I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

With a hint of melancholy and nervousness, Xu Mang stood at the door of his house. He didn't dare to enter the door to face what was about to happen. It might be a good thing or a bad thing, just like the microscopic quantum superposition principle in quantum power question.

For this,

Xu Mang thought of a way to calculate the equation between bad things and good things that might happen in the home. It was inspired by the famous physics hypothesis Schrödinger's cat, and then used Schrödinger's wave equation as a basis to establish a second-order partial differential equation.

Performing various calculations in the brain, the result is... a little dizzy.

The system...can you tell me what kind of world is behind the door? Xu Mang chose to seek the help of the system. It has been a long time since he let the system solve the problem. Since entering the lv4 field, many problems can be solved by himself.

【Sorry...can't do anything】

well...

This system that fears the strong and bullies the weak is simply the scum of thousands of systems!

Even a woman with a height of 1.5 meters and a flat front and a flat back can't handle it, and I don't know what to do with you...

Xu Mang sighed, and silently pushed open the door of the house. The moment he opened the door, he smelled an irresistible aroma. This...it turned out to be the smell of braised pork, no, no, no. ..there is also the smell of braised pomfret and pan-fried octopus, wait...what is this? Tomato Beef Brisket Casserole?

Xu Mang's nose is very sensitive, and he has a strong ability to distinguish special smells. There is no way... Xiaoman's body has a special light fragrance. Xu Mang has been influenced by this smell for a long time, and his nose is comparable to that of a police dog. Xu Mang didn't mind working as a police dog if he lost his job in the future.

Husband~

Are you back? Yang Xiaoman ran over with a kitchen knife and smiled, gently took the bag in his hand, pushed him to the sofa, and said hurriedly: Husband...sit down quickly, it's been a busy day Right? My wife will bring you a glass of water right away.

words fall,

With light steps, he went to the kitchen, brought out a glass of water, brought it to Xu Mang with a pure smile on his face, and asked softly, My husband... the water is warm, take your time to rest, I still have one dish that I haven't fried yet.

Seeing Yang Xiaoman go to the kitchen, Xu Mang's scalp was numb, Xiaoman...Xiaoman is holding back his big move! Although he said that he would not toss at night, but when it really came to that point, when no one could resist, who could hold on? No one can hold on!

Could it be...

My buddy's private money was checked again?

No, no, Xiaoman knows exactly how much money he has in his private house. There is no way...it is stuck in his hands, but the contact number is bound to Xiaoman. Every time he collects money, a phone call The text message will be sent to her mobile phone.

what to do?

Could this be the last supper?

at this very moment,

Xu Mang felt a burst of coolness. Such an abnormal Xiaoman had never been heard before. According to the previous incidents, something big might happen. I don't know what kind of thing it is, but it is definitely not a good thing... There is no other way but to go Take one step at a time.

soon,

Xiaoman's last plate of stir-fried shrimp with broccoli came out of the pot, and then he called out to Xu Mang who was in a daze. And nervous, the brain is full of fear of the unknown.

husband!

Eat a piece of braised pork, you seem to have lost weight recently, my wife feels so heartbroken. Yang Xiaoman pouted, with sadness written all over her face, and complained: You have to take care of your health, now you are home If you are the mainstay, what will happen to me and the child if you fall?

Don't make trouble!

What's the matter? Xu Mang asked seriously, You're like this... I don't know what to do anymore, can we be normal as a husband and wife? Just tell me if you have anything, I'm in a panic right now ...wife...

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman pouted and said dissatisfiedly, I want to treat you better, okay? You usually work so hard, and as your wife, I should have the responsibility to make you happy!

cut!

Fudge!

Then flick!

Xu Mang's disdain for Xiaoman in his heart has been an old couple for so many years. Don't he know what kind of person she is? It's just that I was deceived by her playful and cute appearance at the beginning, but now it's too late to let go.

I'm not telling you the truth! Xu Mang said calmly, You violent airport!

Yang Xiaoman: (*￣︿￣)

Damn it!

This bastard doesn't want to live a good life anymore!

Have a meal!

Say one more thing, I'll beat you to death! Yang Xiaoman glared at Xu Mang and said angrily.

Seeing Xiaoman in this state, Xu Mang was relieved... finally saw the wife he was familiar with, this is the real Xiaoman, eating and eating... Anyway, he is dead anyway, why not eat before dying? A full meal.

Under the wind and clouds,

Xu Mang ate upside down, then lay comfortably on the sofa, glanced at the violent airport beside him, and asked cautiously, My wife...what's the matter?

Xiaoman didn't speak, walked to Xu Mang's side obediently, then lay down in his arms, and said gruffly, Husband... the second grandpa called me today and asked me to go tomorrow. A trip to Fuda Mathematics Department to give lectures to professors, doctors, and graduate students to explain the principle of subatomic scissors.

I...

I don't understand! Xiaoman said helplessly: My husband, you also know... your lovely, charming, gentle and virtuous wife, although she used to be a top student, but now I can't do it anymore. In the company, this...

oh!

I see!

I was so scared to death... I almost thought I was going to be cold.

Xu Mang, who was holding Xiaoman in his arms, suddenly had an extremely desperate idea. He wanted to enjoy Xiaoman's service.

Ahem!

My leg is a little sore... Xu Mang raised his right leg and said calmly, I really want someone to pinch it for me.

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, looking at the big pig's hooves that were seriously teasing him, he was so angry that he only gritted his teeth, but finally accepted this fate, found a small stool, put Xu Mang's leg on his own, Then beat and knead.

After working hard for ten minutes, he thought it was over, but Xu Mang raised his other leg up, almost making Xiaoman vomit blood.

Endure it!

I will bear with you for a few more days!

Another round of beating and kneading made Yang Xiaoman feel aggrieved in the midst of his grievances. The anger hadn't dissipated yet, and Xu Mang began to test himself on the verge of death again.

My uncle wants to eat fruit. Xu Mang closed his eyes, and said comfortably, Peel me an apple, and remember...the peel doesn't stop, and an apple with a broken peel should taste good.

this moment,

Yang Xiaoman exploded directly!

(￣dish￣*) Big trotters!

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣盘￣///) beat you to death!

a beating,

Yang Xiaoman yelled at Xu Mang angrily: Old lady, I've had enough of you, you big pig's hooves... Anyway, I'm very angry now, and the consequences are very serious, you can figure it out yourself!

...

Wouldn't it be better if you were this early! Xu Mang said with an aggrieved face.

Yang Xiaoman glanced at his mouth, angry and funny, this big pig's hoof with the M attribute!

...

the next day,

Xu Mang drove Yang Xiaoman to Fuda. Along the way, Yang Xiaoman kept practicing the key points of the thesis written by Xu Mang, with nervousness written all over his face.

husband?

What if I am embarrassed? Yang Xiaoman asked nervously: I want to save face, especially if I am ashamed in front of many people, I will get depression.

Read it as it says.

If people ask you anything, just ignore it. Anyway, you are not in the field of scientific research. What can they do to you? Xu Mang said indifferently: Who dares to say that you just get mad, I don't want my wife be wronged by others.

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Yang Xiaoman's heart was very warm, but after careful reflection, something was wrong. What does it mean not to let my old lady be angry with others? Then I can be angry with you?

but...

I have been getting angry all the time, and I am almost becoming his punching bag, and it happens that he is also my old lady and my sandbag.

snort!

Big pig's hoof! Yang Xiaoman raised his proud little head like a white swan.

soon,

to school,

Xu Mang originally wanted to release Xiaoman at the entrance of the mathematics department building, but in the end he stayed with her to give her the greatest confidence, of course...to prevent accidents,

For Xu Mang's sudden arrival, the entire building was detonated. When everyone heard that Professor Xu was coming, they all chased and intercepted Xu Mang like chicken blood, squeezed Xiaoman out abruptly, and looked at themselves Husband is so popular, if he is happy, then he is jealous, because there are several girls in it, and they are good-looking.

Come to the comprehensive multimedia classroom,

Xu Mang pushed the door open and saw a group of people sitting inside. He couldn't help but frowned. The scene was a bit serious, and he didn't know if Xiaoman could resist the pressure.

Xu Mang?

Why are you here? Director Ouyang couldn't help being surprised when he saw Xu Mang, but it was more than a surprise.

hehe...

I'm afraid my wife will be nervous. Xu Mang said with a smile, So stay with her.

words fall,

Leaning close to Xiaoman's ear, he whispered, Go on stage and talk about it for yourself. If you can't answer some questions, don't answer them.

Um!

Yang Xiaoman nodded and walked to the stage silently, while Xu Mang went to the corner of the last row alone and sat there quietly.

Ahem!

Xu Mang...what are you doing sitting in the back? He Lao smiled wryly, Come to the front quickly.

No.

I'm an escort... Xu Mang said with a smile, Don't worry about me... Just let me sit alone.

Many people were moved and confused by Xu Mang's strange behavior, but thinking about it carefully, this might be a reminder that the woman on stage is not an ordinary person, she is Xu Mang's fiancée, don't ask embarrassing questions, she Not someone who does math research.

but...

Some people don't think so.

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