I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang, who became a father-to-be for the first time, was excited and even a little incoherent.

Brother Xu Mang?

Sister Xiaoman is pregnant? Chen Xi asked confusedly, Then...Brother Xu Mang, are you going to be a father? I...Am I an uncle?

Yeah!

You will be an uncle from now on, so you have to look like an elder. Xu Mang patted Chen Xi on the shoulder and said seriously: Be a good person...don't mess around, if my son After imitating you, I spend all day chasing girls outside, and I will ask your sister Xiaoman to break your dog legs.

Chen Xi:? ? ?

well?

This...does this have anything to do with me?

Stop talking nonsense!

Hurry up and take me home! Xu Mang said seriously, I can't drive after drinking, you can find me a good price, the kind that can drive a Ferrari, and I don't even know if the car gets crashed Where to fix...

...

Brother Xu Mang... most people really don't know how to drive your car. Chen Xi said with a wry smile, That's fine with an ordinary Ferrari. Not many people would dare to take orders for a car like the McLaren Senna. ...you sit in the car and let the trailer take you and the car home?

Also!

moment,

Xu Mang sat in the car and went home with the trailer. He didn't dare to drive to his villa until he arrived in the community. Although he didn't know if drinking and driving in the community was illegal, at this time Xu Mang had already been treated as a father's joy. I've been dazzled, so I still care about these things.

open the door,

Seeing Yang Xiaoman sitting on the sofa, he hurried to her side and asked anxiously: My wife... are you...really pregnant?

Husband~

I'm really pregnant! Yang Xiaoman nodded excitedly, couldn't help touching her belly, and said happily: I can feel life being conceived in my belly now... This feeling is amazing!

God!

I'm really going to be a dad!

Xu Mang sat beside Xiaoman,

At this moment, my thoughts are only joy, and even at this moment I want to tell people all over the world that I am going to be a father... It turns out that the feeling of being a father is so good. In the past... I really never thought that I would become a father dad.

well?

What do you think now? Yang Xiaoman looked at the cute Xu Mang, and asked with a smile, How does it feel to be a father for the first time?

...

excited!

Then there is...responsibility. Xu Mang gently hugged Xiaoman into his arms, and said seriously: I will work harder in the future to give you and your child the happiness you deserve, during your pregnancy Li, I won't go anywhere, I will stay with you well.

Um!

But you don't have to think of me as weak, I still have to work. Yang Xiaoman asked softly: Earn more money for milk powder for the child... By the way... My temper will explode in the future , you have to be more patient, and you must always accommodate me, otherwise it is easy to miss and kill you.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

I...

Why does it sound so scary?

Ahem!

Husband? Yang Xiaoman raised her head and said in a squeaky voice: If I am pregnant and become a little fat...would you still like me so much? Would you think I'm a yellow-faced woman? And Chen Xi is like a bastard, messing with flowers outside?

...

Don't make trouble! Xu Mang said seriously: I'm not this kind of man, and I've seen...you can't get fat. According to my calculations, you can only gain about ten catties at most, and ten catties is not fat. However, it’s not reduced by you, but what I’m most worried about now is suffering from maternal depression.”

words fall,

After a moment of silence, I couldn't help laughing: Maybe I'm worrying too much, you silly woman... How could you suffer from maternal depression?

well...

Speaking of silly women... Xu Mang opened his mouth, but in the end he still couldn't speak.

fart!

My mother, I'm so smart! Yang Xiaoman pouted her mouth and said angrily: Stupid, silly... always say I'm stupid, you know that a person is always called a fool, and he will really become a fool. Fool, and I am a Ph.D. in economics, the first place in the international mathematics competition!

Yes Yes Yes!

You have a Ph.D. in economics, and you won first place in the math competition, but you're pregnant. Xu Mang squeezed Xiaoman's cheek, and said with a smile, After all, you've been pregnant for three years.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

Very angry!

His IQ was already a little lower than his, and now it's even dropping.

You are stupid!

Your whole family is stupid! Yang Xiaoman said angrily.

...

Xu Mang was a little embarrassed, and reminded cautiously: My wife...we are a family!

Ahhh!

Get out! Yang Xiaoman was so angry that she only gritted her teeth and said angrily, I'm sick...make me wontons!

okay!

leave the living room,

Xu Mang came to the kitchen. While wrapping wontons, he called his mother and told her about Xiaoman's pregnancy.

Hello?

Mom... I'll tell you something important! Xu Mang said with a smile, You're going to be a grandma!

Hearing Xu Mang's words, the other party was silent for a long time, and then said excitedly, You...are you serious? Xiaoman is pregnant? I...I'm going to be a grandma?

Um!

It's absolutely true! Xu Mang said, I only found out today.

Is it a boy or girl? Mother Xu asked hastily.

...

I've just been pregnant, so how do I know the gender? Xu Mang smiled wryly, Boys and girls are the same, mom...it's the 21st century now, don't bring old ideas into the new century. It's a granddaughter, you don't like it?

You boy!

How do you talk to your mother? Xu's mother said angrily: I just asked casually, no matter whether Xiaoman gave birth to a boy or a girl, I would love it, you brat, don't talk nonsense at Xiaoman's place. !

At this time,

Xu's mother seemed to have thought of something, and hurriedly said to her son: Oh...you and Xiaoman haven't held a wedding yet, you just got your marriage certificate, this...how about you find a chance, and you can hold the wedding I'll do it, or my stomach will grow bigger every day.

oh...

I'll discuss it with Xiaoman. Xu Mang said, Mom... When Xiaoman's belly grows, can you come to Shanghai? Take care of her? I'm afraid I can't take care of her by myself, and I don't have much experience. , or you come.

nonsense!

How can I rest assured that I will hand over my daughter-in-law to you! Mother Xu said, It will take a while, there is no rush now...

after,

The mother and son chatted for a while, then handed the phone to Xiaoman, and Xu Mang returned to the kitchen to continue making wontons.

I don't know why,

At this time, Xu Mang was no longer as excited as before, only pressure was left... Now everything is concentrated in this year, first is the Nobel Prize competition, then Xiaoman is pregnant, and there is an early wedding. Time... It seems that time is not so abundant.

and...

In the future, the family will be the most important thing, and we can no longer be so reckless as before.

well...

It turns out that being a father is quite difficult. Xu Mang thought that he was engaged in scientific research, and it was common for business trips to be transferred away. Even though he had become an academician and had his own research institute, he still had to obey the arrangements. .

after all,

I am one of the leaders of the entire scientific research system and need to take the lead.

talk later...

Xu Mang sighed, and silently wrapped shrimp wontons for the pregnant woman at home.

At this time,

Xiaoman came to the kitchen, hugged him tightly from behind, pressed her small face tightly against her back, and whispered softly: Husband... let's get married soon... it's better that the belly grows bigger day by day, Then I won't be able to wear a wedding dress.

...

The problem is that there is no wedding dress in your size! Xu Mang said indifferently, I don't wear the junk ones, and the good ones don't have your size. I can only order them, at least three months?

roll!

What do you mean without my size?

What's wrong with me? Yang Xiaoman was so angry that she gritted her teeth and scolded angrily: Mom has already said... If you dare to get angry with me, she will come over and teach you a lesson!

don't even say,

Xiaoman at this time, she is the king of two families... no, she is the king of three families!

No one dared to refute her, even the mother-in-law, who was naturally at odds with her daughter-in-law, did not dare to say anything, after all... there was life in her stomach.

You set a time.

correct...

Pay attention to your emotions, losing control of your emotions is not good for your baby, so be gentle and easygoing, Xu Mang reminded.

...

I also want to be elegant and easy-going, but... I can't control my emotions. Yang Xiaoman frowned, and said helplessly: My husband... I think you are a big bastard now, sometimes you see You like it very much, sometimes it feels very uncomfortable to see you, and I can't help scolding you.

Xu Mang didn't care, he got scolded if he got scolded, as long as it made Xiaoman happy, it didn't matter if he was scolded, everyone was his own... and he was afraid of the wool!

Besides,

During pregnancy, she was really suffering, the feeling of being pregnant in October...

Wife...

It's hard work for you in the future. Xu Mang turned around, hugged Xiaoman lightly, and said, Suddenly I feel so happy...to be able to marry you.

Me too.

Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang, and said in a squeaky voice, I am lucky to be able to marry you... idiot... To be honest, I never thought that I would get married or even have children before. , and now... maybe this is fate.

Say...

Have you notified your parents? Xu Mang asked.

No...

You are the first to know. Yang Xiaoman said softly: I will call my parents later and tell them that they are going to be grandparents. I don't know how they will react. The parents-in-law and mother-in-law are very excited .”

hehe...

My parents have wanted to hold grandsons and granddaughters for a long time. Xu Mang smiled and said, But... your parents should be pretty good too. Forget about forcing the two of us to have children?

think of the past,

Yang Xiaoman showed a slight smile, then let go of his arms and said, I'll go and call home.

moment,

came to the living room,

Xiaoman picked up her mobile phone and called her mother.

Hello?

Mom...you're going to be a grandmother!

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