I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Xu Mang, who was on his way home, was waiting for a red light when he received a call from Xiaoman. This silly bitch was at home alone, watched a soap opera all day, and then finished drinking the drinks at home. Not to mention...this bitch can drink enough.

husband...

Buy me a coconut.

words fall,

Hang up directly.

Xu Mang's face was filled with the word dumb, where the hell can he buy coconuts? Immediately stopping by the side of the road, Xu Mang called Chen Xi for help and asked if there was any place to buy coconuts in Modu. Logically speaking, there were coconuts for sale.

Hello?

Chenxi... Is there a place that sells coconuts in Modu? Xu Mang revealed a hint of helplessness in his tone, and with a faint wry smile, he said, Your sister Xiaoman wants to buy coconuts...you silly girl I knew how to do things, and now I think about buying coconuts.

coconut?

I can't buy it... Even if there is one, it's hard to find a size that fits Xiaoman. Chen Xi said seriously: I'll give Xiaoqiong a call...she usually likes to collect these things, I asked her if she had any coconuts.

Okay!

Quickly ask... It's really annoying, what kind of coconut do you want all of a sudden. Xu Mang said with a dark face, Chenxi... If I divorce your sister Xiaoman, which side do you stand on?

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Chen Xi was almost frightened out of his wits, and asked creakingly: Brother Xu Mang...you...are you stimulated by something? Or did you drink some fake wine, why are you talking nonsense, Xiaoman? I'm afraid I'm going to beat you to death when I hear that...

I'm just talking casually. Xu Mang sighed: Since your sister Xiaoman and I got married, your personality has become more and more self-indulgent... The arrogance is completely gone, and it's still the same to outsiders. Ruthless, but...feeling more and more cuddly to me.

...

Brother Xu Mang...have you developed a sense of dependence on Miss Xiaoman? Chen Xi asked cautiously: It's just a feeling of not being beaten...a feeling of dependence all over the body, I think it's a kind of Mental illness, there are many psychological outpatient clinics in Shanghai now, although the fees are very high,

But the treatment works well.

Ahem!

I don't forget my original intention. Xu Mang said angrily, Don't talk nonsense... Hurry up and find coconuts for your sister Xiaoman!

oh...

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang went to a nearby square, parked his car, put on a mask, and went to a nearby Adidas store. This store is basically the flagship store of Modu, although Xu Mang didn't know why the flagship store and online flagship store There is a gap in the price, but a lot of customers come to show that there is some goods.

Is there any coconut?

Sir... what size coconut do you want? a beautiful young lady asked enthusiastically.

Um...

Is there a thirty-four-yard coconut? Xu Mang asked.

have!

We just launched a coconut for children's shoes. The beautiful young lady led Xu Mang to a counter and said seriously, Zebra-colored coconut...because it is a children's shoe, the price is relatively reasonable. Much cheaper, five thousand seven.

oh...

Bought it! Xu Mang just took a few glances, and directly chose this type of coconut. When he took the shoes to the counter to pay, he asked curiously, Excuse me...can it be cheaper? How about five thousand and five? It's my first time here... just give me a little cheaper, and I'll come back next time.

The lady at the cashier gave a wry smile, and said helplessly, I'm sorry...the reality...it's really impossible, why don't I give you a 5% discount.

words fall,

The cashier lady took out a computer, started to calculate the price of 5,700 after the 95% discount, and said with a smile: Sir...the total is 5,400...

Sudden,

The words stopped abruptly.

Xu Mang showed a slight smile, and said seriously, Is it five thousand four hundred and fifteen yuan?

take out your phone,

Looking up at the cashier lady in front of him, Xu Mang asked curiously, Can I use Alipay?

Payment,

leave

Leave a lonely and invincible back.

Scum!

...

Magic City,

A high-end villa,

Yang Xiaoman had just finished dinner, and was sitting on the sofa waiting for her husband to arrive. As a result... she never expected that she had waited for an hour, so why not let him go and buy a coconut? for so long?

Could it be that he even bought a plane ticket to go to Qiongzhou Island to buy coconuts?

Wife!

I'm back! Xu Mang returned home excitedly, and said with a smile, I'm starving to death... By the way, is dinner ready?

...

Why did you come back so late? Yang Xiaoman frowned, and asked curiously: Isn't it just to buy coconuts...it took more than an hour, I'm convinced too, can I have some snacks in the future? It’s not good to do anything like that.”

It's not that I can't do it well, it's that your request is too much. Xu Mang said seriously, You didn't buy coconuts before, but now you think about buying coconuts... These coconuts have long been hyped up by some unscrupulous merchants. And your feet are so small...

Yang Xiaoman:? ? ?

What is he saying?

What kind of coconuts have been hyped up by merchants, and what kind of feet are very small, does this have anything to do with coconuts?

words fall,

Xu Mang took out a pair of coconuts for children's shoes from the bag, and said triumphantly, Look...I am a zebra-colored coconut, although it is for children's shoes...but who made your feet so small, normal size Not even thirty-four, how is it? Do you feel that you are very happy at this moment? Having such a capable husband.

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

this...

what is this!

My old lady, I asked him to buy a fresh coconut to drink, but this big pig's trotter actually bought a pair of coconuts? !

What's wrong?

Too excited to speak? Xu Mang asked with a smile: Honey... hurry up and try on the size, if it doesn't fit, I'll change it now, don't panic... I have The invoice is here, and I guarantee that it can be replaced with a suitable one, if it doesn’t work...just return it.”

At this time, Xiaoman was very angry and funny. She thought her husband was open, but all the previous experiences told me that the big pig's trotters became romantic big pig's trotters. As a result... the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. He's still the straight guy.

coconut?

coconut!

Or maybe that's how straight men think.

Looking at Xu Mang seriously, he suddenly felt that his husband was actually very cute. This might be what attracted him to him. He was a big idiot back then, far less intelligent than he is now, but his various unexpected behaviors, I am deeply attracted to myself.

Qi to Qi,

However, after being dizzy, there is a touch of sweetness.

Little Mang Mang...

Why are you so cute? Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang with a serious face, stood on tiptoe and gently pinched his face, and said softly, Little Mangmang... If you keep being so cute... , What should I do to my old lady? If I don’t see you someday, I will be depressed.

Xu Mang looked confused, and was confused by Xiaoman in front of him. Could this woman have gone crazy again?

husband!

I just want to drink fresh coconut water. Yang Xiaoman said softly while kneading Xu Mang's prosperous beauty: You big pig's hooves actually bought a pair of coconuts... What do you want me to say? OK?

I...

you...

Anyway, make it clear!

Hearing Xiaoman's words, Xu Mang almost went mad with anger, but the anger eventually disappeared, and there was no way...who is his wife.

after dinner,

Xu Mang was sitting on the sofa typing on the keyboard of his laptop. He was about to write out the research report and post it to the relevant journals. At this time, Xiaoman's feet rested on her husband's shoulders, and she leaned on her head from time to time.

Xu Mang: (￢_￢)

Although,

This leg can be played for a lifetime, but you can't do whatever you want, right?

take away!

Writing a research report... Your husband, I am an academician! Xu Mang glanced at the annoying Xiaoman: Can you respect me?

snort!

So what if you're an academician? Yang Xiaoman said disapprovingly, It's not my little Mangmang... Disobedient, I will beat you!

...

Xu Mang sighed and silently wrote his research report.

at the same time,

The phone on the coffee table rang again.

Hello?

Who is it? Xu Mang asked.

Academician Xu?

It's still me... Gu Chong. Professor Gu asked hurriedly: Academician Xu...do you know what you want to solve?

ah?

Xu Mang froze for a moment, then said embarrassingly, I'm sorry...how about you say it again?

...

Okay...Okay! Professor Gu repeated the problem he had encountered, and asked Xu Mang a few minutes later, Academician Xu...do you understand now?

oh...

Magnetically Driven Electric Response...

Actually, it's not a big problem. Xu Mang said calmly, According to my guess... When the temperature of your crystals composed of cerium, aluminum, germanium and silicon is lower than a certain level, a magnetic field will appear. A change, you should change it to theoretical calculations, without taking certain circumstances into account.

How about this...

I'm not free right now, you can wait for five days... Maybe it doesn't take five days, three days will do. Xu Mang tilted his head while making a phone call while writing the research report, and said, Don't worry. ..you can't figure it out anyway.

Professor Gu was stunned for a moment, can it be done in three to five days?

let alone...

Academician Xu is absolutely fine.

Thanks!

Thank you very much, Academician Xu...you really helped me a lot. Professor Gu said sincerely: What do we need to do?

Xu Mang smiled, and said calmly: It's not necessary...I just help you complete the theoretical calculations, the experimental part...I don't participate in the research, after all, I don't have much time, and there are still many things to do To deal with.

I see!

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang continued to write the research report. At this time... a soft voice came.

Husband~

There is a beautiful lady lying here...she needs your love and care!

No time!

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

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