.”

Suho smiles and heads towards the center of the park.

‘Come to think of it, did I tell you that I like chocolate?’

I wondered, but I saw Suho standing in line without hesitation.

It’s strange to see you sometimes.

The family is also a huge gold spoon, but if you see that they are crazy about free items like that…

‘There must be a villain who lures me to the factory by giving out flyers saying that it’s a free product.’

In this part, I thought it was strangely like the original.

“… ?”

I turned my gaze to the sudden familiarity.

“… haha”

“???”

An old man I don’t know since when was sitting next to me.

Dressed in menswear and a fedora. A silver wand with fine wrinkles and a luxuriously grown beard.

He was the kind of old man who would naturally say that he was an old man because of his age and elegance.

“I… elderly? Since when have you been there?”

“To say you are an elder, you must be polite for a young person these days.”

“I grew up in a strict family and was taught to respect my elders.”

Of course, I was also taught that bastards should be beaten regardless of age.

“I was just wandering around the neighborhood, and it looked like a young couple having a conversation was interesting, so I came here. Was it a shameful hindrance?”

“Ah, what a hindrance. And not a couple. Friends. friend.”

“A friend… At least I don’t think the silver-haired lady over there is like that.”

what the hell are you talking about

“Ah, what nonsense… He’s the same guy in the first place.”

“Yes?”

The old man opened his eyes wide and stared at Suho standing in line.

Then, he took a handkerchief from his pocket and quietly wiped his glasses.

“Is it because I’m getting older? It seems that the old man’s eyesight has fallen too much. I thought it must be a girl… ”

Which is misleading enough.

Not because I’m handsome, but because I’m pretty.

‘It’s all the more so because I’m short in height and physique… ‘

“Are you academy students? Ernel’s, to be exact?”

He was surprised by the old man’s words.

“How did you know?”

An old man who grumbles at my words.

“Even if you look like this, you have lived for a long time, so you have your own age. Like the momentum you exude, and the skill you use to capture energy… I felt that I was not a normal bet. Of course, there are other prestigious academies, but I thought it would be Ernelle because they build friendships rather than compete.”

I admired his guess and thought of using my observations.

however, stopped I felt like I might get caught and it wasn’t polite.

The old man then tried to bring up another topic. Then the bell rang in his pocket.

He apologized and took out an old, worn-out feature phone from his bosom.

‘Wow, when was that ever?’

I admired the memories of playing with it as a child.

In the meantime, the old man pressed the button and a loud sound appeared on the screen… Where have you seen… I saw a lot of muscular older brothers.

[For returning users… !]

crazy. Are there ads for that model? no more than that

“What kind of games do you play, seniors, do you even set alarms to watch ads?”

“Chuck… It’s because the game I’m playing these days is fun. Do you hate it?”