I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

this day,

Xu Mang finally received a call from the Nobel Committee, officially notifying him that he had won this year's Nobel Prize in Physics. It seemed that Xu Mang's law had allowed him to get a very high number of votes. How many votes...Actually, Xu Mang do not know either.

husband?

Are you able to go abroad? Yang Xiaoman held a wedding preparation plan in his hand, and said with a face full of complaints: I originally planned to go to our family's wine estate to hold a wedding, if you can't go abroad, then All previous thoughts were in vain.”

Oops...

Even if I can go abroad, what about me and your relatives? Xu Mang said angrily, It's not like everyone gets a passport. Look...is this the truth? We still Honestly, just do it at the hotel, and now think about the process.

It's annoying!

You work hard, I'm going to think about the process. Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes, and left the study angrily, leaving Xu Mang sitting in front of the computer alone, thinking hard...

actually,

The past two days have been miserable for Xu Mang. What kind of smart mobile office platform does this woman want, and she put forward a lot of demands, and she has to bind this app with the company's system so that she can manage the company's internal affairs at home.

What about mobile phone video conferencing, smart reports, and log functions...these are all thought up by that silly girl, and she said who wouldn't know...However, Xiaoman said that she was happy and thoughtful, for Xu Mang, the executor It's really miserable.

What kind of smart mobile office platform... Xu Mang grabbed his hair with a dark face, and said angrily, This is nothing but looking for trouble... Even if you don't want to add money, this bitch is too picky!

but,

Blame is blame,

Xu Mang's body is very honest. He obediently sat in front of the computer and began to develop this software. He said that he hadn't developed software for a long time, and even Xu Mang couldn't remember what his first software was, but he sold it to a pig farm for a profit. A little money... And Xiaoman is very jealous of this money, and wants to let himself buy her a car.

Although I didn't buy it in the end, I didn't get beaten less because of it...

Turning on the system and turning on the non-human mode, Xu Mang tapped the keyboard quickly. It only took a day to complete the setting of a framework, including the rough UI interface. Xu Mang thought about the name of this software. It's been a long time... It's called killing you for three thousand.

it's over?

How is the design? Yang Xiaoman was sitting on the sofa watching a romantic drama,

Hearing a voice coming from the stairs, he said immediately, What's the name of the software? Let me tell you...it must be high-end and high-end. Don't give me a hot name.

Absolutely awesome!

I'll kill you for three thousand! Xu Mang said seriously, Isn't it very grand? Ordinary people shudder when they hear it, and think... What the hell? It must be very interesting to make the name of the software so domineering. Software, love love love it!

roll!

Deprive you of the right to choose a name! Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, and said angrily, Why do you want three thousand lives...I think you want my life, you idiot...this thing doesn't matter. Can you do it well, who is your best man looking for?

Best man?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and then said helplessly, Chen Xi is the only one... But it doesn't matter, just bring two people over at that time, but what should you do, Guo Tianmei and Xiao Qiong... these two I'm afraid there will be a fight when people meet, right?

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Yang Xiaoman's handsome face was twisted together in an instant, and I felt angry when I thought about it... Tianmei gave her a chance to be a bridesmaid before, and what Xiaoqiong said... there is no need to say more, but When these two meet together, there will definitely be a lot of trouble.

It's all trivial... Xu Mang said with a smile, How is the process going? What time will I pick you up in the morning? Is it at your house for lunch? Should the two families get together in the evening? ? By the way...Have you found the park yet? I still need to take pictures with the bridesmaids and groomsmen.

Has the master of ceremonies invited you? Xu Mang asked curiously, How is the process of the lottery drawing...Who will go to the warm-up session? How will the seats be arranged? What gifts are prepared? How is the invitation written? The wedding candies are all prepared Ok?

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

God!

Why are there so many things about getting married?

At this moment, Yang Xiaoman was on the verge of collapse. There was nothing like that before, but when Xu Mang reminded him, there were many things to prepare for getting married, but this was the only way in life, and he had to face it.

One by one!

Arrange the friends first, how many people do you need? Yang Xiaoman asked.

I?

There are too many! Xu Mang said seriously: There are so many professors in Fuda, as well as the staff of the Xu Yang Research Institute, and some foreign professors, such as Professor Smith, it seems that there are no classmates. Isolation, and I didn’t even take classes when I went to university.”

let me see...

There are about ten tables. Xu Mang said, What about you? How many people are you planning to come?

I?

Yang Xiaoman frowned, she found that there were too many people from her place... The whole company had to come from all over, and there was more than one company in her own company, and there were also partners in the business field. , I am afraid that the number will break through the sky.

I just invite some important people, such as my sisters, and other partners in the business field. As for the internal personnel of the company...all are not invited. Yang Xiaoman said: So many people...Andu Unable to arrange.

Now that it's settled...it's time to write the invitation. Xu Mang said, Let's write our own, and then inform our parents so that they can also arrange relatives...

...

Oh... Yang Xiaoman nodded.

next second,

Xu Mang sat on the sofa, and Xiaoman shrank into his arms in an instant. The two of them were talking about marriage. It seemed that there were many things that were unusual, but after calming down and analyzing carefully, they found that it was all little things.

Wife?

You can charge some advertising fees! Xu Mang suddenly thought of something, and said seriously: Earn back the cost of this wedding, for example...we will give the naming rights to the sign at the door, for example... Bright Milk named the entrance sign.

...

Are you looking for death? This is a wedding scene...not a marketing scene! Yang Xiaoman almost lost his temper, and said angrily: Don't mess with me...or I will kidnap your child!

Xu Mang shrank his head, and said cautiously, Obey!

At this time,

the phone rings,

The caller was the bastard Chen Xi, and he invited himself to drink at the blues bar. Xu Mang was still struggling at first, but Xiaoman also wanted to go out for a stroll and stay at home all day...which made her feel very irritable. Then he took the goblin to the bar.

...

Why did you drive this car out again? Yang Xiaoman was driving the McLaren Senna and had a headache for a while: Aren't you afraid of getting stuck on the road again?

Don't be afraid!

What are you panicking... Xu Mang drove to a certain blues bar in the city center, and said calmly, At worst, you can buy me another one, by the way... When will my Ferrari arrive?

have no idea!

I'm pregnant now... how can I have so much time to take care of your affairs, you can handle it yourself, and I just pay for it. Yang Xiaoman said angrily.

soon,

The couple went to the bar and saw Chenxi and Xiaoqiong sitting together.

elder brother!

sister!

It's rare for you and your husband to come out together. Chen Xi said with a smile: Brother...you've been crazy lately, and the Internet is full of things about you. It's such a big deal, did any relevant agencies come to look for you? you?

Find me?

Why are you looking for me? Xu Mang ordered two glasses of lemon juice and asked in a daze.

Chen Xi hurriedly said: For such a big thing, there is no real reward?

oh.

No... Xu Mang shrugged, and said calmly: I'm already an academician of the Academy of Sciences, and I've basically come to an end. What's left is to keep discovering new things. As for the reputation... it's just icing on the cake. .”

Too!

after,

Several people chatted about getting married. Seeing that Chen Xi and Xiao Qiong were so boring, Xu Mang immediately arranged two tasks...

Your sister Xiaoman and I are going to get married soon, this month... Xu Mang said seriously, But... your sister Xiaoman is pregnant, so don't work too hard, and I'm very busy ...There are a lot of things to deal with, and you two should help with the preparations for the marriage.

Just act in advance. Xu Mang said, Two weeks...use some snacks.

...

...

something feels wrong,

This seems to be dumping the pot!

Chen Xi and Xiao Qiong glanced at each other. Although they were depressed, it was okay to think about it. After all, Brother Xu Mang and Sister Xiao Man usually take special care of themselves. If they don't help at this time, when will they help?

Do not worry!

Leave it on me. Chen Xi patted his chest and said seriously.

Just when Xu Mang was about to speak, he felt his calf being kicked. He glanced at Xiaoman... and found that she was winking at him, and then saw the outstretched hand under the table with a thumbs up .

Ahem!

As for the fee... I won't pay it. Xu Mang said, You pay in advance first... The global financial crisis, even a landlord like your sister Xiaoman, can't handle the running out of food.

well?

A little too much!

It was indeed a global financial crisis... But Miss Xiaoman made a lot of money in that crisis!

elder brother?

sister?

I feel that there is a conspiracy inside? Chen Xi frowned, and said seriously: Did you find it troublesome and deliberately found a bunch of excuses? To avoid the preparations for the wedding?

No no no!

We are not this kind of people! Xu Mang hurriedly argued, Ask your sister Xiaoman if you don't believe me.

Um!

We are indeed not this kind of people. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: Since you don't believe...then let's swear, if we lie, let your brother commit suicide by swallowing dung!

...

leave the bar,

Yang Xiaoman looked around, then hurriedly threw herself into Xu Mang's arms, and said gruffly, My husband, you are so talented!

hey-hey!

Now we only need to arrange seats and write invitations, and the rest of the process...we don't need to worry about it. Xu Mang said with a smile, Let's go! Go home and write invitations! I'll post them all tomorrow. go out.

now,

Xu Mang and Xiaoman's wedding has entered the countdown stage.

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