I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

When the world is in danger, there will always be a superhero who will stand up to save the disaster and turn the whole crisis around by himself. At this time...Xu Mang is such a superhero, he really can't stand it anymore, stand up Attack this crooked trend.

Using bird feces as one of the raw materials to synthesize multi-element-doped graphene, compared with conventional synthesis methods, it seems very powerful, and then write a pair of various high-end instruments to synthesize and characterize catalysts.

Just ask that group of people who have worked so hard to synthesize catalyst performance, where do they put their faces? When there is nothing to do, I always forget to add various materials to graphene to improve its performance. In fact, I publish articles for publication, and these articles are still articles without nutrition.

at first,

Xu Mang did not conduct a very rigorous and systematic research, but wrote a meaningful sentence. It has been reported that graphene doped with many elements to enhance electrocatalysis. It's almost become a paradigm that the once amazing graphene for electrocatalysis is no longer amazing, we need to add something to it to make it great again.

right!

Make graphene great again!

And this thing is bird droppings, because the existence of bird droppings makes graphene have extremely powerful properties. After all, bird droppings are rich in trace elements such as nitrogen, phosphorus, sulfur, chlorine, etc., which is better than using toxic and expensive reagents to do experiments. I don't know where it went.

And the next step is a serious nonsense fabrication, using the most conventional irrigation methods, to conduct serious theoretical research and experiments on graphite.

In the theoretical model, a conclusion was drawn through calculations that using guano-treated graphene does make graphene more electrocatalytic than undoped graphene, guano-doped graphene and undoped graphene have The same appearance, but because the guano contains additional nitrogen, phosphorus, sulfur and other elements...

With the help of these elements, guano-doped graphene may have better electrocatalytic performance, and this speculation is completed through rigorous theoretical calculations to draw rigorous conclusions.

So far predicted,

In this case, guano-doped graphene can be identified as a potential multifunctional catalyst for use.

It took over an hour,

Xu Mang finally wrote the theoretical model of guano-doped graphene, and basically used all the theories that should be used, such as Xu Yang's structural formula, wave equation, Poynting's theorem, Ampere's loop theorem, etc., in short, it is the first At first glance, absolutely no one can understand.

And if you look at it a second time,

Suddenly, I realized that the theoretical part of this research report has a little meaning. When I reached the third eye, I was deeply shocked, and the last fourth eye... knelt down to worship.

What I want is this kind of unknown, but very shocking feeling.

Anyway, that group of people always use this concept to write papers, and I have to go too far than them. As for the experimental part, it needs to go to Fuda Condensed Matter Physics Laboratory to conduct a series of research. All equipment is used!

well...

I don't know if I will be scolded again when this paper is published. Xu Mang showed a bitter smile. He has offended too many people recently, so that he has been fighting against others, but these struggles are very necessary.

Take this matter as an example, this kind of crooked trend of flooding is really disgusting, not only in China, but also in foreign countries, and it is still messing around in the field of graphene. Now I look back at my previous evaluation of graphene. I couldn't help but feel a blush, and at the same time feel unworthy for the two scientists who won the Nobel Prize in Physics.

It is estimated that the two scientists who discovered graphene never imagined that graphene material can be doped with everything. As long as the doped graphene is doped, regardless of whether it is doped with electron-absorbing or electron-donating elements, the result is good catalytic performance. well.

good?

What a ball!

At this moment, the phone rang, and Xu Mang was brought back to reality. It was Xiaoman's call.

Hello? Xu Mang picked up the phone and asked with a smile: My wife... what's the matter? I'm busy now...sleeping? It's only when I started sleeping... Can you stop making trouble? ? And... you are already a wife, don't just call yourself a baby, you're an old lady... what a treasure.

Unexpectedly, the other party hung up the phone. Xu Mang didn't react for a while, but within thirty seconds, his study door was pushed open. The woman stood at the door aggressively, with angry flames in her eyes.

It's clear...she's going to eat people.

Xu Mang!

You tell me clearly, why am I an old woman? Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's ears, and angrily scolded, Have you ever seen an old woman with such a smooth face? And what's wrong with me being a baby? ? Why can’t I be a baby? I’ll always be a baby!”

Although his ears were twisted and he felt the plight of dying, to Xu Mang, this was Xiaoman's way of expressing his love. In the next second... a backhand hugged the violent airport into his arms In the middle, he gently pinched her chin and looked at her deeply.

You woman...you are very wild. If you don't educate yourself well, you don't know how powerful I am. Xu Mang said indifferently, Tonight is the final battle against Zij!

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Yang Xiaoman's pretty face glowed a little red, and he said angrily at him: I hate...you bastard, my mother, I don't have such free time to play around with you, today... I really came to relatives today Yes, I just want you to rest early.

ha?

really come?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and immediately let go of Xiaoman in his arms, and said with a disgusted face, Please go away, don't disturb my work!

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

the bastard...

Don't want to live yet?

*(￣盘￣)/# Fight with you!

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣盘￣///) Kill you!

...

the next day,

Xu Mang went to the building of the Department of Physics of Fuda University. When he came here again, a different emotion filled his heart. Recently, due to the impact of the virus, there were almost no people in the school. It's wearing a mask.

Bang bang bang!

Xu Mang knocked on the door of Director Fang's office, pushed the door open after hearing the invitation, and then saw Fang Jun sitting on a chair working, holding Xue Dingxu's fruit basket with a smile on his face, and walked up to him .

Ouch!

Academician Xu Mang! Although Xu Mang was wearing a mask at this time, when he saw the fruit basket in his hand, he knew who this guy was. The famous physicist, Academician Xu Mang.

You can't do it... Xu Mang said hastily, Director Fang...You're breaking me, so you can call me...Xiao Xu.

It's been a long time since I've seen you. How can you become polite? This style is hard to accept. Fang Jun said with a smile, But the fruit basket in your hand is full of nostalgia. I probably won't be able to eat this fruit basket. ?”

Xu Mang nodded shamelessly, and said seriously, I bought it for my wife.

...

You still nod your head. Fang Jun smiled very happily. Since Xu Mang left, he seldom has such emotions. I have to say...Xu Mang is still the same Xu Mang, even after becoming an academician, he is still the same. As it was, it hasn't changed at all.

Too,

This guy once said, don't forget your original intention.

It's not just looking for me to catch up on the past, right? Fang Jun poured a cup of tea for Xu Mang, and then asked curiously, Is there something wrong?

Um!

I recently cooperated with the top journal ACS NANO under the American Chemical Society to make a powerful satire on the image of randomly publishing research articles in the graphene field. Xu Mang said seriously: Let some people who fish in troubled water People know that they are really just rubbish.

this problem...

You may offend a lot of people. Let's not mention how you are abroad. Anyway, your image abroad has always been very bad. Just talk about the domestic... Have you heard about the Graphene Association? Fang Jun said: If you do this , may affect the normal operation of this association.

It's this association again!

It seems that it is impossible not to kill him!

I know.

Teach everyone how to pour water into graphene, and use all kinds of water-filling articles to bluff. Xu Mang said indifferently: There is no way... The existence of this broken association has disturbed the atmosphere of the entire academic circle. It fell off.

If you make a move and develop journals of that level, it will resonate. Fang Jun said: To tell you the truth... many people have opinions on this association. If you stand up and speak out, there will be people behind you. Standing in a group of people, they are unstoppable.

That's good!

I'm afraid I'll fight alone. Xu Mang smiled.

At this time,

Fang Jun asked curiously: By the way... how are you going to satirize them?

hey-hey!

Director Fang...have you ever heard of bird droppings doped with graphene? Xu Mang said cautiously with a hint of mystery on his face, This is a brand new multifunctional catalyst.

bird...

guano?

What is this for?

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Fang Jun looked at him in horror. His brain was short-circuited for a while, and all the words he wanted to say were stuck in his throat.

real!

I'm not fooling you. Xu Mang said seriously: I came here today to conduct experiments on guano-doped graphene to obtain various experimental data to prove that my theoretical model is correct, and the guano-doped graphene Graphene has an advantage!

Guano-doped graphene produces more electrocatalytic materials than many complicated multi-element doping procedures, because the composition of guano can be tuned by controlling the feed, Xu Mang said.

Taking a serious look at this young man, Fang Jun couldn't help feeling one thing. This guy's idea is not generally bold, but it is also... originally intended to be satirical. Once this research report is included in ACS NANO , means one thing.

There have been studies similar to doping graphene, but it is actually bird droppings, which is meaningless at all.

High!

It's really high!

But only this kid can do it, other people... don't have the qualifications, nor the courage.

well...

Xu Mang sighed, and said sadly, I hope the world won't go to war because of the competition for bird droppings!

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