I feed on gods

Lin Baici frowned and looked at Xu Daguan.

"What's wrong, Lao Bai? Am I so handsome that even you can't take your eyes off me?"

Xu Daguan laughed and shook his bangs. This was not narcissism, but a funny way. After all, anyone with a discerning eye would know that Xu Daguan was quite ugly.

Xu Daguan knew himself well, so he started to take this funny route.

Of course, some people disliked Xu Daguan and thought he was vulgar and boring, but it didn't matter. As long as there was attention and traffic, I would buy a Mercedes-Benz villa if I continued to broadcast for another year or two.

Envy, jealousy and hatred!

"Did you forget something?"

Lin Baici reminded.

"Forget?"

Xu Daguan was stunned: "No!"

Lin Baici looked at Sannomiya Airi. It should be her who did it.

Not long ago, Xu Daguan met Sannomiya Airi, and she used a taboo item called "Golden Cicada Escape" to make him itch all over his body and have diarrhea.

Sannomiya Airi shrugged her shoulders, and this action made her look very lazy.

In the comments, some people said that they had seen Sannomiya Airi before. They should be fans who watched Xu Daguan's live broadcast last time. However, Xu Daguan's live broadcast had a lot of comments, so these comments were drowned out.

But even if everyone saw it, they would not care.

There were too many people having fun, and some people even said that this Japanese girl was his wife's, so the comments on the Internet were just for fun and not taken seriously at all.

And the most important thing is that everyone's attention was on Sannomiya Airi, and they wanted Xu Daguan to do something.

"Daguan, we have something to do, so we'll leave first!"

Lin Baici opened the car door.

"What's the matter?"

Xu Daguan complained: "I haven't seen you for a long time. I miss you so much. How about I host you at noon and let's sit down and have a good chat?"

Yang Zhe and Xu Daguan wanted to roll their eyes when they heard it. Are you thinking about Lao Bai?

You are just craving this Sakura girl's body!

"I have an appointment!"

Lin Baici refused.

"What about tonight? Or tomorrow?"

Xu Daguan became popular because of his thick skin, so he showed his unique skill of pestering.

Look at the popularity of the live broadcast room,

or so to speak,

beauties are the primary productive force.

I'm sure to take advantage of Lin Baici's popularity this time.

"Handsome guy, sorry, she's mine for this week!"

Sannomiya Airi said, looking at Xu Daguan while walking towards the driver's seat.

Xu Daguan's heart melted when he was looked at by Sannomiya Airi's soft eyes.

Is this the legendary soft and cute Sakura girl?

I really want to take one home!

Xu Daguan's little self-control was directly KOed by Sannomiya Airi's eyes!

"Beauty, I'm also a moderate anchor, if you need me for anything, just ask!"

Xu Daguan patted his chest: "Lao Bai and I are moved by the top ten roommates in Kyushu, don't be polite to me!"

One-handed jungler: It's over, the big official is crazy!

8x Mirror God of War: It's not shameful. If you were called handsome by such a beautiful girl sweetly, you would be confused!

Niu 0 San Chi: I want to hear her call me husband!

I'll beat you with thirteen cards: Is it, 'Wait a minute, where's my husband?'?

Sangong Airi got in the car and was about to close the door when Xu Daguan rushed over and grabbed the door: "Beauty, can you exchange phone numbers?"

Zhang Zhixu and Yang Zhe immediately looked at Lin Baici.

They all thought that Xu Daguan's behavior was a bit too much.

Before knowing the relationship between Lin Baici and this girl, asking for her phone number was too obvious to mean that he wanted to contact her in the future. What if she was Lin Baici's girlfriend?

How embarrassing!

Xu Daguan didn't care about that. He only cared about traffic.

Don't say that this woman is not Lin Baici's girlfriend. Even if she is, as long as the hoe is used well, what corner can't be dug down?

You can also pry your wife away!

One-handed jungler: If you want to talk about who is the most shameless on the entire Internet, Daguanren is definitely No.1.

Eat only the head of the crayfish: You think too highly of Daguanren, at least he doesn't dare to eat shit!

Pick women but not men: Come on, that's because the reward is not enough, otherwise Daguanren will let you know that you can also taste the taste of Manhan Banquet with Aoli Ge.

Eight-fold mirror war god: Damn, can you stop saying these things? It seems that there is a smell floating from the mobile phone screen!

Sangong Airi had teased Xu Daguan last time, so she didn't plan to continue this time. After all, there is no pleasure in dealing with ordinary people, but Xu Daguan really licked his face and sent it up.

This time, Sangong Airi didn't ask Lin Baici if he could deal with him, and touched a talisman on his left wrist.

Divine power is injected,

The taboo of the gods is activated!

"Okay, as long as you take off your clothes and run around your university, I will give you my phone number!"

Sangong Airi smiled, charming like a cute little fox who just became an adult and started to go out to deceive people.

"Sir, now the choice is yours!"

"Take off your clothes and run. Don't let her look down on you!"

"He didn't say you can't wear a mask, so you can find a pair of stockings to put on your head!"

The live broadcast room was full of people who wanted to watch the fun.

Of course, they also knew that Xu Daguan would not run away. Not to mention giving his phone number, even if a girl offered herself to him at night, it would be impossible.

This was clearly an excuse to make Xu Daguan give up, but...

"You said that!"

After Xu Daguan finished speaking, he began to take off his coat

"Fuck, Daguan, what are you doing?"

Yang Zhe was shocked.

"This boy is joking!"

Zhang Zhixu didn't believe that Xu Daguan dared to do it, but after a few seconds, he was not sure, because after Xu Daguan took off his jacket and top, he started to pull his belt.

Damn it!

Are you serious?

The popularity of the live broadcast room instantly increased to a higher level.

"Nima, from today on, in my heart, Daguanren is the No. 1 live-action male anchor of the seafood channel!"

"Do you dare to bet? This kid will definitely not run away. He is just trying to create momentum."

"No, if you expose yourself like this, will you be banned from the live broadcast room?"

The water friends were very enthusiastic and spoke enthusiastically, so the barrage quickly filled the screen.

Seeing that Xu Daguan seemed to be in trouble, Yang Zhe quickly asked Lin Baici for help: "Old Bai..."

Before he could finish his words, Airi Sannomiya slammed the car door, then the Porsche rushed out and left directly.

Xu Daguan didn't pay attention to this. He couldn't untie his shoelaces, so he kicked Adi off his feet with a kick.

"This poor Adi is really in the way, I will wear Hongxing from now on!"

Xu Daguan cursed.

"Everyone has left, are you still acting?"

Zhang Zhixu was speechless, but he realized that the live broadcast was not closed yet. Xu Daguan must maintain his popularity. After all, popularity is money!

When the water friends saw Sakura Girl driving away, they all started to tease Xu Daguan and thought they were not having fun, but they soon discovered that they were wrong.

Xu Daguan threw off his underwear, looked left and right on the road, made sure there was no car, and ran forward.

"Damn it, did you really run away?"

"This person can handle the high officials!"

"Sir, please tell me, is there someone pointing a gun at you behind you?"

“Please, this is Kyushu, do you think it’s Southeast Asia?”

Some water friends have watched the live broadcasts in Southeast Asia. To be honest, if they were told about eating scorpions and insects raw, they would not be able to eat them even if they were pointed at a gun.

Yang Zhe and Zhang Zhixu were stunned, mainly because Xu Daguan's behavior was so shocking that they were stunned. After they came to their senses, they immediately chased Xu Daguan.

The popularity of the live broadcast room was rising rapidly, but after a few dozen seconds, there was a click and the screen disappeared, leaving only a line of text.

The live broadcast room you are watching contains illegal content and has been banned!

…

"Hey, I still feel soft!"

Airi Sannomiya sighed.

"Isn't this punishment enough?"

Lin Baici saw in the rearview mirror that Zhang Zhixu and Yang Zhe were chasing Xu Daguan, not to mention there were security guards. He shouldn't be able to escape into the school, otherwise he would be really embarrassed.

"It has nothing to do with that garbage, I mean, I should stay in front of your school for a while and do some intimate behavior!"

Airi Sannomiya gave Lin Baici a wink: "In this way, I will be your girlfriend No. 4, um, or No. 5?"

Lin Baici frowned: "What is this mess?"

"Don't you go to your school's forum?"

Airi Sannomiya was surprised and joked: "Yes, Neptune is busy dating, how can he have time to surf the Internet?"

"I?"

Lin Bai was delighted: "Sea King?"

"I usually don't talk to ordinary people. The reason why I wait for your three classmates to come over is to create more time at the school gate so that more people can see me and you together."

Airi Sannomiya looked sad: "I can't be your girlfriend, so I can only spread some scandals to fulfill my wish!"

"You didn't come to me because you saw the posts about me on our campus forum, right?"

Lin Baici suddenly realized it.

"Lin Jun, you didn't just react, did you?"

Airi Sannomiya pretended to be surprised: "No way? No way?"

"..."

Lin Baici was stunned, is it really okay for you to admit it so happily?

"I know your home address. Wouldn't it be nice for me to just wait and see? Why do I have to bask in the sun and take the risk of not being able to find you? Isn't it just to make the scandal worse? More violent?"

Airi Sannomiya smiled happily.

The purpose is achieved,

Perfect!

"Is this interesting?"

Lin Baici was helpless.

“Life is so hard, what’s wrong with having some fun?”

Sannomiya Airi said plausibly: "Although you are Kyushu Longyi, I am Dayao Xueji. Maybe next time, we will all die on Ryugu Island, so every day we live, we can be happy!"

"I haven't promised you yet!"

"I can't find a reason for you not to go!"

Airi Sannomiya was very sure: "I'll tell you quietly, there are gods above!"

Lin Baici pouted!

Are gods rare?

This hungry person has eaten several of them.

It has to be said that Airi Sannomiya has a very high emotional intelligence. When she is willing to condescend and take the initiative to flatter someone, it really makes people feel happy.

Fortunately, Lin Baici had been squeezed dry by the landlady, and he was still at the tail end of the sage's time, so he had relatively strong resistance. Otherwise, Lin Baici might have agreed to go to Longgong Island as soon as his second brother got excited.

…

Xu Daguan held his clothes and sat in the security room with a blank look on his face.

who I am?

Where am I?

what did I do?

His hair and body were wet, the result of pouring water on him to calm him down.

"Daguan, are you crazy?"

Zhang Zhixu was speechless: "Aren't you willing to give up your future because of traffic?"

"You go for a run around the school like this. Even if the school doesn't expel you, do you still have the nerve to stay?"

Yang Zhe can't believe it now.

Xu Daguan raised his hand and wiped his face, thinking that if running one lap can make me the number one internet celebrity, then I will double it for him and run ten laps.

"I just contacted Jiahui, he said he was with his girlfriend and didn't have time, Daguan, you can handle the things here by yourself, we can't do it!"

Zhang Zhixu lowered his voice: "The security guard said he would call the police, we said you are a big internet celebrity, let him go, and now we are still arguing!"

"I also lost a box of Hongshuangxi!"

Yang Zhe muttered.

"I understand! I understand!"

Xu Daguan put on his clothes and went to find the security guard. He glanced at his phone, which was full of dense messages.

His water friend group has exploded.

Never mind, too many lice don't itch, first go to the campus forum to take a look.

'Breaking news, Lin Baici's Nth girlfriend appeared, one sentence, let a boy take off his clothes and run wildly for him! '

This is one of the three hottest posts at the moment, because there is a small video posted below, Xu Daguan glanced and knew that the person was him.

Damn!

Who recorded it?

Poor technique!

Scroll down to read the comments.

“Wow, is that Junior Lin? Do you have a photo?”

“What are you thinking about?”

“It’s another boy!”

“Fuck, it’s so ugly, please don’t post it to pollute everyone’s eyes!”

Xu Da was angry just by watching it.

What’s so ugly about him?

The other two hot posts are both about Lin Baici.

"I saw this Sakura girl last time. She was also looking for Lin Baici!"

"Now that you mention it, I remember it too!"

"It's confirmed. This freshman is a sea king!"

"Yes, I remember that he is dating a girl named Ji Xinyan in their class!"

"That girl is also very beautiful!"

"To be honest, every girlfriend chosen by King Lin Hai dances on my XP, including that foreign aunt."

"I have such a beautiful girlfriend. I can laugh so hard that even the coffin lid can't hold me down. This King Lin Hai actually has several? I can't imagine how comfortable he must be!"

"Scumbag, bah!"

"You are jealous!"

"I will tell you a more explosive news. Yesterday, a good-looking foreign sister came to school. She should be a Mao girl. She also asked about this Lin Baici!"

"Please give me a photo!"

Someone posted a photo of the Mao girl below.

"Damn, the pores of this Mao girl seem to be a bit large. It must feel bad!"

Xu Daguan looked down on her and clicked Save.

If Lin Baici saw it, he would know that it was Shaykova from the red frozen soil.

"Who can tell me who this Lin Baici is? How can he have connections with so many beautiful girls and aunts?"

"Add an adjective, very rich!"

"I don't know who he is, but he must be a sea king!"

Airi Sannomiya was wearing a gorgeous kimono that looked very expensive, plus a Porsche, and her rich lady attributes were full, causing some people to suspect that Lin Baici was cheating money and sex.

Of course, some people imagined that Lin Baici was a super rich second generation with a very awesome family background.