I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

let's go!

Xu Mang was sitting in a certain Rolls-Royce in the convoy, and looked at his current appearance through the car window. Although his image had changed a bit, he was not as handsome. Now he was 150% The handsome, used to be 100% handsome.

but...

One thing is quite strange, just like what Xiaoman said, why can't others recognize me when I wear a pair of black-rimmed glasses... Facing this question, after thinking carefully for a long time, I finally got an answer, The reason is that people don't know each other at all.

If I am a top star, this level of popularity should be no problem, but... Who told me that I am engaged in scientific research, the only widely circulated photo is a back view, and I don’t know which bastard took this back view ...I almost want to die.

half an hour later,

The convoy arrived at the bride's place. When Xu Mang got out of the car, he saw a villa that was not inferior to his own. He took out his mobile phone and checked the price. Good guy... It's more than 100 million. The devil city is a place where some demons and ghosts live.

Much like a regular marriage,

Xu Mang followed the groom's army and was blocked by a group of aunts. He had no choice but to launch a money offensive and give them red envelopes one by one. Since there were too many relatives, the groom and the two best men were too busy. At this moment, Li Fu focused on Xu Mang.

Hello!

Brother...help me give me a red envelope. The cry of brother was full of humiliation, and Li Fu himself was helpless, but in the face of his parents' constant urging, he finally called Xu Mang 'brother'.

oh...

Suddenly changing from a spectator to a tool worker, this change made Xu Mang quite uncomfortable, but since everyone else has spoken, let's help... Holding a lot of red envelopes, Xu Mang began to distribute them to the bride. Dear relatives, in a few minutes... the red envelopes are gone, and there is still a handful left.

elder brother.

You can continue to hold this red envelope, by the way...by the way, give cigarettes to the male comrades present. Li Fu simply handed the black leather bag to Xu Mang, which was full of red envelopes and cigarettes, and said seriously: Brother...protect this bag with your life, don't lose it!

Xu Mang:? ? ?

I...

Why do you think I'm an idiot?

Carrying this handbag, Xu Mang followed behind the large army. Along the way, when he saw male relatives in the woman's family, he would hand him a cigarette. I have to say... Marriage is really tiring, not just for the groom, but also for the groom. Even the best man is tired.

Boil, boil,

Finally, he rushed to the door of the bride's boudoir. What awaited Li Fu was a brand new challenge. At this moment, he stood at the door, knocked lightly on the door, and shouted to the person inside: My wife... open the door! , I'm here to pick you up!

Xu Mang frowned. If he could knock the door open, he would immediately go to the toilet and commit suicide by swallowing feces! How could it be possible to open it? The bride and the bridesmaids are not stupid, and it seems that this person has never been married and has no common sense at all.

next second,

The door to the bride's boudoir opened... surprisingly.

well?

This... what's the situation?

Among them, Xu Mang was the most embarrassing. The oath he had just made was instantly slapped mercilessly in the face by others.

What kind of trouble is this young returnee couple? Why don't you play your cards according to the routine? Are they all crazy? At least make a fuss!

Immediately afterwards, the groom and the two best men swarmed in, and Xu Mang followed in as the bag carrier. When the four of them entered the boudoir, the door was closed, and Xu Mang shrank in the corner. At this time, the bride I can't see what it looks like, because it is covered with a big red cloth, but the bridesmaids are all as beautiful as flowers. There is an air of cultured people exuding between manners.

certainly,

Compared with Xiaoman, these bridesmaids are actually like this. Xu Mang gave these four people three points, three points, two points eight points, and three point two points respectively. The bridesmaid who got three point two points , the advantage is that she wears a pair of glasses and has a bob hair.

The routine after that is very simple,

It's all kinds of games, and these games are all on Douyin. In short, Xu Mang was shocked and sweated coldly. He made up his mind not to hold this kind of wedding. , convenient and fast.

estimated...

Violent airports won't say yes.

Wife!

husband!

Li Fu lifted the red cloth covering Zhou Weiwei's head, the two looked at each other, sparks of enthusiasm burst out, and the next second they kissed shamelessly together. This scene was full of warmth and romance, and the four bridesmaids envied His face turned green.

Xu Mang glanced at the time, and found that it took a total of twenty-five minutes from arriving at the bride's house to now, and it was only before nine o'clock. According to the rule of going to the bride's house for dinner at noon, some time on the way was deducted by mistake, and the rest What about another hour?

Groom and Bride Symposium?

as expected,

After the warmth and romance, it's a competition to the death. Zhou Weiwei said to her husband, Husband...it's about time to start, right? We should count the job assignments in married life, such as washing, cooking, sweeping and cleaning the floor. Financial power, and the transportation of children to and from school in the future.

Hearing these words, Xu Mang frowned. Does this still need to be allocated? Except that Xu Yang and Xu Man have not yet been born, isn't everything else already being implemented? The laundry, cooking, and sweeping at home are basically covered by myself, and all private money is confiscated...

I'll come first!

Song Xiaoxi...a Ph.D. in physics from the California Institute of Technology, specializing in the field of condensed matter physics. He was nominated for the Nobel Prize in the Hall effect project he once led. This is an out-and-out super academic. He is currently in Beijing work in the Condensed Matter Physics Laboratory.

Cheng Xinxin... holds a Ph.D. in materials science from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He is a technical expert in the American Association for Materials and Testing. He is now the general technical consultant of a number of material technology companies, with an annual salary of over 100 million.

Wu Rong... Ph.D. from Cambridge University, currently working as an associate professor at HKUST.

Lin Qiongcheng... is also a Ph.D. in materials science from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He owns a high-tech materials company and is well-known in the semiconductor industry.

words fall,

Zhou Weiwei glanced at her husband, and said with a smile: Husband... the life after marriage is hard for you.

...

...

...

Li Fu and his two buddies were speechless for a while. These people are monsters and ghosts. They are so frightening. They are doctors, Nobel nominees, and those with annual salary of over 100 million and high technology. company's.

How does this compare?

Forget it... It's not comparable.

Ahem!

It should be. Li Fu has already admitted it. Anyway, he doesn't feel ashamed of doing laundry, cooking and sweeping the floor after marriage. He is not alone in this situation in the whole world. There are tens of thousands of male compatriots who have encountered such embarrassing situation.

at this time,

Xu Mang stood in the corner, so sleepy that he wanted to doze off. Doctors, Nobel nominations, and those with an annual salary of more than 100 million yuan, and those who owned high-tech companies, these things were not of interest to him at all. The task of the groom is to help the groom marry a bride. Although he has paid a lot of money, he is still married.

So be it,

Mission accomplished.

I glanced at the time, and it was only half past nine. Although there will be some tea service, there is at least half an hour left to start. What should I do now? Everyone dryly watching a couple madly showing their affection in the room?

fortunately,

The following time did not happen as Xu Mang imagined. The bride chatted with her team of bridesmaids, while the groom sat in the room with two best men and played with their mobile phones. Only Xu Mang stood alone in the corner, not knowing himself. what to do.

Huh?

This handsome guy... don't you want to sit? Zhou Weiwei asked curiously when she saw Xu Mang, There is a chair next to you, you can move it and sit on it yourself, we will go out in half an hour. Sorry...we got married so fast.

Xu Mang nodded, moved a chair silently, and started playing with his phone like the two best men.

have to say,

This is the quickest wedding I have ever attended. Except for those seven aunts and eight aunts who blocked the door, the other links were very fast, but... Now that I think about it, these four still have some strength in half a year, especially the one named Xiao Song, Not only did she get a rating of 3.2 points, but she is also a super female schoolmaster.

Xiao Song?

Didn't you say that several of your juniors were sued? What is the situation? Zhou Weiwei asked curiously, Who sued?

The United States Attorney's Office.

They sued my juniors for divulging important secrets of the United States... My juniors may face the charges of 'stealing business secrets' and 'transporting stolen goods', and the maximum sentence is ten years. Xiao Song said helplessly: I also only recently learned that the United States is now laying off Chinese students in a large scale.

According to what I know, physics, materials, biology and other fields have all been dismissed on a large scale. Xiao Song sighed and said: Among them, international students who have been exposed to core technologies have been directly sued... The accusations are also nonsense and simply ... don't want them back.

Xu Mang, who was still playing with his mobile phone, suddenly froze and looked at Xiao Song in surprise. Now...is it so serious?

At this time,

Xu Mang remembered that the student named Xiaoxin was also made things difficult for her by himself, but at that time he stepped forward to save her. However, the situation is now so serious that Xu Mang's expectation is greatly exceeded. intervene.

That...

Then what should they do? Zhou Weiwei asked.

Xiao Song shook his head and said helplessly: The situation is very complicated now. Modern biomedical engineering is all in the United States. If we go to study, either we will not be able to get in touch with the core content, or we will not be able to return to China if we get in touch.

At this time,

Li Fu said: I also received a call. The former junior was fired from the laboratory. He is the best biological talent in that group. He is usually kind and never argues with others.

Xu Mang fell into silence. It was obvious that this was a more radical action to stop the rise of Huaguo in this world. After all, technology is an important factor for its rise. Now Huaguo is catching up with the West in all fields, so it lacks a lot of resources. technology talents.

Prohibiting those talents from flowing into Huaguo has become an important means for the United States to curb the rise of Huaguo.

Xu Mang needed to know more details, and it happened that all of these people were returnees with high degrees of education, so they probably knew a lot about the situation, but... how should he speak?

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