I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

HKUST,

In an experimental base,

A young man is sitting on the stage supervising five students. Although they seem to be the same age, the young man on the stage is actually in his thirties. He is an associate professor of the Department of Mathematics of HKUST. Head coach of the math national team.

However, he has a problem at this time, that is, this group of players is too good, so good that he can no longer manage it. Almost everyone has their own papers, and many of them are top international journals. Compared with this... .The achievements of this young associate professor seem not so dazzling.

There is no way,

There has never been a shortage of geniuses in this world. Except for the difference in identity, in fact, this associate professor maintains the same speed in the academic field as the contestants in the audience, and those few are even slightly faster because they are young. .

but...

Soon these young contestants will encounter the Waterloo of life. There is one person who never takes the so-called genius seriously, and he is Xu Mang...he was nicknamed the Ruthless Harvester, who specializes in harvesting A genius in people's eyes.

Brother Sun...

This question... is too simple. A certain contestant present frowned and said seriously: I don't think it is possible to have such a question in an international competition. I think it is even more difficult for a question of that level. Focus on logic.

Associate Professor Sun usually does not have a serious attitude, and because he is kind, he gets along with students in many cases. Because of this, Associate Professor Sun is liked and supported by the vast majority of students, and this time is no exception. During the time we spend together day and night Here, a deep relationship has been established.

right!

It may be to give a mathematical model, derive some formulas based on this model, and then give relative scores based on the degree of completion and logic of the derived formulas. Another contestant said: I remember it was like this last year, that is It was formulated in this way.”

Say...

My strength is mathematical models. The female contestant covered her mouth and said with a smile: I have won the first prize in the National Mathematical Model Competition, and I have also participated in international competitions and won the top five... If If you encounter this kind of problem, I think it should not be difficult.”

Associate Professor Sun glanced at the five people present, and said calmly: Do you think you are already very good? Does it mean that you can win the first place just by going out? Be careful and come back crying,

At that time, I lost my face.

Hey hey...

There is no problem with the top three. The player said with a smile: With our strength... the minimum standard is the top three, basically... we can't find any opponents in the country, I mean, in the same age group, we can find It's not coming...

a little arrogant,

But this is a sign of youth again, and now this sign is a little bigger.

Invincible in the country?

That's not a small tone! Associate Professor Sun smiled and said relaxedly, Your academician Xu Mang stepped forward, I'm afraid this is a bit inappropriate. Your academician Xu Mang is about the same age as you.

for a while,

The laboratory is full of silence and helplessness, not to mention... If Academician Xu Mang stood up, I'm afraid what he said just now would be a bit embarrassing, but...Academician Xu Mang's field is physics, and his mathematics is just to serve In his field, but he is engaged in the field of mathematics.

should...

On par, right?

Say...

Academician Xu Mang will come? The female player present asked curiously: I remember that he is our consultant, but it has been a week, and the assistant coach has met several times, but I can't see Xu Mang. Academician Mang himself, is he by name?

yes!

Brother Sun... When is Academician Xu Mang coming? Another asked.

have no idea.

Maybe I can see you tomorrow, maybe I can see you this afternoon. Associate Professor Sun said, Let your academician Xu Mang encourage you to know what true helplessness is!

Hearing Associate Professor Sun's words, several people present were quite unconvinced. Academician Xu Mang specializes in physics, but he is in mathematics, which made everyone feel helpless... It seems a little difficult, right? Mathematical problems in physics... Aren't they all sets of formulas?

at the same time,

Xu Mang was driving his sports car, driving Yang Xiaoman to the capital, but Xu Mang was scolded by his wife crazily along the way, and every time he reached a service area, he was beaten violently. It is a customized version of McLaren 720S. In order to achieve light weight, there are almost no entertainment facilities inside.

You bastard!

Mother, I'm going to die of back pain now. Yang Xiaoman said angrily: Big idiot... why don't you take a good plane, why don't you drive a car... just drive, at least drive a comfortable one? The seats are so hard, there's no radio on them, and they're so loud, every time you hit the gas it's deafening.

rubbish truck!

It's going to be smashed in the capital! Yang Xiaoman sat in the restaurant in the service area, drinking milk tea, and said angrily: If you drive this kind of broken car again in the future and take me out to play, believe it or not, you will screw your dog's head! come down?

...

You bought this car! Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously, Then what... right?

What's right!

I bought it for you, and you use it to abuse me? Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang, Look at Chen Xi, it's an Audi with four doors, and it has everything on it. ...look at you again, possessing only two doors.

Xu Mang thought for a moment, decided to sell Chen Xi, and said hastily, Because my co-pilot will always have only one person, and that is my dear wife, and the reason why Chen Xi bought a four-door car is that he needs Loads of beautiful women.

moment,

Xiaoman was speechless, not knowing how to refute at all.

Thinking about it carefully, what this big idiot said made a lot of sense. Chen Xi, a stinky boy...although he has a girlfriend, but I heard that he has been out there all the time.

Little Man?

Well?

I'm going to buy a RV. Xu Mang said seriously: A larger RV, what do you think of driving you and the children on a trip outside? The RV has everything, kitchen, bedroom, living room , toilets, etc.”

OK!

How much? Yang Xiaoman asked hastily.

Mercedes-Benz Satos 6X6, there are only nine in the world... Only one is available in Asia, and now we are waiting for a patron to own it! Xu Mang showed a wretched smile: Let's...buy it , I asked... probably less than 20 million.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and said with a frown: After buying it... will you really take me and the children to travel?

nonsense!

I bought it just for traveling, otherwise what else would I use it for? As a decoration? Xu Mang rolled his eyes, and hurriedly added: Besides... I don't take you out to play, who else can I take out? Are you bringing someone else?

Yang Xiaoman thought for a while, nodded silently, and said, Okay...then buy it, I'll call Chenxi and ask him to get in touch.

Hey hey hey!

My wife is wise! Xu Mang said with a smile.

However,

Yang Xiaoman always feels uneasy in his heart. This big pig's hoof has a hobby, which is to collect all kinds of famous cars. Now there are still a total of forty cars, and almost all of them are sports cars with over ten million grades. Every time a new car comes out, This guy will lick his face and come over and beg.

Helpless... I am a soft-hearted woman, I can't stand his bitter look, and I am always deceived.

perhaps,

There is also an element of willingness in it.

After a brief rest, Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman embarked on the journey to the capital. Although there were no entertainment facilities in the car, fortunately there was on-board charging, which made the boring journey a little more interesting.

How many kilometers are there?

Eight hundred kilometers.

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

My old lady really believed in his evil!

asshole!

...

two days later,

This group of students who were going to participate in the International College Mathematics Contest fell into a confused stage. They just did some mechanical exercises all day long, but the exercises were nothing new, which was very fatal to them.

Over time, a little inertia has developed, and I don't really want to continue practicing, but there is still one month left for the competition.

so boring!

Xiaobei... Do you think we can win the championship? A certain male player stretched his waist and asked the female player next to him: I don't want to practice at all...It's too boring, too boring .”

It might work.

In fact, everyone doesn't want to practice, but what can we do? The female contestant smiled bitterly: Keep practicing...or it will embarrass Sun Ge.

Although I get along very well with Associate Professor Sun, everyone knows that he is the head coach and I am just a player. Even if the relationship is harmonious, all issues of principle cannot be ignored, and the tasks given must be completed.

only...

These exercises are so easy!

less than half an hour,

A few people finished all the exercises for today, and the rest of the time was to wait until the assistant coach finished correcting the questions, and then proceeded to the next round of exercises.

Say...

Yang Xiaoman was the number one in previous PUMaCs, right? The female contestant asked curiously, Who led the team at that time?

forgotten...

Not much.

Anyway, I can go. A certain male player said disapprovingly.

at this time,

Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman, and Associate Professor Sun stood not far from the door, and heard the whole content of their chat. Xu Mang and Associate Professor Sun were fine, and Yang Xiaoman was almost mad because he was so mad. Arrogant.

What's wrong?

Blown up? Xu Mang glanced at Xiaoman beside him, and said with a smile, They are all geniuses in the field of mathematics, so don't join in the fun if you are an economics.

It's okay not to say,

When it was said that Xiaoman exploded on the spot.

I want to compete with them on the same stage! Yang Xiaoman said angrily: Associate Professor Sun...please agree to my request, and...exposed my identity, my mother, I want to overwhelm these people people, take a good class!

you!

Go back to the hotel and stay for me! Yang Xiaoman pointed to Xu Mang, and Yang Xiaoman said, Today I'll rub the vigor of these people first!

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