I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

For Xu Mang in the past, every time he got out of bed was a test of his life, but since he mastered the 'laying in bed skill', his waist no longer hurts, his legs no longer hurt, and his whole body is full of strength. too much.

dad!

I'm going to school. Xu Mang yelled into the back room. This was not a simple goodbye.

etc!

This is the breakfast fee that Dad gave you. Remember to eat breakfast on time. Xu Jianguo handed over five one-hundred-dollar sheets, with a gratified smile on his face.

Then I'll take it reluctantly. Xu Mang sighed, put the five hundred in his pocket, turned around and left the room.

pretty!

Cheat another five hundred!

Xu Mang walked all the way to the bus station at a pace that his relatives did not recognize.

drop!

student card!

It was still the same seat, the window seat on the right in the last row. Xu Mang was a nostalgic person, and he tried to sit in other seats, but he always felt that something was missing. Thinking about it later... maybe the other seats didn't have The shape of your own ass.

At a certain stop, Tang Xin, who had refused to strike up a conversation before, came up. Unlike in the past, she changed her look today. She looked a little mature, but also a little cute.

Ouch!

Is this planning to prepare early for next year's Ching Ming Festival? Seeing Tang Xin sitting next to him, Xu Mang asked meanly, Who did you fall in love with? Or who fell in love with you? Or did you two get along with each other? flirt?

...

Don't talk to the mentally retarded. Tang Xin ignored Xu Mang's accost and took out a pure English novel.

Xu Mang was not annoyed, and continued to say with a smile, Is it from the school's basketball team? Who... who is it? Call me... Grand Duke?

That's his nickname! Tang Ling said blankly: Also... please don't be behind the chicken in the future, just add it casually, especially in front of girls, this is very impolite the behavior of.

It's really him? Xu Mang was taken aback. I said you, a little girl, look pretty good, at least like a human being. Why do you have such low taste? That guy named Big Rooster, is he considered human?

What do you know!

He has good academic performance and plays basketball well... Tang Ling was a little unconvinced: Look... I think he is much more handsome than you!

Hearing Tang Ling's words, Xu Mang couldn't help being startled. After staring carefully for a while, he couldn't help but sighed: Oh...it's so pitiful, I'm blind at such a young age.

Tang Xin comprehensive score -1

Xu Mang was a little emotional. They said that women in love have no IQ. In fact, this sentence is wrong. Not only do they have no IQ, but they are also blind.

Getting off the bus one stop earlier, Xu Mang came to a bun shop, bought three big meat buns and a cup of freshly ground soy milk, and ate while heading to school. , the soup inside will splash out.

Hey!

Out of print Maybach!

Since the two student unions refused him to bring buns into the school, Xu Mang could only stand at the school gate to eat buns, but saw a Maybach parked in front of the school gate. The overwhelming luxury made Xu Mang forget his hands. buns on.

The driver in a black suit opened the rear door, and a middle-aged woman and a little girl jumped out of the car. This was the first time Xu Mang saw such a cute girl. If she was said to be an angel, people would believe her.

She is not tall, about 1.4 meters tall by visual inspection, with fair skin, but...flat chest and no buttocks.

well!

No matter how good a girl is, she still has flaws, God is so fucking fair!

at this time,

A large group of people rushed out of the school, Xu Mang looked over,

Principals, vice principals, teaching directors, etc., a large group of high-level and middle-level leaders of the school.

What the hell?

Such a huge momentum?

Xu Mang didn't have the time to watch, and took a bite of the bun. The moment his teeth broke through the skin of the bun, the squeezed meat juice gushed out from the gap, and a crystal jet of water shot out.

call out!

It fell on that angelic girl...

suddenly,

The scene was chaotic,

In anxiety, anger, and confusion, Xu Mang slipped into the school quietly.

...

Have you heard?

What what?

The legendary top student came to report today, and the principal and vice-principal greeted him in person!

Even the principal and vice-principal greet him personally?

Nonsense, don't think about who she is, the first place in the youth group of the International Mathematical Olympiad, won three times in a row! And the international...

Damn, this doesn't seem to be described as a genius?

Hehe, is this scary? Her family background is even scarier!

Xu Mang was in a daze, when he heard someone chatting nearby, he couldn't help being aroused, and asked enthusiastically, Is it the girl who came down from the Maybach this morning?

...

...

Let's go to the side to talk.

good!

Watching the two leave, Xu Mang wished he could take a gun and kill them, who the hell!

Anger is all about anger, but this class still has to sleep. In the morning, there are two classes of history and geography. Except for the boring lecture content of these two teachers, Xu Mang quite likes history and geography classes, and it is easy to fall asleep.

At first Xu Mang thought that today was over like this, An An was fine, but... In the afternoon, the head teacher led a girl to the classroom.

Let me introduce to you, this is Yang Xiaoman who just transferred to our class. She will finish the third year of high school with you and then take the college entrance examination. Lin Yishan said seriously: Student Yang Xiaoman's grades are very good, I hope everyone You can learn from Yang Xiaoman.

...

I have a go!

is her!

When Xu Mang saw this girl named Yang Xiaoman, he couldn't help shrinking his head. The juice sprayed out of his meat bun in the morning hit her head, and he probably went home to wash her hair... It's so embarrassing. Hope she doesn't know who the killer is.

Well...

Yang Xiaoman, sit in front of Xu Mang. Lin Yishan glanced at the empty seat in front of Xu Mang, and arranged for this angelic girl there.

Xu Mang: (￣△￣;)

this...

what to do?

Seeing Yang Xiaoman walking over with a blank face, Xu Mang hurriedly lowered his head, for fear of being recognized by the girl.

Attend class!

Lin Yishan arranged the seats and started the class directly.

at this time,

Xu Mang was glad that the girl didn't recognize him. When he was about to go to bed, he found that she was holding his head and looking at the scenery outside the window. The temperament of sister Lin made people a little intoxicated.

well?

Are you a fan of daydreaming? Xu Mang asked secretly, What a coincidence, so am I!

...

Crazy! Yang Xiaoman didn't respond to Xu Mang, just glanced at it, and silently opened the political textbook. At this moment, she had a strange feeling that the guy behind her seemed to have seen it somewhere...

Faced with Yang Xiaoman's insult to personality, Xu Mang just laughed it off. Although she was one of the prettiest girls he had ever met, but... she was short, had no breasts, no ass, and had a big temper .

hehe,

Single until now?

Xu Mang felt a sense of joy from the depths of his heart, and he stretched his feet towards the minefield.

Student Yang Xiaoman!

Thank you for saving so much fabric for the country!

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