I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

What's wrong?

You look like you're going to eat people. Xu Mang asked cautiously, Is there something unhappy? Why don't I be a listener, my husband, listen to your story carefully, and give you some advice along the way.

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, seeing how pitiful he looked, not to mention how cute he was, the anger that had accumulated at this moment disappeared without a trace, and said silently: Feed me, and then you You can go home.

ah?

oh...

Xu Mang didn't dare to ask any more questions, so he followed Xiaoman's order. Since this silly woman didn't want to talk, she might as well not talk too much, otherwise she might do something again. In the next time, Xu Mang took a mouthful Feeding her lord queen.

soon,

Feeding time is over,

Xu Mang packed up the lunch box, and ran away without leaving any words. Watching his man run away like shit, Yang Xiaoman almost vomited blood, but the anger didn't rise. There are more important things to deal with.

The directors of several departments in the company need to be cleaned up, and at the same time, those who participated in the decentralization of power must be arrested one by one. The only thing I feel happy is that everyone in the technical research department did not participate in the decentralization of power. It is a blessing in misfortune. .

at the same time,

Xu Mang ran back to the company's parking lot. He had to say that it was a very wrong choice to deliver food to Xiaoman today. In fact, it was also his own fault. He knew that the company would undergo tremendous changes in the past few days, so he didn't want to go online. Come on, fortunately, I acted according to circumstances, and after serving Her Lady Queen, I ran away in time...

for a long time,

After returning home, it was already 1:30 in the afternoon. Xu Mang glanced at the time and silently gave up the option of calling. Instead, he sent an email to Smith and Hank, and then sat on the sofa to play. game.

Hello?

Hmm...Okay, I see. Xu Mang received a call from above, telling him that a large-scale expansion will be carried out in the near future, and this time will take about a year and a half. There will be a large number of three buildings in total. Xu Mang didn't care about the noise, because the Xuyang Materials Research Institute was still under construction.

at this time,

Xu Mang also gave up playing games,

Lying on the sofa alone, thinking about unopened plans, there will be more and more departments in the future, how should we manage them then? This is a big problem, it seems Her Lady Queen is going to play, she is very experienced in this kind of thing.

...

America,

Princeton University,

Professor Smith came to his office. After turning on the phone, he went out to make a cup of coffee for himself. He met many colleagues along the way, and Smith was a kind person who had a deep friendship with almost everyone.

Hello?

Hank...what do you want? Smith received a call from Hank and asked curiously: If you want to ask about the research report, please ask Xu Mang yourself, I don't know either What is the progress now?

No no no!

Smith...I think you misunderstood! Hank said seriously, Did you not check your mailbox yet?

Well?

Yes! Smith nodded, and said helplessly, I just came to school and planned to make a cup of coffee, but you called and said that there is an email in your mailbox? Could it be Xu Mang's email?

you guessed right!

I just saw an email in my mailbox. Hank said with a smile: Smith...you will never know what was written on it, no wonder Xu Mang kept it a secret from us from the beginning, I... .This is probably the weirdest report on doped graphene I've ever seen.

moment,

Smith was aroused with strong curiosity, and hurriedly asked: What exactly is it?

What content?

I think you'd better take a look for yourself. Professor Hanke said with a smile: It will definitely surprise you, I dare to swear... once this research report is published, it will resonate with many people, and it will also Slapped a lot of people in the face.

At this time, Smith couldn't wait any longer. After hanging up the phone, he ran back to his office and opened his e-mail. Sure enough, an unread e-mail appeared in it. When he clicked on it, it was indeed Xu Mang's message. here.

Guano doped graphene?

What... what is this? Smith couldn't help but fell into deep doubts when he saw the subject of the email. Even bird droppings are not spared these days?

Right,

This is a satirical paper. If you use conventional substances to dope graphene, you will not be able to touch other people's souls. Especially this Crap is in place, which directly reflects those who try to publish papers in this field by doping. Experts and scholars are actually trash.

After downloading the attached file, Smith saw the whole process of how the guano doped graphene. In the past, when reading his research reports, he often felt shocked and breathless, but this time it was different.

I almost couldn't breathe from laughing, that's right... This is really a tasteful research report, and it directly adopts the routine template of those irrigation papers. If it weren't for the unacceptable bird droppings, this research report would actually Can.

What?

There are actually two synthesis methods?

Oh my god... Xu Mang didn't really study guano-doped graphene, did he?

Smith is completely insane. He hasn't been this happy for a long, long time. This research report is more than just a routine template. Instead of taking the usual path, he uses two.

Once this kind of rule is formed, many people will collapse, because some people don't have the ability to discover two synthesis methods at the same time.

Readers of the above article,

Smith's expression was always smiling, until he saw the structure diagram under the scanning electron microscope, and instantly pushed his emotions to the highest point. This guy Xu Mang...is so creative! In fact, it's not serious nonsense, he really did some systematic research.

All methods are the same as some irrigation papers. They should follow their plan to conduct research on guano-doped graphene step by step. As a result... there is really evidence that guano-doped graphene is indeed better than non- Doped graphene is more electrocatalytic.

what does that mean?

Even guano-doped graphene has electrocatalytic effect, and those messy doping methods before are actually the same as guano.

Hello?

Hank... I just read the research report. Professor Smith said with a smile: I think it's very good, let's adopt this report, and there is no need to make any changes. The original version will be published directly. This is simply my life. Not one of the funniest research reports I've ever seen.

Say...

The delivery of this paper may cause a major earthquake in the graphene field, and I don't know if Xu Mang can survive it. Professor Hanke said worriedly: I'm worried that he won't be able to hold on halfway, and then his heart will collapse.

collapse?

It seemed that Hanke didn't know much about Xu Mang.

Ahem!

Hank... Believe me, Xu Mang is far more powerful than you imagine. Professor Smith said seriously: Don't worry about sending it boldly, he won't be defeated by these experts and scholars who can only pour water, Besides... what qualifications do they have to criticize a Nobel Prize winner in physics?

good!

In that case...

Then it's decided, Hank said.

...

Magic City,

half past eight in the morning,

Xu Mang got up very early, washed up briefly, put on his underwear, and went out for a morning run. In a few days, he would come to the queen's dress-up event. Xu Mang didn't want to lose track during the event, so he planned to Take the time to exercise a lot these days.

don't even say,

In fact, there is still a little effect. I used to be unable to fall asleep at night, but now I take a shower after running and fall asleep directly on the pillow. I sleep much more soundly than before.

One hour,

Xu Mang returned home, washed off the sweat stains on his body, changed into a new set of underwear, and then made breakfast for this lazy woman. It was already half past six, and she didn't even wake up all day long. bed.

well...

Xiaoman was not like this before!

Is laziness contagious?

maybe.

After frying a few eggs, frying some slices of bacon, and toasting some toast, Xu Mang took the breakfast to the bedroom, patted Xiaoman's pretty face lightly, and said with a smile, Wife... It's breakfast.

moment,

Yang Xiaoman opened his hazy eyes, exuding the smell of a Sleeping Beauty, and Xu Mang was stunned.

Do you think I am beautiful, old lady? Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes at the big pig's trotters, and said softly and seductively: Husband~ I want you to feed me!

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

wrong!

Things are not as simple as I imagined!

eat by yourself!

goodbye!

Xu Mang left the little goblin's lair directly, fearing that the little goblin would eat people a second later.

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

idiot!

Big trotters!

at this time,

Xu Mang went straight back to his study. When he turned on the phone, he saw a notification from the system. It seemed that there were two brand new unread emails. He clicked on it and saw that they were from Professor Smith and Professor Hank.

The content is almost the same,

Expressed his high respect for guano-doped graphene, and at the same time let himself be careful of one person, Columbia University's Walls, a highly qualified professor who has a great say in the field of graphene, It is also a leader in the field of doped graphene.

According to the content of the email sent by Professor Smith, it is clearly stated that this guy named Walls is of the same nature as the Huaguo Graphene Association. Both have their own journals, and they needed to charge a lot of fees last time. .

cut!

I will be afraid of him?

Xu Mang looked contemptuous.

Suddenly the phone rang, and the caller was Professor Hanke, the editor-in-chief of ACS NANO.

Hello?

Academician Xu Mang... Let me confirm with you again, have you considered it? Hanke said seriously, Once this is sent out...you can't come back!

Um!

Send it!

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