I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

night,

Yang Xiaoman glanced at the time, it was 12:30 in the morning, and the bastard next to him still hadn't come back, Yang Xiaoman was used to this real workaholic, but at the same time he was very strange, he was like A poisonous man, so lovable to suffocate.

well...

What an idiot! Yang Xiaoman got up and left the bedroom. When he passed by Xu Mang's study, he saw a light leaking from the crack of the door. Xu Da pig's trotters boiled dumplings.

Yang Xiaoman is very expert in how to cook dumplings. She knows when to add water and how much water to add. This is the only 'dish' she can beat Xu Mang in cooking.

soon,

The bowl of dumplings was out of the pot, and she went to the study with the dumplings, and knocked lightly on the door.

Ouch?

You...why haven't you slept yet? Seeing his wife holding dumplings, Xu Mang, a straight man of steel, felt a surge of warmth in his heart. His wife is better than his original partner. It's a shortcoming, short in front and flat in back, but I like her very much.

Sometimes love is a thing...it's really amazing, things that can't happen often happen, it happens...and it happens suddenly.

Um...

I can't sleep, so I was thinking about making some supper. Yang Xiaoman moved a chair, sat beside Xu Mang, looked at the dense English words on the screen, and said involuntarily, How much content do you have?

The rest is half. Xu Mang ate the dumplings stuffed with celery and pork, and said casually, It's almost finished at six o'clock tomorrow morning, don't delay your time to work, don't worry...I'm a person who can't sleep all night. , I’m only in my twenties, if I can’t carry it all night, I’m about to die.”

Bah bah bah!

What nonsense are you talking about? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily, Can you say something auspicious?

hey-hey...

Xu Mang smiled innocently, and ate the so-called love dumplings in silence. I have to say... Xiaoman is very good at cooking dumplings, and the skin is very strong. In fact, as long as Xiaoman cooks with her heart, she can cook Okay, but... I just can't learn it. After so many years, I can only cook dumplings and braised pork with one hand.

Others are so-so, barely enough to eat. I can’t imagine what kind of abuse my son and daughter will encounter in the future when I am on a business trip. It is not physical torture, but spiritual torture. Mom's rice bran pickles are too uncomfortable.

What's your expression?

Are you thinking about something boring again? Yang Xiaoman looked at her husband with an unspeakable expression, knowing what he was thinking, and said with a dark face: I tell you... don't let your thoughts slip , be careful that my iron fist falls.

I'm thinking...

You have time to learn cooking skills. In the future, I may go on business trips from time to time. My son and daughter are used to my cooking, and eating your rice bran pickles... will not be able to adapt. Xu Mang said seriously : Do you think this makes sense?

Yang Xiaoman was almost not pissed off, and roared angrily: Go to hell with me! You big pig's hoof...you know how to piss me off every day, and one day I will be pissed off by you, saying... .Do you want to find a stepmother for your child?

next second,

Xu Mang licked his face, and hugged Xiao Man. The coaxing took less than three minutes... Xiao Man, who was still extremely angry, had already been coaxed into a smile. Mang has already practiced to the point of proficiency.

This skill... didn't get the blessing of the system, and it was completed by his sweet words and shameless spirit.

Big idiot? Yang Xiaoman leaned into Xu Mang's arms and said creakingly, You will be responsible for teaching your son how to pick up girls in the future. I am very worried now... if my son can't get a wife, what if he doesn't get a wife? You are fully responsible.

Xu Mang:? ? ?

none of my business?

This...is it too difficult to be a father?

Do not worry!

As long as you inherit my looks, you can grab a lot. Xu Mang gently pinched Xiaoman's nose, and said with a smile: You prepare the money when the time comes, our Xu family's gift is not low Otherwise, I won't be able to hold my face.

What do you mean by your face? Yang Xiaoman bit Xu Mang's shoulder fiercely, and said angrily, I ask you... when I married you, how much did I give as a bride price?

bride price?

Aren't you a downsider? Xu Mang said with a cute face, I remember that I didn't give a betrothal gift.

next second,

Xu Mang was hit like a torrential rain.

gone!

You stay up all night by yourself!

Angry, Yang Xiaoman broke free from Xu Mang's arms, and left with a displeased face.

...

the next day,

half past five in the morning,

Xu Mang finally finished all the content, but at this time he didn't feel tired, instead he was more energetic. He left his study, made breakfast for Xiaoman, and when it was sent to the bedroom, the pregnant lazy pig was still sleeping. .

He patted her butt lightly, and said helplessly, Get up!

Well...

Sleep a little longer!

Just for a while. Yang Xiaoman closed his eyes, twisted his face together, and said displeasedly: Just... just five minutes.

...

All right.

Xu Mang left the bedroom, turned around and went back to the study. He sat on the chair by himself, made the final revisions to his research report, and challenged some mistakes.

sometimes,

Time is very ruthless, so ruthless that people can ignore it. Xu Mang often ignored the existence of time in the past. Although he changed this habit recently, whenever he worked hard, he would still forget the time.

Accidentally,

I ignored it for an hour, and when Xu Mang recovered, it was still too late.

ah!!!

Xu Mang...you big pig's hoof!

A miserable cry came to Kawashima's ears, which instantly made Xu Mang feel flustered. He hurriedly checked the time, and the reason was still past seven o'clock... But it didn't seem to be her own reason. Who made her cry? I had to stay in bed for another five minutes, but in the end... something happened after I stayed in bed.

What's wrong?

Oh... my baby, what's wrong with you? Xu Man said nervously, Did you have a nightmare?

roll!

My mother, I have a meeting at 8:30, and now...it's too late! Yang Xiaoman was so anxious that his little face was twisted together: It's over, it's over, it's all humiliating now, this But the meeting of the whole city, I... I am miserable, and I may be criticized.

Panic hair!

I'll accompany you! Xu Mang frowned, and said with displeasure, I'll accompany you in and see who can tell you wrong.

Xu Mang was very angry. Although it was a bit excessive to be late for the meeting, after all, Xiaoman was pregnant, and the sleepiness of pregnant women was completely understandable, so why make irresponsible remarks?

After a brief wash, breakfast was followed. After everything was over, it was already 7:45, and then Xu Mang sent Xiaoman to the meeting place, not to mention... the traffic jam on the road , not even moving.

Why isn't it moving? Yang Xiaoman frowned, It's at least nine o'clock when we get down to the conference venue.

Don't panic.

If you're late, you're late, it's no big deal. Xu Mang said nonchalantly, You're a pregnant woman, so you should have special powers. Speaking of letting pregnant women go to meetings, what do those people think? Do you have any brains?

I...

Others don't know that I'm pregnant. Yang Xiaoman said helplessly, I want to maintain the image of a strong woman.

Xu Mang was speechless for a moment, but soon he found a flaw: Even if you didn't say it, you should be able to see it? You don't even have this point of view, what kind of boss? What kind of leader? Go home and grow sweet potatoes go!

I'm sorry... As long as my wife is involved, I'm such an arrogant person! Xu Mang said seriously.

Looking at Xu Dazhu's hoof who was in a state of exasperation, the corners of Yang Xiaoman's mouth raised slightly. It is rare to see him like this, losing his mind for himself. Why is he so cute?

Say...

Wife?

Don't you think there is something missing at home? Xu Mang said suddenly, You think...you think about it carefully.

What is missing?

There is almost nothing lacking in the house, everything that should be available, except that there is no child... No, isn't the child pregnant?

Unexpected. Yang Xiaoman shook his head in confusion.

Don't you think there is a missing driving simulator at home? Xu Mang said cautiously, It is the driving simulator that you returned.

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

turn out to be...

He is arrogant for a fee!

Fortunately, my old lady was so moved that she almost cried...

at the same time,

In the conference room of a certain city government, all the members have arrived, but only Yang Xiaoman is missing, and she is on the rostrum. The scene is very awkward. The leaders of the traffic and transportation department of Shanghai Magic City were present. How should this be explained?

Although...

The leaders who came this time were all vice, but they were deadly enough.

However, many people only worried for a moment and didn't take it to heart. Yang Xiaoman is not an ordinary person, she must have a reason for being late.

soon,

Several leaders were present, but they found that one person was missing, Mr. Yang Xiaoman from Xuyang Technology Company.

Is Mr. Yang not here? A certain leader asked.

...

...

...

No one answered, and sat silently under the stage with his head bowed.

this...

Why isn't there even a notice? The leader frowned, and said with displeasure, Forget it...don't wait for her.

immediately,

This meeting without a backbone begins,

Until the meeting was in the middle, the door of the meeting room was opened, Yang Xiaoman stood at the door, with an apologetic expression on his face, and said to everyone present: I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I'm not feeling well and I was delayed a little on the way time, sorry.

Forest Department...

Can I still participate in the next meeting process? Yang Xiaoman stood at the door and asked a bald man on the stage.

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