I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Remember in a second【】

next morning,

Xu Mang carried Xiaoman to the bedroom. Looking at the annoying little fairy in his arms, he couldn't help but feel that he was really lucky. Who would have thought that he would meet a woman like Xiaoman, get married, and even become pregnant with himself? child.

life...

What a thrill!

husband?

I'm hungry...you get me some breakfast. Yang Xiaoman opened his hazy eyes, half awake and half asleep, and said: Since you have come back, remember to continue to pick me up and go to get off work, there is still noon Help deliver meals, the company's meals are too greasy, I feel a little nauseous after eating.

Okay!

Now you are the most important person in the family, how could I disobey your orders. Xu Mang smiled and left the room.

indeed,

Xu Mang really didn't dare to disobey. First of all, aside from the fact that she was his wife, his mother alone would not be able to pass. If she knew that his daughter-in-law wanted to eat lighter dishes, no one would go. Send it off, she will arrive in Shanghai the next day.

well?

By the way, my mother can take it over. Xu Mang was frying eggs while thinking about how to make himself more comfortable during Xiaoman's pregnancy. The best way is to take his mother over to take care of Xiaoman, then I have time to do other things.

For example, take an airplane license test, go fishing in the sea, or participate in adventure activities, but there is a new problem. Xiaoman is currently very slow, and she wants to air India and the United States at the same time. If her mother-in-law comes at this time, It is estimated that the two will fight.

Although my mother said that she loves Xiaoman very much, it is not the case in fact. The current situation is so special, and all the starting points are for the good of the child. When she sees Xiaoman not cherishing her body so much, my mother must will be angry.

Although she didn't read much, she scolded people very fiercely. I believe that with Xiaoman's low-level scolding skills, she could be scolded and cry in an instant.

Whoops...

so annoying!

Xu Mang sighed. He found himself standing at the crossroads of fate again. When his wife and mother had a dispute, what choice should he make? The last time he made such a choice,

It was still the dispute between Xiaoman and the old man, and Xiaoman was chosen that time.

but...

The choice of the future is the key to determine the fate.

Thinking about something on my mind, I accidentally burnt the eggs. After thinking about it for a while, I decided to throw them away and fry two more for Xiaoman. I heard that the eggs were burnt black, which may produce carcinogens. For the sake of health, this kind of Mistakes are avoidable.

for a long time,

Carrying a plate of breakfast, I came to my bedroom, put the breakfast on the bedside, and then asked the 'little lazy cat': It's almost time to get up... Is there anything urgent this morning? Don't be like last time , I was late for the meeting.

There will be no more meetings in the future. Yang Xiaoman stretched his waist and said with a smile: Since you helped me talk about it, all meetings have been changed to video conferences, let alone...even if I don't care Yes, it doesn't matter, you can watch the replay.

oh...

Xu Mang nodded, sat on the side, picked up his tablet computer, and searched a thread about the law of entropy increase. He wanted to find an answer based on the law of entropy increase, and the so-called law of entropy increase is the most desperate law discovered by human beings. .

Its explanation is that in an isolated system, there is no energy exchange between the system and the environment, and the system always changes spontaneously to the direction of increasing chaos, which always increases the entropy of the entire system.

This law means that the universe will eventually perish, and the human civilization on the earth will come to an end, not... the civilization of the entire universe will come to an end, because everything will perish, and time... is an unknown concept.

Xu Mang has known this law for a long time, and he also understands that the universe will eventually perish, but he is not worried at all. This probability is about the same as the end of the world will happen the next day.

What are you thinking about? Yang Xiaoman asked the frowning Xu Mang while eating a sandwich, I just came home and want to make trouble again? Let me tell you...stay at home for ten years. months, after giving birth...

...

Little Man?

If my mother comes to take care of you, she will make you give up your job and raise your baby with peace of mind... What should you do? Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: Do you listen to her, or work hard? Revolt?

Abandon your job?

impossible!

I won't give up. Yang Xiaoman said resolutely: If she comes to take care of me, and the price is to give up work, I'm sorry... Go back and tell your mother that she doesn't need to take care of me. Can take care of myself.

It's over!

Listen to this tone,

Future wars between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are inevitable.

Xu Mang was completely desperate. What he had to do now was to try his best to keep the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law from seeing each other as little as possible during Xiaoman's pregnancy. Now his temper was already irritable, and the pregnancy factor was added, and his mother was not an easy-going lamp. , the two will definitely break out in conflict.

luck in misfortune,

I don't live in Ning City, otherwise it would be really troublesome.

Sudden,

the phone rings,

Xu Mang glanced at a very ordinary number.

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, and said calmly, Turn on the speakerphone!

Hello

^0^ Remember in a second【】

?

Who are you? Xu Mang asked.

Xu Mang?

Are you Xu Mang? The other party was a man, and he didn't sound very old.

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and asked casually, Which research institute are you from? What can I do for you? I'm busy recently and don't have much time. If you have something to do, please write it in the email and send it to my e-mail Above, don't call me in the future.

...

I'm your classmate in high school, does Wang Yibo still know? The other party said cautiously.

ah?

classmate?

Still in high school?

Xu Mang covered the call, and asked Xiaoman with a confused face, Do you know Wang Yibo?

Wang Yibo?

Who is Wang Yibo? Yang Xiaoman was equally at a loss: Didn't I call you? What are you asking me for?

I...

Xu Mang rolled his eyes, then said to the phone with a smile: Oh... a wave... I remember, how could I not remember this, so what... We haven't seen each other for more than four years, right? ?how have you been?

Ouch!

Unexpectedly, my old classmate still remembers me. The other party also smiled and said, I'm just like that...an ordinary college student, but you have changed a lot. I keep seeing you on the news, Xu Mang...you It's so awesome, you know? Ningshi No. 1 Middle School confessed to you!

ah?

Oh... Xu Mang frowned. He really didn't know who the other party was, and he didn't know if Wang Yibo was his classmate. Anyway, he had already answered the phone, so he could only continue acting in such an awkward manner, and then asked: Then what... Yibo, what do you want me to do? Is there anything? Do you want my help?

nothing.

I'm getting married! The other party sighed, and said helplessly: My girlfriend is five months pregnant, so she can only get married and have children... Then what... I will send you the address of the hotel at that time, come over next week Attend my wedding, by the way... Is your girlfriend still Yang Xiaoman?

I...

Fuck!

It turned out to be a red bomb!

It was only then that Xu Mang suddenly realized, no wonder he called suddenly, he wanted to follow suit!

Well...

Yes, yes, it's still Xiaoman, Xu Mang said.

That's fine.

I'll reserve two places for you, with your high school classmates. The other party smiled and said, By the way, are you in the class WeChat group?

...

Didn't I get kicked out by you? Xu Mang said calmly, How about it...you send me an address.

good!

Snapped,

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang said to Xiaoman with a dark face, Look at... the dangers of this society, the darkness of people's hearts.

You!

Careful... Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look, and said seriously: Since someone invited us to go, let's go for a while, and then just pack a red envelope. You can ask other people how much to pack, we can't pack too much. More, but not too little, everyone is the best.

Before Xu Mang could speak, he received a text message, and the content almost didn't kill him.

three days later?

Fuck...

This is simply a temporary idea!

Look...

They didn't think of us as husband and wife at all. Xu Mang said angrily, The wedding will be held in three days. This is clearly thinking of us on the spur of the moment and looking for us symbolically.

Okay!

Is there anything... I just went to see what other people's weddings look like. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: For reference, by the way... your right to plan weddings has been confiscated, and I will do it in the future .”

after,

Xu Mang sent Xiaoman to the company. Just as he was about to go home, Xiaoman suddenly ran back and tapped on the car window.

What's the matter? Xu Mang asked.

Don't run around!

I want to eat something light at noon. Yang Xiaoman said: One more thing, borrow some money for me, the more the better...I want to short Wall Street.

oh...

leave the company,

Xu Mang returned to his home and glanced at the countdown to the Nobel nomination. There was still a week to go, but according to the online comments, most of them supported him, but... as before, many people in the field of physics have already Started to object.

But it didn't work at all,

The footsteps of the second consecutive championship cannot be stopped at all, and no one can do it.

Say...

How do you borrow money? Xu Mang was confused for a moment, and didn't know who to turn to.

oh!

Young Master Chen and them!

Hello?

Young Master Chen... I want to discuss something with you. Can you lend me some money? Xu Mang said with a smile: My wife is planning to short Wall Street, and she doesn't seem to have enough money...Let me ask you Borrow some money.

What?!

Did your wife become stupid when she was pregnant? Chen Shao said with a face full of horror: Isn't she confused?

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