I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

When Xu Mang returned to the coast, it was already noon the next day, but Yang Xiaoman seemed to be still unsatisfied, and wanted to go shopping elsewhere, so he had to unconditionally agree to this woman's request. Something went wrong.

被她揍了个半死不活，也是...她差点就殉情了，后来想想这个女人已经会游泳了，殉个屁情啊！

Your expression seems to be...

Are you not convinced by my conditions? Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang beside him, and said angrily, I was very angry yesterday...do you know what you are doing? Don't worry about me later. , Be careful I really want to die with you!

...

Oops...

You kicked me into the sea, can't I be skinny? Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: My wife... so you still don't admit that you have a problem with IQ? How about I ask you another question? ? Test your IQ?

Get out!

Yang Xiaoman kicked Xu Mang off the bed. The more he looked at this big pig's hoof, he became more and more angry. Pig's trotters are delicious to cook, but because of the deliciousness, I actually gained five catties.

Five catties!

It takes two weeks to lose one catty, and now five catties...that's a full ten weeks.

real...

I asked a question about economics. Xu Mang licked his face, came to Xiaoman's side, rubbed her head, and asked gently: For example, one day when you were walking on the street, you suddenly saw something on the ground. Twenty dollars, two thousand rubles and five thousand yen, what do you do?

Fool!

Of course I picked up 5,000 yen, which is about 300 or so. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: If you look at the dollar and the ruble, they are about 140 and 220 respectively. It’s to pick up yen.”

Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman, not knowing what to do for a while, is it because married women have low IQs? This is not pregnant yet. If she becomes pregnant... I'm afraid... Xu Mang dare not think about the following things.

Wife!

I swear... I will definitely develop a smart medicine! Xu Mang said confidently, Even if I can't develop a smart medicine,

I will stay by your side forever and protect you forever... After all, I am married to you, and I have the responsibility and obligation to do so.

Yang Xiaoman frowned, although these words sounded very touching, but felt very strange, what is research on smart medicine? If you can't study it, will you protect my wife forever? What does this mean? Disguising my mother's low IQ?

Go away!

You are the smartest!

The whole world is overwhelmed by your intelligence. Yang Xiaoman said angrily: Am I wrong? Isn't the exchange rate for 5,000 people more than 300? I know more about currency than you do. Do you know how much the exchange is?

have no idea!

But I will pick them all up and put them in my pocket. Xu Mang said with a smile, Look...is this the truth!

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

Whoops...

This guy has a brain teaser!

What a jerk!

snort!

A few brain teasers are great? Yang Xiaoman said with a look of disdain: Let me ask you... Who is the best pair diving combination in the world?

Mother-in-law!

Because the two of them often fall into the water at the same time. Xu Mang said seriously.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and immediately became stubborn, and continued to ask: What is the best thing not to drink after suffering a loss?

water!

Because it will become dirty! Xu Mang said.

Yang Xiaoman pursed her lips, took out her mobile phone and started searching for brain teasers, and then saw a difficult one, and asked, Excuse me... five to zero, zero to two, and five to five, may I ask? Why?

Rock paper scissors! Xu Mang smiled: My wife...don't look up, as long as you can find brain teasers online, I know the answer.

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

So angry!

This bastard is too shameless!

Xiaoman knew that her husband had a great memory and had won the first prize in the memory contest, but this bastard was so bored that he memorized some messy things.

but...

Do you think I can't rule you like this old lady?

Very good! Yang Xiaoman nodded, and said seriously: Then I will ask the last question. If the answer comes up, the money you won yesterday will be doubled. If you can't answer... sorry, everyone Confiscated!

Can!

The brave are fearless! Xu Mang said arrogantly.

Yang Xiaoman asked indifferently: When did we hold hands for the first time?

Xu Mang: Σ(°△°|||)︴

ah?

what to do?

This...it's going to be cold!

What's wrong?

Can't you answer? Yang Xiaoman showed a smirk, and said indifferently: You big bastard...you can remember so many boring things, but you remember the beautiful moments between the two of us, I'm sorry... The old lady is going to confiscate your money.

Ahem!

Honey...I found you so pretty recently! Xu Mang lay down next to Xiaoman quietly, and said softly, Let me hug you for a while...

result,

With such a simple hug, Xiaoman, who was still furious at first, was swept away from all negative emotions in an instant. With her shy little head buried in her chest, listening to the strong heartbeat, she said slightly: Big villain ...You are simply my nemesis, obviously I am very angry, but...now I am not angry at all.

Hey hey...

After all, we are husband and wife. Xu Mang pinched Xiaoman's handsome face, then kissed him, and whispered, Return my hard-earned money!

...

Just as Yang Xiaoman's emotions were brewing, suddenly the mobile phone on the side rang, and after seeing the caller was from Professor Smith, he hurriedly picked up the phone and asked, Hello? Professor Smith...what's the matter? something?

Xu Mang...

The director of the Princeton Department of Physics wants to use your mathematical model to solve some problems in M ​​theory. Professor Smith said, I don't think you have any comments?

oh...

Then use it, I don't care. Xu Mang said blankly: By the way... the core content of M theory is multi-dimensional space, and it can be used almost... By the way, how far has he researched it now? If What if M-theory is just a mathematical dead end?

This is his own business. Professor Smith said seriously: He has regarded M theory as his life's work, and there is no turning back. He has persisted for more than 20 years. Just start working on it.

oh...

fine.

I hope this scientist can persevere. Xu Mang said sincerely, Every field is in a similar predicament. I can't know whether what I'm doing will be fruitful, whether it's correct, and sometimes I don't even have a goal.

In the face of other people's success, doubt yourself, deny yourself, and then give up... There are too few people who can persist for more than 20 years. Xu Mang sighed: But the world is progressing because of such persistence.

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Professor Smith was stunned for a moment, and he had to say that Xu Mang's awareness was very high. Although he had conflicts with many people in the United States, in the field of science, he still thought about problems from the perspective of the whole world. Many people are much stronger.

at least...

He has a higher awareness than Gareth, the former doesn't care about his research findings being used by others, while the latter thinks about how to deceive.

correct.

I forgot to tell you one thing, if he has made a new breakthrough in M ​​theory, he is very likely to win this year's Nobel Prize in Physics. Professor Smith said: And I heard a rumor recently... Although you will be nominated, but will not win this year's Nobel Prize.

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then asked curiously, Why?

You have made a lot of people in the Western world feel ashamed. Smith said: You should understand what I mean, unless you have research like the discovery of gravitational waves again, otherwise...the Western world will not let you Two consecutive awards in the same field.

oh...

I'll hang up first.

words fall,

Xu Mang hung up the phone with a serious expression.

Seeing Xu Mang at this time, Yang Xiaoman didn't know what to do, so she asked cautiously, Honey, are you okay?

They are going to cheat me!

This year's Nobel Prize is just a nomination, but I won't be awarded. Those who oppose me have already planned everything. Xu Mang frowned and said indignantly, They just can't let them succeed.

well...

Actually, natural science is not very serious in this respect. Yang Xiaoman rubbed Xu Mang's head, and comforted him gently, As long as you contribute enough, you will naturally win this award, and you may have to pay something.

Pay a little what?

Complete information on Xu Yang's institutional formula?

Can not be done!

But if this is handed over, isn't it a disguised trap for the United States? They spent a lot of energy to get it from their own hands. If it is known that what they have is just a defective product, I am afraid that it will be difficult to cooperate in the future.

What’s wrong with you?

Suddenly looks so bad? Xiaoman asked.

ah?

No... nothing... Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, Where are we going to play tomorrow?

Of course it's the Forbidden City! Yang Xiaoman said hastily.

Then you need to buy a Mercedes...I took a look at the AMG G63, and the full price will cost more than three million. Xu Mang said cautiously: I bought this car...it doesn't deserve to be placed in my garage. , There are not enough parking spaces at home, and spending three million yuan to play for a day...is a bit too much.

Hello!

are you crazy?

Some heat can't be touched! Yang Xiaoman squeezed Xu Mang's cheek fiercely, and said angrily, Do you think I have no brains, old lady?

Hey hey...

It turns out... my wife, you really don't have a high IQ. Xu Mang pushed Xiaoman under him, looked down at the blushing little fairy, and said softly, Speaking of...it's time for me to let you go. Two names have been added to the account book!

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