I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

night,

For Xu Mang, it was just the beginning of a new day. Ten minutes ago, he comforted his wife, Yang Xiaoman, who was known for his violence, and then came to the study alone. When I got a call, the thesis review team has been formed, and I will attend a meeting the day after tomorrow to meet the team members.

However,

When Xu Mang got the list, he was a little angry, and even felt cheated. Seven of the ten members had nothing to do with scientific research. Xu Mang deliberately checked the background of the seven members and found that seven of them All of them are public officials, and the highest education is only to graduate students.

These people have almost no ability to test papers. This is just a joke. I have to say...a good idea was spoiled by some people. Regarding this...Xu Mang had the idea of ​​quitting, he didn't want to Wade in this muddy water.

Or kick all these people out and recruit some professors from famous universities, otherwise, the current situation is just nonsense.

well...

I'm so tired. Xu Mang sighed, leaned back on the chair, and let out a long breath. He felt that the current environment was too bad. First of all, there was no fresh blood to join in scientific research. Postgraduates and Ph.D.s graduate in batches, but few are able to engage in scientific research.

The current environment is the academic degree system. Many people are forced to take the postgraduate entrance examination, or avoid the society to take the postgraduate entrance examination. They do not have any ability or interest to engage in scientific research. There are too many such people, and then there is the problem of tutor squeeze.

certainly,

The so-called squeeze problem is actually a global problem, not just here.

Forget it...

I won't go! Xu Mang shook his head, and made a direct decision. Whoever wants to go to the position of the so-called head of the thesis review team...Anyway, if you don't go by yourself, don't come to me if something happens. , I have no time to spend time with some people.

turn on computer,

Xu Mang began to determine the final explosion time of the Tiantian Arrow binary star system. He readjusted the standard equation and added a more reasonable physical mechanism function to further improve the accuracy of doubling the time scale.

Due to the lack of a perfect time scale to measure doubling, Xu Mang couldn't calculate the time of the month and day. He fixed the final time in the year, and this was his final answer so far.

After half an hour of hard work,

The final explosion time of the Sagittarius binary star system is fixed in 2083. In the next 2083 years, human beings can witness a new star shining in the dark night as the brightest star in the sky. a month.

And this single star is not simple, it has a degenerate white dwarf core, a hydrogen fuel layer, surrounded by a huge gaseous envelope, most of which is hydrogen.

But Xu Mang's work is not over. He needs to give more interesting research reports, such as the reason for the strong light. According to the binary star system, the Sagittarius binary star is a catastrophic star, in which ordinary stars orbit white dwarfs, and orbiting stars are the main stars. stars, secondary stars are mass transfer stars.

thus,

Over the next few decades, the star will glow rapidly, and by 2083, its accretion rate will increase dramatically, with massive amounts of material being shed onto the white dwarf at an incredibly high rate, and this Matter is burned.

In the final days of this death spiral,

All the mass from the companion star falls onto the white dwarf and creates supermassive winds from the merging stars, so the extremely bright light appears.

The extremely high brightness means only one thing, the white dwarf is stripping the donor star of more and more material, some of this material will accumulate on the white dwarf, and be accelerated into space away from the white dwarf in the strong solar wind, making the system Overshadowed, the donor star will lose so much material that the orbit will decay and the two will collide.

These are all predictions based on Xu Mang's standard equations, at least...the computer simulations show this, plus some data show that most of them will not go wrong, unless there is a Thanos in the universe, and he hits one With a snap of the fingers, the Sagittarius binary star system was destroyed.

At this time,

Xu Mang got up and came to the window. After opening the window, he took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket. Although he promised Xiaoman to quit smoking, he still couldn't help but smoke a cigarette to decompress when he thought of troublesome things. The difficulties he encountered were too many to be hopeless.

However, the weight on my heart is still the stone of the collider. After such a long time... I am about to get the marriage certificate, but I still can't handle it well, and it is getting worse and worse.

husband?

Didn't you promise me not to smoke? Yang Xiaoman didn't know when he stood behind him, but his face didn't show any angry expression, just full of worry, and asked, Did you encounter any troubles?

words fall,

Opening his arms, he said softly to Xu Mang, Come... Xiao Mangmang, my wife hugs you.

Xu Mang: 囧

Fuck!

This name is too nasty!

Ahem! Xu Mang coughed lightly, and said seriously, My wife...can you stop calling me Little Mangmang? I am a world-renowned physicist, who has won the Nobel Prize in Physics, can you please? Save me some face?

snort!

This is my exclusive name for you, my old lady, my little Mangmang. Yang Xiaoman smiled at Xu Mang with love written all over his face, By the way, what are you upset about? What kind of collider is it? ?

You, you!

It's not that I said that you...are easy to get into a dead end. Yang Xiaoman stood on tiptoe, pinched Xu Mang's face, and said helplessly: I usually preach to others, but when it comes to myself, nothing works. , be strict with others, and be cool with yourself...

...

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, not to mention...it was indeed the case, and then he grabbed Xiaoman, pulled him into his arms, and kissed him silently. Within a few seconds, Xiaoman was Man pushed it away with a look of disgust.

Hate!

A mouthful of smoke. Yang Xiaoman rolled her eyes and said angrily, Have you fixed it yet?

Um!

Wait until I upload the data, by the way...do you want to be together? Xu Mang said with a smile: My account on the official website of the Princeton Astrophysics Association is the initials of the two of us, which is very meaningful.

Um!

Next,

Sitting on Xu Mang's lap, Yang Xiaoman successfully published his first paper on astrophysics under his command, and then asked, Is that all right?

alright!

In the next few days...this paper will affect many, many people. Xu Mang said with a smile: My wife...you have become a sinner of the American Astronomical Society.

back to the bedroom,

Xu Mang couldn't sleep for a long time. He was thinking about the day after tomorrow, how to reject the decision that had already been made. According to the personnel list above, there was nothing to review. These people basically regarded the review team as their future. Just a springboard to rise.

What's wrong?

You look sad, you have to go to work tomorrow. Yang Xiaoman said.

I...

Second Grandpa asked me to be the person in charge of the dissertation review team. I got the list of members, and I basically don't have any ability to review papers. Xu Mang smiled wryly, What do you think should be done? This is simply a joke, and I'm now very angry.

Then don't go.

What's the big deal... Tomorrow I will talk to Second Grandpa, we will arrange things for us all day long, and we are not tool people. Yang Xiaoman said angrily: What audit team... the audit office, after my mother and I Do you agree? Does this mean that my husband will be expropriated?

at this time,

Xu Mang wasn't very angry, but Yang Xiaoman was about to explode, and the more he spoke, the angrier he became.

One by one... I don't know what to do all day long, I will ask you to solve this, and I will ask you to help with that. They have their own hands and feet, so they can't do it by themselves? Yang Xiaoman puffed up, angrily Bu Ping continued: And you don't even give money, what's the use of being in favor? Do we need favors?

I'm furious!

In the future, if you really can't refuse because of affection, just tell me... Anyway, I'm not in your scientific research field. Yang Xiaoman blushed because of anger, and ordered Xu Mang: Xiao Mangmang ...My old lady, I am very angry now, why don't you feel wronged and let me beat you up to vent my anger?

Xu Mang:? ? ?

well?

this...

Where can I justify this?

...

the next day,

Yang Xiaoman didn't go to the company, and while helping Xu Mang cook the bone porridge, he called the second grandfather.

Hello?

Second grandfather?

Let me inform you that my husband won't go to any thesis review team. Yang Xiaoman said solemnly: He is embarrassed to tell you that he is almost dying of worry about this matter. I really can't stand it anymore. Calling you.

Nonsense!

It's all settled. If you don't want to go, you won't go? Second Grandpa almost lost his temper when he heard Xiaoman's words, and scolded: What about others? Let him answer the phone.

He's still sleeping.

I didn't sleep last night. Yang Xiaoman began to open his eyes and joked: Second Grandpa...my husband is not a tool person. He has been asking him to provide mental work for free, and he doesn't give money. He only owes favors... .Or just a bunch of titles, what's the use of titles?

Does my husband need so many titles? Yang Xiaoman complained, The name is the best title!

The second grandfather was speechless for a while, this little girl actually hid such a defensive character, and then said: Xiaoman... the situation is very bad now, the higher authorities have chosen a test location, which is our magic capital, and I It's the head of the review team, and I looked at it...it's not appropriate for anyone to be the review team lead.

Only your husband, Xu Mang, is the only one who can restrain certain people. The second grandfather said, I am also forced by the situation. The young people do not have enough qualifications, and the old people do not have enough physical strength. What can I do?

...

Yang Xiaoman pouted, and suddenly felt that the second grandfather was a bit pitiful. After all, he was the second grandfather who watched him grow up. If he and Xu Mang didn't help him, who could help him?

That list!

My husband said that there is something wrong with that list. Most of the people on it have no scientific research ability, and they all came here to be gilded. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: It must be replaced, otherwise I won't go!

besides!

Xiaoman added: Add research funds to my husband's research institute!

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