I fell into the world of cyberpunk games

“Oh sorry. I came here not long ago. Only because I’m not familiar with the city language, I made a mistake. ‘Raver.’ That’s what you call it right? Not a robot, but a rover vending machine.”

Then the expression on the angry emoji changed.

[okay. To be precise, it should be called a Radam vending machine. (🤔) I said it was a mistake, so please take a look. But be careful next time! Again, there is no broth. I think I lived because of the beautiful lady here.]

The blue vending machine put such an oath.

Raver.

When artificial intelligence, which suffers from limitations in computational performance in its own body, and is blocked from the net, develops its own self-consciousness similar to that of a human in the material world and learns to express it.

In this world, the existence of metal with intelligence and consciousness thus born is called a raver.

The conditions for the occurrence of larva are not clearly known. At least as far as I know it is.

As you can see now, there are cases where the artificial intelligence of vending machines will chatter one day, drones or aerial vehicles may have an ego, and there are cases where they are manufactured as humanoids with a human-like appearance from the beginning.

Just because it’s made as a humanoid, it’s a self-conscious rover, although it doesn’t mean it can actually be awakened as an Android.

Anyway, in terms of human beings, Larbor, a name similar to ‘human’, is classified in more detail according to men and women, just as humans are divided into men/women according to gender.

It is questionable whether gender really exists in machines, but since the 22nd century is a very politically correct age, it seems that the gender identity of the mates should also be respected.

The male body is Radam and the female body is Ever.

Adam and Eve are named after the robot’s R.

Thus, Ladam + Ever, the first letter and the last letter were combined to collectively call the machines with self-consciousness as Larbor.

The blue vending machine is, to be precise, a ‘Ladam vending machine.’ There was such a background in saying that.

There were a few rappers at the place where I worked before, so this is knowledge that I naturally learned while talking with them.

[By the way, this friend is a completely new face. Is this your first time around here? Sei, do you know anyone?]

“No, I don’t know.”

I was tired of the woman’s callous reply, but the vending machine was more excited and chattered.

[Nice to meet you, friend. (🖐) My name is Ken! The latest smart bending machine from Pepsi. As you can see, he is a popular man full of charm. My friend has been staring at me for a long time, and I think we have a very close relationship with the thick snow in front of me… . (😍)]

… It was a very chatty vending machine.

Besides, he got into estrus with the subject of machinery and even ran into a woman.

Shouldn’t it be at that point that I can confidently claim to be a self-conscious person despite being made up of bolts and nuts, metal and oil?

The lavenders I worked with at my previous job didn’t do this at all.

It was at that time when I was a little tired of that character full of personality and opened my mouth.

“Stop talking nonsense. Did you check that the money went into it? 26.13 city dollars.”

[Well, because I live. When did you make remote payments again? Good sense too! After all, we are heavenly friends… . (🥰)]

“Then take it.”

[Oops! putting your hand in That’s the sensitive part! (❤)]

The woman did not care at all about the vending machine’s constant pursuit, took out a bag of sweets from the outlet, and began to walk away.

That unstoppable back view.

Wearing a black coat and leather pants, she pops a bag of cookies, pulls out a sesame stick, and puts it in Agjak’s mouth.

I was walking while chewing a sesame stick like I was biting a cigarette, and suddenly I looked back.

“… .”

Our eyes met again. It meant that he was still looking at me even after I left.

She hurriedly turned her head to avoid it, but she said towards this side with a blunt tone as if she didn’t care at all.

“Oh, and.”

“… ?”

“If you’re going to buy Coke from that vending machine… .”

What are you trying to say? She patted her red lips and sighed.

“Be careful when drinking. You might regret it.”

What is this sound?

I tilted my head at the sound I couldn’t understand.

She seemed unwilling to explain kindly. He seemed to be smiling lightly, then he turned like a knife and entered the building.

Anyway, that building… Isn’t it there? am i wrong? It’s a dark alley, so I’m not sure.

It was a time when I was standing so blankly staring at the place where the woman had left.

[Twitter, I fell in love at first sight, I fell in love. (😞) Here’s another scapegoat of cruel love!]

The blue vending machine, who was watching all the sights, said with a look that felt very uncomfortable for some reason.

[Hey, friend looking at a tree that can’t be climbed there. What is your name? Comrades in the same situation, let’s give each other a common name. I said my name earlier. which one?]

“I don’t know why they call me comrade… Aaron.”

[Aaron, Aaron! Not a bad name though. Not as much as me. great. Let’s shake hands. Even though I don’t have hands. (🤝)]

As he watched the handshake emoji frantically move up and down with a frown on his face, vending machine-Ken shouted.

[Hey Aaron, the name of the woman who captivated you at once is Sei. She’s incredibly beautiful and has a nice body, but… At the same time, as you can see, a woman as cold as ice. It’s like an impregnable fortress that no one can capture! (🏰)]

“No, I’ve never been possessed, I’ve never been in love… .”

[The number of men who recklessly pursued, wooed, confessed, and proposed to the bar she works for is dozens! Alas, you poor slaves of hormones.

They all failed miserably. Everyone went home with a tumultuous defeat. I’ve watched all the failures! right here in this place! (🧐)]

Oh, that’s right.

It seemed that the words didn’t make sense, so I ignored it and tried to get a Coke from the red drink vending machine next to it.

… Wait, you work at the bar?

[So, what is the point of my words! With this clever artificial brain, I analyzed every single factor of failure of all those losers. Big data and smart algorithms blah blah blah blah… Have you heard?]

I thought so.

As much as this vending machine located in the alley right next to the bar, a new place to work, someone who knows Dragon’s Rare… will also be rare

Damn, it’s so awkward to call a vending machine that still speaks human.

The rappers I worked with before were all taking the form of humanoids.

Anyway, I wondered if it would be a good idea to ask something about the bar.

What kind of person is the bar manager, or if the woman, Sei, just worked at Dragon’s Rare, and if so, what kind of work she does at the bar.

Shall I ask you that… I thought about it, but then I quit.

If you ask me, I don’t think I’ll give you a proper answer.

Look at that crazy thing.

I was immersed in my own world and pressed the button on the Coke display, leaving the blue vending machine to speak passionately about love, women, work skills, and the philosophy of hunting and dashing.

Hold on – Tiling.

He said green tea cola was fine.

That’s right, what did that woman say earlier? Did I tell you to be careful, when you drink Coke?

[for a moment!!!!! What are you doing now!!!!!]

Wow, I’m surprised.

I looked up at him suddenly screaming, and the blue vending machine was drawing a screaming emoticon looking at me with surprised eyes as if he had seen a ghost.

I wonder if it would make sense to say that the vending machine looked at this place with surprised eyes, but it was.

Of course, they are not real eyes, but a pair of lights, but the dazzling brightness of the lights alone was enough to clearly guess the emotions the vending machine was trying to express.

[you… You hit that button. (😱)]

“What did you touch?”

[Cola Button. You have just opened the gates of hell on your own. It’s like such an idiot! Have you ever wanted to drink Coke?

Thanks to you, the sleeping guy will wake up now. Alas, I can’t afford it. I’ll just have to disappear. good luck (👋)]

He muttered an unfamiliar sound, and his voice disappeared. The display also returned to the usual vending machine form.

Ladam and Ken of the blue vending machine disappeared into his own body… .

And another voice came.

[Oh, is this the first time I see you? did my brother call me? To drink Coke?]

A faint laughter from right in front of me. For a moment, goosebumps appeared on the back of my neck.

Yes. There were a total of two vending machines.

One blue food vending machine and one red drink vending machine.

And if there are two vending machines, there are also two lavenders.

If blue is radam, then red is… .

Ever.

female vending machine.

[So, brother, what’s your name? Haha, actually, you don’t have to tell me. I already fell asleep. Aaron? omg you are cute It’s the name of the ear that I want to be completely prettier for.]

No, you don’t have to be nice.

He looked away from the display of the vending machine that was constantly floating pink hearts.

[My name is Bobby. I know, I’m sexy, pretty and charming. Do you want to hug and kiss? I’ll take my heart

I’m the twin brother Ken and the nerd Ken I was talking to earlier. They are made in the same factory, on the same line, and share the same street. I’m the older sister, and she’s the stinky little brother.]

In fact, I felt like I knew it even if I didn’t have to tell you. Twins are very similar.

[Did you see my pathetic little brother? They say they like it when they see women with breasts and buttocks. Barbie is different from her. dodo it Big eyes, big nose. It will take a lot of effort to become a man who meets my standards.]

“Oh, yes. Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll live up to that standard. Well, now, quickly get some of the Coke I picked… .”

[It’s not up to you to decide. It’s up to Bobby to decide. Let’s see where.]

Gradually, my mind wandered. What are you doing with the vending machines now? I just wanted a cola on the way to work.

I wanted to run away right away, but I couldn’t. As soon as the button was pressed, the money was also withdrawn from the virtual account.

Considering the price of Dusk City, where even a can of Coke is murderously expensive, giving up the Coke I bought and going back to it was like throwing money on the ground.

Even when I go, I have to take the Coke I bought with me!

[What is the height… narrowly passing score. The body seems a little lacking in muscle, but it’s fine because it’s thin and slender. Better than being fat. pass!]

What does it mean to be successful?

I don’t know what the situation is right now, but one thing is for sure, passing was never a good thing. Instinct was loudly ringing the warning bell.

There has never been a more ominous pass in my life.

[By the way, can’t you see the most important face? what is that mask What kind of face is hiding in it, so why are you hiding it like that?

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Maybe part of a strategy to make Barbie curious? Now that I see this brother, he was very high-ranking. OK, that too! The concept of wearing a mask 💗 isn’t bad either.]

What the hell is the dropout criteria? Whatever it is, it’s okay to wear a mask.

And what the hell are you doing with a mask on? My mind was so confused. I just want to get out of this place quickly.

[Okay, brother. I’ll give you a chance to be honest. what chance? What is it, this is an opportunity to take one shot. Think of it as a service.

Of course, it’s not free, one shot for every three cans of Coke! I’ve already ordered one can, so I just need to pick two more cans. How are you attracted? This is a really great sale! It’s an opportunity that won’t come again.]

What did I just hear?

As I blinked with a stunned mind, I could see the hole from the bottom of the red vending machine trembling.

It was cylindrical. The entrance is long and round. It is surrounded by a black flexible polycarbonate material.

It felt similar to rubber or silicone, so I thought it would be very soft to the touch.

no way.

[Oh my, it’s bittersweet. Oppa, are you already looking for a hole? yes right there You can put it there. What to put… Don’t you know if you don’t say it? (🍆) Just put it in and you’re done. Do you want to get out of here quickly?]

There was only one thought that came to mind at that moment.

The f**king cyberpunk world is showing me everything now.

Damn it, you’re a vending machine whore.

I was blinded by the combination that I had never heard of before.

Why the hell are you doing this to me?