I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

in the office,

Yang Xiaoman finally finished her official duties, and at this time she was writing two names on the paper, Xu Yang and Xu Man... For these two names, Yang Xiaoman was happy from the bottom of her heart, after all, they were the names of her own children , and it is a combination of her husband's name.

Xu Yang...

Xu Man... Yang Xiaoman's face was full of happiness, and the brilliance of motherhood shrouded her for a while, didn't she smile, and said to herself: Children... you must be obedient, if you learn from you Asshole father, be careful when your own mother beats your ass.

Speaking of being like Xu Mang,

Yang Xiaoman's mind exploded in an instant, a bastard husband already made him physically and mentally exhausted, if another little devil king appeared, how would he survive in the future? What if I am pregnant with twins? A big devil in the world, plus two little devils in the world, what... what should I do?

Although Xu Mang, a big pig, would bring him a lot of suffering from time to time, he would occasionally feel some warmth. However, as a child... he would cry when he was a baby, and be mischievous when he was a little sensible. It is the rebellious period, all kinds of words that defy oneself, and make yourself angry to death.

well...

Suddenly feel that pregnancy is not a good thing! Yang Xiaoman frowned, thinking of her mother-in-law, saying how her mother-in-law survived at that time, she must learn from it, and she will live like this in the future.

Hello?

Mom...it's me, Xiaoman. Yang Xiaoman called Xu's mother and said softly: Mom... are you in good health?

Little Man!

I'm in good health, and I'll come to take care of your baby when the time comes. Xu's mother received a call from her daughter-in-law, her words were filled with joy, and she said with a smile: Where is that brat Xu Mang? at your side?

He's gone home to cook. Yang Xiaoman said softly, Mom...I want to ask you something, so what... How did you feel when you gave birth to Xu Mang? ?”

Give birth to him?

Uh...let me think about it. Xu's mother fell into deep thought, and said after a long time: When Xu Mang was just born, I felt very happy... After all, I was pregnant for ten months to see the child. When I saw the little faces twisted together, my heart completely melted.

Listen to what my mother-in-law said,

Yang Xiaoman could feel that kind of happiness, but...she didn't want to hear these things, so she hurriedly said, Mom... Was Xu Mang making a fuss? What were your thoughts at the time? How did you solve it?

Rowling?

This brat is more than just making a fuss! Xu's mother was full of anger in her words: It was okay at the beginning... I knew how to sleep all day long, but when I grew up a little bit, my God... I knew how to sleep during the day, when I arrived At night, it was noisy, until the sky was turned upside down, and I almost wanted to lose this brat at that time.

...

Yang Xiaoman smiled wryly, I can imagine the kind of upset, but... this is also a normal phenomenon, after all, children... have more energy than adults, so if they are noisy at night, they will be noisy, anyway, let Xu Dazhuo deal with it , I don't care about those things.

mom?

Then how did you deal with Xu Mang's mischief? Yang Xiaoman asked curiously.

beat!

Beat me to death!

But...you also know the habits of Xu Mang, a brat. Mother Xu sighed, and said helplessly, Beating up is useless at all, it will only work for a few hours at most, and then I will continue to give it to you. Mischievous, my family was not very rich before, and I lived in an alley, this bastard...

how?

What happened to Xu Mang? Yang Xiaoman asked.

Yang's mother said angrily: Your husband... had a nickname at that time, the reincarnation of the Great Demon King... He did all kinds of stupid things, either blowing up other people's pickle jars, or stealing other people's pickles. I eat the yellow croaker by myself.

this matter,

Yang Xiaoman did know a little bit, he had been to that alley with him before, and then said cautiously: Mom... what will happen next? Don't those neighbors dare to talk?

Don't dare...

Don't dare to say anything in person. Xu's mother smiled bitterly: This brat... was very bad-tempered at the time. If anyone dared to scold him, the glass windows of that house would be broken the next day. Your father-in-law and I earned the money together. The money, basically went to lose money.

I...

Ruined!

In the future, my own children will also have this habit.

Little Man?

Are you worried that your child... will be like Xu Mang in the future? Mother Xu asked.

Um...

I'm worried about being mischievous like Xu Mang was when he was a child. Yang Xiaoman simply admitted, and then said, I'm worried...I won't be able to bear it, my temper is not very good, I'm afraid...

Don't be afraid!

I thought the same as you at the time, but sometimes I just couldn't help it. Xu's mother said seriously: One more thing to rest assured, I will never interfere with your child's education, after all, it is your child.

Yang Xiaoman froze for a moment, then hurriedly explained: No no no...Mom, it's not what you think.

OK OK!

After all, this is your family matter. As long as you don't divorce Xu Mang, you can do whatever you want. Mother Xu smiled and said, I'll hang up first and knit shoes for the child.

oh...

hang up the phone,

Yang Xiaoman didn't know what to do for a while, and thought for a long time... In the end, he followed his own ideas, as long as he dared to be naughty, he would be beaten up, and anyone who dared to take care of him would be rude to anyone.

...

at the same time,

Xu Mang was preparing a condensed Man-Han banquet. The so-called condensed Man-Han banquet was actually a hodgepodge. In layman's terms, it was just 'Buddha jumping over the wall'. However, Xu Mang upgraded it and added some pregnant women's ingredients to it.

Although the Nobel Prize is very important, but...the Nobel Prize will never be left behind, and if the wife does not take good care of it, it is very likely that she will be gone...It is a pity that such a lovely and profitable wife ran away. , but also be scolded to death by my mother.

Well...

Slowly simmer for three hours,

Xu Mang decided to study that Bolton's information, went to his study, turned on the computer, downloaded the information, and began to conduct systematic research.

have to say,

This is indeed very thoughtful, and quantum entanglement has become the core of a mathematical proof.

But there is a game problem involved here, and there are some questions... Can a quantum system with infinitely measurable variables be approximated by a simple system with only finite variables?

Regarding this answer,

Xu Mang can roughly give some theorems. According to Bolton's ideas, the correlation between two quantum systems in the case of entanglement at a distance cannot be calculated. In essence, quantum systems cannot be approximated by finite systems.

let's start!

Xu Mang directly turned on the acceleration mode. This problem is not difficult. With Bolton's idea, he just needs to continue to study.

two hours later,

Yang Xiaoman returned to the entrance of the community, and it was the assistant who drove her back. At first, he also called Xu Mang, but no one answered after countless calls. Xiaoman was so angry that he wanted to kill him, but in the end he let My assistant, I worked so hard to send it back.

Thank you. Yang Xiaoman smiled and said, I'm sorry...my husband may be busy.

It's okay...Mr. Yang. The assistant said with a smile: Men...Actually, it's like this. My husband often forgets me when he's busy, but...a man who works hard Still quite handsome, I think Academician Xu Mang is even more handsome.

handsome?

I don't think so, but it's stupid and cute. Yang Xiaoman pouted and said helplessly, I'll go first... I still have to thank you.

All the way to the door,

Pushing open the door, there was a strong fragrance, and all the previous complaints disappeared without a trace at this moment.

husband?

Where are you? Yang Xiaoman found that there was no one in the kitchen, nor in the living room, so she hurriedly yelled.

moment,

Xu Mang ran downstairs in a hurry, saw Xiaoman's sad face, and asked in confusion, How did you come back?

snort!

I'm ashamed to say how many times I've called you, but I don't understand any of them. Yang Xiaoman pouted and said angrily, If it wasn't because you made dinner, I would have called your dog's head straight away. burst.

Xu Mang glanced at his mobile phone on the coffee table, and couldn't help but laugh a few times in embarrassment. To make up for his mistake, he licked his face and walked over to her, hugging her.

Oops...

I really wronged my little baby. Xu Mang squeezed Xiaoman's handsome face, and said softly, I was busy just now...

being hugged like this,

The stiff body softened in an instant, huddled in his arms and said creakingly: Husband...I talked with my mother on the phone today, and she told me something about you when you were a child. I am very scared now...if the child Being as skinny as you is killing me.

Then beat me up!

You'll be honest after a beating. Xu Mang smiled.

It's useless!

You were beaten every day when you were a child, and you may not change it. Yang Xiaoman said angrily, I don't know if it is twins. If it is twins, it will kill you... Let me tell you, you are not allowed to interfere with any About education, otherwise I will pull you out!

...

What if my mother wants to take care of it? Xu Mang asked.

Won't!

Mom has personally promised me that she will not interfere in my education of the children. Yang Xiaoman said: I will inform my own mother later.

Xu Mang felt...

It may be very difficult to let the mother-in-law ignore it, but he also wants to see what the mother-in-law thinks.

Then you fight.

By the way... how about the wedding arrangement in December? Xu Mang said, If it's any later... your belly is going to get bigger.

Um!

moment,

Yang Xiaoman called his mother, while Xu Mang sat beside him with a weird smile on his face.

mom!

Now officially notify you!

When I educate my children in the future, you can't just meddle in it! Yang Xiaoman's tone was very strong, and he said seriously: Whether I beat him or scold him, you don't care!

You damn girl!

Say what?

Xu Mang was very happy when Xiaoman was scolded.

but soon,

I'm so happy I don't want to wake up.

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