I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

October,

Unknowingly, at this time, there was still about a week before the list of the Nobel Prize in Physics was announced, and according to the gossip... Xu Mang had already become the default contestant, and was similar to last year, the only designated contestant.

And during this time,

Xiaoman started a new round of pregnancy reactions, accompanied by nausea and vomiting from time to time, as well as dizziness, fatigue, and loss of appetite... From this month, Xiaoman almost stopped going to the company, and all the affairs were entrusted to Someone else took care of it, and she was working from home.

this day,

In order to make the mother-to-be happy during pregnancy, Xu Mang decided to take her out for a stroll, and then stay for a couple of days to relax. Staying at home every day is not good for the baby. Of course, what kind of car you drive is very important, such as a supercar. The noise pollution is too high. Originally, Xiaoman's mood is not so stable because of her pregnancy. If there is a noise...Ghost knows what will happen.

finally,

I chose the One77 car and drove it once after buying it.

Ouch?

Did you drive this car again? Yang Xiaoman liked this car quite a bit, it was one of the few cars that didn't have such an exaggerated shape, and it was very comfortable to sit in. It was much more expensive than other cars.

In order to make our baby safer and avoid noise pollution. Xu Mang put on his seat belt and glanced at Xiaoman...He had a doubt, after Xiaoman became pregnant...her skin became a little worse , I don't know if this is normal.

Where are you going? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Not far.

It's about an hour away. Let's go to the national park and feel the fragrance of nature. Xu Mang said with a smile: By the way, let's increase the relationship between our husband and wife. I think our relationship is a bit cold recently.

no,

Xu Mang has been sleeping on the sofa for a week, and he doesn't know why...

snort!

You have the nerve to say it! When Yang Xiaoman heard the cold war between husband and wife, he became angry instantly, and said, I play games every day, my mother, I have been suffering recently, do you know? I don't know how to comfort me, and look at you Playing games, I'm really angry.

...

I think I played well. Xu Mang frowned, and said seriously: Every time I can get out of prison, you see many people... spend four thousand five thousand to save them, I rely entirely on myself strength, although he died early...

cut!

Idiot! Yang Xiaoman pouted, and began to use the WIFI in the car to connect to her mobile phone, playing her favorite music. Regarding music... Xiaoman likes soft music, especially Gufeng's favorite .

And a man like Xu Mang likes to listen to some explosive music, which can stimulate blood.

The car drove on the highway, and during the one-hour journey, in order to relieve boredom...Xiaoman brought up the topic of how to take care of the children, and then the two started a heated discussion.

well?

If the child asks you that the popsicle in his hand has melted, how should you answer? Yang Xiaoman asked curiously: You also know... when the child is eager to understand the world, how do you explain the popsicle? melted question?

how to explain?

Well...

Isn't it simple?

Xu Mang coughed lightly, and said seriously: This is based on the theory of entropy increase. In a closed system, the development of solid molecules from order to disorder is irreversible, so this low-temperature popsicle, and the natural environment There is an energy exchange that leads to disordering of the solid molecules leading to a transition to the liquid state...

finished speaking,

Xu Mang still thought he was pretty, which was basically the most standard answer.

Who dares to say that the principle of popsicle melting is not the same?

However...After listening to Xu Mang's answer, Yang Xiaoman wanted to kill him, because the popsicles were heated because of the weather...What kind of entropy increase theory, does the child understand? It's just... the biggest idiot of idiots, the biggest idiot of assholes!

It's my turn! Xu Mang asked seriously while driving, If the child asks you where I come from, how should you answer?

Well...

Let me think about it! Yang Xiaoman frowned and thought a lot. This question is not easy to answer, and it cannot be easily perfunctory... In fact, every child is very curious about the question of their own origin. When asking this question, , Children are full of expectations in their hearts, hoping that their parents can give themselves a satisfactory answer.

but...

It's too embarrassing to tell the truth!

I'll tell my kid...

Because many years ago, my father and mother loved each other very much, and then they got married. My father put a seed of love in my mother's belly, and then this seed stayed in my mother's belly for ten months, and slowly grew into you. , and you were born.

words fall,

Xiaoman's heart was warm, and she couldn't help touching her belly, her whole body exuded the halo of maternal love.

wrong!

It's too superficial! Xu Mang said seriously, Where do I come from... This question has philosophical significance. I... can be divided into three parts: id, ego, and superego, which are the creatures in personality. physical, psychological and social.

That's why you have self-awareness, so that you can exist in this colorful world in the form of 'I'. Xu Mang smiled and said, This is the most standard answer to 'Where do I come from', what do you think? ?”

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

Or... just kill him!

so annoying!

What's wrong?

See if you don't talk... Xu Mang glanced at the dark-faced Xiaoman, and said with a smile, Okay, okay...Open this article and move on to the next topic!

At this time,

Xu Mang frowned when he saw Xiaoman opened the car window a little bit.

Wife?

What are you doing? His tone was a little off.

Should you close the car windows? Xu Mang said.

I want to get some air... Don't you feel stuffy? Yang Xiaoman said angrily, It's quite windy outside.

Oh... Xu Mang smiled wryly, It was because of the strong wind that you were asked to close it.

Why?

Not safe!

Yang Xiaoman raised his eyebrows, and said seriously: Why is it not safe? You big pig's hooves have too many things to do, and you are so annoying... I am also a first-class protected animal in my family. Not only did you not protect me, you also Weather me every day.

Where is this going? Xu Mang said helplessly, I have a reason!

What reason? Yang Xiaoman was a little curious.

You have too much powder on your face. When you open the car window...all of it blows in and gets into your eyes...It's dangerous to drive blind! Xu Mang said, Several lives are lost in a car.

Xiao Man was stunned for a moment, and then he was amused. This bastard is simply not afraid of death. He knows that he will be beaten, but he still wants to speak out. What is he thinking?

husband

ah?

Stop at the next service area. Yang Xiaoman said softly.

What's wrong? Xu Mang asked.

nothing...

I just want to kill you! Yang Xiaoman smiled, his tone was light and soft, but his words were full of murderous intent.

next second,

Yang Xiaoman's complexion changed drastically, and he scolded angrily: I tell you... If the child cannot be admitted to a prestigious university in the future, it must be because I marry an ordinary person like you, so I can't give birth to a child of heaven!

Xu Mang:? ? ?

...

got off the highway,

There was still some distance to go. Although the two had a small dispute because of the incident on the highway, they quickly recovered.

However, this journey of love didn't last long. Xu Mang saw a spirited guy riding a battery car, and even picked up five little girls... This kind of operation almost didn't drive Xu Mang crazy. Look at your own value Forty-seven million cars, let's look at other people's battery cars with thousands of dollars.

Soon fell into autism.

Fool?

The son of one of my sisters is going to high school this year... What do you think I will give? Yang Xiaoman tilted his head and asked curiously: How about I give a Switch machine? But I don't want to ruin it because of the game. What about his future?

Simple!

Buy him a Switch from Bank of China as a gift. Xu Mang said calmly.

Well?

Is there any difference? Yang Xiaoman looked confused.

hehe...

You bought an Apple mobile phone, but you can only make text messages and make phone calls. Are you angry? Xu Mang said, Give him a broken dream, the Bank of China's Switch!

soon,

The couple went to the local hotel. This time...finally it was not Xiaoman's family's property, but it never occurred to them that it was her relative's property.

husband?

Let's stay for two more days. Xiaoman stood on the balcony, looking at the scenery outside, it was as beautiful as a fairyland, which immediately caught her attention, and then said, When shall we go for a walk?

Afternoon. Xu Mang was lying on the bed, checking the Nobel news on his tablet.

At this time,

Suddenly a phone call came, and it turned out to be from Ouyang Fei, the director of Fuda Mathematics Department.

Hello?

Director Ouyang...it's rare to call me! Xu Mang said with a smile, What's the matter?

Are you busy? Director Ouyang continued with a brisk tone, Recently a big event happened in the mathematics world. The Zone conjecture was solved by a genius from Paris VI University.

oh...

Congratulations to him. Xu Mang brushed the news absently, and said expressionlessly, By the way, what does this have to do with me?

There are relationships!

He challenged the whole world, saying that no one else can solve this problem. Director Ouyang said, This tone is very rampant. I think you can cure him. It took him ten years to solve it.

...

I?

Forget it. Xu Mang shrugged, That's it... I'm traveling with my wife.

Snapped,

Hang up directly.

Yang Xiaoman glanced at her husband, and asked curiously, Who is it?

ah?

It's nothing... Xu Mang smiled, got up and walked to her side, hugged Xiaoman gently from behind, resting his head on his shoulder, and said, Say, you're almost three months pregnant? What's wrong with your stomach? Nothing changed?

nonsense!

The belly changes during the first three months of pregnancy are generally not obvious, but changes will appear after three months. Xiaoman pouted and said seriously: We need to hold the wedding soon...otherwise we really won't be able to wear the wedding dress gone.

Also! Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily: You have been deprived of the right to educate your children, I don't want to see your children as stupid as you!

I want to train my child to be an artist! Yang Xiaoman said: Art needs sensibility, not ideals.

Xu Mang frowned. He felt that he needed to have a good fight with Xiaoman on this issue.

I strongly object!

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