I Don’t Want to Win Lying Down

Who is it?

I asked you to participate in the show. Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: I told her to think about it, and I will give an answer the day after tomorrow. In other words...are you going? If so, I will reply tomorrow and try to arrange the time as much as possible come down.

What program? Xu Mang asked curiously as he picked up his meal, If it's some random talk show, I won't go... I don't like to be interviewed, if it's serious popular science program, I can think about it.

Speech.

The Speech is very popular recently. Yang Xiaoman said: I think this program can... You can go up and talk about it and tell everyone what you think.

Xu Mang thought about it for a while, and finally chose to give up, because the content he said might not pass the review, and then he would talk about some messy content, and even some sad programs were cut off, forget it...don't go .

No!

Just tell them that I don't have time. Xu Mang said indifferently, I want to talk about large colliders, but will they let me talk about it? I'm afraid it will be difficult, right? My show will definitely be cut off. , Instead of that, it’s better not to go.”

...

Yang Xiaoman is quite helpless, he seems to be a big idiot, and it's also... because this matter directly led to his resignation, and then led to so many things, no one would easily compromise.

Then don't go. Yang Xiaoman nodded.

At this time,

Xu Mang raised his head, glanced at Xiaoman cautiously, and said, Xiaoman...do you want three children in the future?

what?

No? Yang Xiaoman gave a blank look: It's not that I can't afford it... Our family has so much money, how about three children? Are you dissatisfied with my plan? If you are not satisfied, just say ...We can discuss it.

discuss?

I'm afraid it's just face-to-face force oppression!

Xu Mang basically figured out Xiaoman's routine. The woman said that she could discuss what she said, but when the two were blushing, she rolled up her sleeves and started beating him.

Well...

First of all, I don't have any dissatisfaction, I just... feel... Xu Mang said in a creaky voice, There are so many children who are hungry in the middle of the night, who will make milk powder? What if they spend the whole night? It's non-stop, this...don't even think about sleeping.

Of course it's you! Yang Xiaoman pouted and said displeasedly: After all, my surname is Yang, and both of you are surnamed Xu. How dare you let someone with a foreign surname take care of you?

Fuck!

Ruthless!

This shit...how can I stand it?

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: Don't make trouble... In fact, it's all the same, forget it... Let's talk about the future, tell me half a million, and I will give Wang Ai and others benefits, everyone I spent a lot of effort on gravitational waves, so I should give out bonuses.

No money!

You just got paid, and you want to pay a bonus again. Yang Xiaoman glared, and said angrily, And...you have so much money in your own pocket, why do you come to me for money again? Sixteen hundred How many tens of thousands of dollars are not needed?

hehe...

Xu Mang smiled, changed the subject silently, and asked, Are you going to work in the afternoon?

Um!

I'm going to a meeting in the afternoon. Yang Xiaoman nodded, and said seriously: I have encountered a lot of things recently, and I am very busy... My husband, I want to expand the production line. Even if it’s not enough, I just can’t squeeze out 15% from it.”

Xu Mang nodded. He didn't know anything about this, so Xiaoman came here wherever he wanted.

afternoon,

Yang Xiaoman put his satchel on his back and was about to drive his car to the company. Just as he started the car, Xu Mang suddenly appeared outside the car window, tapped on the glass lightly, and then the car window slowly moved down. Confused, he asked, What's wrong?

I want to make some money... Xu Mang took out a box of chocolates,

Seriously said: Five hundred yuan...

suddenly,

Xiaoman was completely speechless, this guy actually made money from his wife, how did he come up with it?

Give!

Hurry up...I'm too late! Yang Xiaoman handed Xu Mang 1,000 yuan, and said angrily, You just get off the plane and take a rest to adjust the jet lag, by the way...make dinner for me , I may be late today.

Xu Mang put the thousand yuan into his pocket, and said with a smile, Eat one first.

words fall,

Xu Mang took out a piece of chocolate, carefully peeled off the wrapping paper, handed it to Xiaoman's mouth, and said, Pure fat chocolate, 100% made of cocoa butter.

Although Xiaoman doesn't like to eat chocolate, since it was delivered to her mouth, she simply ate it in one bite, but...it feels a bit weird, why...why is there a heart of wine in it? And this wine heart is not ordinary wine, it seems to be baijiu!

its not right!

This...why is there Jiuxin in it? And it's still liquor? Yang Xiaoman came back to her senses, and when she turned to look at Xu Mang, she found that this guy had already put on a fluorescent vest.

Excuse me, is there a price? Xu Mang said solemnly, 500,000!

Yang Xiaoman: (#￣～￣#)

Routine!

The road of love is full of pits dug by this bastard!

Why are you so stupid? When has this idiot ever given a gift? When did you not ask for it yourself?

...

Hey hey...

Laugh at you big-headed ghost!

Yang Xiaoman said angrily: You liar! You don't even want to let your wife go... By the way, you have become more and more courageous recently, and dare to play this kind of routine on my old lady. Are you alive? Tired? Missing some pain in your life?

Xu Mang sighed, and said calmly, I'm the same... Poverty has given me unlimited potential, my wife... Shall I pick you up tonight?

As soon as the voice fell,

Seeing the anger on Xiaoman's face, Xu Mang hastily added, No money.

Looking at Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman burst out laughing, went up and pinched Xu Mang's ear, and said helplessly, I'm such a smart and beautiful girl, so I was taken down by you...I'm angry , do I want to ask you to take a mental damage fee?

Don't make trouble!

I drove your car away. Xu Mang said seriously, Arrive at the company at 4:30 in the afternoon. I'll wait for you at the front desk.

Um!

moment,

Xu Mang drove Xiaoman's car to the laboratory. Looking at his leaving back, Yang Xiaoman felt helpless in his heart. He had already become a great scientist, and he still did things in various ways without any sincerity. .

A ninety-second red light,

Xu Mang felt a deep sense of malice, this f*cking was simply unbearable, but when the green light turned on, he realized that the previous 90 seconds were nothing more than a small fight. The passage time of eighteen seconds, I don't know how this is planned.

Um?

what's the situation?

Has anyone come? Xu Mang saw an unfamiliar car parked in front of the laboratory, it seemed to be a Volkswagen brand, and it had the words of a certain bank printed on it.

into the lounge,

Xu Mang saw two strangers, a man and a woman. Before Xu Mang could speak, the man spoke.

Professor Xu?

Is it Professor Xu?

Do you want to run ETC?

Xu Mang: (*￣︿￣)

After finally driving away the two uninvited guests, Xu Mang felt a nameless anger burning in his heart. This is an important place for scientific research, how did they come in? What if something is lost?

Wang Ai?

What's happening here?

Why did the ETC find this place? Xu Mang asked, This is a laboratory, not just anyone can come in.

Wang Ai smiled wryly and said: We don't know either...At first I thought it was Professor Xu's friend, and said he came to see you, but...after he came in, he asked us to do ETC, Brother Chuan Xiao already called the police , there is no way...we have no one here, a total of six people, including the chef.

Xu Mang thought about it for a while. Although there are people on duty every night, it won't be a problem in the long run. It is necessary to find professional security personnel and maintain the necessary safety measures. If something is lost the next day, isn't it? Little trouble.

How's the recent progress? Xu Mang crossed his legs and said while drinking the top-quality tea that Xiaoman stole from the old man, By the way, I gave you some benefits, each of you will be rewarded with 50,000 yuan.

real?

Great...I just saw a new bag. Wang Ai said excitedly: The progress...it's not bad, everything is going according to plan, but Brother Chuan Xiao recently proposed an idea, This is a concept proposed in the 1980s, based on the idea that quantum vacuum noise can be represented as an uncertainty sphere along the two main axes of phase and amplitude.

The sphere is like a stress ball and can be compressed. If you shrink the sphere along the phase axis, the uncertainty in the phase state, that is, the uncertainty in the arrival time of the photon, will decrease, but the uncertainty in the amplitude state, the photon arrival time, will decrease. Quantitative uncertainty will increase.

pause for a moment,

Wang Ai said: Since time uncertainty is the main influencing factor of our equipment, compression along the phase direction can make the detector more sensitive to gravitational waves.

this...

Isn't it just a quantum vacuum compressor?

Xu Mang once thought of using a quantum vacuum compressor to reveal weaker and more distant gravitational wave signals, but its core is an optical parametric oscillator. At present, no institution in China can manufacture the optical parametric oscillator it needs. , the entire Huaguo does not have the entire capability.

This is a bow-tie-shaped device with a small crystal in the center and surrounded by mirrors. When the laser passes through the crystal atoms, the amplitude and phase of the photons will be rearranged to achieve the purpose of compressing the vacuum and reducing the time delay of the arrival of the photons. fluctuation.

This thing...

I thought about it before, but I inquired about it. No one in our country can manufacture a quantum vacuum compressor that meets our specifications, and foreign countries will not sell it to us. Xu Mang said helplessly: Forget it.

At this time,

Xu Mang's cell phone rang, and he glanced at the caller, and it turned out to be Professor Smith.

It's over!

Could it be... discovered?

Xu Mang!

Why did you give us a broken box?

Xu Mang: 囧

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