I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Regarding this paper,

Xu Mang gave a very low-key name Incalculable Ghosts at an Extra Distance, but he didn't know how to spell Extra Distance in English, so he finally changed his name to Incalculable Distance. It has to be said that he reached the top. I still don't know some words, and I don't know if there is no English with this distance.

After uploading the research report,

Xu Mang ran downstairs alone, picked up the PS4 controller again, and played games crazily, but there haven't been any major releases recently, which was very fatal to Xu Mang, a stand-alone game lover, until Chen Xi called Call, the Warcraft Guild will open up wasteland for MC at night.

Open up wasteland?

Is my account full level? Xu Mang asked curiously.

It's already full level!

I have already graduated from all three books, so what... a total of 5,000 yuan was spent on the power leveling fee. Chen Xi said helplessly: I said Brother Xu Mang... since you are playing games, you should devote yourself to it. Put it in? You created an account like this, recharged the monthly card for ten years...and then found a power leveling after playing to level ten, what kind of thing is this?

Xu Mang said awkwardly but still politely: I'm busy... But it's all right now. I don't have anything to do at the moment, so let's play the game. By the way... Are you leading the land reclamation group?

Um!

I'm the regiment leader and commander. Chen Xi said seriously: Brother Xu Mang... you have to have fun, don't make trouble inside... After all, it's not a group of relatives and friends. No one will blame you if the group is destroyed. In the game...if you lure monsters to destroy the group or make a mistake to destroy the group, you will be sprayed to death.

Do not worry!

I'm so awesome! Xu Mang patted his chest and said with a smile, I want the legendary weapon...give me the wind sword.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Chen Xi almost vomited blood, and said helplessly, Don't make trouble... This is not a group of relatives and friends. How could I give you this top-quality weapon? It will be embarrassing if the city is full of storms. ...In short, the first one is impossible to give to you, and the second one I will find a way to hack to you.

Fine!

I was a little wronged, and I barely blacked out the second legendary weapon. Xu Mang lay on the sofa, crossed his legs, and said meanly: By the way, isn't your sister Xiaoman pregnant... wait until the belly is big In the future, we will bring her in, it would be boring to stay at home every day, why not play World of Warcraft nostalgic clothes.

oh...

Actually, compared to Brother Xu Mang,

I hope that Miss Xiaoman will come to play games. Chen Xi said: You always disobey orders, mess around and behave in all kinds of weird ways, while Sister Xiaoman's positioning, consciousness, and operation are top-notch.

Xu Mang was a little unconvinced, and asked stubbornly, I'll let you see what a real operation is tonight!

Snapped!

hang up the phone,

Then I hurried to my study room and brought over the gaming laptop. This gamer country laptop was given by Chenxi. I heard that it is a dual graphics card configuration. The memory alone is 64G, and the video memory has even reached 16G, price...don't know.

Anyway, Xu Mang didn't care about the price, the main thing was as a gift, but... this notebook is too heavy, and it's a pity that he can't carry it on a trip.

After logging in to the account, I saw my own character, a beautiful female character, because Xu Mang's name on the PVP server was very unique - your father, and this name also made Xu Mang a celebrity in the game. A character scolded by guild people.

【Your dad is online】

Xu Mang is online...

The guild exploded immediately!

Seeing a group of extremely excited players catch him spitting, it made him feel uncomfortable for a while, but he soon forgot this feeling. In just a few minutes, everyone forgot the existence of this person in the guild.

Today's role-playing online games are no longer what they used to be. Anyone can have fun playing alone. The lone wolf will always be lonely in the game, just like Xu Mang... riding a horse in Azeroth In the world, wander around, look at the scenery, climb mountains and so on.

boring...

But very laid back.

At this time,

Chen Xi secreted Xu Mang in the game and asked him to go to the dungeon together, then Xu Mang directly joined the team, and was scolded again...

【Your father joins the team】

Teammate A: @#￥%...!

Teammate B: @#￥%...!

Teammate C: @#￥%...!

Hello?

What are you doing? Xu Mang received a call from Chen Xi.

Brother Xu Mang... why don't you delete your account? Chen Xi said with tears in her eyes, Your character...is so irritating, every time your character goes online, it becomes the account of the entire guild. Fathers of the members, once you go offline, the fathers of the members will leave.

...

Then I'll take the name 'Your father was dying'? Xu Mang asked cautiously.

No no no!

This 'Your Father' is pretty good. Chen Xi thought about the picture, but the picture was too beautiful to think about it too deeply. Judging from the current situation, the name is actually not bad, and it's better than the new one proposed by brother Xu Mang. The name sounds a lot better, and it is full of elegance.

after,

In teaming up with Xu Mang, Chen Xi completely lost his mind, as expected... He is a person with no organization and discipline, not only has low damage, but also has poor character. He dares to ask for any equipment. A cancer.

hit halfway,

Chen Xi couldn't bear such a teammate, so he called Xu Mang, kicked him out of the team directly in the game, and then Xu Mang went back to the city to watch the scenery.

after,

Xu Mang directly turned on his work computer and checked the upload time of his thesis. What he didn't expect was that it was still uploading... But this is normal, after all, it is more than two hundred pages long. And now arXiv seems to be uploaded by many people, plus the server shrinks.

afternoon,

Xu Mang drove to the company and took Xiaoman home. The husband and wife chatted about some messy things in the car. The content was unsightly and extremely embarrassing.

Hate~

Big villain! Yang Xiaoman's handsome face has turned red. She knows that her husband is a big hooligan, and also knows that he is familiar with all kinds of ugly jokes, but she never imagined that this big pig's hoof is so cruel. proficient.

also good,

Married life needs some jokes like this to polish it up properly. Being too plain may become a habit, which gradually distances them from each other, and even starts to sleep in separate beds and rooms.

well?

Will you share the bed with me? Yang Xiaoman asked.

How can it be!

I'm a big gangster, do you think I'll let you go? Xu Mang said with a smirk on his face, Stop thinking about it... Anyway, I won't let you escape.

cut!

You are still a big hooligan, I will teach you how to be a man every minute. Yang Xiaoman looked disdainful, but when she thought of being pregnant, she couldn't help but feel helpless, bear with it... what else can I do? Everything is for the sake of the child, but where does this big pig's hoof go?

Taking a sneak peek at Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman soon felt relieved. How he got here before is how he got here now.

Wife?

I'm going to play games with Chen Xi at night, but this kid thinks my skills are not good enough, how about...you help me? Xu Mang said: Warcraft...you should know that the old popular nostalgic server recently , Chen Xi and I formed a guild, and today we are going to play a raid.

Can!

It just so happens that I'm bored too. Yang Xiaoman nodded, and then said, Then you play the baby tomorrow.

Oh... Xu Mang nodded, and asked cautiously, Have you ever played?

Played.

I'm pretty good, let me get acquainted with the strategy, by the way... tell Chenxi, I want to command! Yang Xiaoman said.

...

night,

Xu Mang was sitting in his seat, looking at the upload time of the thesis, and it would be completed in three hours. I don't know if it was because of his network, the upload speed was too slow... It used to take up to one minute, but The previous content was only a few pages.

Wife?

Are we optical fiber? Xu Mang frowned, and said angrily to Xiao Man who was sitting opposite him, Are we being restricted by the speed limit?

have no idea.

Call and ask. If there is a speed limit, you can complain to the department. Yang Xiaoman was logging into his account, and then saw Xu Mang's character on the character selection page, and said with a displeased expression, This What kind of bad name is that?

Hey hey...

You'll know when you go online. Xu Mang said mysteriously.

Immediately afterwards,

This character is live.

【Your dad is online】

in an instant,

Yang Xiaoman was scolded wildly by N+1 players, Xiaoman almost went crazy, raised his head and glared at Xu Mang angrily, and roared, Are you crazy? Taking such a crappy name...do you want to live? ? So many names are not chosen, but one of them is 'Your Father'... I am scolded!

Xu Mang shrugged, and said indifferently: Then what should I do? This account has cost thousands of dollars, and the monthly card alone has been charged for ten years!

idiot!

Yang Xiaoman said with a dark face.

after,

Yang Xiaoman logged into the voice system and communicated with Chen Xi on land reclamation. After knowing that it was Yang Xiaoman, Chen Xi was quite happy. After all, it was the first time for the land reclamation team dungeon, so he didn't want to bring a time bomb like Xu Mang with him. around.

I'll play this account in the future! Yang Xiaoman said seriously: I'll direct all the dungeons, by the way...give me the president, and I'll be the president!

Xu Mang: 囧

It's too awful,

Even in the game, the style of this strong woman remains unchanged.

soon,

The copy starts,

When the team commander Yang Xiaoman spoke, the entire voice system fell into silence, and then there was a burst of cheers, what beautiful commander, what beautiful team leader, all kinds of beautiful titles, for a while, your father is disgusting The name sounds particularly elegant.

Xu Mang: (*￣︿￣)

What the hell,

Are these people human?

Knowing that there was a female player with a sweet voice behind her, she began to praise me in various ways. During the day, my buddies kept scolding me when I went online... Now this attitude has changed 180 degrees.

snort!

Spray you to death later! Xu Mang showed a sinister smile, he knew... a violent personality would appear on Xiaoman soon.

half an hour later,

Xiao Man, who had a smile on her face, was now covered with dark clouds, and her tone became irritable.

finally,

A straw crushed Xiaoman's last trace of reason.

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